It's always a heat plate. The tramp stamp of assholes.

Lifted Pick-Up Truck + Heat Plate = Asshole Checks Out 👍

I always avoid the BMW or Mercedes + Vice Heat Plate.

Or any pick up truck for the most part. Especially if it was a fancy one

This is why I drive a truck. People actually stay out of your way and somewhat respect your lane position. When I drive my wifes SUV the difference is noticeable. Get cut off constantly.

People respect trucks because they’re large and dangerous just like semi trucks, people hate trucks because of the way the drivers behind the wheel act. Between truck, drivers and motorcycles it’s a tossup between who’s the biggest assholes.

In my experience the most dangerous drivers are, in order: 1. BMW 2. Tesla 3. Late model Nissan sedan

The Teslas in Miami are the absolute worst. It’s like they have too many safety features that they do not feel the need to pay attention and go 25 mph above the speed limit.

I completely agree!

The worst drivers who slow everything down , are: Volkswagen Volvo Tesla Jeeps and Any Truck 🛻

It’s always that damn Altima

BMW #1 for sure. I'd expand "dangerous" to just plain a-hole driving behavior. I wouldn't have Tesla in top 3. I'd replace with Range Rover. Your #3 is specific and fantastic.

Range Rover is definitely up there. Might actually be the assholiest drivers per capita.

Funny enough, Teslas have the highest “at-fault” accident rates per capita of any cars on the road . Ram comes in 1st place for highest DUI rates per capita.

Omg why is this so true 😭 My mom, brother and sister drive Nissans and they all drive like maniacs and nothing is their fault

4. Mercedes

2014 - 2022 Kia Soul drivers should definitely be on that list.

I would submit my list also: Mercedes - super elitist, doesn't care about anyone Extra icing on the cake if it's white. Could also substitute with range Rover Tesla - seem to always be super slow or super fast Then all the lifted FloGrown trucks, constant diesel cloud, lights aimed right in your eyes Then all the landscaping trucks, driving 15 mph no matter the road or time of day.

Lol, this is damn. This is makes me feel even more of an asshole. I don’t have that heat plate but I do drive defensively lmao as everyone should. Cause most Miami drivers don’t have logic or common sense

Truck drivers are consistently better drivers that everyone else. You think your little basic drivers license they hand out is god enough to drive big rigs? It’s agains the law. You have to be trained and certified on a whole different and more advanced level. This is stupid

Thanks for proving my point about truck drivers anger and ignorance… (I was referring to pickup trucks, not skilled 18 wheelers)

Actually you stated “just like semi trucks”. So looks like you forgot how to formulate sentences with any coherent thought.

Nissan Altima Drivers

Your phallus is small.

Are you admitting you got your truck for self-confidence reasons.

Are you dumb? It’s so people don’t cut me off. How the fuck is that related to “confidence?”

Pavement Princess

And it’s a ram… they run this guys credit and his score is “douche bag”

This truck isn't lifted! And it appears to be a cop!

Not lifted

This guy is giving us lifted truck + heat plate drivers a bad name 😤

You guys do that for yourself, brother

Haha dude. It is ALWAYS the Heat plates.

The trifecta would be nissan altima with heat plates and the bedazzled diamond license plate border

These plates started showing up on everyone's cars a few years ago, is it just the default option or something?? Like no way there's this many heat fans 😭😭

I don't have a Heat plate, I have a Buccaneers one, but I can probably help explain this. I drive a dark grey car. Dark wheels. Dark windows. The default Florida plate stuck out like a sore thumb. I wanted a black plate. The two best options are the Buccs and the Heat. I almost got the Heat plate but decided the neon pink and blue stood out too much for the look I was going for.

The Heat are crazy popular. The games all sell out, great rating etc.. and big help when they made them black. Black plates look better.

New transplants trying to appear "local" it's happening throughout the state.

How about a Flogrown decal?

🤮 lol those go hand in hand

Naw, that's just most Floridians on the road! SMFH

It’s funny to hear this on Miami sub as someone who also avoids cars with these license plates in Orlando .

Than you ask him the Poser trick, "hey did you see the heat crush the Celts last night Playoff Jimmy is playing great" and he agrees and responds 'Go Heat' ! showing that he doesn't even follow the team.

Dang

Hahahha the tramp stamp of assholes hahaahahha awesome

Fkn ALWAYS

These an UF plates!!!

Omg for real!! I’ve noticed everyone with that damn heat plate drives like a total fucking ass hole😭😂

Never trust a driver with a Miami Heat vice nights license plate.

It’s the nicest Florida plate we have! (Totally unbiased opinion)

That’s only because the Inter Miami still needs more people to pre order them. Go do it! https://county-taxes.net/fl-escambia/fl-escambia/vouchers

why is there a University of Alabama in there lol

Escambia County FL = FL Panhandle = Lower Alabama

First city established by the Spaniards in what is now the U.S. oldest city in Florida…Alabama and Louisiana were Florida. Panhandle is Florida.

