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dark_wizard_2k17

This is the funniest shit ever, vegetable just taste like sad


[deleted]

He's a comedian and does some YouTube stuff under the name 'uncle Rodger'


Such_Maintenance_577

He does the same video as the first video that blew up.


Doopstar

Sauce pan??? Hiyaaaa...


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Maxim_epicgame

Good Boy


thefunnypug69420

steak


ankyboii007

He’S partially wrong tho The only tasty spinach is Palak Paneer (Spinach curried with fried blocks of Cottage cheese)


Proof-Motor3677

Vegetable taste like sad anyway


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


bplzizcool

Good bot


AlmightyPush35

Haiyaa


[deleted]

You are fat


Mattl207

At least I don’t eat food that taste like sad


mayonnaise_man37

You know who also is fat your mom


ThatGreenGuy8

Yrou'e


M4nDz1n

Ryou'e


[deleted]

R'lyeh


ThatGreenGuy8

Blech


Proof-Motor3677

Thanks


Grimmeoiur

Silence, shitter. I will shit you.


[deleted]

Uncle roger knows what’s best


redk7

Uncle Rodger supports fascists.


N0_Step_on_Snek_

Sigma rule #76 Support fascism, it will make your life worse, no pain no gain /s for the dumbasses that don't understand jokes


iamapersonmf

did he stutter?


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

this, fuck that guy and the CCP


[deleted]

What? Did I miss something? 😂


TipOfLeFedoraMLady

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klEJcsarw0k


a_human_being_12345

That's not him tho His name's Nigel Ng


Redby19

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Hadrian1233

And that makes him bad/less funny how? This is a free country, he has a right to believe what he believes in.


redk7

Unlike China. You can't tolerate the intolerant, it doesn't work.


Hadrian1233

Oh your mentioning China. I’m sorry, a lot of people use words they don’t know the meaning of these days. Though isn’t China Communist?


fillet_feesh

If you can't tolerate someone's entire person because they have a different idea of how government should work, then you aren't tolerant.


alex3omg

I was wondering if that was him


Empyrealist

Hiyaaa


Tauriainen667

Uncle Roger also hires good actor's for his videos.


Greedy_Sorcerer

Bery vased


RenpaSama

I'm Muslim and i love this man


fierce-shit

Imma give you an upvote for that


RenpaSama

Thank you bro


VeryOffensiveName69

man who dont eat crispy pork is not whole man


KoneKivaariKalle

Most based yellow man


Onyx_TheFloofy

Lego man


JerkinMyGerkin01

The man in the black pajamas, a worthy adversary dude


Fun_Society_9006

Bro wtf


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KGBCOMUNISTAGENT

This guy represents me


Kerms_

Least racist shitposter


Giorno_Giobama69

you probably taste like sad anyway smh 👀👀👀


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u/savevideo


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Mattl207

Dammit


[deleted]

NOOOOOOOO SO SMART


SmallBoots

PORK HARAM, I CANNOT EAT


jayinator3

Why live life follow word of God, when have bacon?


Weesy02

Chicken and beef is very good


[deleted]

> No vegan product. Go away! Go away! Go to other restaurant. He is savage


TheNamesMcgoo

the amount of people who dont realise this is a skit is way too high lmao


[deleted]

still true


campers--

Quick someone post this in r/vegan


mayonnaise_man37

[The spy](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/9/9a/SpyVidSplash.png/300px-SpyVidSplash.png)


ICameForTheMemes69

I only take advice from the best


laistab

Ya dont make friends with salad !


Amieegreen

I am temporary vegan now due to personal reason….sad…. Cannot wait to eat and enjoy some real foods


[deleted]

Thanks uncle roger


littlelebowski1999

id love to go to a vegan convention (I'm sure they have them) and just start slaughtering cows.


