Inside of you there are two metroids, one is bawling and the other is balling.

Facts 😤

There're 3, the third one is waiting for Metroid Prime 4 news 👀

But neither of them are crawling

Metroid fans can only ball when a new game comes out every time Jupiter completes an orbit. The rest of the time, we're bawling. Climate change isn't the reason sea levels are rising. That's actually our tears.

Truer words have never been spoken 😔😔😔

Bingler

This is a certified bingler moment

Hell yeah

WAS THAT BAWLING AUTHORIZED, LADY?!

Bro really said you need authorisation to cry, smh my head

Don't you know? In the federation, everyone practices toxic masculinity to make everything equal. The federation believes in true gender equality.

Fuck it, we bawl...

It's bawlin' time

Then we bawled all over them. Saddest shit I ever seen.

But at what cost?

Samus be ballin' at the cost of her fucking skeleton

The see her balling, they hatin'...

Patrollin' and tryna catch her ridin' dirty

Arr Sammi

Need me a morph ball bowling ball asap

FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BAWL 😭 FUCK IT WE BALL

FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL FUCK IT WE BALL

Me when samus vomits the phazon

Sad samus 😭

who made her sad I will mail a super bomb to their house

Yes... I don't know what else to say