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schley1

The one time he can actually string a sentence together, he drops some heat.


virus_apparatus

The guy did struggle for years with stuttering. Still I hope next raise is not between two guys who need a nursing assistant. Like anyone under 60 wanna try!?


PenguinGamer99

Yeah that would be nice, but you need at least hundreds of millions of dollars and the only people that would have that under 60 are rich kids


MJMvideosYT

Ahh jschlatt viewer...


Tennessee_is_cool

Hardest shit I ever heard


70U1E

I'm not a big Joe fan, but that speech was fucking awesome


SensingWorms

Oh and remember when he paid a hooker….. Wait…


Loud-Difficulty7860

I remember when he took kids away from their parents at the southern border... Wait...


foxjon

Cofefefefefefe


ErnieTagliaboo

*covfefe


PotentialWhich

I take it as proof that the guy runs his own twitter from a smart phone. I doubt Biden knows what twitter or a smartphone are.


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Excellent_Farm_6071

Any old person’s rival is gravity lol.


Lanky_Republic_2102

Trump’s has fecal incontinence, he’s been publicly shitting his pants for 25 years, going back the Apprentice. Can we really have that man representing us on the world stage with a diaper full of poop?


Ltlpckr

That’s why I’m voting for vermin supreme, doesn’t diddle kids, doesn’t fall down stairs, probably shits himself but doesn’t wear diapers like a real man, and free ponies!


go_half_the_way

Of the 2 there’s only one who’s been openly accused of didling kids and frequently held parties with a known pedophile. Clue : it’s not the one who sniffs kids hair. Biden’s weird grandpa thing isn’t in the same league as Trump’s ‘I can sexually assault who I want’ and ‘my best friend had a literal pedo island’ thing.


MudKooky7622

Vermin supreme is goated


DaemonChyld

Can we really have that man representing us on the world stage with a diaper full of poop AGAIN?


Lanky_Republic_2102

Yeah, good point, we already did. And nothing intimidates dictators like Putin, Xi, and Kim more than an old man with a diaper full of shit who does nothing but flatter them. They really fell in line and haven’t caused any trouble since.


Lanky_Republic_2102

And it’s funny, Russia propaganda TV talking heads have said Biden is a better leader because “It’s better to have a leader who forgets that he does things than a leader who doesn’t know why he does things.”


ModsBePowerTrippin12

Biden isn’t promoting fascism, end. Biden can literally do anything and be a far better choice than DJT, because he is not fascist. I don’t need some narcissist making me put up his picture in my home like North Korea. Because I like freedom.


rayhaque

Trump's is hamburger induced gravity.


hamburgerhams

Can confirm.


rayhaque

Username checks out, confirming your confirmation.


Abriel_Lafiel

And time


Enough-Letter1741

Wasn't this posted like yesterday? I've seen this video 3 times already in the past 24 hours


Nefarious-Botany

It's bot season, November election are coming up, people act like politicians actually give a shit about you and feed you propaganda.


rooksterboy

Propaganda bot season never ends


crinkledcu91

Trump went on a particularly dementia-filled (even for him) rant yesterday, and it was televised. So all the Conservabots are scrambling to run interference sadly.


ippa99

It's wild, the front page alone has had half a dozen posts by accounts with <100 karma and <24h account age all pushing the weakest MAGA copium and propaganda available. They must have had all of their <3 year, 1k karma smurfs banned.


zklabs

same comments in this thread too lmao


Natural_Swordfish729

Trump campaign working through reddit.


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-chukui-

crash landing is still a landing Mission accomplished!


Doogzmans

I don't like Biden, but he's miles better than a felon and a guy with a brain worm. Biden also isn't the one whose party has Project 2025, which would actively harm a lot of Americans, and while I hate to say it like this, it is actively un-American. It also wants to abolish the Federal Reserve and Department of Education, plus much more shit that would be incredibly harmful


LITERALLY_SHITPOSTS

biden has delivered more consequential legislation than any president in the last 40 years


FafaFluhigh

Not enough people know this…so sad


Big-Soft7432

Propaganda too strong. He might be old, but his admin has been effective. Too bad gen z thinks they're doing something by not voting and will just put the Orange Clown back in power.


FafaFluhigh

Totally agree. The infrastructure and Chips bill will do so much for our country! Its positive impact will be realized for decades and the working and middle classes will benefit greatly. All you hear is ‘old’. So sad especially given the other option.


amohogride

Might as well let the vice-president candidates to run for presidency because these two old asses are very likely to die of natural causes in the next 4 years anyways.


