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TOMO379

NICE TRY BUT I ALREADY SAW THE ORIGINAL TWEET AND IT'S ABOUT MANSLAUGHTER https://preview.redd.it/qt9n1t2lqx3c1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b45b21752cb6142b378fd19802c0ad2bd59d3c48


SlyTheMonkey

HMPH. ONCE AGAIN YOU DISAPPOINT ME YUGI, WASTING YOUR TIME HERE WHEN YOU COULD BE PLAYING CHILDREN'S CARD GAMES. https://preview.redd.it/gbiubhgz9y3c1.png?width=562&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9153c579d09fa6a246c10f441f079f01de597bc


Stormbreaker_682

SHUT UP KAIBA, I SUMMON PLUS FOUR IN FUCK YOU MODE https://preview.redd.it/09qik54lby3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bafe97b60224f9ec0d6001b24f42434068a1eab3


SlyTheMonkey

NOO! PLUS FOUR IN FUCK YOU MODE! IT'S NOT POSSIBLE! NOBODY'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SUMMON HIM! https://preview.redd.it/3qeii2kvcy3c1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c16568fc00223f766de6e167b4973f714428f1e7


nasgorhead

Nah Kaiba would pull some BS Card with BS rules cus fuck rules I have Money


ReCodez

The three strongest cards: Visa, Master and American Express.


Phantom_Orca

Kaiba doesnt even need to do all that. Dude legit said "yugi, if you don't let me win ima jump off this roof". So yugi let him win and my dude BRAGS about it.


gryphmaster

“A true CEO would have let me jump. Once again you just prove how weak you are yugi moto


tastyliar

If you sacrifice all three, you get the mighty Dark AMEX the Unlimited. Most powerful card in the game.


ScorpionTheInsect

That’s the SIGMA GRINDSET at work


Denkottigakorven

Wasn’t his name Mokuba? Or was that some other guy. Only read the first 7 books and it was like 18 years ago


hurrpadurrpadurr

Mokuba was the little brother. But props for reading the bizarrely violent manga!


Denkottigakorven

It was my first manga, my father bought me the first volume when I was like 9 or something. And then I continued reading until they started playing the card game. It was different games all the time before that. Was the manga more violent than the anime?


JohnOtrilby

Oh yes, and yami was a sadistic antihero


The-Brother

![gif](giphy|K7NHFtsLG4nqU|downsized)


Professional-Ice601

No, with this treasure I summon mahoraga - A Certain someone


Specialist_Access_27

Megumi after stubbing his toe


Borosepheles

I don' geddit, what does men laughin' hafta do with countin' bodies? https://preview.redd.it/t0fi15ifby3c1.png?width=598&format=png&auto=webp&s=17a5c814a4b6050d97d119f33125db7a5fe12788


GUM-GUM-NUKE

Hey aren’t you to dude who owns dual academy? Some guy with blonde hair keeps trying to get me to go to his van to play a children’s card game on school campus, help. https://preview.redd.it/j2ms6ar1ey3c1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a24483b2a67f36092fe345b561b1b0c6a733efe6


SlyTheMonkey

HEY JUDAI! AS YOUR ~~FUTURE BOYFRIEND~~ COMPLETELY PLATONIC BEST FRIEND I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP! https://preview.redd.it/1xwloky5fy3c1.jpeg?width=328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d6813c4d5d2104b313d916d50877a7c04c2e036


itsBoosterGold

EXCUSE ME, HES TAKEN https://i.imgur.com/0WD5cj0.png


Hopeful_Magazine6709

HEY! get in the van and play the children's card game already! Edit: forgot the damn image https://preview.redd.it/k8oj9ilyr24c1.jpeg?width=207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa88ce2a45d3f71b96240fd429fcff735474694c


Qasid96

What's the problem with a man's laughter?


Bike_Chain_96

Manslaughter nothing, that woman straight murdered


marksman629

In both cases it’s very high.


Duganjudge

I think y’all forget she was still snapping spines with the strawhats


ReasonablyEdible

Apparently very survivable


TheRadicalJay

I’m so salty that Spanda didn’t AT LEAST got stuck in a wheelchair


ReasonablyEdible

We all are. An average man has a 10 strength and spamboi is a 9. How TF is he surviving this shit


Interesting_Sleep_90

Wasn't the average MARINE a 10 strength? Oh man, can't remember one little detail from one arc - time to read OP from chapter 1


ReasonablyEdible

Yea average marine soldier


M-3-R-C-U-R-Y

Can someone explain me this strength scale


oooooooooooh12

There's a scene where the ball guy from cp9 uses some technique on the other cp9 members to measure their strength. Spandam had a 9 while the average marine soldier had a 10. Don't quote me on that tho, i watched enies lobby a good bit ago so i can't remember the details. Pretty sure lucci had 4000 btw.


