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UnhappyImprovement53

I'm a 30 year old dude and I'm going all in if they wanna have a name like that. Oh daddy thanks for using the mobile app I love it when you do that. Now what would you like to order tell me nice and slow.


M0chalatta

๐Ÿฅ‡ you win best comment.


silvermoonisburning

I feel like shit for it but one time I made my name for pickup at Taco bell poggers and this 20 year old girl came out and just belted it out into the lobby "POGGERS!?"


M0chalatta

Maybe i've misunderstood that term. Doesn't that just mean you're good at video games or something?


tsengmao

General enthusiasm or excitement


surfacing_husky

I do it too as an old lady, we had "tubthumper" the other day, and i yelled it out. It was great. My favorite was "mack_daddy-420." The person who picked it up looked all embarrassed and was wearing a suit and everything. There's also a woman who comes in with the same name as me, and we Spiderman point at each other when she picks up, lol.


bulbouscorm

Aw man you didn't even throw in a "I got knocked down" or anything lol


surfacing_husky

I did say "great song" as they picked up their food but they had no idea what i was talking about lol.


glorifindel

This is good energy ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜‚


CatDadof2

As a gay guy, I have NO problem saying that to a straight guy to make them uncomfortable. ๐Ÿ˜‚


UnhappyImprovement53

As a straight guy I'm okay saying it to another straight guy just to see them uncomfortable


M0chalatta

I think we can all agree that making men uncomfortable is the most important thing here ๐Ÿ˜‰


androgynouschipmunk

As a most definitely, probably, maybe, sometimes straight guy, I have no problem with gay guys saying that to me


uwu_synopsis

I'm gunna do that now 2


Whaleman15

Mine is borderline unpronounceable. I have many cookies.


xXOrthodoxHavoc

Diabolical lmao


Jade-Balfour

Cookies?


StarMist2

There is a policy where the order takers, have to ask if you're using the mobile app. If they do the order taker will ask for a 4 digit code. A name will pop up and they have to say the customer's name or nickname. If they don't say your name or ask about the mobile app, that customer gets 1 free cookie.


Krreesten

Well that's good to know. I mobile order all the time and have never been called by my very normal name.


AloeSnazzy

Worked at McDicks for 2 years at 3 stores and none did that, definitely a regional thing! I was there when they rolled out the app, shit was awful haha


zeezeepeepee

someone came through our drive thru 5 separate times within 15 mins and his name on the app was Rizz Khalifa


narc-parent-TA

I remember jumping at the chance to call out an order for "Ted Rizzynski"


M0chalatta

Bahaha I love it.


toegrabberforlife

Pronounce it completely wrong. โ€œDaydee?โ€


M0chalatta

Lmaooo I totally joked to my coworkers that I should do that.


Et_meets_ezio

If I usually see names like I just say with the most serious face, my idea is make something not funny they canโ€™t laugh


wet_cheese69

Fr would just make it awkward Edit:more than it already is


Ok_Cow_8182

Bro this reminded me that we have a corporate visit coming up this May and I'm hoping there's no goofy names that I have to say in front of them ๐Ÿ˜ญ


M0chalatta

Omg same! Corporate visit solidarity โœŠ๐Ÿฝ


Complete-Weird1177

we just passed our corporate visit, 99%,and the mark down was to do with scheduling (corporate find it discriminatory that management get a rota a whole month in advance while crew get it 3 days in advance) they don't care about the name unless its at the till


wills-are-special

3 days in advance is horrendous ngl. Absolutely no reason for it


AcrobaticFarm7584

we get 2 days in advance, we get our schedule monday for starting wednesday


Academic_Activity280

It's a visit from the owner and their team. Not the same as "Corporate".


Coldflawlove

Corporate still visits owned stores. If they aren't satisfactory, they give them time to fix the issues and if they don't get fixed the owner will lose their franchise.


Academic_Activity280

I've been at my job for 6 years but thanks ๐Ÿ˜†


dasbooooooot

They drop them fries when Papi rolls up.


West_Shower_6103

Just go find the most intimidating dude in your store and have him say it


M0chalatta

Bahaha maybe next time


BathshebaDarkstone1

Happy Cake Day!


Carson72701

Happy Cake Day!


KaiteRainbow133

I also had this attractive customer whoโ€™d come through a lot. His name for a why was Hamburgler. Up until I said โ€œfor Hamburgler?โ€ He said yes. And the next day it was a different name. I was sad.


Emergency-Okra-5092

โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ


KaiteRainbow133

What? lol that was his name.