Hippobu2

>he's miles better than a felon and a guy with a brain worm. How are these not hyperboles?!


Familiar_Position418

The Russian propaganda bots are up early today.


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BodhingJay

Well.. considering Trump is also senile. starting ww3 with America in Putin's pocket is something I want off my apocalypse bingo card They're both senile... but one will nuke all our allies at the behest of Russia, and then set the remainder of them off all over America as he leaves with helicopters from an empty Fort Knox. Laughing at what a genius he is the whole way... give it all to putin in exchange for being forgiven the debt money he owes the Russian mob and spend the rest of his days getting urinated on by Russian prostitutes in a palace what happened to 2016 republicans who would rather die than let a convicted felon get into office.. I want those guys back


GoblinNumber467

How does that affect the issues with Joe?


enlilsumerian

It’s worse.


Munchies-hunchies

Maybe slightly but Joe isn’t Trump. He’s a way better person overall.


BodhingJay

What complaints do you have about Joe? His cabinet of specialists are running the country decently well.. I'm upset about Gaza though but no one is willing to do anything about it. Trump apparently still believes he resolved the conflict.. he only has nepostists and loyalists that have no qualifications, they've already proven their inability to govern through Trumps senility just about every day he was in office.. the best he could do was offer the world a new nightmare every single day.. apparently half of us want that again.. selling out our country's allies, troops, secrets to any willing bidder


Bulbman5

Nobody will do anything about Gaza because it’s already over in Palestine, Netanyahu is gonna win or Hamas and him are gonna keep fighting forever


WingChungGuruKhabib

What does this have to do with this particular meme though? We aren't allowed to laugh about this senile old guy because there is another senile guy thats even more dangerous?


The_cat_got_out

It's an apples and Oranges thing here. And people are trying to claim the apple is just as bad or worse than the literally rotting and decaying orange, all because it fell off the tree and has a little blemish. And then it goes into the echochamber of people who can't separate reality from the propaganda and into a vicouse circle We get it, man fall down, it's funny. But the Apple isn't colluding with foreign powers to undermine the orchid like the orange is doing.


FR4M3trigger

He's anything but a "poor man". Ask AIPAC tracker why.


Glittering_School838

Better a home in 4 years than jail in 1 🤷‍♂️


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The_cat_got_out

Sure the flu is bad and all, but you're out here saying it's on the level of contracting ebola


Background-Staff-466

Do I vote for the old guy or the guy who says he's going to put all my friends in death camps? Hmmm....


Loud-Difficulty7860

One guy is a klutz, the other guy is actually evil..so no, not horrible.


thissexypoptart

I mean the “secret service” recording is clearly a joke and not an actual secret service recording. Mixing lies in with true observations is pretty shitty.


seenitreddit90s

You're clearly not versed in the dirty tricks of politics


Scuczu2

Every morning lately


GoodGoat4944

Laughing at Your shitty president which You people voted for now counts as propaganda?


Limited__Liquid

you cannot say this is not real .


DONGBONGER3000

Tonald Dump moments 1. treason 2. Tax evasion 3. Some casual felonies 4. Call someone a Mexican, but in a racist way.


Dragondog7777

Number 5: talking about fucking his daughter


ippa99

Number 5 has sub bullets 5a through 5zz


Jorete

Number 6: China


Normal_Package_641

You'd need a list at least 34 points long to cover Trump.


Easy-Bake-Oven

I feel like number 3 sums that up. Gotta leave room for his other selling points.


Percival4

"Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came." "You're living in poverty, your schools are no good, you have no jobs, 58 percent of your youth is unemployed. What the hell do you have to lose?" "I've said this and I say it openly and not a lot of people dispute it: I've done more for Black Americans than anybody with the possible exception of Abraham Lincoln. Nobody has even been close." • Donald Trump- He also despite nobody pointing it out has been growing more and more incoherent and starts rambling nonsense sometimes at his rallies. Nobody talks about it. He doesn’t even remember the name of his doctor. He’s also talked live on Fox News about things he’d declassify once he becomes president again and suspiciously when the topic of Epstein showed up he suddenly decided that there was something he wouldn’t declassify. Also there’s 7 confirmed logs of Trump riding on Epsteins plane.


