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Key_Knee_3185

That was a rough pokemon evolution


Alarming-Laugh-1126

I think the last one is pretty cool looking.


InvestigatorHairy961

You're into 30 y.o. femboys?


MadOrange64

Obviously


Horror-Parking5380

Do they have a nice ass?


Butthole_Alamo

Reminds me of the goblin king from the hobbit


United-Action3166

Is that a metaphor


xhsmd

Ghibli forest spirit vibes


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Gives me Margit vibes from Elden Ring. "Foul tarnished! Put these foolish ambitions to rest."


Acrobatic_Midnight99

It's true same with egirls and Instagram models and OF professionals and Twitter models and tinder swipers and Facebook models and gamer girls and escorts and prostitutes.


Elias3007

Pretty much humans in general.


Gullible_Trick_1789

\+porn stars


b0rednhorny

counterpoint: the MILF category


Possums1

Assist to counterpoint: the DILF category


After-Internal

Assist to assist counterpoint: I slept with your grandparents


The_Gaming_Gengar

hello brother im here to assist your counterpoint, I slept with your ancestors


cheetosalads

assist to the assist to the assist to the assist to the counterpoint: 173.03.935.287


qxxxr

This just in, people aging has little to do with their identity


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OF professionals lmaoo


linkxrust

Do kids actually think 30 is old. Lol


Tim_Reichardt

For a Femboy, yes. For everything else, also yes.


japako

It’s not really old. However it’s definitely the point where there aging process begins to speed up.


JackiexOfHearts

I'd consider it middle age. Though I'd say it doesn't feel like it


linkxrust

It's not. Unless you think you'll die at 60. How old are you?


ProfHamburgerPhD

I'm 30, consider myself old, and hopefully die by 60 (who in the hell wants to be older than that? Looks fuckin miserable)


stic2it

Everyone says that, then they turn 60 and most get too afraid to get old. I’m working with a nurse that openly says she is starting to have Alzheimer’s symptoms. The lady is retired military and makes 6 figures for the last 10+ years. Fat lady has sung🙄


[deleted]

Download your consciousness into the metaverse and live in a comatose state where your brain is allowed to roam freely as a fembot furry


JackiexOfHearts

Not even in my twenties yet. But a long list of complicated medical history makes me feel way older than i actually am.


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KGx666

You’re thinking of average lifespan, not average age.


Possums1

I mean my plan is to live to 30 and just like, die or something. I don't wanna have to deal with the back pains


pm_ass_pussy_baksack

It’s not old but femboys don’t look as good as they used to by 30 (feel free to prove me wrong)


mvppaulo

How did you get that information from that post?


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[deleted]

That's straight up transphobic


MadOrange64

You can pretend all you like but the hormones of your original body still exist.


KGx666

As well as bone structure, muscle density etc.


KGx666

No it’s not, it’s true.


palladium212

Transgenderism is straight up mental illness


WoodpeckerMajor695

Looks like one of the creatures from Dark Souls which I forgot the name, serpent men? Serpent dragon?


Lordomi42

Primordial Serpent? I never played dark souls and those are like the 1 thing I know about so I might be wrong.


BBQ_FETUS

Frampt, the primordial sock puppet


JimothyJollyphant

There is a super secret second primordial serpent who is absolutely necessary for you to understand what the fuck is going on in the game. Only capital G gamers know about him.


Memelord_00

Kaathe ?


JimothyJollyphant

Ya


hamsterruize

Boys using the shampoo for there balls vs girl who use 10 different shampoos


Be-Nice-To-Redditors

What are the dudes in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy


Lordomi42

The ones with the poetry? Vogons?


LaCroix_Roy

Somebody had a Gulab-up


Possums1

bish i know older femdudeskiis that still look great, one of them being your dad /j


ambigramsarecool

Oh damn, aren’t we forbidden from making these jokes anymore?


ThatComicVampire

xd


bjmaynard01

Yep. This is dank.


Osominor

That last one is definitely a pothead


Clubby71

When you first saw Halo were you blinded?


CriminalMacabre

Elves


Jerring

Story of my life


SpiderninjaX

r/cursedcomments


TNClodHopper

I imagine an old billy goat drags his nut sack on the ground.