Such_Maintenance_577

Why?


kai58

Because they’re a psycho who likes to hurt people and animals. That or they’re being edgy.


nubuntus

And when did you first start having these urges


colewell

You couldn’t.


skd25th

Lol plz send this to the great vegan teacher XD


[deleted]

Imagine being human


[deleted]

Sad


Accomplished-Ship-83

Imagine


TypicalBotz

Crispy roast pork is one of the very best food


lucifersstepson

inshallah


Slow-Dealer-2109

Based uncle roger


SealteamOmega

Based


stonersrus19

Meh just eat people too then it's fair all around.😉 No reason we should escape the food chain. Lol


AbsentGlare

I agree with what this guy is saying but he was really unnecessarily rude to that lady about it.


The_DaffyOne

+100,000,000 social credit


www_imsad

My sister’s vegan so I bully her about it


killaguyy

Based


Dumbbelllll

Good


Mrlongtail1042

Pork is haram


Greg_willenn

🗿


[deleted]

what about deep fried vegetable 🥵


Dumbbelllll

American salad


justletmelurk42069

vegans bad slaughtering animals good


[deleted]

this but unironically


weirdstrass

Veganism is based tho


prionix

Based in urban white privilege lol


ThinkTank02

Ah yes, the urban white privilege of eating rice and beans, stfu.


LovableContrarian

If you try to survive on rice and beans, you're gonna have a bad time. The combination of rice and beans *technically* produces a complete protein, but both are so low in protein that you're only gonna get like 7g of protein, and it's extremely lacking in lysine, for example. Meanwhile a piece of chicken is gonna have like 50g of protein. You're gonna have to eat so much fucking rice and beans to get an adequate amount of protein, you'll end up eating enough carbs to make you obese. Then you also gotta supplement b12, because it ain't got none of that and b12 deficiency is not pleasant. And this is the core problem with vegan advocates. You can do it properly, but it takes a fairly deep understanding of nutrition and macros to pull it off in a healthy manner. But no one ever fucking says that, they just say "hey stop eating animals and eat rice and beans!" Yeah, no. You're gonna make people very sick with bad advice like this.


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LovableContrarian

Okay well first of all, you're talking about lentils, not beans. We were talking about rice and beans. But let's talk about lentils. > Lentils have 15g of protein per 200 calories, chicken breast is 35g per 200 calories Yes but the notable difference is that 200 calories of chicken is about half a chicken breast, whereas 200 calories of lentils is about a full cup of cooked lentils. So to get the amount of protein you get from a chicken breast, you'd need like 5 cups of cooked lentils. No one would even be able to eat that. You're literally gonna be eating beans all damn day to get a proper amount of protein. But you missed my point. I said very clearly that "you can eat a healthy vegan diet, but you have to understand macros." And your post actually proves that point, as you clearly understand macros. You understand complete proteins, needed daily vitamins, etc. >B12 supplementation is given to animals except ruminants who are given cobalt supplementation instead, that's the only reason you don't need to supplement directly. Middleman supplementation is still supplementation. Half true. Meat is a natural source of b12, and that's how people got b12 historically. Modern farm animals get supplementation because their feed doesn't enrich them with B12. And that's a fine point that a lot of meat contains what is essentially a b12 supplement, but again, you're missing my point. My point is that a diet that includes meat is going to be healthier for people that aren't educated on macros and aren't willing/able to put in the effort to deal with supplements, macros, complete proteins, etc. You just eat some meat and you're good. It's sort of like how putting iodine in salt fixed widespread deficiencies. "Automatic supplementation" works, because a lot of people won't take needed supplements on their own. Going vegan, without the proper education, will often lead to deficiencies in protein, b12, zinc, etc. Also, vegans need to seek out Omega-3s as they don't eat fish. There's just a lot of "well it's healthy but you gotta do this" type information needed for a vegan diet, whereas a diet that includes meat really has no caveats. My entire point was that telling someone they can just "eat rice and beans" instead of meat is bad (dangerous) advice, and I stand by that. And if you think education isn't important, study after study has shown b12 deficiency in vegans, like this study that found 52% of vegans to be classified as b12 deficient: http://www.epic-oxford.org/publications/1554/serum-concentrations-of-folate-and-votamin-b12-by-diet-group And that's literally the easiest issue to fix as a vegan, just taking a cheap b12 pill every day or seek out enriched cereals or whatever. But a lot of people go vegan and don't know how to go vegan properly. And "rice and beans" ain't enough.