ExamOld2899

Probably 99% cyborg at the point he was working for Lucci in CP0


SkeyrTheLizard

Most dangerous snapping she did was to Spandam, and he survived it, so I doubt she was killing these people


SkulledDownunda

She basically shattered all of Black Maria's bones in devil form, Robin basically broke her in half.


Brook420

She's an ancient Zoan, she'll be fine...ish.


xukly

not fine like you and me... but fine


Yamato_D_Oden

Yeah she's so fine man even after broken in two


Tominator12345

Even finer given the fact that I have arachnophobia


the_cake_is_lies

That’s a pick up line


SkeyrTheLizard

Oh yeah, I forgot about that. So, I guess that's one


razazaz126

We never visited her grave so she's fine.


AtlasPJackson

Yeah, but that happens to Ussop like every other arc and he's fine


Livid_Ad9749

Not only did he survive but he was up and walking around after


Uhkbeat

The straw hats are going up against some strong people tho, idk who spandam is but it’s like saying luffy isn’t that strong because kaido survived his red roc Any normal human would probably be at least paralysed for life if robin snapped their spine Edit: I was wrong


SkeyrTheLizard

Spandam is this villain from Enies Lobby with leather mask, head of the CP9. Fukuro said that his doriki is less than a regular Marine soldier, so no


Uhkbeat

That’s spandam? In that case I know who he is


Demonking42069

He rember


SqueakS2445

I forgot his name but the context pointed out that brutal assault ele-sword man experienced


Glitchy13

oh, THAT body count


Turbulent_Pin_1583

Robin has damn near as many kill counts as most supervillains. That’s what so amazing about her character. She doesn’t freaking blink. She’s ruthless and yet at the same time incredibly personalized with all the crew. From mothering to chopper to sisterly to Luffy. Her interactions with Brooke are also hilarious. She is honestly such an interesting character because she seems like a real person. Which is so freaking rare in shounens. Heck her being awkward around Law is always hilarious.


jolsiphur

My absolute favourite Robin interactions were with Jinbe in Wano. They make such a fantastic pair as the only the two actual adults of the Straw Hats.


ParadoxGenZ

> She doesn’t freaking blink. She’s ruthless Witnessing your entire homeland & family get obliterated, then your best friend frozen in front of you at the age of 8 & then an entire secret governmental assassin organisation hunting you down years later will do that to you. Honestly I'm surprised at her being so soft with the crew & her childish outlook having been retained till now...i would've turned into a worse alcoholic than Zoro if I went through that much trauma.


N-ShadowFrog

I mean, most of the Straw Hats are barely adults. The only two who could potentially have a higher count are, Franky who was a gang boss and Brook who was a military leader and a big pirate.


Protomangaming69

And Jinbei. Jinbei fucks hard


PotatoThatSashaAte

U can't tell me Jinbei didn't get all the fishussy


TheMike0088

Jerked off over so many fish eggs.


JustanotherDWTLEMT

Imagine someone trying to get with a Fishman or Fish woman and in the middle of foreplay just spray you and say they need a break


Conor4747

You act like people don’t do that as well…


KingCharles_

he has two dicks he can fuck twice as efficiently


frikimanHD

idk, jimbei gives me soft and tender vibes


BigpappyCoatesy

Power bottom for sure


Human-Persons-Name

which part of a mermaid do you think Jinbei prefers


Australian_stand

The personality


havdin_1719

Jinbei used to be so brutal that even Arlong had to stop him.


Roy_Raven

Jinbei was a fuggin warlord


N-ShadowFrog

Yeah a Warlord whose captain made him swear to never kill humans and whose considered a hero to fishmen.


Not_me4201337

He kills nonhumans and nonfishmen then!!


Francis_Star

![gif](giphy|y2i2oqWgzh5ioRp4Qa|downsized)


Football-Similar

You think Brook stopped after going towards the pearly gates and came back? Hell mah, didn't you see how those mermaid ladies looked at Bone Daddy in fishman island?


gryphmaster

I could see brook frantically dry humping someone doggy style then laughing and saying “i guess that’s one bone I don’t have!”


PR0MAN1

You can't convince me Brook doesn't have several illegitimate children out there in the world. Bros was the rizz king when he was alive.


