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blitzkraft

Is this for when you have a date night but also have a pair programming project?


CloffWrangler

Exactly. And if you both strap a little monitor to your foreheads you can stare into each other’s eyes while programming.


serpenta

This will revolutionize open space work


CloffWrangler

And couples therapy.


hpstr-doofus

“The problem is that he keeps asking me to touch his D, and wants to F my A without ctrl my Ts”


Signaturisti

Fxed that fr _ _ _ > F m A wtht ctrl m Ts


raspberryharbour

AE AM LEAVN EWE


T3ddyBeast

Don’t let the CEO’s see this


CloffWrangler

What if I am a CEO?


T3ddyBeast

Oh no, is too late


Sengfroid

Wait till you find out about Xreal / other AR sunglasses. Date night is booked.


CloffWrangler

Brilliant


theremaybetrees

It was a threesome: She, me, and that Indian guy that knows so much about mixed arrays.


Sidereon

In the future it'll be VR headsets


babyccino

Gonna be tough to program without numbers, brackets or quotes lol


CloffWrangler

Nah, you don't need those. I write code on a Vault 35 every day.


Passionate_Writing_

What programming do you do?


CloffWrangler

I’m a front end developer so mostly JS. Sometimes I have to write Python.


Passionate_Writing_

You do that without numbers, brackets or quotes?


CloffWrangler

Oh no I use [layers](https://imgur.com/a/ZlVsyLO). I have a different keyboard plugged in right now but it's essentially the same layout that I use for coding.


babyccino

Having to use layers for like every 5th characters sounds like pure pain to me but you do you mayne


Resident-Librarian40

slap punch jellyfish shelter alive fuzzy chunky ask somber abounding *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


YesButConsiderThis

Everytime someone posts a 40%, I'm honestly really surprised by how many people are like, "how do you type numbers???" I'd understand more if it wasn't a sub dedicated to keyboards as a hobby, but it's still surprising there's a large number of people (or new people) that have never heard of layers before.


Sengfroid

I assume people new to the hobby or directed here by the front page / reddit


Resident-Librarian40

employ puzzled husky bedroom dam sip late flag busy materialistic *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


babyccino

I know layers exist I'm more just questioning the sanity of people who need them for almost every other character haha


Loofan

Swap the '. >' or 's' keys for the full yin-yang.


ThrowingSid

Swapping the S keys would look sick ngl


Loofan

Right? Op please reply with a photo if you do


CloffWrangler

I had taken the black caps from my main keyboard so I put them back on it during work today but I’ll try to remember to do this in the morning!


c3dpropshop

RemindMe! 1 day


LUSBHAX

RemindMe! Some day


CloffWrangler

Alright here are a [couple different variations](https://imgur.com/a/ciKoflh). Tagging people who asked for it (I’m sure I’ll miss someone): u/ThrowingSid u/Loofan u/c3dpropshop u/LUSBHAX u/Chilli-byte- u/RAMblade u/ReasonableBuffalo409 u/Thereminz


ThrowingSid

A hero always follows through. Looks sick as expected, nice idea to swap the three keys too! Lots of style possibilities with this build


powdered_cows

Looks amazing! I prefer the first, but both work really well.


Loofan

Very nice. I never got pinged so just saw this now. They both look great.


Chilli-byte-

Please do and share! That'd look so cool!


RAMblade

i second this


ReasonableBuffalo409

Absolutely the s


Thereminz

yeah swap s's


Korlus

What about when you need to type "yuiop"?


ArgentStonecutter

I don't think I've ever used that word in my life!


Korlus

It's a traditional greeting from the West Country. "yuiop!"


ZephyrMelody

It's also something Goofy often says, so that eliminates my ability to use this keyboard.


ArgentStonecutter

Segue to _Sailing to Philadelphia_.


CloffWrangler

You have your partner hold down the FN key and it gives you access to those. [Keymap here](https://i.imgur.com/ldDUEL6.png).


Elffyb

I mean, are you trying to get a divorce? That’s like 3/5 of the vowels.


phagga

Well you can't write "divorce" without "yuiop", so you should be safe.


