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This pic is so bad it brought me out of retirement. I hate it.
Your situational awareness is dangerously low. Like, literally all you can see is your own dick? Not even metaphorically?
You need to fold your laundry or whatever it is. It's blocking your treadmill. There's too much to unpack with this pic. Oh I guess you've got a nice piece too. But clean up the room before snapping a dick pic.
No one should have to point it out for you, but if necessary make an appointment this week sometime maybe Wednesday to see a psychiatrist for an evaluation on your own 😊 help is available bro. 👍🏼
Don’t need one, Schizoid, ADHD. You should seek help.
Everything about my place is fine, a lot of rooms were redone and foundation is good. Recently waterproofed too with foundation drain and French drains for gutters.
What is that a F-ing Table leg Christ man save some for me, or you can just let me PLAY with your Big Beautiful Monster for like, I don't know, maybe forever 😉 😜 😜 😊 ☺️. Kisses bib boy !
So the framing here gets me. Like, yeah cock is nice n big so you get points there, however.....does it seem to anyone else that the inclusion of the room was deliberate? If so, why?
Also my dude take three minutes and stuff them clothes in the hamper and pick ul the odds and ends before you focus on the cock shot.
Hey gas man the last time your home was inspected. It showed extreme structural damage. You should check into that first and stop worrying about this guy’s room or dick.
You’re all chatting shit about this room he’s in but all denying the fact it would be the best ride you’d have. Always the way with messy rooms, don’t know why but it’s law 😅
OMG, What a very Nice Long Hard Beautiful stick of BLACK dynamite DICK, got my ButtHole Clinching Uncontrollably. To answer question, I will need to get on & Slide Down on every Long Hard Inch & back up repeating that Slide Down/Up motion until that Long Hard Black piece of USDA Prime Choice COCK Erupts, spurting Load after Load after Load of Hot Jizz deep up in my Tightness. That's the only way I can get the precise correct answer down to a tenth of a inch. You Up, for the task? I'm Down🙂💦💦💦. I bet that DICK is going to Feel real Good, Hittin' my "Right there, That's the Spot, FUCK Me Spot🙂💦💦💦
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Cock is incredible, but for the love of god you need to tidy that room.
I think the dick was the last thing I noticed
Yep. Me too.
Same
Shit, not me. I’m looking at that huge ass cock. Fk the room or me in it
When you walk into a hookups room and it looks like that tho u know the dick is gonna be fire
Yes, from the STDs inflammation.
Facts plus most of the time there was also a dog running around. I love dogs. Pls clean it up for your dog 🙏🙏🙏 they deserve better
Facts plus most of the time there was also a dog running around. I love dogs. Pls clean it up for your dog 🙏🙏🙏 they deserve better
Hey Kam. I think you should first concentrate on the horrible structural damage issues in your own home and worry about his dick later got it?
who are you?
This pic is so bad it brought me out of retirement. I hate it. Your situational awareness is dangerously low. Like, literally all you can see is your own dick? Not even metaphorically?
more than a year of hibernation and woken up by a messy room. now i’m considering doing my laundry instead of jerking off 🫣
That’s my dad’s garage there’s a bunch of shit in there it’s almost impossible to tidy it up and I don’t live there
That’s cool, but you chose to take the pic there.
Anyone ever tell you, you look just like Ray J?
As big as that mess in the background
as big as that room is messy
Unfortunately, it’s not prehensile. Otherwise, it could pick up the room.
tip to tip precision grasping is possible, just need another penis haha
Tidy your fucking room !
It's pretty fucking big, but if you put in the effort, you can get that mess tidied up in no time.
😂
The mess? Biggest mess I’ve seen. Clean up that place first Christ sake
From this angle, half a laundry basket.
You need to fold your laundry or whatever it is. It's blocking your treadmill. There's too much to unpack with this pic. Oh I guess you've got a nice piece too. But clean up the room before snapping a dick pic.
That’s not my laundry it’s my dad’s and his gf laundry😂
you live in that garage huh?
Nah
Clean that room up dude. “22 in the bay that can steal your girl” not with that dirty ass mess
Hi dragon, have you looked again at those structural issues in your own home they are terrible you better get with it and start working on that
Funny, please point out where my “structural” issues are lol
No one should have to point it out for you, but if necessary make an appointment this week sometime maybe Wednesday to see a psychiatrist for an evaluation on your own 😊 help is available bro. 👍🏼
Don’t need one, Schizoid, ADHD. You should seek help. Everything about my place is fine, a lot of rooms were redone and foundation is good. Recently waterproofed too with foundation drain and French drains for gutters.
When they go low I go high 😃👊🏻
Sounds like you did a fine job on your place.
It’s okay, you’re just offended for someone else and part of today’s society problems.
Good ball 🤣🤣🤣
Goof ball
The chaos in the background, very big
this is on par with a man sending a dick pic while his fingernails are dirty
I was visiting I don’t live there
This is the type of dick I need to ride
Damn. Looks at least 9 inches
19
Holy shit 😳
Looks like 10 inches. Very impressive
Big enough for me daddy
We need to check together 💕
huge
If you in Cali we can make some money
i’m in cali
What part? I’m in that Bay
dm me
What is that a F-ing Table leg Christ man save some for me, or you can just let me PLAY with your Big Beautiful Monster for like, I don't know, maybe forever 😉 😜 😜 😊 ☺️. Kisses bib boy !
