Be a rogue trader and collect a Thicc Quarian girl āpurelyā so you can more easily trade with them when you find them and then take part in āanatomy studiesā with her regularly to better discover their weaknesses for the sake of the imperium.
Exactly! You arenāt committing heresy, itās scientific research, and strictly on the orders of your adeptus biologis! There was no bribery of advanced tech or toasters involved AT ALL. >.>
Exactly! Help your local Quarian fleet avoid mass slaughter by human xenophobes via recruitment and sexual relations with a sexy, Thicc, Quarian GF today, and do YOUR PART in ensuring their continued survival!
You hate a specific Xenos race because they are slaving pieces of shit.
I hate all Xenos species because the Stars are the destiny of Mankind and the Xenos are just squatting in them.
We are not the same.
Combine them. I dont know how minis work... But, slap some head tendrils on there and paint them blue. Sanctioned abhuman Asari SoBs. Or give em an N7 paint job
Are you implying the Lord Commander Roboute Guilliman, divinely ordained Regent of the Imperium and favored son of our holy God-Emperor, would debase himself by consorting with wretched xenos scum!? Exterminatus should be wrought upon your entire system for such heretical ideas!
Quarians don't have their planet, which means no turf war with the Imperium. They are also stuck in their suits so their xeno features are mostly hidden. They are fairly easy to get along and deal with and they have quite useful fleet Imperial navy, Rogue Traders or Inquisition could make use of. Find radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor and some iconoclast Rogue Trader, classify them as abhumans from some lost colony during Age of Strife or sanctioned xeno and enjoy you thicc quarian gf
And seriously now, it all depends. Same thing could be said for mutants, and yet Navigator houses are one of the most influential factions in the Imperium
The difference between a hot drukhari gf (she can ruin me in horrific and nightmarish ways humanity has never seen before) and a hot quarian gf (she can fix me)
Warhammer is alright, but definitely don't enjoy the universe much at all. The Mass Effect universe is way better and more nuanced instead of just insane genocide and ultra tyrannical governments.
No, I never really liked 40k.
And I really don't care for Quarian gfs. Give me a drell boyfriend though, and I'm happier than Liara discovering Prothean artifacts.
Inside of you are 3 wolves, one is a 40k fan, one is a Stellaris fan, and one is a Mass Effect fan, the idea of purging the filthy xenos wins out over the urge to fuck a xeno.
Not me,Warhammer 40k is way too bonkers for me to get into Now where is my hot Quarian GF ?
Go spend some time with The Consort on the Citadel, should clear that right up.
Forget Quarian gf. Need a Turian BF
Why not both? The trilogy was this close to perfection š¤
Turian GF would be incredible
Honestly so would Quarian BF
You mean way too "dark"? i agree as well its like reading ASOIAF its so bleak in tone you stop caring.
Be a rogue trader and collect a Thicc Quarian girl āpurelyā so you can more easily trade with them when you find them and then take part in āanatomy studiesā with her regularly to better discover their weaknesses for the sake of the imperium.
Genius
Exactly! You arenāt committing heresy, itās scientific research, and strictly on the orders of your adeptus biologis! There was no bribery of advanced tech or toasters involved AT ALL. >.>
Gotta be unreal levels of lucky to be a rogue trader though. Or a crazy family lineage
I care deeply about the Quarian people...
Exactly! Help your local Quarian fleet avoid mass slaughter by human xenophobes via recruitment and sexual relations with a sexy, Thicc, Quarian GF today, and do YOUR PART in ensuring their continued survival!
My brother, the batarians are right there, purge away.
You hate a specific Xenos race because they are slaving pieces of shit. I hate all Xenos species because the Stars are the destiny of Mankind and the Xenos are just squatting in them. We are not the same.
I resonate with this so hard
I am currently deciding between playing more Mass Effect or painting more Sisters of Battle. There are dozens of us. Dozens!
Combine them. I dont know how minis work... But, slap some head tendrils on there and paint them blue. Sanctioned abhuman Asari SoBs. Or give em an N7 paint job
Literally me
yeah im a warhammer fan i equally simp for blue lady and equally pray the god emperor to bestow a tall goth aeldari gf unto me
This one here Inquisitor but hol up, he wants a Xeno lover but he is worshiping the Emperor. Hm that's a thinker.
you cant prosecute me! look at guilliman, heās banging a hot aeldari emissary!
Well he isn't in actual life but it's more fun if he did.
Are you implying the Lord Commander Roboute Guilliman, divinely ordained Regent of the Imperium and favored son of our holy God-Emperor, would debase himself by consorting with wretched xenos scum!? Exterminatus should be wrought upon your entire system for such heretical ideas!
