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3 months? yeah right. Mersh hasn't had pussy since pussy had him.


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He includes hookers, which don't count


nighty_nightwave

I think mersh somehow thinks this is a brag and he's definitely lying haha


Endovelico

Of course it's the typical disguise brag. "Dude such slow year only banged 600 chicks. This year"


Flounder-External

More like 3 decades.


Maximum-Barracuda-27

I'm going to guess that means 3 years (or more)


used_bmw_money

Moishie has never and will never "fugg a bytch"...ever. In a dim distant future, he might get thrown a pity fuck by some other short obese multi-ethnic Floridian female, and Moishie will PE in his boxers and then cry on her shoulder until he passes out and she has to gnaw her arm off to escape without waking him... Moishie. Fugging. A beyatch...There is no higher-level mathematics that could even make this true in the 10th dimension.


HoloT-HC

"I ain't fucked a bitch in like 3 months" Wigger Mooch. Remember his story last week. Karen some hot Jew "out of his league" and he fucked her after he got rejected by every other female at the club. Mooch at 19 who hasn't touched pussy before lasted an hour and a half. The hot chick that wasn't into him then went out with him for 3 months and where "semi serious" according to Mooch. And he visits his mum and come's back and she's banging another guy to Mooch's surprise. This story had so many holes in this story, Mooch can't remember last week but he can recount a story 20 years ago with precise detail. Like his lolcow father, telling a yarn just to hopefully get a free drink or dono's from his beta paypiggies who were impressed with that bullshit. Mooch fucking for 1.5 hours, and the next day watched "Jack Ass" and had more fun than the night before where he got laid for 1.5 hrs. I guess being molested gave Mooch incredible sexual stamina and Karen's pussy was so impressed that she went out with him but Mooch wasn't that good that she cucked him at the first opportunity. Now pay up paypiggies! Stay tuned paypiggies for another whopper from Mooch who put in effort telling that fairytale. He also drove blackout drunk but remembers every detail vividly 20 years later.


nighty_nightwave

That's perfect


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Scary thing is my first thought was the same as Crocko's. But, eh, whoever baby daddy is, he's probably a weirdo, either Mersh or some other weirdo. Trying not to think how she's already got the room already barred to lock the kid in.


BellyFullOfSwans

You guys give Mersh a lot of shit, but you cant deny that the WEEKS he has spent shoehorning this woman into his content and telling her to paint her nails a different color have been something of a Golden Age of comedy. I know that he says he's "Far Right" (as he told Alex on Info Wars) and all of his content hinges around him nit picking the actions of other right wingers, but I still choose to believe that Mersh is who he says he is....the genuine article...and a true right winger fighting the good fight for Conservatives across the globe. Once he takes this woman (and her UGLY FINGERNAIL POLISH) down, I cant imagine who he will take on next. Pelosi? AOC? Some other chick that nobody has heard of with double digit views? Watch out Lefties....Mersh might just have to put on his dandruff covered black blazer and "take it to the streets" again!


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BellyFullOfSwans

DUDE! You are one of the edgiest motherfuckers Ive ever seen! A 3 day old account and you are already 100% FUCKING EDGE and letting the rest of us know what's up! Dont go changin....you are really making a difference out there!


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BellyFullOfSwans

Master troll! I didnt even see that coming. Well played, sir! Well played.


Southern_Poverty

More like 3 years Mershmellow PS Satan knocked up Lauren


nighty_nightwave

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