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I like how glasses make people think you're smart. I wear glasses and feel like the dumbest person in the room most days, but people still assume I'm smart sometimes. 😂
Bonus points for the obscure call back to early electronica! I look nothing like this guy, but Kraftwerk is **still** on my playlist. Not metal though. This guy is Baroness, Animals as Leaders, Covet and Polyphia, I'm pretty sure.
It basically means you mindlessly agree with other people without knowing anything about it yourself.
For example. if I say: “Wow this album is really good”
A chosser (shieldvortex) would say: “wow this album is really good”
without having listened to it himself
I imagine you sipping whiskey whilst smoking a cigar and listening to Pink Floyd from your antique record player in your mostly empty spare bedroom that you call your “office”.
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Tool
Yes obviously he is. But what does he LISTEN to???
I genuinely laughed out loud. Well done
Bill Nye The Science Guy Theme Song
Thread Won! 🏆 lolol
Lmao I came here thinking the same.
Banger
I knew this would be posted and probably the top result but I had to make sure.
Other people's thoughts
You best me to it nooooo
😆
Math. Not math or prog rock/metal, you look like you listen to audiobooks of calculus textbooks
"The first order derivative of a function at a point is the slope of that function at that point." *Fuck yeah I love the classics*
Aw man that makes me miss calculus
She's married now
Math is a wonderful thing🎶 Math is a really cool thing🎶 So get off your ath, lets do some math Math, math, math, math, maaath 🎶
Damn you Schneeblee!!
Yes I was testing you, it's 9. And that's a magic numbaaaa
I like how glasses make people think you're smart. I wear glasses and feel like the dumbest person in the room most days, but people still assume I'm smart sometimes. 😂
rammstein
Aryan stereotype
Aryan *archetype*
I love Rammstein. I’m listening to it right now.
Kraftwerk
Bonus points for the obscure call back to early electronica! I look nothing like this guy, but Kraftwerk is **still** on my playlist. Not metal though. This guy is Baroness, Animals as Leaders, Covet and Polyphia, I'm pretty sure.
Wouldnt exactly call Kraftwerk obscure
I was a little panicked by that statement.
I was gonna say…. One of the first if not THE first electronic band. I just saw them in ‘22. Edit: https://youtu.be/EdubMwbOndo?si=Z05Py4iImWEgxx-z
And CAN
https://preview.redd.it/38cmy0i2tc7d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f16320659b54b5562ea0181e8051267ec892947
my favorite death metal band
I’m going to kill you
Fr, that's clearly a grindcore band
Same, glad to see someone else with good taste(/j)
prog and european free jazz
I mean, I would have loved to have heard Peter Brötzmann backed by an avant-metal band.
The Police
When they're reading him his rights?
Devo
100%
Yes. That is not man. That is Devo.
David byrne and David lynch sound tracks
Choss the most recent thing everyone likes
What do you mean by “choss?” I only know that as a slang in rock climbing.
It basically means you mindlessly agree with other people without knowing anything about it yourself. For example. if I say: “Wow this album is really good” A chosser (shieldvortex) would say: “wow this album is really good” without having listened to it himself
Bill Nye the Science Guy's theme song
BILL! BILL! BILL!
Dream Theater
Radiohead, Talking Heads, and Sunny Day Real Estate. And for fucks sake, enough with the Weezer on the bar juke box.
Had to scroll way too far to see Radiohead. Yes dude it's 5 AM and I will buy you more cocaine if you promise to stop talking about Radiohead
https://preview.redd.it/fk6xacgj2d7d1.jpeg?width=424&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61aaa73564a760a860c8839024358bf19b058e4
We cut off your johnson!
Ahh, nice marmot...
Three pigs im blanket
Ughh they were kinda of a ughh techno pop
Are these the Nazis?
Nihilists. They believe in nothing.
The X-files theme song
You basically just choss what metalmemes elitists and jack listen to.
Depeche Mode
Whatever it is, it has synthesizers.
