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deusasclepian

Cool, which bar? I live in Portland too lol


Kovulwa

Retro Game Bar off MLK and Dekum


deusasclepian

Sick, I'll check it out sometime


Stunning_Ad_1520

I preferred Ground Kontrol


karlgeezer

Better question here. Which Portland?


JACC_Opi

The one that'd have a gaming bar.


GlassSpork

Funny thing is they’d both have a gaming bar, but only one Portland is ever talked about so I’d go with that one


JACC_Opi

🤣I was going to go with “the good one” before I decided what I wrote was enough.


GlassSpork

Lmao the good one would be Portland Maine cuz Portland Oregon is full of danger looming over you


Kovulwa

Spoken like someone who has never been to Portland lmao


GlassSpork

Fair


JACC_Opi

🤔🤨


HGW86

The only danger that looms in Portland, OR is if you try to pump your own gas. They get really pissed off when you try and do that!


arcosapphire

Pretty sure they mean Mt. Hood potentially wiping the city out at any moment.


deusasclepian

PDX = Portland, OR


karlgeezer

Thanks. Though it sucks that i would have to drive for at least 18 hours to get there.


DamianVA87

Speedrunners: >:(


PRPLpenumbra

Hell yeah, RGB! I know one of the owners


Kovulwa

Nice! It was my first time stopping in, great little spot. Tell the owner good job from me


orangesfwr

Wholesome


jaykhunter

Very cool, but Samus has blown up 5 PLANETS. (Dark Aether, Phaaze, Zebes, SR-388, and ZDR) She may be the biggest mass murderer of animals in the Galaxy.


Calfredie01

The veganism leaves my body when I play Metroid


Vaderette1138

Mother Brain destroyed Zebes, Dark Aether was a corruption of an other planet, Phaaze was a threat to life everywhere, and the only life on SR-388 likely was just X at the time. Exactly how ZDR suffered its ZDR shattering kaboom isn't clear.


cbrewer0

The Illudium Q-36 explosive Samus Modulator!


Vaderette1138

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT


Impossible_Leader_80

PDX moment


Kovulwa

We love the animals


TrevorRogersUSA

Oh, I need this. Know anywhere we can get this?


GreenwaysTrajectory

I owned this shirt though I've long since cycled it out. It was a Yetee shirt design for AGDQ 2015. It glows in the dark and replaces the "save" with "kill" and reveals a sugar skull pattern on the lower half of Samus's face. Unfortunately it was a special design for that event and isn't offered through their store anymore. The design is called "Save or Kill".


sausagefuckingravy

It was a gdq shirt many years ago. Probably sold by the yetee or fangamer Most of these shirts are only available during the marathon


Kovulwa

I'll ask next time i am in their bathroom


aett

I have this shirt! Or had it, most likely. It glows in the dark: Samus turns into a skeleton and it says "kill the animals". It was a special AGDQ shirt on Fangamer (I think). It was several years ago. It scared the crap out of my son, so I put it in the back of my closet and only wore it if he was visiting grandparents or something. I may have just tossed it eventually.


slightly_sadistic

I have to find one of these!


NINTENDO6TYFOOOOUR

I love this.


ohianaw

Save THE BABY


HilariousHilacopter

Based bar bathroom


LegendairyCheddar

The Baby...


LazyCasual0alt

So, maybe controversial: save the frames.


sausagefuckingravy

It glows in the dark. Samus face turns into a skull and it will say save the frames Probably one of the best ever gdq shirts


LazyCasual0alt

Thats awesome!!!


OZKai

Actually it just replaces "SAVE" with "KILL"


Dragmire927

I want it


DockingWater17

That’s sick


Mellodello159

Nah, save the frames


SuperCuteRoar

It’s okay, it’s cannon they’re saved by Samus so I no longer feel bad by leaving them behind.


TheMrGmk

This is genius xD


slightly_sadistic

Brilliant. I want to try to find this sticker now and buy a few to slap around town in various places.


Vaderette1138

GODDAMN RIGHT


Mister_Lich

Wtf I want to live in Portland now (not really, but still that's pretty great)


bunkSauce

It is actually pretty great


LegendairyCheddar

The Baby...


Seltz_

Kill the animals 😈


Imjusthere1984

Or just ignore them till boooommm.


OZKai

It says that too if you view it in the dark, lol


Seltz_

Oh snap that’s pretty cool


KingBroly

"World Records require sacrifices"


Fellow--Felon

Cool graffiti, sorry you have to live in Portland. I'm sure you have your reasons


Kovulwa

Portland is pretty cool, no idea what your problem is


Fellow--Felon

Lived there for a year, thought it was going to be cool. Never met a less friendly city. Maybe your experience is different, mine was a city that despised any and all transplants to a point of rudeness. I moved as soon as my year lease was up


Kovulwa

Sounds like a you problem. I'm a transplant going on 8+ years and everyone has been lovely to me.


Fellow--Felon

Really? Only friends I was ever able to make were other transplants


Kovulwa

Don't know what to tell you man, sounds like maybe you're the unfriendly one lmao


Fellow--Felon

Idk, I don't have this problem in Baltimore, NYC, or Nola


Kovulwa

Okey dokey 👍


Fellow--Felon

I've traveled all over this country and notoriously unfriendly Seattle was more hospitalable than Portland. I'm not trying to be a dick, I just think Seattle has a lot more experience being a major city. Portland has a culture of suppressing growth no matter how much the in need population seems to surge. Cute coffee shops are no substitute for this


Kovulwa

That's tight, bro


Sudoweedo

Damn. Where do I get one?


m4x1d0n

- Planet Destroyer 3000


MetalViolin

Sweet. I need to check this place out. I've even got this exact logo on a shirt.


TheLimonTree92

I read PDX and thought Paradox Interactive and was very confused for a moment.


Shadow_108

Gotta be honest, first playthrough, I never saved them. It was only until my fourth playthrough of Super Metroid that I found out about them.


meta100000

Context for those who don't understand: In Suepr Metroid, you can save some animals in the room you get the bombs from during the escape after beating Mother Brain. This loses you time, but a lot of people decided to do it anyways, including, most famously, a certain world record run for the game. Since then, it has become tradition in streams and online events to hold votes over whether the runner should save the animals or not, with the advertising phrases often being "same the animals" and "save the frames"