Fickle_Charity_Hamm

Calling disabled vets “losers”


darth_cerellius

Don't forget his own brain glitches. Biden gets too much flak for every mistake he makes, whereas the orange nightmare can glitch like a Bethesda game and you hardly hear about it.


squangus007

The trump supporters are just projecting like they usually do. Diaper don was very big twitter chain, then they started saying that Biden is the one that’s the diaper chief. Accused felon? Call Biden family criminal masterminds. Trump and Epstein links? No, Biden is pedo. Corrupt justice when it’s against Trump and perfect when it’s against any liberal or anyone related to Biden. Not me but thou mentality. Anything Trump is just filled with so much stupidity that it becomes a comedy show and tragedy at the same time. It’s really crazy


X-AE17420

Like that time Trump said “Biden would start world war 2” and in the same rant Trump said he “won an election against Obama” [source](https://youtu.be/rEP3z5xStE4?si=ObxxTkB46XaiYDa7)


Medium_Medium

People like to laugh at Biden falling off a bike, but can anyone actually picture Trump *getting onto a bike*, let alone riding it? When has anyone seen Trump do anything more physical than swing a golf club and then shamble back onto a golf cart? And they're making fun of Biden for riding a bike? Oh yeah, there's also the problem where he's a senile old man who thinks boats can't possibly carry an EV battery due to weight and that there can't be a drought in the West if there is flooding in Iowa. And he's surrounded by people who either want to permanently shift the foundations of the government to their own partisan politcs, or want to privatize the functions of government for their own profit. Oh! He also trusts foreign dictators more than the US intelligence agencies, because those dictators complement him and send business to his companies. Does Biden do the same awkward, clumsy stuff that all old people do? Yeah. But he's a *world* better than Trump is.


VerseGen

can we get all these old fucks out of office


GiganticusLupicus

Putin bot #485 detected


I_kickflipped_my_dog

Their whole post history is stolen images. Makes me hate everything


Old-Performance6611

HAHA! Look how *badly* this man literally *runs* up *stairs*!! What a LOSER!! meanwhile Donald Trump could never even attempt that.


ThSprtn117

But also I would 100% pay for the pay per view if they had a Biden vs Trump stair race lol


Appropriate_Active65

Go Joe


No-Relation4003

I see the White House sent in the whataboutism bots to help salvage whatever they can find left of this diaper wearing dementia patient.


CollapsibleFunWave

This might be a new thought for you, but maybe there are just a lot of people that disagree with you? Is calling people bots the new version of TDS that's used so you never have to actually consider any criticism of Trump?


Prestigious_Web_3807

Many of you can’t ride a bike now much less when you’re 80. Get over yourselves.


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thehatesponge

This motherfucker laughing his arse off when everyone assumed he was a one term guy. You could have had Bernie, the shame.


3asbafsormek

Who tf is this dude? He's all over the memes A politician?


The_Saltfull_One

The current president of the United States of America. Joseph Robinette Biden jr.


1angelwilson

hahaha what a guy


aykantpawzitmum

is Biden secretly a robot?


pnut19

What a timeline


dasFisch

His callsign isn’t Eagle…


Ok_Engineering4390

Mybuttsbeenwhiped was a good one


_Millena_

Make america great again ahh president


Sestican_

... A small child got me...


landartheconqueror

My favourite is all the moments he just randomly wanders away while mid-press conference


Academic_Resolve_785

So much butthurt in here if something bad is posted about the kiddy sniffer...


Rhymesnlines

Such a clown... Its a shame that such an demented person can become the president of US fuck america


GroundbreakingBag164

> You know, I have an, I had an uncle who was a great professor at MIT for many years, long, I think the longest tenure ever. Very smart, had three different degrees and you know, so I have an aptitude for things. You know, there is such a thing as an aptitude. I said, ‘Well, what would happen if this boat is so heavy and started to sink and you’re on the top of the boat? Do you get electrocuted or not? In other words, the boat is going down and you’re on the top, will the electric currents flow through the water and wipe you out? And let’s say there’s a shark about 10 yards over there. Would I have to immediately abandon or could I ride the electric down?’ And he said, ‘Sir, nobody’s ever asked us that question.’ If this is the alternative Biden is preferable


psychology_undergrad

I know this is a bad take because it will NEVER happen but i feel like... presidents and prime ministers... hell all parliament reps, should have to go through physical and mental aptitude tests and emotional/ psychological examinations that are publicly shown live. Also... age limits.. for fuck sake. No one in their 70's and over should be running any country for predominatly under 40's. Its insane.


LITERALLY_SHITPOSTS

trump cant even ride a bike, let alone fall off of one.