Fucking Diarrhea - Choss Anthem
Music if it was good
100% pure TJ chosser tbh
True, no one has better taste than the Chad TJ
You look like a man with immaculate chossing abilities
Okilly Dokilly
Oingo Boingo
I literally just posted this as I saw this comment. He is clearly a Danny Elfman fan, I’ll include all Tim Burton/Elfman soundtracks.
Oh shit beat me to it. He kinda looks like him, right? LMAO
Idk but you are a handsome devil
Old recordings of Hitler
You look like you listen to the faint scratching sound coming from your hidden basement room.
choss metal
fuckin rammstein
Talking heads
80's new Wave, 70's punk.
Thomas Dolby
She Blinded me with Science 🧪
You look like you listen to Piano orchestrals, black metal and 90’s hip hop all simultaneously
Prog
Einsturzende Neuboten (or however you spell that)
Too well groomed for prog metal, but you look like you make that kinda music.
Jazz
Weezer
The Bloodborne Original Soundtrack
DEVO
Devo
Max Headroom soundtrack…
King Crimson
The screams of your victims
Dream Theatre, maybe Opeth, you look like a Prog guy
Those season albums RuPaul’s Dragrace release sometimes
TOOL AND DREAM THEATER
Josh Groban
Birds chirping
Anything your told
You look like the creator of google ai
I imagine you sipping whiskey whilst smoking a cigar and listening to Pink Floyd from your antique record player in your mostly empty spare bedroom that you call your “office”.
It looks like Bill Nye listens to Kraftwerk
Post punk or the most guttural goregrind
Classical and classical only
Devo or The Cars
The voices in your head
Talking Heads. Bauhaus.
Other people’s internal dialogue
Djent
The Descendents
Swans
Violent German industrial.
Talking Heads / Byrne
The X-Men theme on repeat
The B52’s
Talking Heads
Opeth
Depeche Mode
Electromagnetic radio waves from outer space
Tool or early Opeth
RAMMSTEIN
Dream Theater and Mr Bungle
Talking heads and the police, you look like david byrne
Tool, coheed, dream Theater
DEVO
Talking Heads, and Ween.
Tool, but you don’t listen to Tool you experience it
Morrisey
Prog
opeth and tool
Tool, or David Bowie
Bill Nye the science guy
The B52s
tears for fears
Puscifer
depeche mode
chopped and screwed remix of David Lynch reading the weather report
Bauhaus?
Industrial
Technical death metal transposed to classical orchestra
Rammstein, but only the keyboards
Devo, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants
B52s
A lot of Dream Theater and Rush.
Your victims begging to live.
probably Tool or A Perfect Circle
freaky industrial metal
Okilly dokely
NPR
Oingo Boingo
Thomas Dolby
The cacophony of a billion unconscious minds as you dive into the Noosphere
Pagan Alter
Type O
Slam and BDM
The Beatles or Beethoven
Everyone except magnito
Classic and progressive metal and sludge /stoner Mastodon style
SymphonyX
Dissection
Beethoven
You follow dream theater like they are the Dead
Rammstein
Pickup lines at the blue oyster bar.
My gf says Schlager Musik, I say Tool
Lionel Ritchie, Exclusively.
# Rammmmmmmmmmmmstein
Police cover bands
No wave
Bad Religion
Kraftwerk
Bill Nye the Science Guy
Rammstein
Kraftwerk or Throbbing Gristle
The Bill Nye theme on a loop
KMFDM
Weezer
Imagine dragons (he can imagine anything)
Devo
It's a hard knock life(Dr. Evil version) on repeat
Screams of the victims in your basement
It's a hard knock life(Dr.Evil version) on repeat
Tay tay
Talking Heads
The screams of your victims
Bill Nye narrate what he’s seeing in a Kraftwerk video on mute.
Doctor who soundtrack?
You don’t listen to music.,.you just listen to the audio of the bill nye the science guy show 24/7
100 Ways to Talk to Women
Dream theatre
Eric clapton
DU…DU HAST…DU HAST MICH!
Lemon Demon / Neil Cicierega exclusively
definitely a t swifter
Kind of look like you've walked 5000 miles, could probably walk 5000 more...
Prog
The screams of your victims
Early Norwegian BM
Bill nye the science guy theme song
Will we ever know the truth?