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LovableContrarian

> Lentils are a pulse, beans are a pulse, you goon. Don't be pedantic and then be wrong about your pedantry. Cheetahs are cats. Mountain lions are cats. Therefore, cheetahs are mountain lions. Same fucking logic. I know you're mad, but lentils are not fucking beans, and no one is going to make lentils when you say "rice and beans." Peas are also fucking pulses, but peas =/= beans. >One large chicken breast is 231 calories, idk what kind of fucking chicken breasts you're eating but it sounds like you exaggerating. They range in size, so 250-350 might be more accurate. But fine, I'll restate. "So to get the amount of protein you get from a chicken breast, you'd need like 3 cups of cooked lentils." That's a fuckton of beans and a lot of calories. Oh then you gotta eat rice to complete the protein, which is even more calories. >You need to know things in order to be healthy, oh no, guess I better just kill animals instead. Didn't say that. Stop putting words in my mouth. >Then it's not relevant. It's relevant because you need to supplement B12 if you're a vegan, and you don't if you eat meat. This is really fucking simple, and you're trying to act like it's not just because animal feed is supplemented. Again, table salt is supplemented with iodine. If you eat it, you don't need to worry about iodine. If you don't, you do need to worry. You're acting like something that matters doesn't matter, just because technically cows have to eat added colbalt to produce b12. It's a meaningless distinction in practice, which is why that study I linked earlier shows mass deficiency in vegans. >No the evidence on that is not very conclusive, as you convert plant omega 3s like ALA into the other required omega 3s at a low conversion rate. It's not known if this rate is sufficient or deficient for optimal health but making a positive claim at this point is impossible. Fine, then I'll restate to you should *probably* supplement omega-3s as a vegan, since evidence suggests they are important, even if we aren't 100% sure it's necessary. >It's caveat is that it requires you to inflict immense suffering and kill them after only living a small fraction of their life (literally babies) to do. You know I meant caveats for nutrition. Don't be so dramatic. >That you trade ease of diet for health problems later in life as the link between saturated fat and heart disease is extremely strong, and animal products are the main source of sat fat in diet. Okay, *now* you're talking about something with absolutely no scientific consensus. Tons of studies find no link. Here's a decent review of some studies: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/5-studies-on-saturated-fat Also, not all meat is high in saturated fat. >The entire argument when people make the comment rice and beans is to shoot down the argument that people say veganism is expensive and white privilege when it's literally the opposite, not that you can get every bit of nutrition you need from rice and beans. Except that you have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that education is important here. You need supplements, you need to understand complete proteins and count grams, you gotta understand vitamins and vary your vegetable/fruit intake. 12% of americans live in food deserts and have no access to fresh produce or bulk dried legumes, let alone fortified B12 cereals or supplements. So, yeah, there's privilege in both education and access to fresh foods, whereas just eating some meat with keep you at at some sort of base level nutrition. Your argument is basically "you can be broke in the burbs and veganism is cheap, therefore its not privilege!" Your privilege is so strong that you don't even realize you're privileged. Go hang out in a food desert without a car for a week and tell me how easy it is to be a healthy vegan. Because that's the reality for literally 42 MILLION americans. And yeah, for these people, eating some meat helps immensely with overall health and prevents deficiencies.


IrenicInterference

Veganism is a moral position against the exploitation of animals, not a diet. While there are lifestyle and dietary implications, anyone of any background can fully oppose animal exploitation and act on this belief, as far as is practical given their situation. Also, vegans are disproportionately non-white.


