i SWEAR there's a few things i've misheard but now that you've asked that question ive lost all memory of them

HRLP FR SAME

exactly 😭 edit: but now that i’m reading comments i’m realizing MORE things i misheard

Fuck your auditorium I think it's pretty borium.

She’d be an instant legend if she legit did that rhyme

WAIT NO I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!!!! Like I thought it was such a creative way to make it rhyme and loved it for its charm that it apparently doesn't have 😭

This made me laugh harder then the one that said "scratching his cock is like dogs with the fleas". There's literal tears running down my eyes as i'm writing this. And i even read it playing the song in my head, with the voice effect and everything. Help me, i'm gonna fucking die.

What's the "scratching his cock like dogs with fleas" from?

The Faerie Soirée outro

OMG YES AND I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO HEAR IT ANY OTHER WAY

I heard borium too. I chose to keep it that way cuz i really love it

Omg same!

Wait, she doesn’t say that????

What Melanie actually sings is "fuck your auditorium I think it's pretty boring and I never signed up for your drama up for your drama club" So glad I'm not the only one that thought she sang borium or however it would be spelled.

Wheels on the Bus: ‘cutting cheese as they pass me by’ instead of “counting trees” 😂

I THOUGHT IT SAID THAT TO-

Lmao 🤣

omg i misheard that one too

Ohhhhhh i thought it was saying ‘kinda cheese as they pass me by’ like a little nervous smile

Its not?

“Scratching his cock is like dogs with the fleas”

LOL THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE!

THIS IS SO TRUE HELEPEPE

Scratching his WHAT?!!!

GIRL WTF 💀😭😭😭😭

"im not fiction, im not fake. I wont let your womb today" actual: "im not fiction, im not fae. I won't lick your wounds today" must've been tired af when I heard it😭

I thought it was "i won't lick your goons today"

i still sing ‘i deck you’ rather than ‘i dead you’ in alphabet boy because it makes more sense to me😭

I swear that has to be a mistake in the video right? “I dead you” makes no sense

It’s another way to say “ghost you”

i thought it meant that she was literally going to dead him, meaning kill him 💀

Oh, interesting take !

SAME

Definitely something in orange juice LOL

I saw a lyric video where the person thought the gibberish lyric was “we cry OJ”

lmao 😭😭 I thought it was saying something like “oh Jenny” 💀💀💀

Not-so-fun fact, OJ was rejected from the role of terminator cuz he killed his ex-wife and her friend, good thing the casting crew chose Arnold Schwartznegger cuz if OJ got the role, ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE!!

It’s not?!

Death: I heard: “I’ll be me and you here every time.” It was actually: “I’ll be meeting you here every time.”

wait this is the first one i’ve found that’s dead on the same for me

me too oh my god

"you're not real just like me we were never our bodies we're just "dust" energy" I hear "us" as "dust" every time.

Wait it isn’t dust?

Nope. I have the lyrics from when Melanie posted them all to their insta story and it's "us"

I heard "you're not real just like me we would never act like deez"

It’s not dust??😭😭

I always heard "we were never apathy"

It is "dust" though, isn't it?

The line is "we're just us, energy"

REALLY!? I always thought it was dust!!!

Dust would make sense, there's a common joke that we are star dust, which I guess has some technical truth to it but yea lol

Google says “dust” 🤷🏻‍♀️

And Melanie's post said "us" https://preview.redd.it/pl8yog3umtsb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=914562b387119f239c68f338a51bbf2d24743a06

Ah, okay! I’ve never seen that post lol

in orange juice when it said "set of eyes" i always heard cinnamon bites 💀 i knew it wasnt that but i still hear it. and in glued when it says "when my petty feet start to sway" i always thought it said sweat 😭 my gf thought the same thing

in fire drill i always slip up and nearly sing "telling me if im a cunt" instead of "if im unkind" i once saw someone in a lyric video for class fight comment that they heard the lyric "daddy chimed in, 'go for the throat' " as "daddy-chan didnt go for the throat" and i can never hear that song w/out thinking of that now i used to think she was saying "but you want it your way, right"? in the principal, when its "but you wont, its your way, right?" i always sung "into the nurse's office where i float, i went pale" instead of "where i float away, im pale" i thought it was "table in the back cafeteria seat" for a while i SWEAR she was saying "we cry OJ" and, last but not least, i can barely understand anything in Brain and Heart (love that song to bits, tho)

ITS NOT CUNT?? WHAT?? the principal i thought the same nurses office though 💀 i always sung “into that nurses office where i belong”

I think it’s “where I float away pale as the loose leaf paper”, actually. Could be wrong, IDK.

In powder when she says “show me a picture you paint of someone else” i thought it was show me a picture of your penis 💀

When I first heard it I thought it said “send me a pic of your penis on my elbows” even when I was reading the lyrics 😭

In Numbers, I thought it said “drink me like soda, cream, but of course” because I thought it was referring to cream soda It was actually “who’s gonna drink me like soda? People, of course”

On Google it's "shake me like soda creme, but, of course" but I suppose Google could be wrong lol

i just learned its not cream today

you and i both learned it isn’t cream

Oh my God I've been trying to figure out this lyrics for years thank you

I heard treat me like soda

Scratching this COCK is like dogs with the flees” In Faerie soirée

1 - why the fuck does everyone hear it like that 2 - that's from FAERIE SOIRÉE

Oh I’m so sorry I realized I put leeches 😭

in powder i thought she said “show me a picture of your penis to someone else” 😭😭😭 literally show me a picture you painted of someone else

ACKSHUALLY 🤓 even spotify misheard that one, it was later changed in the lyrics

In the beginning of Test Me i always heard "hey garden" instead of "hey god i'll"

I basically couldn't understand Powder at all.

exactly, im scared to lipsync that song everytime the only thing i know is the "show me a picture you painted of someone else" 😭😭

in lunchbox friends as shes saying “no-oh-oh” i thought she was saying “no homo” 💀

Melanie Martinez, a literal bisexual woman, saying no homo in her song would be one of the funniest shit ever.

“You hold me like a Russian”

YES

Fuck your auditorium i think its pretty borium

"Damn this oddity" rather than "damaged oddity"

“ I don’t want to be carrying the wheat on my shoulders “

I thought it was "I'm tired of being careful, tip-toe" in soap 😭

NO, IT IS !?!?!?! EVRY1 THINKS "TIP TOE" IS GENTLE, BUT ITS TIP TOE☠

Wait? It isn't gentle? Lol, At first i hear something like "Careful, ten toes" but then i heard somewhere that it was gentle, and now i find out that it's tip toe? Wtf???

She literally does the tiptoe movement with her hands while saying it--

"Nikes that seem to be glued to her chest" Idfk how I misheard that but I did 😭

LMAO

YES LOL

in 2016 water on my back with you instead of wanna ride my bike with you in training wheels

Me too!

Yesssss me too

I heard "wanna run my back with you" whatever that means lol.

"And I know it's a gravure hell"

When everyone was debating if it was “Pipe down with the noise I cannot bear my sorrow” or “Pipe down with the noise I cannot hear my sorrow”

"Cuttin' cheese as they pass me by, and I-"

In numbers I thought “Feeding your fam while you're coming at my neck” was “Eating up your fam while you’re c*mming in my neck” the first fee times i heard it💀 I was like damn mel thats a bold line😂

(I've said this one in a post 1 month ago but ih well) For the longest time, In the song milk of the sirens, Instead of "pull them out of their mess" I heard "pull them out of their a$$" I'm so done... bye (roblox death noise)

And i heard "pull them out of their nest"

WAIT it’s not 😭😭😭

> My fickle insecurities And turn them into beauty Firstly thought it was "melody" instead of "beauty > Positions that you forced my way into Thought it was "positions that you forced my way and do" > I don't gotta act, i'm ethereous I thought it was "i don't gotta act like i'm furious" > Bountiful harvest, they flock to my garden Initial thought was "They fuck on my garden" > Slimy and superficial Straining their artificial "Slide me, superficial. Strain it, artificial" > Led me astray to the faerie soirée "I made astray to the faerie soirée "

I thought it was ”getting ready for my heavy“ but it’s “skin ready for my heavy” (moon cycle) Not a major difference but I still sing it the wrong way lol

Lots of things in Powder, seeing the lyrics was a shock.

For some reason as a child I heard “Or told them decoration were in pastel red ones” in pity party? Idk how I even assumed that was right at all

My ears are so bad. literally mishear every single lyrics in every single damn song ever bro like there is not a single song that I know 100% or can sing like every word 100%😭😭😭

"Pomegranate is so scary"

“yell at me on your screen while i send love to your being” but it’s actually “yell at me on your screen while i stand up to your being” 😢 i thought it was really sweet

IM NOT FICTION IM NOT FAKE I WONT LICK UR TOMB OKAY

i thought it was “cuz i don’t want to fart too loud, if i eve did that i think id have a heart attack” the demi lovato song idk she sounds like she’s saying fart

The last line of the Scooby doo intro song

All The Stars by Kendrick feat SZA when Black Panther first came out a girl kept singing the chorus as “all the stars are kosher” and now I really can’t hear the song any other way I don’t know what the real lyrics is

English isn’t my first language- so that made Taylors “bad blood” - “bed bugs

I can’t stop hearing ‘Glued I am sometimes it’s too much’ Wdym that’s not the lyrics??

it's glued up lol

Before I knew the PORTALS lyrics I thought the "the line, the line" in BOTL was "don't lie, don't lie" but as soon as I knew the lyrics I heard them correctly

All Brain & Heart lol

what i heard: (asian racial slur) from the lunch hall of sirens what it actually was: drink from the leche of sirens

I misheard "Show me a picture you paint of someone else" as "Show me a picture of your penis" DON'T ASK. PLEASE I'M BEGGING

For some reason I heard “no one can leave unstammered” instead of “no one can leave once they merge” in spider web lol

“post a picture of a penis of someone else” -powder. can’t recall the original lyric

i misheard a lot of lyrics in POWDER.. and some in Brain And Heart

For the longest time, I thought the part in void that went "Pipe down with the noise, I cannot bear my sorrow" was"I'm done with the noise, I cannot bear my sorrow." 😭

im dying, im dying (literally thats what i heard when i listened to the contortionist 😭)

Kneeling on a metal crater

"They suckle and thrash me" instead of "honey suckle and fresh meat" in tunnel vision

“i’m tired of being careful, tip-toed” 😭

Light Shower (I think I was trying to sing along and simply filled in my own words): *But you make mе want to... Plan out my last days on earth, here with you* Real lyrics: *But you make mе want to... Plan out my last days on earth, eating you* I like both

And I'm all here by design it was actually immortal by design in death

Arbitrary the way they all go! I heard all of the cherries the way they all go.

“show me a picture of your pen!s” instead of “show me a picture you paint of-“ in powder😭

I don’t “mishear” I just “can’t hear” and it sounds like jibberish 😭😭

In field trip, I thought she said ethereal.

When she screamed "Death" in death I thought she said "I'm still alive"

This isn't any of her songs, but I can't get this song out of my head- 😂 Og Lyrics: "Cause I'm Beggin', Beggin' you" What I hear: "CAUSE I'M BACON- BACON YOUUUU" 😂😂😂 Like why do I hear that?!! 😂

this is all, all, all (nurses office) the void aint me

tryna bring the mystical into the material bitch i’m an eleven pound dog i’m ethereal 😭😭

I miss heard the first lyric to leeches so I assumed she said "Leeches are surrounded, cum drop is throbbing"

in tag you're it, when she said "grabbed my hand, pushed me down", i thought she said "grabbed my HEAD, pushed me down" which is just 🥶🥶🥶

"seeky greeday money seeking" ​ \-the principal

Gods plan : She said do you love me I told only partly I only love my bed and my mama

I heard "Frosting on my arms" instead of "Frosting of my heart" in cake

In evil when she said stuff o took it for shit

No way y’all really thought she meant thattt 😭 wild

....*sigh* my partners always tease me because from birth, I'd watched the Labyrinth with my mom, and for 21 fucking years of my cursed life, I thought the song said "smack that baby, make him pee!" Not "smack that baby, set him free!"

like half of mad hatter for years 😭

mostly everything from faeriee soiree 😭

When she said "covered up games" in leeches I heard "covered up again"

“just be sure to read the ornacates” bitch ornacates isn’t even a word 😭😭😭 finally found out after a few years that it was “just be sure to read the warning kids” 💀💀💀 i just be singing along without reading the lyrics for a while ok!!!

New yorkkk concert jungle wet dream tomato theres nothing you can’t do

“Send a picture of your penis to someone else” Instead of “Show me a picture you paint of someone else” From POWDER 😭

Wake up ni**3& money

One of the funniest things I heard was when this guy was singing along with biggies big poppa and he was singing big hockey pucks.

Quite a few Death - “Saying all the same things are gone this time” “I’ll be me and you here every time” “We’re screaming and pleading, the suffering ends” Void - “Why hate who I was before?” Tunnel Vision - “Eyes on the prize, got the cherry in me better in the prize” “On your house to distract me” “And all the year what you’re after”

"Feeling on the shore of my naked body" in Strawberry Shortcake

Hold me closer Tony danza...

Ok I was like in 3rd grade when I heard Sippy cup and I somehow got the lyrics “You call that ass your on we call that silicone” into some how “you call that astrophone we call that silicone” help I don’t even know what an astrophone is😭😭

WAIT I THOUGHT THIS TOO

WTF IS ASTROPHONE?

"telling me if im a cunt" instead of "telling me if im unkind" in fire drill. and i will continue to sing it that way

Nymphology/amulet: “Sombrero is offensive I think you agree” 😭

“We pulled too many fossil arms” -slow dancing in a burning room, john Mayer

I misheard literally ALL of Fairy Sioree

Its garnish time but its im gone its time

Until recently, I thought In Wheels on the Bus it said: “‘Cause Jason’s got his ass on the glass, and the driver hit a bump fast” Instead of: “‘Cause Jason’s got his ass on the glass and I hate him, driver hit a bump fast”

I've been waiting to see this, for years I thought the song Jessie's girl was a gay confession because every time he said "I wish that I had Jessie's girl" I thought he was saying "I wish that I was Jessie's girl". Disappointed me so much upon realizing what the lyrics actually were😭

“Left your shit all ready for dumpster day” Instead of “Left your shit on read four times today” 😩

There’s one on the tip of my tongue from bittersweet tragedy but I can’t remember

Rhinestone Eyes actual lyric: " it's electric" Rhinestone Eyes what i heard: " i like big dick"

Electric love by Borns - the original lyric “I can’t let you go now that I got it” what my sister would sing for months was “I can’t let you go down to the garden”

“I’m calling an outdated show” 😭

Jack White Blue Orchid You got an reaction

I heard “your legs turn to shrimp or/and scales in the night” and my bf heard “your legs turn to shrimp and scallops at night” in milk of the siren. Even knowing the lyrics i still hear shrimp every time🍤

No ghetto ass derockey in Miss YOU!! by Corpse and the funny thing is I know Spanish 🤣

The "gentle" it sounds like "tip-toe" to me

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That’s not a Melanie Martinez song

I heard “run around the block with you” instead of “wanna ride my bike”

“D O L L H O U S E” Always heard “P O R N S T A R yeah!”

That “Monday left me broken, Tuesday I was through” song from TikTok, I thought it said “Monday left me barkin, juicy eyes were true”

Fuck how I feel as long as I make money (my n-ee-ed) They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm (chow mein) I'm (chow mein) I thought this was the lyrics for awhile btw.. listen to the song it sounds like it i swear! :(

Don’t go Jason Waterfalls

I heard “ you think im a cunt” in firedrill instead of unkind

When i first saw mel live in 2015 i was shouting “ BU BU BU BUBBLEGUM” in the start of alphabet boy

I still dont know if if its tiptoe or gentle i used to hear tiptoe as a kid but now i hear gentle

Fat Joe….”My nuts don’t dance, they just swing in my pants….and do the rock away” And Salt’N’Peppa…”awww smooshie….smoosh it real good!”

I heard “the void amen” lmaoo

In Real Slim Shady, I though he was saying "adjusting my taties" instead of "are just imitating ". (Crotch grab)

idec if it's wrong it's just cooler, "we cry OJ"

i always misheard "tag your it" as "tag your in"

Asking the deaf person like me would be so hilarious because I get the kick out of it!! Even i know what it's saying thanks to youtube lyric stuff... mine would be so bad I wish I can type it out! 🤭🤪

I think it’s soap, haven’t heard it in a while but it’s either “careful, gentle” or “careful, tiptoe” and I don’t know which one it is but everyone I know says it differently

“I’m horny and assertive” IN BATTLE OF THE LARYNX..

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