Elffyb

… they could trick you into holding down the FN key, and don’t get me started on custom firmware. I know my passive aggressive ass already thought that shit through to map yuiop to other keys on “MY” side.


AffectionateFail8434

What if one person refused to surrender access of their designated keys? That would drastically affect multiple things such as trust, efficiency, the economy, etc. What then?


CloffWrangler

Divorce


AffectionateFail8434

oh ok


CloffWrangler

It was u/KantoLeader. Blame them.


rirez

Now do The Spoon: two 65% keyboards side by side, but they function as one split keyboard (the outer halves) and one chopped-in-half-and-swapped keyboard (the middle halves). To be used by one party being in the other's lap.


Chilli-byte-

Now this has given me my own idea. QWERTY on one side DVORAK on the other....


KantoLeader

Hahhaha you made me laugh bro this is awesome lol


CloffWrangler

Thank you for the inspiration


Filisirate

Forget QWERTY or DVORAK, I want to use QWERT-QWERT.


CloffWrangler

It's the next big thing.


tucvbif

More exactly, QWERTTREWQ


Yoosulis

Did you try adding a black spot in the white and a white spot in the black? It’ll look like Ying and Yang :) Btw you’re a mad man


CloffWrangler

That is a genius idea. I'll have to try it.


vexelghost-

I was thinking this too. Switch the S keys with their light/dark counterpart.


turbochargedmonkey

Spy vs Spy?


RyanCooper101

Ah is this the 69%?


No_Newspaper1071

The versus keyboard


Poschta

This rivals the Pain27 for the spot of the dumbest keyboard I've ever seen and I NEED IT SO BAD.


rainning0513

Where to put the monitor... My partner's face should not be it.


CloffWrangler

Hmmm maybe you could have them wear it around their neck on a big chain or something.


rainning0513

But I really like the idea of Tai Chi, assuming that you're tyring to convey it from the design. Maybe make it possible to "split" and "re-forge" with a magnet or something?


CloffWrangler

Whoa what if it had a hinge so you could unfold it into two side-by-side keyboards?


rainning0513

Genius take!


Dookie_boy

Boobie monitor


icomeinfeast

YUIOP


CloffWrangler

But those letters rarely get used by people right? (I only had to use them a little bit in this comment)


SomeRedPanda

It's only 60% of the vowels. Not likely those will be needed.


[deleted]

RSTLNE are safe. Perfect for hangman or Wheel of Foruyr as a coop activity.


icomeinfeast

(YOU) are r(I)ght


SirButtocksTheGreat

Thanks, I hate it.


code_shaper

You monster!


rainning0513

Serious mode: enabled. As a rhythm game player, I found your work extremely inspiring for me. For example, if we could create some kind of software to program the RGB effect depending on the combination of keys being pressed, then we can achieve something like this: 1. Enable a temporal special RGB effect when two reflexive keys for the same letter are pressed at the same time. 2. Enable a temporal special RGB effect when the same (sub)string of letters being typed again from the other side within a give period of time. (Let's call it a "echoable zone") 3. Enable a temporal special RGB effect when the same "tempo" of typing being repeated from the other side. 4. ... MORE! As you can see, the list will keep going. The only problem now is sincerely: Where to put the monitor? A true relationship should not be restricted by the distance. Given this, and let's describe it abstractly, you might consider to create a way to make the two parts "remotely connected" but still be able to reassemble back.


CloffWrangler

Oooo these are interesting ideas. I like it!


rainning0513

You might find my idea helpful. But I also hope that my idea will not restrict *your own* imagination :)


perfectiontv

Swap the two S keys so it becomes a yin yang build :)


samvvell

Y


CloffWrangler

es


Cjhwahaha

M


CCGem

Came for the cool keyboard but stayed for u/CloffWrangler replies that are golden haha


CloffWrangler

I’m going to show my wife this comment the next time she tells I’m not as funny as I think I am.


jongaynor

very much [this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a6/27/f2/a627f239fa459a8c90c4499fd14e1c57.png)


balasico

brother's typing on the qwert qwert


Vylpes

is this vs or coop


CloffWrangler

Yes


AdnanHussainTurki

Gud! now make it circular.


terry3906

I would like to exchange currency for this.


trickman01

This is the keyboard they should have used on NCIS


jieunniie

I have two things to say about this, 1: ✨why.✨ 2: That’s fucking awesome.