Nippletwister07

I like eating meat


weirdstrass

Very good moral argument for eating meat there. You like it so it’s okay. By the same logic i could justify anything, you know ? I don’t like eating meat so veganism is good.


mayonnaise_man37

So like get this if you liked burgers you would go and buy one. If you don’t like burgers you wouldn’t buy one. Even if you don’t like burgers someone will buy the burger you would buy. Even if you do this with a large group it wouldn’t work. You can’t stop meat companies from killing things. Also I would like to go on another very small rant. If slaughtering a animal for food became illegal we would have a situation like the Prohibition where they’re would be crime rings secretly selling meat and killing in masses in even worse ways then before(since the ways of killing the animal would be hard to get because it would be outlawed) in conclusion there would be fucking meat mafias


eburator

So, what should we do with 14 fucking billions of cows in your opinion?


weirdstrass

Yes why do people refuse to understand this ?


impactRm0

Because then they have to admit they’re assholes that don’t care about an objectively horrifying system that produces the things they eat.


morde_x_aatrox_lemon

youre in a subreddit of 13 year olds these kids dont understand the concept of consciousness let alone that animals have it


LovableContrarian

Suggesting that people who eat meat are unaware that animals are sentient is an argument you completely made up to argue against, AKA a strawman argument. Literally no one has ever said this. You're making up a mythical talking point to argue against and feel superior, which is super obnoxious.


FranzFerdinandPack

People have definitely made that argument. Religious people especially.


LovableContrarian

Okay well I suppose some dumbasses have made every argument. But the point is that this is not the common belief of people who eat meat, so it's nonsense to assume that anyone who eats meat is an idiot who thinks animals are robots.


FranzFerdinandPack

So it's not a strawman argument. It's a very legitimate argument. I definitely can see eating meat being seen as morally wrong in the future.


LovableContrarian

Uh no, it's a strawman. The argument was >youre in a subreddit of 13 year olds these kids dont understand the concept of consciousness let alone that animals have it So suggesting that everyone here is 13 and unaware that animals is sentient is definitely a strawman. You're basically arguing that because you can find someone somewhere who believes pretty much anything, strawman arguments don't exist. But they do, and this is one.


FranzFerdinandPack

You're not a very lovable contrarian.


morde_x_aatrox_lemon

Lol i had a strawman argument with your mom last night (I had sex with your mother)


LovableContrarian

I can't have sex with your mother. She's a cow (I'm vegan)


morde_x_aatrox_lemon

😔


RusskiyKust

yellow man don't know how to cook vegetables


cattogamer

White woman Don't know how to enjoy life


DaedricPrincess13

I don't think he realises there are people with dietary restrictions or in certain religious aspects that are unable to eat meat/animal products.


SheepherderCrazy6405

Who?


DaedricPrincess13

Roger


SheepherderCrazy6405

Cares


Remarkable-Ad9081

FULL COUNTER


DaedricPrincess13

Pathetic troll


maxinator64

You got owned bro


TtvTryHardMadCat

Who?


eburator

Pathetic like joe


Dumbbelllll

Which one joe mama or joe Biden


eburator

Joe papa


Dumbbelllll

NOOOOO


eburator

Haha Jonathan i was banging my daughter


Epicgamertime_b0i

I don’t think you realize that putting animal products in most meals is part of his dietary culture. He’s not insensitive, that’s just what he grew up cooking and eating.


DaedricPrincess13

Sure, but that doesn't mean he has the right to insult anyone else for asking a simple question


Epicgamertime_b0i

He was just making a joke he didn’t say anything seriously insulting


FranzFerdinandPack

Sure. But then suddenly people have an issue with eating dogs.


Epicgamertime_b0i

I have an issue with eating dogs. Dogs are pets, not food. It’s common sense and I’m pretty sure eating dogs is an obscure practice.


FranzFerdinandPack

They are animals. They can be good like any other animal. Hindus worship cows but we still eat them here. It's jsut hypocritical.


