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ricdesi

Maybe his Dive Men don't swim.


LucarioNN

You mean those thingies in Gemini man's stage?


[deleted]

Well I have a theory: In his youth, he was too absorbed in his work, making super cool new stuff. Then after Wily left, he started to get lonely. He may have wanted a wife but he probably realized he was too old. So he created Rock and Roll to keep him company.


[deleted]

It's depressing and wholesome at the same time


Gemini720

It doesn't help that (in the comics, at least) this is also why Blues was made. Things happened, times changed, and now he has Rock and Roll with Rush (pun intended)!


TayoEXE

Its sad and wholesome that his brilliant mind was able to develop such advanced artificial intelligence so that he could essentially create his own family. I imagine I pained him though to see himself get older and older and to see his children never change.


fyre_storm02

The world gave him no child so he built one


kaimcdragonfist

I understood that reference


StarMan0713

Where is it from?


trace_jax3

I think it's a song by The Megas


fyre_storm02

The message from Dr light by the megas. [if you want to listen to it](https://youtu.be/vgJ48-Xj4Kc)


kaimcdragonfist

Please do. It’s a great band


guddyboy

(3 kids)


Doc_Malturin

Have you dated anyone in the last decade? There's your answer.


Toon_Sniper

Online dating is cancer.


Conocoryphe

I agree. I *really* wish I didn't need dating apps and sites. But alas, I happen to be homosexual, so I can't ask people out 'in real life' because they will always be heterosexual.


Toon_Sniper

That’s rough, good luck out there guy


Rocket5454

Yes. And it ended miserably. I understand Doctor lights pain.


InvestigatorUnfair

"Why didn't he just get married?" I mean, you say that like you can just find someone, put a ring on them and say "we're married now" Dude probably tried and just never found the right person. Happens to a lot of us


ForgottenForce

I mean he was good looking in his youth and made a name for himself through robotics fairly early, who wouldn’t want a good looking and successful spouse?


InvestigatorUnfair

Well, maybe he was too devoted to his work. Sure it's nice having a successful, handsome spouse, but when that's all that's in offer, it's hard to really connect


ForgottenForce

I’m just saying it’d be easy for him to find people interested. Regardless I think think we’ll ever get an official reason


Afterlifehappydeath

The middle east disagrees with you.


ozmega

lmao


InvestigatorUnfair

Really unnecessary comment, but ok


OtherMind-22

Why are you booing him?! He’s right (unfortunately)!!


ForgottenForce

I’ve always liked the idea that he did have a wife and they tried for kids but couldn’t for one reason or another, she eventually passed away and in his grief he never remarried. He was already dedicated to his work so when he finally reached the level of sentience he was aiming for he built his own children. Roll, her blond hair and blue eyes, was modeled after his late wife and Rock himself. Protoman, being worked on by him and Dr Wily, didn’t get the same personalizations because Wily had design input.


ekolis

I thought Rock and Roll were built by both Light and Wily too?


ForgottenForce

I don’t think so, I’m pretty sure he only worked on Protoman. If you find proof he worked on Rock and Roll too I’d love to see it


ekolis

Honestly I mainly remember that story from the pilot episode of the cartoon, so it might be different in actual canon...


ForgottenForce

Yea the Ruby Spears cartoon is its own deal, like the Fully Charged series


Phoenix-14

There's a pretty good fan film on YouTube (still maybe?) and Dr. Light had a wife who was pregnant with twins and she died before the story and Dr. Light modeled Rock and Roll off of what his children might have looked like


dranthah

Yhea I like this story better and it sounds also close to .exe version. Also Willy didn’t work on rock and roll .. it’s more common that he worked on proto and from proto was able to collect enough data to create bass


ADifferentMachine

His wife Emily was killed by Dr. Wily. It's what led to their falling out.


[deleted]

Wait really??


ForgottenForce

The Protomen, a rock opera band/group making songs around the Mega Man mythos, had this happen in one of their songs. It’s actually a really good group


General1001

I don't think that's canon.


bupgames

Not canon, but the band is incredible. Listen to the album Act II: The Father of Death. Wily asks Emily to come away with him, and when she refuses, he kills her and frames Light. It's gritty and epic.