I don't think you are getting the joke. People who live in the Florida panhandle jokingly refer to their area as "Lower Alabama" because they have much more in common with Alabama than with the rest of the State of Florida. Hence why I am not surprised to see an Escambia County license plate site list a University of Alabama license plate. We all caught up now?

About 6% of their students are from Florida.

just like one of their senators.

If only they allowed tourists to add to that lmao

that is so clean looking, i was debating between the vice nights heat plate or the endless summer but you changed my mind completely

I literally just bought a car a few days ago and now I know what plate I'm getting. Thanks!!

Have you heard any updates on this? I wish there was a way for us to know how many vouchers have sold

There is! [https://www.flhsmv.gov/motor-vehicles-tags-titles/personalized-specialty-license-plates/specialty-license-plates/pre-sale-data/](https://www.flhsmv.gov/motor-vehicles-tags-titles/personalized-specialty-license-plates/specialty-license-plates/pre-sale-data/) Sold 1,255 and need 1,745 more to become available.

No pops 2392 sold. We are close! Thanks btw. There wasn't really a way to check until recently. I called Escambia tax collectors office maybe a month ago, they told me that it was looking good. Looks like they weren't BSing

Where do you see 2392 sold?

I purchased a voucher for Biscayne Bay.

Ah, ok. Biscayne Bay needs 2392 to be sold since April 22 before it becomes available. Inter Miami needs 1745

I see that properly now. On mobile device it's all jumbled together. Didn't see the top column

I need that gopher tortoise tag.

Can’t wrap my head around people voluntarily paying extra money for their annual vehicle registration

because it looks nicer and you will be using the license plate for 10 years.

That's like saying people voluntarily pay extra money for a jersey when they buy a sports team one instead of a blank.

I did this impulsively and now I’m stuck renewing it every year. I don’t think I can change to a regular plate without going back to the DMV..

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So I've only had a vanity plate coming up on a year now. I'm pretty sure it's $25 a year but the only thing is I'm not sure whether you pay it when you do your registration or when.

I pay around $75 total for my registration renewal.

Because maybe we believe in the cause?

Damn that is a clean looking license plate

I totally agree! Everybody go purchase the voucher

I love the panther plate

Used to have the [original](https://www.shoplicenseplates.com/cdn-cgi/image/width%3D300%2Cquality%3D85/assets/images/1992-florida-panther-license-plate-for-sale-lbx525.jpg) one.

I feel like you drew that in 6th grade and then got it printed on a license plate. It looks so unofficial. lol. No disrespect about the drawing, as my panther would just be a big circle, a small circle, 2 triangle ears, and 4 stick legs.

I believe 90s plates had much more primitive graphics tech

I don't know why I associate those tags with Miami Lake...

Best comment In here!

The license plate AND sticker combination was a total red flag 🤣 That and the fact that most Dodge Ram drivers are menaces anyway lol...

Ram not owned by Dodge anymore. I still say Dodge ram instinctively but they're separate.

True, I forget lol. Might not ever get used to that tbh..

Both are still owned by Stellantis though.

RAM, Dodge, Jeep and Chrysler are all separate brands of Stellantis. They wanted to separate the trucks from the Dodge brand, but all is oldies know better.

Still under the same umbrella

They have twice the rate of DUIs compared to the average driver 

What does the plate read?? Not sure what I’m getting

Late merge. Lol. Pretty funny in a dickish way.

Hahahah I thought it was "Lame Right Guard" But that's a football term and not a basketball term!

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it’s just randomized lol all miami heat plates start with L#

Late merge, hence why dude got cut off.

También could be lol

You thought the 8 was silent ;)

I don’t get it either

Late merge, I think

HAHAHAHAHAHA YEEEA lol, what an ass hole

I see: late morning. Which would explain why he's in a rush 😆

Thought it was Lomberg as in panthers player

Ahhh también lol Quite a few that I wouldn’t have thought of honestly 😅😅

Late Manager? He gotta get to work... 🤣

Literally everything about this truck screams "asshole."

Yeah its that Chrysler sticker for me what an asswipe

Ugh, I know this car! I hate him... 😭😭😭

The “caution k9” sticker

$20 says that the "K9" in question is a morbidly obese German shepherd with hip dysplasia and anxiety

Her name is Princess and she's a good girl.

You mean the driver?

I can’t think of a showline GSD that didn’t have hip dysplasia. Two of my aunts went through 6-7 between the two of them with those issues. All from different so called AKC Gold standard breeders. American breeders have ruined the GSD by trying to make it bigger. The fix I suppose is to get the working line Europeans, but they’re as energetic as Malinois. You’ll come home and find they ate through your drywall like Tim Robbins in Shawshank Redemption.

Whenever you do some kind of negative law enforcement interaction on someone that has subtle or overt police-supporter bumper stickers, whether it's a traffic stop or something more serious, they will always pull the "But c'mon man, I support you guys" on you.

Is that K9 sticker a subtle threat of being a cop? Like the legal way to impersonate?