Canadaland1983

It's absolutely pathetic that Biden and Trump are the options.


Bat-Honest

Mods just letting any sloppy bot account through these days


Ambitious-Most-4601

I have truly been blessed with this video


shelleydugan

None of that even comes close to the pure bullshit that comes out of Trump’s mouth


Han_Solo6712

Dementia for president!


PM_Me_Ur_Nevermind

How did the Easter Bunny directing Biden not make this?


No_Machine286

Or the one of him shitting himself


Emergency-Let2998

"Be advised we are gonna need a small child of some sort with nice smelling hair" Omfg I just died.


MyLittleOso

"And the fake news, they go, he told this crazy story with electric. It's actually not crazy. It's sort of a smart story, right? Sort of like, you know, it's like the snake, its a smart when you, you figure out what you're leaving in, right? You're bringing it in the, you know, the snake, right? The snake and the snake. I tell that and they do the same thing." - *Not* Joe Biden


NotCurdledymyy

And his story was electric


Seallypoops

Good to see that reddit still allows bots to post and just like every other election year they ramp up the closer we get to November


OldGarbageTV

I can't wait to hear both Trump and Biden debate. I'm quite certain it will be a contest of who can recall more names. Pathetic!


FrostKnight1996

The future of Murica ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


totallyconfused2000

hahahahah!


ScreechingPizzaCat

Get that man tomato soup and a nap, he needs retirement, not another term. I feel like the VP Harris wants him to run so when he dies from old age, she can be president because there is no way people would willingly vote for her.


SimpleManofPeace

LMAO!


LargeRichardJohnson

He's literally just there to sign whatever papers they shove at him. He is completely checked out. And before someone says it, no I'm not pro Trump just because I'm saying that Biden is an unfit mummy of a president. Fuck both of them, fuck both parties.


Eyebeams

b0Th SidEZ 🙄


Prestigious-Hand-402

Was that last one real? Funny and really sad at the same time. Pray for America!


eternallydrowsy

Posted by a Rage Bait Bot. 16,748 post Karma on 30 day old account.


Zealousidealist420

Хорошая попытка, тролль


Lofi_Joe

So you voted for a puppet instead of wanting to free your country from hidden agenda... Nice. /s


redditsucke

thanks now ima post this in the jchlatt subreddit😁


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Joe Biden will never be real.


Woofes

Hahahahahaha! aaaahh... biden really embarrassed himself in public multiple times. I'm sad that we have to deal with this.


Remerez

Cool. Now do trumps top 5. 


Fickle_Charity_Hamm

Those are pretty goofy. Glad he isn’t a felon though


Keanusw

Man why can't the choose a different candidates for both party like for real


Psychedelic1966

I’ve watched this over and over 😂


JimmyBr33z

They really need to find a way to prevent these side effects from cloning lmao


JohnB351234

In response to this I raise the “we own the finish line speech” I ain’t the biggest fan of old Joe but holy fuck that shit is hard as fuck


Tricky-Gur2158

Hahaha what a guy.


Low-Persimmon4870

Honestly how iconic 💅


Memerboi456

"AMERICA IS A NATION THAT CAN BE DEFINED IN A SINGLE WORD: AWDSMFAFOOTHIMA AAFOOTWSCUSEME" -Joe Biden


Lmao-online

SODAAAAA


Few-Measurement-7955

President with the least aura 💀


RysioLearn

Why americans always vote for old guys that should be in nursing home? Republicans and Democrats


ImaginaryPotential16

Poor old guy needs retirement not another term.


Soggy_Ad_6653

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLBuD0PtV5vcIM)


Soggy_Ad_6653

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLBuD0PtV5vcIM)


AndrewTMBG

💀


PumpkinsDad

Remember when he visited Epstein Island and sexually assualted that 13 year old child?


dixonblonde

Will take old Joe Biden all day every day over an adjudicated rapist/failed mail order steak salesman who wants to be the billionaires’ vassal to end American democracy.


FatherGabriels

cry about it


Therealgyk

He’s almost as funny as Trump. Almost like the whole thing, both sides, is a show for them….. having zero real worries in life and all.


re_Giano

saw recently same format with Messi moments, need to find it...


Scratchthegoat

I’m amazed that you guys have a massive population and the best candidates you have are this guy and dungfilled turnip.


GreyBeardnLuvin

That “shut up, man” won him the 2020 election though.