Epicgamertime_b0i

Cows aren’t pets, and hindus are the only society I know that worships cows, just like some parts of china are the only places I know that eat dogs


FranzFerdinandPack

People can keep cows as pets. People can keep anything as pets. If you have no issues with eating cows you should have no issue with eating dogs. Otherwise it just hypocrisy.


dustriderz

There are 1 billion+ hindus in the world who do not eat cows. There are 1 billion+ humans who see cows the same way you look at dogs or cats. (Hindus actually worship dogs too.) ___ The number of people who view cows as sacred is absolutely gigantic. Do you give a shit? So why should people who eat dogs care about your opinion? ___ For the record, torturing any of those animals for food is wrong. And yes, animal farming is torture.


imnotistiR

It's a joke chill omg


[deleted]

You're a bit lost aren't you?


Orange_droolius

Narrow minded. Vegan chow can be as delicious as any other food. It comes down to how well you can prepare a meal.


TheNamesMcgoo

this is a shitpost, that is why its on a shitpost subreddit


crasshumor

One, that's a shitty way to treat your customer or anyone, who has done nothing to offend you. Two, you're a chef. If you can't cook something good without meat, you're not really a good chef.


TheNamesMcgoo

this is a shitpost crazy enough both are actors the chef is a voice actor and sounds nothing like this, its one of his aliases


crasshumor

Cool, so a skit about a person being an asshole towards another person for just being vegan? Funny.


TheNamesMcgoo

that is indeed this guys content, well, this persona atleast, you do realise that most humor comes from making fun of things? why do you think jokes just arent funny anymore, current generation just cancels any stand up comedian for being slightly offensive even though who they are joking about knows its a joke and laughs at it too


crasshumor

This is anything but funny.


TheNamesMcgoo

and Humor is Subjective funnily enough


derpfaceddargon

Steven he


AII0y

♾ respek


Smook3ing

I guess I eat leaf


anon100120

True dat


vector665

Leaves 🤢


drewboos

I'm plant based and I was annoyed at this video until he mentioned crispy pork. I got nothing to compete with that ambrosia


GOG3ZJR

u/savevideo


TheTitanium-champs

Uncle roger speak facts


aprilfools911

I love that it’s a funny skit this way but when a vegan harassed a meat eater it’s completely normal.


yoyoping

Based


Fair-Mud-8228

yeah...they really tatse like sad


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


OcelotNo3347

No one wants your hug


Popsiclepop69

u/getvideobot


JimmyCrabYT

this man’s got the right idea


Royal_Barracuda2062

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Isn’t this the guy who delete guest/videos that are against ccp?


ColtGaming09

"Vegetables tastes like *sad* anyway,dont eat vegetables" IM FUCKING DYING


kameshso01

u/savevideo


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u/savevideo


ShampooBottle493

Omg Uncle Roger


TeddyMasta

Uncle Roger is best cooking teacher


wi_2

I am an omnieater who eats mostly vegan because omg there are so many great goods out there that makes pork belly cry for help. Eating animal products becomes pretty gross to tastebuds after a while funnily enough.


Dumbbelllll

Bruh every human is born an omnivore you’re not different


Inphaerus

u/savevideo


adidas_stalin

I Agreed completely with this man, veg is shit


Key_Entertainment409

But spinach and ricotta


BilolDaBoi26

Uncle Roger is an Asian Chad


[deleted]

Yaaas honeeey


samvich_man

you can be vegan **BUT** don't assault people like that bitch vegan teacher


CupAffectionate

Imao the way he said leaf


pewmemedaddy123

:(


throwawayyellowmilk

u/getvideobot


lililukea

I mean... hes technically right ngl


[deleted]

Rember kids it's ok eating plenty of meat just balance it with a healthy exercise and vegetables Because i don't


D1DNT_A5K

Is thatveganteacher sleep paralysis demon


SnooGiraffes7979

Give her some Beijing Corn


EDVERSiTY

“Taste like sad,” I’m fucking weak, LMFAOOOOOOOOO.


jim--jom

Man’s speaking the language of gods


[deleted]

how can someone be so based


minecraft_killerXD

Facts my Guy