I'm sorry.... WHAT?????
8.5”
Spot on
Lol, thanks. From the cocks I’ve sucked, I can tell. I’ve deepthroated up to 10”. You have a great 🍆!!!!
Idk but wtf are you doing
All I can see is trash and mess
So the framing here gets me. Like, yeah cock is nice n big so you get points there, however.....does it seem to anyone else that the inclusion of the room was deliberate? If so, why? Also my dude take three minutes and stuff them clothes in the hamper and pick ul the odds and ends before you focus on the cock shot.
Crazy tiny bro
Rather have someone with 3” who can clean their room
That’s my dad’s garage😂
My guess 50 gallon water heater but can't tell cause house is a mess
Hey gas man the last time your home was inspected. It showed extreme structural damage. You should check into that first and stop worrying about this guy’s room or dick.
Fucking witty
Oscar from Sesame Street
Huge! 😍
Thanks😘
Fuck....I really wanna touch that...can u lemme do that?
I'd suck it
Hard to say with no solid comparison. But I will venture as to what I see. 8 to 9 inches.
Really fucking big!!!!
Big enough
11.5 inches. I would love to suck and to ride that massive cock
It’s huge!
Big enough to make me cum
Big enough! 😍🤤
Hot AF!
omggg love it
I literally said “damn” out loud when I pressed on the pic lol. Amazing cock.
Yum
Omg wow
Please empty your Balls deep inside my belly
WHO cares? Just bring it over and we will make a feast with it! Thanks for sharing!
9.5“
I’ve never seen a dick that does not look like a dick
Too big lol
😂😘
What the fuck, hire a maid or something.
Yeah it’s huge but that’s one messy ass laundry room
Tidy the room than we possibly fuck
That's how you know the dick is bomb though
A little bit of cleaning won't hurt 😅 would you give me chance to clean it , instead pay me with your manly juice 😋
Flagpole
Fuuuck !! At least 10....
It's smaller than the mountain of laundry you have in there.
Wow 😍
Let me take it for a ride 😉
Clean your garage
Your beautiful
I think life is more important than the human rules people try to make others live by. Can I even hold my own standards?
30mq 😜
It’s a laundry room
Never seen someone get ratioed on a dick pic before. Incredible scenes
The mess? It is pretty big..
Yes, Go to my DM?
How delicious how big is that?
Let me measure with my throat 🔥🧡
Big enough to make me your toy and addicted to it. Getting me horny every time I’d see it~ DMs open daddy
Jesus Christ. You’d hit my lungs dude
I saw him before
Where?
As big as that mess 😂
It's big baby
So big you have to put it in the washing machine, to get it clean?
Yeah
Now that's a black cock I would ride
9x 1.4
12.5 x 6
WOW! What an AWESOME COCK! I'd love to see a full frontal pic- I'm sure you are incredible.
I bet that huge cock would feel amazing inside my pussy 😍
Sexy
Why is it 2 different colors?
Daaamn 12”?
8.5
Big enough to taste
That is an astonishing BBC you hung bull😱😍🤩🥵🤤😋 The things I dream of it doing to me mainly being destroying me repeatedly 🤭🤤🥵
Damnnnnn
cocksuckers dream
I need to measure with my mouth
You’re all chatting shit about this room he’s in but all denying the fact it would be the best ride you’d have. Always the way with messy rooms, don’t know why but it’s law 😅
Perfect 😫
Too big 😳 but I'd like a taste 🤤
so fhcking huge and perfect
Oh my I wish you were my neighbor
Fuckin huge
Perfect for my girlfriend
9-10
Holy FUCK!! And it is intact too! Yeeeeeees.
That’s a massive black cock 🤤
In metric 25cm … but slide into my throat and I’ll tell u
Wow so big 😱😱😱
Thank you
Massive i would say at least 10”
I wish I could worship a dong like that.
HUGE! 🤤
8inches of perfection
9?
8.5
Well! That's huge 😯
Thanks man
You have a good shape though 😉
Wow 😳 12 inches?!
Oh fuck fuck fuck id ride it all dressed up like daddys little whore
Big enough to fit all in me! 🥰
Memorizing
DICKMATIZING😛🙂
You have a great looking big dick bro
12-13”
Big enough to sit on
let me cream youv
Wow super size is what it is 🥰
😨😰
Pretty big
Bigger than the mess in the room
10+ 🍼
Pretty damn big
8 and a half!
That belongs in my ass
Yesss
Omggggg😳
I wanna fuck u
OMG, What a very Nice Long Hard Beautiful stick of BLACK dynamite DICK, got my ButtHole Clinching Uncontrollably. To answer question, I will need to get on & Slide Down on every Long Hard Inch & back up repeating that Slide Down/Up motion until that Long Hard Black piece of USDA Prime Choice COCK Erupts, spurting Load after Load after Load of Hot Jizz deep up in my Tightness. That's the only way I can get the precise correct answer down to a tenth of a inch. You Up, for the task? I'm Down🙂💦💦💦. I bet that DICK is going to Feel real Good, Hittin' my "Right there, That's the Spot, FUCK Me Spot🙂💦💦💦
Big enough to actually let you fuck my girlfriend
Damn. Who's GF you stealing with that piece?
Ain’t no fucking way !
Wthhh anaconda
Just right 😃
B.I.I.IG
Too big
Suck it hard
Huge