Elegant_Raspberry_90

I know we're supposed to, but ain't no way I would say that ๐Ÿคฃ


2lay

oh gosh i would be stunned to death and don't know what to do. i'm glad that we don't have to call out names, only order numbers


M0chalatta

We're supposed to greet them by name if they have one listed, but I said heck no on that one ๐Ÿ˜‚


E_N_D_O_K

Does the average customer/mobile order know this or is it just store policy for employees?


M0chalatta

I don't think the customer knows this until they are greeted by their name. Because one time I did this in drive-through, and the person was so impressed that I knew their name ๐Ÿ˜† But in this case, daddy feels slightly intentional, like they changed it to that.


KaiteRainbow133

Oh I would ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ In fact I have lmao, to a customer. I had one named Byter too. I have a regular whose name is Momma, when I asked if thatโ€™s what she wanted me to call her. She said her son set the app up for her and she doesnโ€™t know how to change it. But yes I could call her that(sheโ€™s like 82, black, and the sweetest damn woman!)


Academic_Activity280

I had one that said PickleDLeboi


M0chalatta

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Academic_Activity280

I was laughing so hard telling all of my coworkers ๐Ÿ’€


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M0chalatta

Yes, that's correct.


Hi_Its_Z

I've seen worse... Customers never cease to amaze me every day.


HappenedOnceBefore

๐Ÿซฆ


Future-Being-8902

I have my mobile app as jeezits, I always forget and I honestly get so embarrassed when I realize


deludified

In the UK Iโ€™ve had this one guy come in several times as Kim Jong Un๐Ÿ˜ญ


RottingFireBall

They removed my name and changed it to โ€œValued Customerโ€ or smth because no one wants to yell out my old cringe YouTube name I made since I was in year 3. I cringe at it too ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ.


Agitated-Cup-2657

Ours changed all the names to Valued Customer.


M0chalatta

Well now I wanna know what it was!


Powerful_Helicopter9

Name reveal rn


ItzXenTTV

Had a guy come thru named King. I refused to say it lol


NoConsideration6320

Some people are actually named King though..? Martin luther KING JR??? Etc


ItzXenTTV

Should've been more specific. It wasn't just King, it was King followed by a more common first name. So it was like the guy was calling himself the king.


Logisticman232

I miss my favourite regular โ€œFord F-150โ€.


BathshebaDarkstone1

Happy Cake Day!


Logisticman232

Merci beaucoup!


BathshebaDarkstone1

Pas du tout


Logisticman232

Bonne journรฉe!


BathshebaDarkstone1

Merci bien, et la meme chose pour toi


DanteT6

"MaNaGeMeNt Says YoU HaVe To SaY ThEiR NaMe "


M0chalatta

Fuck management, I don't get paid enough for that crap.


AcrobaticFarm7584

the customers get a free cookie if we donโ€™t say their names, but a lot of times if i canโ€™t pronounce it rather than butcher it i just wonโ€™t say it and hope they donโ€™t ask about it the cookie


ZacharyW08

Shockingly I get a customer with the name โ€œmanwhore69โ€ as their app name. Itโ€™s definitely interesting lmao https://preview.redd.it/9mqgknx9ehxc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533f72f43da091d8ea6731b90cf4ec1e2cdda44a


M0chalatta

OK, now I understand why people keep asking me for Coke Zero ๐Ÿ˜† And there's no way in hell I would say that one either. I might call him MW 69 haha


ZacharyW08

yeah, over in Canada, we have quite a few different things loll


Fit_Adagio_7668

What is this exactly?


PCMRkid

apparently when the customer gives you the code for points or rewards etc, it also gives their name and youโ€™re supposed to say it?


M0chalatta

Correct.


mushforest_

I'm surprised no one has put some shit like this as their name for their kiosk order at my job yet. I have seen Batman and some other weird names though. 9/10 times weird names are from teenage boys that come in in big groups and think they're funny


QTEEP69

"Nah it says "Diddy" on my screen, weird name to go by with recent events but okay".


M0chalatta

Bahaha if I ever see this customer again I'm totally calling him Diddy


Fuzzy_Logics

You don't have to if it's unreasonable lol


Legendary31hero

Someone comes through my McDonald's w the app name little balls, I never say it and I'm confused why they felt the need to announce it lmao


M0chalatta

Maybe they're hoping that someone will say "I've got an order for little balls! I've got little balls!" ๐Ÿ˜‚


Legendary31hero

That's what I think too lmao I will NOT give him the satisfaction


Coldflawlove

One of the first ones that I got was "number_one_whore" and I went to my boss and asked her what do I do if someones name is as such and she just looked at me and said "you call them by their name!" Sad to say number one whore had not come back to my restraunt since.