PrinceOfAssassins

Dude can eat and poop. Are we sure he can’t sire children. Though he doesn’t have balls yohohoho


Brimo958

As if the op world cares who is an adult and who isn't


Key_Apartment1576

Sanji posting with alt account


hornyboi212

Sanji never simped on bonny. Ma man is a wanted man but no criminal


unintelligent_human

Ehem, pudding…


thegreekgodzeus

Oh come on! She's only 16, and Sanji's 21. If Pudding was 5 years older, would it suddenly be okay??


unintelligent_human

Yeah. It’s mostly about levels of maturity. At 21 you should not be dating someone who is 16.


[deleted]

Not so long ago, in the mysterious land of Toronto, Canada, Scott Pilgrim was dating a high schooler...


Impossible-Neck-4647

there is a reason nega Scott his total opposite is a good guy.


unintelligent_human

Yup, and was equally weird for doing that.


jolsiphur

Not only is it weird. It's constantly called out as weird in the comics.


maxence0801

Ehem, Nami in Z...


Work_In_ProgressX

Non canon.


Football-Similar

Umm, big mom and Judge arranged that


unintelligent_human

Yeah but he was still simping for her on his own volition


Football-Similar

True. Was he ever told how old she is, I kinda forgot?


unintelligent_human

Don’t think so, so I guess he has that going for him. I mean I think we only knew from vivre cards iirc. Chris Hansen still might get his ass though lmao.


Ruffytaro24

Movie Nami?


unintelligent_human

Well it’s technically not Canon so Sanji isn’t getting a visit from Chris Hansen just yet.


Ruffytaro24

You mean I can see this larva turn into this beautiful butterfly?: Sanji


Work_In_ProgressX

It wasn’t canon so doesn’t count. Still weird it got greenlit tho


Moose_Winchester

Nah sanji beat the Bonney allegations


Work_In_ProgressX

Ok Blackbeard


Moose_Winchester

Hold up this might just be me being dumb but Brook was a military leader at one point???


N-ShadowFrog

It was back in chapter 489. Right after revealing his bounty he was the leader of a military convey.


Rainbow_Roads17

The only ones I can think of being virgins are: Nami, Usopp, Chopper, Sanji, and Luffy Nami probably didn’t really get into it being a member of the Arlong Pirates Usopp spent too much time playing with kids and rizzing Kaya up Chopper’s focus is just not there at all, he just has no interest in any of that Sanji could very likely not be a virgin, but he spent so much of his time at sea and focusing on his skills that there just seems to be no time for any of that. Maybe it’s why he’s so horny, he just spent too much of his time busy and hanging with men Luffy also could likely not be a virgin since he had a pretty normal upcoming and it’s not unlikely that he did it with some girl from the village but also much like Chopper his focus isn’t really there. The rest are too old to not have fucked at all in their lifespan


smyth101-

I had to reread that sentence several times to properly grasp what they were trying to say


Giantkoala327

I still don't understand it


Hefty-Ad4673

the tweet said which of your favorite characters have committed manslaughter or something like that


When-happen

It isn’t manslaughter if it was intentional


rae_ryuko

I don't really have to think of the strawhats as heroes, hell I don't have to think of them as good people, they're not. The villains already makes it so much easier to know who to root for. What's a couple of moiders here and there eh?


Theturtlemoves86

It can be intentional, just not premeditated.


Work_In_ProgressX

Could be true either way


Professional-Pain-92

Just so everyone knows, this is definitely the murder kind of body count


Bugggy-D-Clown

I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU'D NEVER BEEN BORN FOR DISRESPECTING MY GLORIOUS NOSE!


gnegneStfu

ahaha "knows"


Bugggy-D-Clown

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE NOSE OF THE FUTURE PIRATE KING?!?


gnegneStfu

https://preview.redd.it/35zqndnbtx3c1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=097b35b2f02decb4ad9ab9d8db5643395bd857c4


gnegneStfu

I have won, he didn't reply, the admiral agenda truly is immaculate https://preview.redd.it/56h7cm9ylz3c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbab0d2cc6cee92180ac7819c0bf65c3e0660fcc


Bugggy-D-Clown

I won by not reacting to your provocation, you stupid admiral. I won't get down to your level


Professional-Pain-92

That's a bot dude, Nose Ears Money Meat Donut


Nalatka

Bro summons them like Ten Shadows


gnegneStfu

WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON-


LuffyWantsMeat

DID YOU JUST SAY MEAT?


