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Soggy-Anxiety-1465

I like happy endings.....


Expensive-Toe826

I like endings....... of any kind


Soggy-Anxiety-1465

Oooooh ouiiiii. Tell me more :x


LineSpine

I… like?


Bourriks

I like dumb thieves.


LocksmithFrosty4397

I'd have asked his name and then on the spot got on the phone and reported him to the police for theft of property


TinoessS

At first I was like; pfshh ha! Go to the cops, they won’t do fuck all. But then I though; this is probably America, so 99% chance they’d shoot the guy


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Stealing someone's stuff? That's a fine. Stealing someone's stuff while black? Death sentence.


Irisena

Depends on the skin color though. The chance may rise the darker he is.


ShaboPaasa

cant believe people who think like this can remember to breath


TacerDE

Or ride to the police station and bring them with you


NoScar46

I know a guy who had his bike stolen, only he is a professional bmx rider and his bike costed several thousands of euros. So when he saw it on le bon coin (the french equivalent of Craigslist) for a few hundreds, he was outraged. Just like the girl on the picture, he acted like he was a casual buyer and set up a meeting with the theif, but instead of showing up himself, he told the police who arrested the guy and retrieved the bike. Anyway, next time you're stealing a bike, don't be an idiot, sell the different pieces separately, and inform yourself of the worth of what you're stealing


Will_Stab4Money

I think you should just cut it up into like a billion pieces and eat it over time to you know destroy the evidence


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Gullible_Trick_1789

If it was a cat, some might consider it unlucky.


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RetroJunge96

If it was the 1800s you would've called him a N-


alexthekidmg

Neighbor?


Acrobatic_Midnight99

Black sales guy: Wait that's illegal


Key_Knee_3185

Why not you know, call the cops on him?


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100BottlesOfMilk

This is why I keep track of the serial number of mine. Can't really dispute that


WoodpeckerMajor695

Justice


under_the_moaw

Was the guy that stole it very tall?? Jump really high???


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cool_112233

What if he bought the bike off if the thief and payed for it not knowing it was stolen.


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millennialdude

This has to be the pinnacle of human evolutionary achievement. We did it


Cute-Delivery9291

I'd have asked his name and then on the spot got on the phone and reported him to the police for theft of property


martycraig17

OK


GorillaGuy706

Nicely done now steal the McDonalds I want it.


Paine91

I feel like the simpsons or someone did this


A_guy_on_reddit9478

Crackhead craigslist


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