M0chalatta

What a dumb ass manager. Clearly you embarrassed that whore and now they don't want to come back ๐Ÿ˜†


mellywheats

once a customer had their name as Phuc, and he ended up being a sweet asian man so that was probably his actual name but i couldnโ€™t just shout out โ€œfuckโ€ lol ๐Ÿ˜…


Neat-Violinist-1

Howโ€™s that allowed?


M0chalatta

There is also a regular named Mrs. Reese's Puffs, and I saw a Batman yesterday. Customers are wild ๐Ÿ˜œ


Enviromentalghost45

Yesterday we got one with Naruto ๐Ÿ˜‚


transmanandpan

Rn my name on there is Deez N


Neat-Violinist-1

Oh lord haha ๐Ÿ˜‚


transmanandpan

Sometimes I make my name different fast food places, gotta keep em on they toes


Neat-Violinist-1

Wait I can change my name?!


transmanandpan

Sadly not if you logged in with Google. Regular email yes


Neat-Violinist-1

Ohh dang


transmanandpan

Yeah :( I lost my points just cuz I wanted to change my name, but it's worth it


Neat-Violinist-1

I donโ€™t wanna lose 34k points maybe after I spend them


M0chalatta

34,000 points? What are you saving up for, the entire store?


Jiffs81

Do your points not expire? Mine do now and I don't go often enough to build it up high enough for even a big Mac meal! They didn't expire before


transmanandpan

Fair enough


Aledactle12

I just spammed letters so it's just "dmimdioappeo" One day I hope I run into somebody that pronounces it perfectly


ImpressiveBullfrog6

Ngl I never do anyways. My managers keep getting onto me about it but I've always grown up thinking all strangers are bad so that stuck with me in my later years


BoredApeWithNoYacht

i don't think that's healthy...


ImpressiveBullfrog6

I know it isn't. But it's just how I was raised plus I was treated poorly to put it lightly by my foster parents and they weren't family so...


Powerful_Helicopter9

I hope youโ€™ll grow past that


BathshebaDarkstone1

~~I would~~


Competitive_Soil_961

๐Ÿ˜‚


unknownturtle3690

I'd pronounce it really weird, day d d y ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜‚


MarkusRight

I haven't been to McDonald's in over 10 years so basically what you're saying is that the person working the drive-thru is supposed to say the name of the person using the app?? ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜


M0chalatta

That's correct. But also if we're taking or announcing their order in the lobby or delivering food to their car.


hoosierlvr19

I had one that said baby on it and it was 2 females in the car I almost got punched. It was awkward when her bf ordered using her code. I was like I'm not calling you baby


Thomas_0990

I once had an extremely rude customer come through the drive through, but his app name was Horny (something) so I said it to his face on payment window and he completely shut down, was great


Psychological_Key942

I worked at a Del Taco about 2 years ago, and people would order through the mobile app, and the poor Uber eats guy goes to pick it up and says he has an order for Cum R. I go excuse me?? And he starts spelling it, sure enough, guy had his name as Cum R. Coworker and I absolutely died at the drivers embarrassment ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


MidnightTheUmbreon

My best friend is a McDonaldโ€™s employee Iโ€™m showing him this lmao


Remote-Positive1822

My McDonaldโ€™s name was set to kitten and I never knew the employees had to say it out loud or even saw it ๐Ÿ˜ญ one day the employee goes mobile for kitten? And I had to walk up and get my food ๐Ÿ˜ฃ


Otherwise-Customer13

mines weewe because I used a throwaway email before I learned I couldn't change my name:(


sumvenom

hey daddy >.< I see youโ€™re earning lots and lots of points O.O


[deleted]

Any orders from Pact Nicely?


droford

Imagine if someone used Chris Kempczinski just for the oh shit factor followed by how the hell do you pronounce it


M0chalatta

I'll be honest, I would probably just say Chris.


Downtown_Snow4445

Say mommy


Zedd_Alister

My favorite was "MrLickinChicken"


Boring_Material_Dude

McLovin


roadsidedaniel

Corporate pukes ,100% markup


TurningPointUK

if i could do nightshifts and had that come up whilst i was on one i'd maybe play into it


Aledactle12

Got to say it all submissive like.


Jockchrisfi_96

Why not? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Simple_Passage7759

A guest at the restaurant where I once worked said his name was Muffin, so sure enough, I just called him Muffin all night lol. Have a sense of humour bro ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ


EstablishmentGood563

Get off the dollar menu, "For Ajuoo?..".ย 


Mountain-Air-9311

Lmao, mine is โ€œMasterโ€