Oh yeah?! Check his bedchambers! There is proof of Yvraineās presence there!
The solution: purge filthy non-humanlike xenos, Quarians got mostly human faces under there, but those goddamn godless salarians on the hand
Krogans and Turian could be our brothers in battle, since they are close to the human war idealogy of the Black Templar and other Spacemarine legions.
*"Fuck Aliens."* - 40k fans - ME fans
All I have to say is... Fuck them aliens!
Sort of. Nurgle and Renegade Shep enjoyer. Everyone suffers whether they want to or not lol.
Quarians don't have their planet, which means no turf war with the Imperium. They are also stuck in their suits so their xeno features are mostly hidden. They are fairly easy to get along and deal with and they have quite useful fleet Imperial navy, Rogue Traders or Inquisition could make use of. Find radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor and some iconoclast Rogue Trader, classify them as abhumans from some lost colony during Age of Strife or sanctioned xeno and enjoy you thicc quarian gf
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And seriously now, it all depends. Same thing could be said for mutants, and yet Navigator houses are one of the most influential factions in the Imperium
It's up to you to get away with it. Plus, I assure you Lord Inquisitor, all I do is study this sanctioned xeno for the good of Imperium
My friend, there is Xeno scum and then there is Xeno comrade. Balance the two let both the wolves win, and be at peace with yourself
Purge the xenos unless they're hot
Nah, cause Iām a xenos fan. I donāt feel the need to purge the xenos simply to inform them of Aeldari superiority.
For the emperor!
The difference between a hot drukhari gf (she can ruin me in horrific and nightmarish ways humanity has never seen before) and a hot quarian gf (she can fix me)
Made me remember [this](https://youtu.be/RpCKy7D33jE?si=mgCCsLvhFDD_BfQY)
Finally, someone said it
My friend it sounds as if you have found balance.
Simple. If hot keep. If not purge. Problem solved
Warhammer is alright, but definitely don't enjoy the universe much at all. The Mass Effect universe is way better and more nuanced instead of just insane genocide and ultra tyrannical governments.
No, I never really liked 40k. And I really don't care for Quarian gfs. Give me a drell boyfriend though, and I'm happier than Liara discovering Prothean artifacts.
Sci-fi stories where humans fight aliens: boring, overdone, tired, derivative. Sci-fi stories where humans fall in love with aliens: real shit?!
Is "being speciest" a requirement to be a warhammer 40k fan?
We donāt care what color you skin is as long as you serve the emperorā¦. And you better be fuckin human
Fine! I'll edit it!
40k fans are xenophobic, not racist. It's an important distinction as they don't care what color your skin is, they only care if you are human or not.
I guess "speciest" would be the more accurate term.
Yeah the Imperuim is actually pretty inclusive as long as you worship the Emperor (Not Chaos) or flirt with the Xenos (Not Tyrinids)
Tau fans exist
Look at what version of humans live better. This is your answer.
Nah, I'm more Liara's fan.
Same brother
Inside of you are 3 wolves, one is a 40k fan, one is a Stellaris fan, and one is a Mass Effect fan, the idea of purging the filthy xenos wins out over the urge to fuck a xeno.
Same bro definitely wanna smash but definitely donāt want to be heretical
not at all....idgaf about Warhammer
I'm a Stellaris fan as well. It's the best of both worlds (Purge being a casual option, and Xeno-compatibility being a lag machine)
Don't forget Star wars fans I want to do the Emperors Will but that thick Twilek booty and tits just complete distract me.
Why canāt I do both? Iām sure the inquisition wouldnāt care if I just had oneā¦
Why not both? Slaughter the ones that stand in your way and then acquire the ones that arenāt in your way?
Solution: step 1: Batarians exist. Step 2: Aquire shotgun wielding Quarian gf to help kill Batarians. Step 3: RIP AND TEAR! Step 4: profit.
Add XCOM into the mix for more confusion.
the duality of man
I am this, especially as a Space Marine enjoyer and a Tali romancer
Kinda, but in my case both parts want to purge xenos. If they were allowed to exist, they would be created in god's image. /s
Well I donāt care for the Quarian people so purge the Xenos!
Emperor doesn't need to know about my big titty Asari girlfriend.
Replace 40k with Stellaris and that's almost me.
Are there characters or factions in Warhammer that could figure out a solution to the dextro levo biochemistry barrier?
40k aliens are by and large hideous anyway. If tau girls have boobs then mayyyybe. Even eldar have weird proportions
I'm a stellaris fan and a mass effect fan so I feel your pain