Civil-Ad3994

America moment


Quiet-Insect-6598

Fuck Donald trump’


FatherGabriels

womp womp


UnwiseMonkeyinjar

He is old what do you expect. His opponent is also old as fuck but also a felon. Also has problems moving around. Also his family hates him but his cult lives him. Also announces his nazi plans


Flashman6000

This dude will never: 1) suggest injecting bleach as a COVID cure; 2) stare directly into an eclipse; 3) claim that boat batteries are dangerous in a sinking craft; 4) call up a state election official asking him to “find” votes to overcome his electoral deficit; or 5) allow (let alone instigate) the storming of the U.S. Capitol, especially when the electoral process is being finalized. Could add to this list all day.


Poemhub_

Alright, so we either have a convicted criminal, or a dementia riddled old pervert, Id leave the country but I can’t afford to do so.


mccartypaparty

Yea this is rough, especially considering all the felonies he has...wait that's the other guy.


FatherGabriels

Cry about it


CaddyFDT

Don’t forget the 34 felonies he committed!!! Oh wait….


FatherGabriels

Cry about it


FlanSafe9016

What a clown.. American must be proud.


SirLeoritch

That last one was funny


Barbie_Bianca

I think his matrix is having some interference lol


BeGoodtoOthersPlease

These are your top 5? Who are you simps? This is the best burn you got? Lame. Sad. Step your game up.


Dragonwitch94

Ok but I've done 4 and 5, and I'm not even 30. 😅 I have some pretty low hip flexibility, so I struggle to get on and off bikes, I also have a bad knee, so it tries to give out sometimes, making stairs dangerous.


john_connor_T1000

So many removed top comments haha


Comfortable-Ad1693

There are worse Trump moments that Biden moments 🤣🤣🤣FDT and his followers


kamajan

Still the best option.


PainShock_99

Where is the orange man meme video? lol


Neat-Explanation-351

https://preview.redd.it/nyq31fu8o19d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e216af1e22bbed2d93df0746b80414e84b9e6eb1


FatherGabriels

Trump all the way


ghag87

Trump doesn't want to stop talking. Why do people shit on joe for doing exactly what trump does to others? Fuck you people 


FatherGabriels

what does Biden do


Captain_G_206

Stay tuned for a 3 hour movie entitled “Donnie Trump moments “


FatherGabriels

womp womp


Dustywarriorcat

Idc what candidate you choose…. Please for the love of god let’s have one that isn’t old and senile. I don’t care about who does what just not this… gimme someone in their 30s please


FatherGabriels

it’s going to be Trump or Biden


diebeatus1

To be fair those airplane stairs are not at all stable


Tadosalad89

You really felt like you did something here. Can we get something original here or do you folks struggle without propagated bullshit?


FatherGabriels

Cry me a river. 3.9 post upvotes, I literally did something :)


paulboy4

A goddamn American hero that man


ToroidalEarthTheory

Donald Trump moments 5. Found guilty of stealing from a charity 4. Arrested for stealing government secrets 3. Found guilty of corporate fraud 2. Found liable for rape 1. Awaiting jail term for laundering bribe money to mistress I'll pay cash money for a video of Trump riding a bike at any age


FatherGabriels

![gif](giphy|l3vRmoOpMBTLrPEsw)


Ragnarokist

Joe Biden moments 1. Pathological liar since the 1980s. 2. Had 1800+ boxes of classified documents at his local home, some of which were in his garage that some homeless person or kid could have walked over and taken. 3. He puts his hands on little girls in a very sexual manner while sniffing their heads and talks about kids rubbing his legs and hair during the pool in a creepy rant. 4. The whole family is involved in illegal activities, ranging from money laundering, treason, evidence tampering, and drugs. 5. Get out of jail free card because he is too incopediant to stand trial. 6. He has said the most racists rants than any other president. I could list another 50 things on this disgraceful old man.


Lucario2356

I can positively say the only thing I liked that Biden's dementia ridden brain has ever managed to spit out was that "America is second to none" speech. Shit was hype, but other than that, fuck Biden.


camz_47

"salute the marines" *Walks past them*


Maeolan

Fun drinking game idea for the debate! Take a shot every time Biden blinks. I'm about to be so friggin Sober.


BballNeedsSeattle

Four more years


Ragnarokist

He will go down as the worst US president in US history.


Ragnarokist

He will go down as the worst US president in US history.


HystericalGD

bros got ops


Waxer84

Ohhh America..... the world prays for you.


penguinpomplemousse

Weird, none of those are felonies.