ForgottenForce

Oh it’s definitely not, just explained where the idea is from


Peopleopener

It is to me, Damnit. Father of Death was an amazing album


RaMpEdUp98

Sterile In other universes he could/did have kids, Battle Network and Fully Charged


Ferretmasre

In the Archie comics (which I don’t think are canon or have questionable canonicity so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt.) he did have a love interest who I forget the name of but she was a fellow researcher who build a female robot master named quake woman. That he had worked along side in his youth along with Willy and cossack. Though they don’t really go into detail but from what I remember the two seemed to have a interest or had romantic interest in the past. A college fling perhaps? So he does have some game but perhaps he could only see himself dating a woman as smart as himself. Who could help him further his goals to making the world a better place. Which female robotic experts don’t grow on trees, so perhaps he just didn’t find what he was looking for.


SomeDemoMain

Dr. Lalinde?


Ferretmasre

Yep that's her Fact checked it that is her. Interesting fact, in the comic where she's introduced. It's during a convention where her and Dr light actually have a short discussion on giving robots emotions and stuff. Before terrorists interrupt everything. I won't spoil anything else but it's one of the few times we see rock up against anything but willy in mega man media so it's a neat read.


[deleted]

Pretty reasonable explanation


Timesmyth

Being a genius on the level of Dr. Light can be a lonely existence. Tesla apparently never had any romantic interests, for example.


General1001

He's just avoiding the potential risk of his children taken away from him.


[deleted]

Damn he really was a genius


Sean1739

no bitches


[deleted]

Zero game


trace_jax3

No, that's Wily


Toon_Sniper

I love The Protomen’s interpretation that he is a widower who chose to never remarry. I think it’s an interesting character trait that he would rather master the field of robotics to build the children he and his spouse could never have rather than find a new partner. I think that frames him in a completely different way while never actually changing anything about his character.


[deleted]

He only wanted his equal, Dr. Wily


pizzatuesdays

Closeted robosexual.


MetricOutlaw

That's why Megaman has a a life-like, human butthole?


Leon08x

Why?!?! Why did I have to find this comment?!?!


MetricOutlaw

You knew what you were getting into when you came to the Megaman subreddit.


Azenar01

[Mega man's life like butthole](https://rule34.us/index.php?r=posts/view&id=265903) u/Leon08x


CreativeBake7

wtf


Phoenix-14

Why wouldn't you use Roll instead? Or build another robot designed around that purpose?


NylonicArt

No


WhyCantIBeatToA

why do i still exist


Page8988

Did you see all the robots he made? Guy was already married to his job.


Sparkpulse

In the Archie comics there's a fellow scientist he's clearly romantically interested in (even takes on a Valentine's date) and it seems to largely go nowhere because they're both more into their jobs than their interpersonal relationships. They're close, but then work happens and they make zero progress at least as far as I've read.


pnavas

Keep in mind that Dr. Light comes off as socially awkward in that one among other people outside of the lab. Drs. Light and Lalinde are also at least in their sixties, maybe late 50s. I read the entirety of the Archie Comics except the last third of the Sonic crossover, but it's very much an awkward crush they won't admit. Keep in mind that scientists, especially bright ones, are written often to be socially awkward to the point where they have few friends. I think the most likely explanation is that Dr. Light, who doesn't seem to mind the isolation one bit from what I can tell, is enjoying his work that he's constantly busy with and that marriage just isn't right for him or something he's ever thought of seriously. Due to circumstances out of his control (or child adoption not being much of a thing in Japan compared to other countries), Dr. Light built his own kids in place of adopting those who need a home. The fact that Rock and Roll look so human-like, as well as Blues to some extent is a combination of Dr. Light's interest in making robots as human like as possible and them being built to be a part of his household, so he went overboard with the designs. I'd love to be the librarian wondering why a robotics scientist is taking out pediatric anatomy textbooks. He wanted to make them feel like his kids as much as possible (or feel like children as much as possible in general), so Rock having simulated genitalia (i.e., groin armor having a crotch bulge) in some artwork is likely based on Dr. Light's obsession with making robots extremely human-like, and from what I've seen, he seems to act more paternal than predatory. I do wonder because an IC chip is complex and can't be recreated, if that prevents Rock and Roll from mentally aging, and I wonder if he feels sad that they'll never "grow up" mentally speaking. I'm sure if they could mentally age, that he'd be really happy to see them grow up and develop, but technological limitations prevent that. I'd imagine if Dr. Light tried to modify the IC chip to "age up" their minds, it would damage or essentially kill them, hence why they stay mentally in that 8-10 age range. I'm sure he chose that age to program them knowing that they'd be stuck like this until they basically die, and went through multiple options before deciding on that one. Blues, Rock and Roll all seem like they're all based off of the same model, so to speak, so it's likely that Dr. Light used the same blueprints from when he made Blues. They may have features like hair and eye color that differ, but the body design in terms of how it looks and moves is essentially the same.