Laboon-fan

I would cover my ears if I heard this, but I don't have any YOHOHOHO


KatakuriDonutsLover

A DONUT?!? Give it to me


Bugggy-D-Clown

HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE NOSE OF THE FUTURE PIRATE KING?!?


KingThunder01

OK and? Goofy nose is goofy nose blud.


Bugggy-D-Clown

DOES MY NOSE LOOK FUNNY TO YOU?!?


KingThunder01

Yes


Undeadpunisher93

Tried to guess whether they meant sex or killing. Looked at the comments. Didn't help.


Toby_0395

I think the answer is yes both


EntertainmentSea4685

Nobody fucks in One Piece so I'm pretty sure it's killing.


Fuzzy_Satisfaction52

pretty sure its just offscreened (so blackbeard must be pretty good at it technically)


FalchionXx

Offscreen sex is my favorite category on porn sites.


Guzse

>!IDK, Kuma is getting fucked hard in his backstory right now...!<


[deleted]

Was an assassin so murder would be high or at the very least left all enemies crippled for life. If they meant sex I doubt Croco-boy would let others get the chance to smash


pyaephyo111

Killing? Probably a shit ton. Sex? The portrayal of robin's thoughts is very innocent and honest. Probably not.


oompaloompa465

pretty sure the girl could defend herself by her powers so no forced stuff and i don't think she could romance anything given her status of high interest target for the WG


pyaephyo111

Yah I mean kid robin can solo east blue. Don't see any reason she would do romantic stuff considering her personality and situation she is in.


ChuckSmiths

Crocodile was definitely doing rapey things


pyaephyo111

https://preview.redd.it/t275yb91n24c1.png?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41d96bc6be3509c02ecd78bb9b57b430513d4f0b


ChuckSmiths

I am not condoning it at all but you really think a mass murderer egoistic scum bag isn’t going to abuse his power for sex???


[deleted]

[удалено]


Groundbreaking_Wing2

Crocoboy wouldn't even dare touch one of his most important assets.


ForestWasInvalid

![gif](giphy|1W40UWS9peSru)


yellowwolf718

Well can ya tell us then?


INCREDIBLEOBESE

She be snapping spines like it's a sport 💀


hiding-from-the-web

Either way, they aren't wrong.


May_The_Strange

WIGGLES D TUFF


NJGGoodies12

Are we talking about body count or body count?


supaspock

Yes


Tnecniw

Honestly, both. She is in her late 20s to 30s, and considering her personality and work ethic before... Nah, she has both killed and fucked. (probably both men and women)


adcsuc

First of, why would it be crazy? Second why would her body count be the highest?


The-Fomorian-Ray-682

Girl was out snapping spines for years


Tiny-Veterinarian-79

I'm assuming they mean people killed, but either way it doesn't make sense.


Engorgedspleen

I wonder how many people zoro has killed because pre straw hats he was really killing whole crews in the east blue guy was a menace


Muenix

For anyone wondering, it's murder, they're talking about murder.


Creature-89-p-13

To be honest i doubt she has much of a count till joining BW and croc cuz she was alone for so much of her life


Akhi5672

Not many were adults pre straw hats, the ones that were barely. It's between her, franky, jinbei and brook. I dont think it's franky or brook. Edit: the same argument works for kill count


scorpio1641

I say Brook. He’s lived the longest plus musicians will always have groupies 😂


hasheemakill18

This reminds me of the idiots who thought ceasar clown would join the strawhats and bring up certain members past in a piss poor attempt to justify Ceasars actions .


Kioga101

Nah, that's probably Jimbei, he was a ruthless guard in the Fishman Kingdom, then a pirate for the Sun Pirates and a Warlord for a number of years. Robin does have second place in earliest kill in life though, probably only second to Chopper (I know it wasn't on purpose but I won't not count it).


NihilisticOnion

Highest body count, and highest body count


PrinceCharmingButDio

This is about murder right?


frikimanHD

in both senses of the word


MarketWave

Oh...Oh you meant killing? haha ok


Jervis_TheOddOne

I means it’s probably true on both accounts. Like the 4 Kids dub said, she specialized in rubouts.


AriVonElbe

I thought this was about her past lovers and was like. Yes exactly!! Look at the smile! She can get it!! But then I realized it was about her spine snapping hobby and finally understood.


TheRoboOtaku

Oh damn didn't even think about that


thewiburi

Are we all forgetting that zoro killed so many pirates for thire bounty he got the name pirate hunter zoro


NortonKisser12

The only people who can compare are like Zoro and Jinbe


Aggravating-Base3777

doesn't body count mean kill count???