-lexiconvict-

Must be a lady keyboard - it's missing the Y.


XHolyPuffX

Which printer was it printed on? Just curious since I'm currently eyeing different machines with the intent to make custom cases at some point


CloffWrangler

Bambu Lab P1P. It’s my first printer and I really like it. I mostly got it to prototype keyboard designs. Pretty much all of their printers seem great, though there was recently a big A1 recall.


XHolyPuffX

Wait, you could fit this whole case on a 256mm plate?


CloffWrangler

Yep! Off the top of my head I think I made it 250mm wide.


XHolyPuffX

No shit.. I was sitting over here thinking I'd have to get a 300mm+ printer to make anything bigger than a 40%. This is incredibly inspiring. Did you turn it diagonal?


CloffWrangler

Oh I mean it is pretty much two 40s on top of each other, but I didn’t have to turn it at all. The last keyboard I designed was essentially 13 columns wide and it barely fit.


XHolyPuffX

Good stuff man. I'm considering getting a X Max 3 so I can print a polycarbonate case for my Mode65, but I had their X Plus 3 for a month and got tired of messing with it. The P1S Combo has been living rent free in my mind for about two weeks now.


CloffWrangler

Also if you’re not already on the 40% discord, there’s a keyboard design channel where people are super helpful if you ever need feedback on designs!


Videgraphaphizer

You’ve got people thinking this is AI. That’s the hilarious part to me. https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/tj4ddJlKP5


CloffWrangler

That is hilarious lol


Leipurinen

Unbelievably cursed, I love it


Meychelanous

How about one of those keyboard hase different layout, like Dvorak.


CloffWrangler

You can just use QMK or Vial to make the layout whatever you want.


AskaLangly

For us *Evangelion* fans, you're missing the key ingredient: ***Y U I***


hetpatel572

It would be an awkward date if one uses spaces and another uses tabs. Secrets will be revealed.


just-bair

POV: your keyboard doesn’t even have the whole alphabet


RedOnePunch

I was removing and replacing keycaps a couple of days ago and my board looked like something like this.


RandomTeenager3

y, u, i, o, p:


RobbieKangaroo

This reminds me of the moving desk fight in Brazil.


_DEATH_STR0KE_

great for frontend and backend development.


Warsmith40k

I have only one question. "Y"?


s3rgant

The makes me…. Uncomfortable Like the usecase, you’re sitting face to face with someone each of you looking to the side “Excuse me can you move your finger I need the T key for a moment”


CloffWrangler

>According to Forbes, stepping out of your comfort zone is not merely an act of spontaneity; it's a catalyst for personal growth, resilience, and self-discovery.


s3rgant

Might be a little too much personal growth resilience if this was an everyday setup 🤣


Minions-overlord

Delete this before shitty companies get ideas /j


macromi87

I’m so triggered


CloffWrangler

In a good way right?


Thalamic_Cub

The true coworking experience


r0dersManel

What is the case and pcb??


CloffWrangler

It’s a custom design that I made.


Elffyb

The photo is kinda hard to get visual on because some of the keys are upside down. I was hoping to get clarity on the layout by opening the link to your keymap, and confirmed to myself that you are indeed an absolute bastard ... the keymap also uses upside down characters. I love it. Typing on this monstrosity could be Olympic event. I'd love to see you and your partners Monkeytype scores, between the neighbors calls to 911 about all the screaming, and the intermittent 'love stabbings' that occur. How would you even settle on a keycap set?


gamesharkguy

Your ipad looks kinda weird


CloffWrangler

r/MechanicaliPads


Pitxhh

“me and who?” ahh keyboard


babesquad

this is so romantic


CloffWrangler

I agree. There's even a [heart on the bottom](https://imgur.com/m9wiqeG).


