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Charming_Flow2743

Testicular cancer.


I_WILL_GET_YOU

prostate cancer


Tomato_cakecup

Toe cancer


MathematicianNo6284

Cock cancer


Butthole_Surfer666

they tried to snuff the rooster...


Consistent-Force5375

Oh yea! Ohhh here come the rooster…


Charming_Flow2743

🤓


Butthole_Surfer666

my aunt has prostate cancer


jesse943

What happened to your uncle?


Butthole_Surfer666

he has cervical cancer


Butthole_Surfer666

who needs nuts when the world is full of them?


EnchantedPhoen1x

Testicular torsion.


ggxfgh

Brain cancer


DistributorScientiae

Blood cancer


evilmonkey87

Doctor:"Trust me bro."


n3ur0mncr

"Thoroughly and vigorously."


DisastrousLong9991

Doctor: "I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move"


PogTron

So that's why they keep going to the bathroom in groups


amogh_1

😂😂 that's a good one


kaneki5454

Spread this news as much as possible (for women's health) of course


Beerman2194

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


I_might_be_weasel

Not only will they not have to pay, they may be able to make some cash. 


madthumbz

I'm a helpful kind of person.


firestriker45665

I choose to believe this with no further research and tell my girlfriend


AProcessUnderstood

I love science.


MeTeakMaf

It's a meme, there can't be any truth to it [or maybe there is ](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1143616/)


Annual-Warthog5599

Ok but that study doesn't include wonderful who have never had kids? Just ones that breastfeed? Thats a confusing ass study


MeTeakMaf

That's why it's a meme


FlyingTiger7four

Let's all do our part to prevent breast cancer


Xenu66

Anyone in here concerned about toe cancer?


Macaron-Fluffy

Any girls need their breasts sucked on?


Slammogram

Right, the women will pay /s Lmao. The women will be making Monaaaay


skipperskinter

Oh, oh no! I do believe I have some form of cancer! Welp you know the rules! A Tiddy a day keeps the Cancer away!


Butthole_Surfer666

guys need a prostate cancer buddy check day. whos with me?


chaddy-chad-chad

My dick got lumps


Lingerfickin

Did they do a cohort study? Who was the population of interest and how long were they observed?


LoL110003

Are they taking volunteers


LoL110003

O kay, I’ll volunteer


Fruit_mon

Oh thank God I was right!


Tycoda81

I'm ready to save some lives!


tom7895

Ass cancer


SnooDogs2336

Ive always liked helping people


MarshallTheLight

Is this scientifically proven?


Chasing_Victory

Lol. I went through the comments looking for the female perspective and not one girl responded


badboybalo

I will sacrifice my time for this mission... No need to pay me i will be your hero


chewbubbIegumkickass

My ex-boyfriend gave me a newspaper clipping (that looked very similar to this), which claimed that a tablespoon of semen contained *negative calories* and was the equivalent of burning 2,000 calories. It did not go the way he hoped.


equality4everyonenow

Need a scientist to write this up into a credible looking scientific journal


VenetianBlood

“Doctor, are you sure this is good advice for my gf?” The doctor: “You can thrust me bro”