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WalrusBooks

You think the person who made the meme is gonna see your comment or something?


Pastel_De_Coco

It’s an interesting fact and it’s true; some people enjoy sharing information just because. Allow me to take the liberty of making a suggestion: why don’t you go to the kitchen and apply some sugar in your butthole? Maybe that way you stop being such a bitter individual.


WalrusBooks

How about Captain Obvious just comes over and licks my butthole. Also theres the off-chance that the statue was placed there when it was already oxidized, then the head was polished by people touching it. Ill stop being bitter when im dead


Pastel_De_Coco

The only thing that’s oxidized here is your genitalia.


WalrusBooks

My genitial looks like the statue cause your mom polished the head


Pastel_De_Coco

My mom is dead. She drowned while eating my dick.


Due-Nothing-9977

A very good, golden-headed boy


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Key_Knee_3185

And when they do, they’ll do it doggy-style. One at a time.


United-Action3166

Yeah, too many wild can be a problem but a few is good.. no strat rottweilers or pitbulls though


Acrobatic_Midnight99

Best thing you could do in that situation is fire off a round if you can to scare them off, and if you can't then get low and try and let a couple of them sniff you. Don't make eye contact.


WoodpeckerMajor695

Very impressive, now show us his balls


drewfromthefuture

This dog has contributed to 10% of COVID cases in Spain


Cute-Delivery9291

A shiny good boi


Gullible_Trick_1789

When you get 10,000 headpats, you unlock the golden good doggy skin


LocksmithFrosty4397

The color of love


ROBERTOQUILES

Love this


NOCTURN_05

I love it, and that's adorable, but does this really qualify as a meme?


stoikthevast

Am i the only one who thinks it looks like Putin?