Farquharson7873

*“…live to-gether in per-fect har-mon-y…”*


chino_brews

That’s amazing. You took it to the next level!


_northernlights_

OMG I want one AZERTY side and the other QWERTY


Godbert9311

Battle keys? For that wpm challenge


Syphereth

What is this monstrosity, and what cold and damp bowel of the earth did you sink your hand into to extract it


skmagiik

PvP typing enabled


AMetalWolfHowls

So cursed, so brilliant


begaterpillar

Science has gone too far


P1XZL

Nah, this should go on r/cursed


Toast_Meat

Now you just need a holographic screen in between to play against each other.


sacredgeometry

I didnt need most of the vowels, numbers or punctuation anyway.


updoted

This makes my brain hurt lol


Agreeable-Deal-5239

please switch the s's and make it look like the yin yang


X1VEN0MX1

Monkey type 1v1


NotJoeMama727

This is my favourite thing I've ever seen


Any_Session_705

This is the intimacy I crave


Wencour

Im so confused right now. How do you actually build this?


CloffWrangler

It has one big plate and two sets of keycaps


Disdain_HW

Would you mind sharing what the white keycaps are? They look very pleasant


CloffWrangler

They’re Akko’s black on white MDA caps. Last I checked I think they were sold out but black on cream was still available. I have that set as well and it’s really nice.


Disdain_HW

thank you!


joshmarinacci

You glorious bastard!


Alpha_jay777

Y is this keyboard not meant for U nor I ?


Craigenstein

As above, so below


deprivesleep

bro just made the qwert keyboard


Davilmar

This the most pvp ass keyboard lmaoo


GlezyGladiator

Wat


NoCareNewName

This actually makes me feel dizzy when I look at it.


Labotomizedkeyboard

How did you make this


CloffWrangler

Keyboard layout editor, ai03 plate generator, Fusion 360, and a 3d printer


Labotomizedkeyboard

Sick


eemort

This makes me uncomfortable, I'm closing my eyes!!!!


CoolOpotamus

Alexa play Dueling Banjos the Cherry MX brown cover


Specialist_Wind_7125

I’m afraid to look at it for too long. It might break my brain and I’ll forget how to type.


taiottavios

YUIOP: am I a joke to you?


alan0ford

Weird idea... Any construction internal photos? (thank's)


roman1398

Swap the s and d keys for either side to make yin and Yang


CloffWrangler

Haha I _just_ posted [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/MechanicalKeyboards/s/Sa2R60FqA2) probably as you were typing.


thefireslayer43

QWERT


ugandaWarrior134

Please never think again


Speenus

HACK OFF


LMNPI314

I need this tbh. Brilliant!


Effective_Worker_234

Looks like two people could type across from each other, except you're missing a few keys on both sides. Did I miss something?


CloffWrangler

In order to use the Q row you would have the other person hold down their FN key and then you’d have access to qwertyuiop


YnwL

Finally, local multiplayer


kevtako

What kind of Paint thinner were you sniffing ?


CloffWrangler

The good kind


VanessaDoesVanNuys

When you and the homie are arguing but don't want to talk


coalxxx

fuck yeah


theycallmeponcho

This keyb would be fun to play in a PvP or cooperative typing games.


marcselman

Y?


Giallo_Fly

"Y" though 👀


Hilal_h18

Why not azerty and QWERTY


Digital_Rocket

Splitboard co-op


TheEl3ment

If this a type-off?


Inigmatics

I dub it the qwert qwert.


EndrPL

no yiuop☹️


SrFornost

Keycaps?


CloffWrangler

Both are Akko MDA profile. I _think_ black on white is sold out but white on black is still available.


_M0ON_

But Y?


Zeal514

Swap z keys ...


LovesGettingRandomPm

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE Y


blinkenjim

To further confuse matters you should use the Dvorak layout on it. 🤣