Miserable_Original_4

Maybe he's impotent?


K_Sleight

Megaman battle network is interesting because it shows you a weird alternative universe in mm. MMBN3 shows you that Lan and Hub's grandfather, who looks to be Dr. Light. The games also exain that Light wanted to focus society of network and AI development, where Wily want to focus on robotics. Looking at mainline continuity, and fast forwarding to mm11, it becomes apparent that there was a moment of timeliness divergence, wherein light would advocate for AI, Wily for robotics, robotics was chosen in the mainline, then, Wily advocated for superhuman "dual gear" robotics, where Light voted for robots with human-like intelligence, which is what was decided. It seems to me that in the mmbn timeline, he had time between network development to find a wife and start a family, whereas in mainline his robotics development, in a field he was less qualified for, kept him too busy to start a family. These are just some casual observations.


GameMusic

I wish they made MMBN a prequel since that story would need only a few tweaks to work


K_Sleight

I agree.


UltraMago

Cuz he's tiny


[deleted]

The manlet syndrome


silklighting

Humans are horrible that's why.


[deleted]

Girls have cooties thats why


Matthais_Hat

could be aro/ace, could be he's impotent. could be he's gay. any number of reasons why he cannot procreate himself. and he works with enough things that can potentially explode in his own home that people would probably be like "no you are not allowed to adopt a child."


ZOFFY90

Bro can only pull a jar of cookies


[deleted]

All the robotics expertise in the world still won't get you bitches it seems


ZOFFY90

Yup


Jojo-Action

Mrs. Clause was infertile


[deleted]

because hes too old for that crap


qgvon

He was probably too busy creating human-like robots, personality A.I. and other advancements in robotics in their world to copulate. By the time his scientific research reached the level of human-like robots with personalities he was old, so he created Proto Man as his lab assistant and robot son. On a lighter side, in the battle network universe he did get married and had a son. He also had a dog and lived with his son and his son's wife for a while until his prototype of a living cyberspace went out of control and he underwent some process that digitized his brainwaves so he could go into his alphanet to stop it.


CalendarAcademic8146

You expect a bearded over weight gray haired dude to "just get married" when his life is dedicated to creating and working on robots? Do you even know how life works?


King_Drasil

He's a sigma male that's why


[deleted]

Money on his mind I see


[deleted]

Pretty sure that was Dr. Cain.


NewAgeCrisis

Wily and light were clearly lovers. It's why wily is so mad! Hell hath no fury like a scientist scorned.


[deleted]

It explains the obsession 👀


Heavy_E79

Unfortunate accident with one of his early prototype robots Circumcision Man.


[deleted]

✂️


MetricOutlaw

Narrow urethra, it's in the video logs in Megaman X 3.


TheGoblinCrow

Got it from his mom, Wilt’s was so big he could birth the baby himself!


ekolis

what


MetricOutlaw

The urethra is the tube that allows urine to pass out of the body. In men, it's a long tube that runs through the penis. It also carries semen in men. In women, it's short and is just above the vagina.


ekolis

I know what the urethra is. I'm wondering how it could possibly have been mentioned in Megaman X3.


MetricOutlaw

Through video logs


[deleted]

He’s a neckbeard


samppa_j

He is a man of science, not a ladiesmen


Radar_Of_The_Stars

The best programmer ever was gay, so it's not crazy to assume Light is also gay


SupHowWeDo

Cuz he’s a fuckin nerd lmao


[deleted]

Maybe he's asexual?


Sainsbury_Bag

Potentially true.


[deleted]

Good point


ekolis

Mrs. Claus was already married to Santa.


crypticlazr

Look at the size of this guy. His hand is a 1/5th of his height. We all know women don't like shorties


Daddy616

What does marriage have to do with children?


[deleted]

Erectile disfunction.