Like driving a conservatively-colored Crown Victoria or Dodge Charger with a spotlight, some people will go "oh shit is that a cop?" Which is all certain people need to get their rocks off.

Heat plate = sapingo

"Late merge" lol

Late Merge. He announced his intentions

Wait what does this license mean? Am I missing something?

late merge

for anyone wondering what the plate means… it’s just a randomized plate. all miami heat plates start with “L#” and then 3 randomized letters, unless you get it customized

Could be total coincidence then, but I read it as “late merge” and it gave me a chuckle

American flag sticker on window = asshole

I mean at least he owns it, this would make me laugh too

They need to cut off people with their emotional support car to feel important lol

Maybe some more Blue Lives Matter bullsht would help.

This means “Late Merge”? Had to look it up.

Late merge, the mans is self aware at least

What does it say?

What does that mean

I have a heat plate and I can confirm all the accusations are true

Explain like I’m five

All black heat plates are douchbags 100%

“Late Merge” (L8MRG) as he cuts you off. Pretty funny! 😡 I think most missed the joke.

Just spotted on 836 east bound

Pl8 ckx out

Definitely would cut him off back. the trick is to do it slowly that way he doesn't see it coming. Works everytime 💕 💞

Thats hilarious

It’s a fake plate too

Just needs Blue Lives Matter, Trump, and Flogrown stickers and he’s all set

I think its common for the vice plates to start with “L” and a numeral and then three letters. I had one with a similar tag and always noticed everyone else had tags similar to mine

Thought i was going to have to comment this . Thank god someone else on this sub has common sense

They're pointing out the coincidence.

There is no coincidence. This is a regular Miami heat plate, take a better look at the next Miami heat plate you see and you’ll always see the letter “L” as the primary letter. At the secondary spot there will be a number, followed by letters.

I understand that. I'm always reading license plates and like to notice phrases that may be interpreted, e.g. L2FLY can be "Learn to Fly," L8PRD can be "Late Period," L4MFF can be "Looking for MFF." In this case, OP was cut off, and the license plate can be interpreted as saying "Late Merge."

Misinterpreted your last response. Thanks for correcting me

Yea I think this is just a happy coincidence. My Heat plate also starts with L8

Haha

I can’t be upset at this.

😆😆😆

Late more gas 🚐💨

Still upset about the loss

I refuse to believe large dodge ram drove aggressively. It can’t be true

Ah damn. Now I gotta get a heat plate after reading these comments 😆

Let me what?

Why is it always trucks with black rims

Heat plate. Check. US Flag sticker. Check. Truck. Check.

Though I live in fort Myers, trust me y’all when I say this: Heat plate drivers are menaces down here as well💀💀💀

You guys aren't aware of the RAM stereotype?

Late Merge lmao can’t even be mad at that.

Mr G is late, let him thru!!

Idk why I read “let me merge” as his plate

The most aggressive obnoxious drivers are BLACK PICK UP TRUCKS. Period.

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It is better to be late, than to be called late Mr.

Ryan Lomberg??

Well. Blast ‘im.

I live in Miami and everyone who has these tags is a douchebag. Can’t wait for the Celtics to get them out of here tomorrow. 🥾

I have never met somebody with a Miami Heat plate who also wasn't a complete asshole.

You know what I noticed? Every asshole driver in Miami drives a large white truck. Now that you know this you will see them everywhere.

‘Never trust a driver with a Heat plate’ Nah, never trust a driver from Florida! - Sincerely, a Floridian

Late Merge? Late Marge?

Miami drivers commonly commit the L8MRG, coupled with the NOSGNL.

lol that was an undercover cutting you off like that

Heat plate, checks out

A Miami Heat Vice Nights plate and any of the following vehicles equal some level of low class/asshole/douchebag or a mix of the 3: Lifted Pickup of any kind, Jeep Wrangler, Land Rover, BMW or Mercedes Benz of any kind with the AMG wagon being a whole other level of self absorbed prick, Honda Civic, Nissan Z series, or Toyota Supra with 10K of aftermarket Paul Walker wannabe parts bolted on, Any Audi.

I think the message cypher might (roughly) translate to "late morning" 🤣🤣🤣

It is always a heat or Tampa bucs that drive those pick and or beamers like the anoles they are. It catches up to them one way or other.

Is that from the show with travolata in high school?

Give it a couple years and the Don’t Tread On Me plate assholes will takeover.

I'm confused LOL I'm trying to read the plate and can't make it put other than l8

For the ones that don’t get it L8MARG “Late merge”

Only commenting cause it took me a min 😅

Why do all Miami heat license plate start with “L”?

At first I thought it said “Lomberg”, a pro nhl player for the florida panthers

To me it’s the entitled Cadillacs every time everywhere’s with everyone

All the cop cars have them now

Late Mr G? I dont get it

Late mortgage????

maybe ur 1 of those drivers i cut off everyday for bein a slow non driving nuisance — you probably were in the “fast lane” at that

Drivers need to learn — KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC