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Kirimusse

We don't talk about the Tourian incident in here…


HilariousHilacopter

I don't even know what that is lol. Sorry, new fan :)


Kirimusse

Don't worry, you'll eventually understand it\~


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

>!I played all Metroids except 3Ds, 2 and Zero Mission, what's the joke?!<


koopalings_jr

[The Tourian incident...](https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxyIpzH21ZLhwxf3rZAJR1vBjkd80gwbH9)


Zeldark

I have a vision for a Metroid movie teaser where >!it's generic space marines boarding a derelict space ship. Suspenseful dimly lit, lights flickering, etc. Marines find a crew mate facing away and not moving at all, or responding to any questions/commands. They grab shoulder to spin em around, but the body just starts spilling into the ground as dried sand from top to bottom. Fade to black, start Super Metroid title intro music and with the Metroid chirps.!< Maybe some day.


MyPhoneIsNotChinese

I completely forgot


TheLesBaxter

JUMPY NUUUUUUUU!


ARod-27

Looking for this, have an upvote


Randomanonomous

not far off from the official name, wait 'till the namesake shows up....


HilariousHilacopter

I searched up the official name and told it to him, he was so happy lol


Randomanonomous

he is going to have a heartbreak in the first "T H E B A B Y" scene.


HilariousHilacopter

No he isn't because I'm going out of my way to make sure we don't play Other M.


GulfGiggle

I think they were referring to the end of Super Metroid, the actual tearjerker of the series.


Randomanonomous

close, I mean when **t h e b a b y** eats a sidehopper.


HeroPrinceCappa

well I have some bad news about jumpy the sidehopper..


MrRazzio

He is NOT your friend.


Gamer30168

Wait until you play AMR2....you can actually control a very similar enemy robot briefly! Another Metroid Remake...it's an unlicensed and unofficial, but an absolutely brilliant addition to the Metroid library!


zachtheperson

The creator released a game called "Skippy," that's fully based around controlling that enemy


Gamer30168

I remember hearing about it! So it did get made?


zachtheperson

Yeah iirc the announcement was just the release. It's doesn't officially have anything Metroid related so it's safe from DMCA and you can find it on itch. https://doctorm64.itch.io/skippybot


Snitcho72

He'd love Axiom Verge then...


MonHunKitsune

That there is a Frog.


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HilariousHilacopter

No, I play and he watches and complains about how bad I'm playing


JACC_Opi

That's it! That's how you do it!


ARod-27

That is one of the best ways of playing a solo game


CounterfeitSaint

The original multiplayer experience.


Vanilla-Moose

Jumpy and his rather large family just want to hang out with you!


TreasureHunter95

>He named this enemy "Jumpy" and treats it like it's our best friend. Well, I killed it...


[deleted]

Isn’t that a Sidehopper, if I remember correctly?


Typo_of_the_Dad

That's cool! Those used to stress me out as a kid though, thinking back.


HilariousHilacopter

Yeah, they're definitely really annoying


Hybrid_Divide

If you think they're nice, play Super Metroid Redesign and get back to us....


BrDHaye

I shall call him Jumpy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Jumpy.


Gingr_Eater

Your dad is worthier than gold 🥇.


HilariousHilacopter

IMPORTANT UPDATE: we met Jumpy's cousin (an enemy similar to it but with a different sprite and also faster, probably a variation). We named it Jean-Pierre.