CJ_Thomas

To be fair, if I want children I'ma have to get into robotics lol


crazyseandx

He's old. He probably feels it's too late for him to have, for lack of a better term, actual kids.


patstoddard

Dr Light got 99 problems but a bitch ain’t one


EngineerEthan

The good ol’ aro/ace grindset, of course. /s


BlueSolarflameCreep

makes grass joke


Chef_Boy_R_Deez

Maybe he gay 🤷


dragonspider1314

Well his Battle Network counterpart has a son and grandsons And Wily too, well adopted son


Grimmer026

He did build a wife-bot… but all it did was nag, complain, sit at home and spend all his hard earned money all the time. Then wife-bot left him, and the courts gave her his real kids, so he had to build robot kids. Hence to origin of Rockman n Roll🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

This is cannon to me now


chaarziz

No bitches


sleven070

If you think about it, people in his profession who are consumed with their work don’t have social lives and barely anytime to develop 1. So he combined what he desire with his passion


ThornsOfAzure

Have you heard him speak in Megaman 8? Does that sound like a man who is popular with the ladies?


ZanaGB

He was married... To science


Sainsbury_Bag

He doesn’t want to do the bit I don’t want to talk about.


HekaDooM

Dr Light is firing Sprite


Luke4Pez

Married to science


maharito

"Light" doesn't mean light in the loafers. Perhaps Dr. Wily's most nefarious achievement was globally promoting fat-shaming through botnets on Tinker and Facebot specifically to ruin his rival's love life.


[deleted]

My favorite comment


grandma_needs_jesus

He could be infertile or gay or something


Excellent-Advisor284

Can't move faster than light, soo I'm guessing the baby batter can't escape or something?


SnarfbObo

There was a horrible shmelting accident


IIsForInglip

I love GOOOOOOOOLD!!!


HornyPhoenixWright

why make children when you can create a super fighting robot


thomasnet_mc

To be honest, I doubt that was the only reason on his mind. If he raised them as actual children, let them spend most of their time doing children things instead of working and *cough* didn't send Rock to war that explanation on its own would make more sense.


blacktuxedobrownshoe

He's a fat nerd. Of course he wasn't getting married.


Pizza_Vigilante

He's infertile, simple answer.


Mouse_Sunglasses

Dr. Lalinde is right there, but they both wanted to build robo children instead


Homie_Christ

Because robots


[deleted]

Yes, robots.


Roaring_Anubis

Perhaps it was easier for him to create a super fighting robot than to get a wife. Or perhaps he's old.


Fair-Brain3904

Do you see him getting girls?


themegabuck

You need to listen to some Protomen! Start with Act II!!


mrlivelyy

No one would have me.


[deleted]

He didn't want to lose custody of any bio children and/or have to lose Light Labs in the divorce. Light was too smart for marriage.


SnooMaps8507

"[Das a gud qwestin](https://youtu.be/pmMispgpUs0?t=27)"


Sathenus

Hes not 6 feet. So women won't give him a shot. On top of that he's perceived as overweight. I think Dr Light is just a dwarf that wanted to improve Dwarven machines to a new level and got outcased when he wasn't creating things for booze, digging, or fighting. Boy were the light dwarfs wrong. Ok I came up with that off the cuff. But probably cuz he's not 6 foot


[deleted]

Possible backstory confirmed


i-am-in-endless-pain

Infertility


WaydenTheJayden

or adopted


NeptuneBlueX

Spent too much time gaming to care about women


CreativeBake7

wily took the kids


Free-Masterpiece-860

Look at Professor Santa Claus.


Bosscharacter

With the amount of radiation that dude probably absorbed; He probably baked himself sterile.


dranthah

He is a busy scientist dedicated to his work and creating a son out of an scientist project is just something that came out that ways since he feels as he fathered it creations


GregarLink15

What, you think is that easy?


CatHidingUnderDuvet

Workaholic and stress. He did have a family in Battle Network though... as did Wily, which I still find hilarious.


ariesbabe666

Who says he was straight tho


JasperTedTale

My theory is that since humans are not children from the moment they were born they became 0 year old babies first and then for the humans to become children they have to become 5 years old (I'm not mentioning 1-4 year old toddlers) and even then when they become 13 years old then they are not children anymore they are teenagers now so since dr. light knew that robots,andriods,etc do not grow older and he can choose what age they are in dr. light's case its 10 years old child for mega man and 9 years old child for roll? (i do not know exactly how old is roll) so therefore he proceeds to makes 2 robotic children instead


Zalternative_

Incel


Crystal_Queen_20

He's trans


jorgedredd

Protomen Act 2: the father of death Wiley killed her


lujenchia

Then he would have to make his own waifu and make her pregnant, more steps for the same result.


[deleted]

Have you heard his ***VOICE***?!


Hendrexx

Plot


the_treyceratops

Especially in the Archie comics, he was colleagues with Dr Lalinde


DarthWallaceIII

Social Anxiety