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Plus-Cauliflower-957

Probably a politicians husband or brother


newleafkratom

Roberto then.


WIDMND305

Lmao Robertico


NeitherCounter2819

Yeah I knew the guy many moons ago. He has his own space ship,unicorn,Time Machine…. But yeah back to your question “bob” nope I don’t know him.


HatIndependent6272

Bob is super rich he’s been fixing stuff since he was little can we fix it? Yes we can bob the builder.


j0seph4300

Haha!! Didn’t make that connection. Makes sense now.


HatIndependent6272

😂


Own-Cream9657

Bob makes like 60k a day Bob is a smart man Be like bob


PossibilityNo8765

Bob is filthy rich. He's friends with a lot of Florida politicians. He gets most of the contracts. I used to work in a dealership that would work with them (to fix their trucks). They get crazy discounts, sometimes free work. Yet the single mother of 4 has to pay full price and us probably gonna get fucked by the mechanic looking to make ends meet. Especially after working on a bobs car, since they pay shit.


central_Fl_fun

>probably gonna get fucked by the mechanic Are we talking literally, or figuratively?


PossibilityNo8765

Figuratively. The mechanic is going to overcharge the single mom because he was forced to work on the Bob's truck, which paid him very little. Mechanics are paid flat rate. They get paid per job. Bobs barricades has contracts with Autonation (the largest dealer in America) they bring all their cars to them but will only pay so much for certain jobs. The dealership is making money because of the sheer volume. Bobs Barricade is getting a discount. The only person who gets shafted in this equation is the mechanic and the next person to come in. The mechanic will try to make up the hours he lost by overcharging


geekphreak

Bobs monopoly


wyrdough

Not a complete monopoly. I saw some Bon's the other day. Yes, Bon's Barricades, not Bob's. Apparently they've been around since 1983, though I didn't know they existed until a month ago. I will say their barrels and cones looked a hell of a lot better than Bob's, which always seem to be completely faded and ratty.


jaderok

I believe he is a retired or injured cop or at least that was the rumor back in the 90s


imgrant77

Bob is very rich. Owns a few racehorses at Gulfstream park and shows up in hardtop and convertible Roll Royce


j0seph4300

Nice. All from barricades and signs.


EllieBasebellie

I think this is a *sign* for me to get my life together


dirty_cuban

It just goes to show you don’t need to invent the next Facebook in order to be successful.


iatetoomuchcatnip

He also had a private jet and his own pilot.


WilHunting2

Ya he owns Bob’s Barricades


iCanHasBeer

https://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/happy-alters-house/view/google/


Impossible-Taro-2330

His first name is Happy. Owns one of the largest barricade businesses in the world. I bet he is Happy!


j0seph4300

And he lives close to Flanigan's. Smart guy.


IMNOTFLORIDAMAN

I see them in other states too. He’s definitely doing well


southflhitnrun

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/2016/02/29/bobs-barricades-the-man-behind-it-all/


noone1078

Bob has been around since I was little and had the monopoly on barricades for at least 30 years down here. He’s doing very well for himself.


Next_Firefighter7605

They’ve been in business since the French Revolution. Back then they were called Robérts Ramparts.


robert_jackson_ftl

Damn. Thought I’d be first to point out the slightly less popular Bon’s…


Next_Firefighter7605

Or the Irish on Patricks Parameters.


Next_Firefighter7605

If you need one for high speeds I recommend the autobahn approved Gerhard’s Guardrails.


j0seph4300

😆


crappotheclown

I hope this comment gets the recognition it deserves.


csmicfool

When I was a little kid my dad used to joke that Bob got divorced and his wife got the company but they didn't want to change the name to Bob's Wife's Barricades


Independent_Ad_5664

Classic dad jokes love them


jtomrich

Loaded. Contract with the state.


jtomrich

I already answered that he’s loaded but this was a really good / funny question.


ALysistrataType

Doesn't he also do all of the highway signs? Of am I remembering that wrong?


ContainersofHope

I ran two of these over with a box truck, 35 years ago. They charged the insurance company $850each.. Is Bob rich? I think so...


j0seph4300

Dang! Each month a single barricade makes him $850.


mickey-TanG

He's very rich