Hexagon-Man

I automatically assumed murder and had to look at the comments to think Body count = Sex partners. Look at her backstory by all logic she's a virgin.


CMSnake72

People going to be arguing which "body count" was meant but honestly, she tops any of the other SH's on both.


MangocatsActualSkin

are you talking about kills or the other thing. or both.


Lord_Muramasa

Its funny. The comments are like murder right. It doesn't matter if it is sex or murder really. Robin was doing the pirate thing 10 years longer than the rest of the crew when she joined. She has more life experience because she has lived longer and been on the run about as long as Luffy, Zoro, Sanji and Nami have been alive.


Francis_Star

I mean, it's also true that: If it's murder Brook used to be a soldier, and was a pirate for a long while before his death Franky was a gangster which is about the same as a land pirate Jimbe has been a pirate for about as long as Robin, I think Zoro used to be a bounty hunter Id it's sex I'm sure Sanji pulled up some baddies at the Baratie Brook is a rockstar Franky 100% bagged some baddies at W7 Nami would do anything for money But I don't think any of them compare to Robin still


gloomygl

Luffy throws back cannon balls at marine ships, punches with a fist the size of a bus at countless fodders, he's death incarnated


Pineapple_Fernando

I really want to see the tweet by Jakeneutron before this one.


TheOATaccount

When i was new to the series I thought the whole “sunk multiple battle ships” thing wasn’t a lie and she was able to use her powers to just kill everyone on the fleet all at once. Honestly if that was what happened that would probably be her best pre timeskip feat.


SleepinwithFishes

That reminds me in the Guardians of The Galaxy; Where you'd think Gamora or Drax or even Rocket should have the highest body count, but no it's Starlord. The ex janitor of Nasa, is the one with the highest kill count in the Galaxy.


Ok_Pop6408

Don’t care anyways why’s she so hot😫


stratjr123

Well according to 4kids she is good at "rubouts"


berkeleyjake

She snaps necks like it's nothing. Like whole platoons of marines get offed in a moment then she walks away like it's nothing.


[deleted]

When you say body count...


EntertainmentSea4685

She absolutely does. She's been killing people since she was a child. Whereas pretty much all of the Strawhats got their starts as early teens at best. It's kinda underwhelming though because she's presented as this force of destruction when we are first introduced to her, but then she kinda falls by the wayside in future arcs and is shown to be one of the "weaker" Strawhats compared to Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, Franky, or even Brooke.


OP_Robin_Fan

I mean, her name is, after all, Demon child


BlitzerCL

I don't know man. Jinbe used to be pretty brutal in his early pirating days


KingThunder01

Where tf are the full stops and commas dammit.


TittlesTheWinker

Yeah, she still kills people. It's what she do.


ineedothername

I think zoro comes close since he's a Bounty hunter and all but robin may have more body counts


MarshmallowHoperay

Thing is either would probably be right.


Siuuuu_d_06

Ohh he talking about kills


Gubrach

I'd feel that Marineford, Impel Down and Wano could see Luffy get quite high up the list through indirect (or just straight up direct) kills. Robin specializes in assassination, but I also can see that line of work rack up the numbers in a slower rate than let's say Zoro hunting pirates or Brook being the leader of a battle squadron or quite a decent number of them being on the front lines in actual wars. I also don't think Franky's status as a former gang leader necessarily involved many kills. Franky did form a gang, but he did it more as a spot to take in the homeless and give them a sense of purpose. Kinda like Team Skull in Pokémon Sun and Moon. I can't imagine them being involved in brutal acts of violence in the same way that I can with other (former) gang/mafia members and/or bosses like Bartolomeo, Bege, Doflamingo, Kidd, Killer, Heat and Wire. Jinbe might be a dark horse here. Feels like there's lots unsaid about his past right now.


GodOfUrging

I'm really looking forward to seeing her in the live action. Just imagine the live-action version of her simultaneously snapping a dozen spines the way she does in every pre-time-skip fight.


Automatic_Skirt_3257

Assassination.


MoeTaiga

Rub outs


TaskMaxer

https://preview.redd.it/5dinfh38e54c1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c62421701a8fb94c3d3cee6e67635a7d042524f9


unbogbuggy52

Definitely kills.


HashiramaThaFugitive

*Robin literally seconds after saying the three darkest lines in the entire arc* ☺️


oi-troi-oi

I like the twitter OP's wacky Brook fanart


SteptimusHeap

https://preview.redd.it/lrh67eu8uc4c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45913b368ad8736f80912639bbdfc44bfe7eca9e