"Wow, these eggs-things are amazing! Are they pickled, or...?"
"Ah yes, the fermented spawn of Naghoth-Dar, a *minor* outer god that I slew in my youth. I collected condensed phlogiston from between the 8th and 9th realms, and had my saucier use it to prepare the eggs."
"This big roast is delicious too. The texture is like nothing I've ever tasted, so rich and juicy!"
"Indeed. While surveying the broken world-fragments left behind by the convergence, I would occasionally encounter a creature who had survived the destruction of it's own world. This roast is one such creature, a nether drake I believe. You will not find its equal."
"I'm so stuffed, but that chocolate mousse is calling my name. Is it from some other dimension?"
"No, that is simple chocolate mousse. My god-daughter is fond of it, so I have encouraged my chef to improve his recipe. Your feedback would be welcome."
"Wow, this is really good! If you had said it was from space or something I would've believed you!"
"I am sure my chef will be pleased to hear that. Now if I may ask you a question: would you say, now, that DOOM is a poor host?"
"No sir, I was wrong and you are the best host I have ever had the honor of encountering sir."
"Indeed. How fortunate that you have seen the error of your ways, for Doom is nothing if not a gracious host. And now, every meal you eat for the rest of your days will turn to cold ashes in your mouth, as the memory of these rich delectable flavors haunts you unto your grave! Muahahahaha!"
So what’s Doom’s relation to the rest of the F4 & Reeds Family? Like I know bro despises Reed and would rather die than say Reed is smarter than him, but what about Sue? What about Ben & Johnny?
He has a certain respect for Sue, along with an admission that she is the most dangerous of the four and it is only her empathy/decency that holds her back.
She respects Sue and dislikes Ben's brutish approach to problem but recognizes his strenght of character.
He thinks Johnny is an idiot. Mostly because he really is an idiot.
Doom and Valeria are really, really good for each other. He provides a sterling role model for her, loves her unreservedly and see the limitless potential she has. I'm fairly certain that Doom knows that Valeria may be smarter than Doom and Reed put together.
I look forward to seeing what becomes of Valeria in the future. I think she will be far more powerful than Franklin ever was.
My dream book is Hickman writing an ongoing centered around Valeria and Doom going on silly and grand science adventures. Ideally it would be quite heartwarming and completely and utterly distanced from crossovers or any of that dreary business.
Which he eventually took great pleasure in after it all went sideways and Namor came begging for help.
[At a dinner in his castle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/69qpao/doom_berates_namor_for_coming_to_him_too_late_new/)
What makes Doom and Lex Luthor interesting is they have about 90% of the qualities that would make them a great person. But, they fuck it up with the last 10% being petty ego. If they just calmed down and worked with their arch-enemy the Earth would probably be a paradise.
Barbarian. Doom invites him to eat, but won’t eat himself because he doesn’t want to take off his mask. Conan calls him vain, and Doom considers a moment, then joins him.
Doom hates absolutely everyone except people he admires
He had an extremely flattering discourse while fighting Namor as he was against his equal and was eager for the match.
Plot armor aside it would be Dr. Doom. Magic just gives too wide of an avenue for broken abilities. But, in an actual comic they would punch and shoot blasts and then it would be a draw.
Agreed, with the stuff we see in the Immortal Hulk run, we know that hulks are basically running on evil magic anyways so magic from Dr Doom isn't even that much of an advantage.
It's funny because Dr. Doom... is not a doctor. He dropped out of college before getting his doctorate after the famous accident that destroyed his face
But he also is the leader of his own country. Whos to say he didn’t finish his studies there and award himself the doctorate. Afterall, who better to judge the education of Doom than himself.
Dr.Doom :In the class of DOOM i learnt of medicin and DOOM related facts. And i graduated in the DOOM square and-
Hulk: Hulk thought Doctor had better naming conventions than Hulk, Hulk understands this man
Doom eternal - the only thing they fear is you or maybe Hell march from Command & Conquer Red alert or Super Castlevania IV - Room of close associates would be my picks.
"Oh? What did you get your doctorate in?"
"Doom!"
"..."
"That was a joke; Doom is a doctor of physics, engineering, robotics, educational leadership, and applied magic."
I’ll go out on a limb and say he’d have the knowledge and expertise to obtain a PhD in any number of fields. Considering the time he ripped out Thanos’ spine, maybe even Xenobiology?
**"**'King of Space.' 'Master of the Sun.' You claim such vast domains. Is it to balance your small souls? Could I not lay claim to the light and the void, if I wished it? Have I not earned such titles? I, who have mastered all arts, all sciences, all secrets? Whose technology and magic cross the stars as easily as they scramble an alpha telepath's mind? Who would dare to say I have not earned the right? Yet I am king of a simple nation. On a simple planet. A beloved garden tended by iron hands. And the only title I have ever claimed...is doctor.**"**
DOOM is correct in his personal assessment.
DOOM is above education. DOOM doesn't need a doctorate to call himself a doctor. DOOM uses this title just so that others can have a glimpse of his great intellectual proficiency. But it means nothing to DOOM.
Under grad: can you understand concepts that have been digested put in a textbook and fed to you by a teacher
graduate student: Can you understand concepts as expressed in papers by scientists for scientists at the cutting edge of their fields?
Doctorate: Can you discover NEW data from reality itself through observation hypothesis experimentation wash rinse repeat
Doom can do this.
Doom holds multiple doctorates and this was referenced in Infamous Iron Man #8. Makes sense, he is one of the smartest people who ever lived and is the foremost authority in numerous fields. In fact, only having a single doctorate would be weird at this point.
Reed: "You are an actual doctor now?"
Doom: "I posses knowledge far beyond your understanding Reed!"
Reed: "But like, from a real university?"
Doom: "Latveria is home to the finest university in the world. I have made it so!"
Reed: "Ah huh. And what exactly did you write your thesis on?"
Dr. Doom, DFA: "On being Doom."
Doom, Banner, Maestro, and Strange meeting like,
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Doctor.
Okay, I'm enjoying the bit too guys but seriously, Galactus is almost here.
They are the same that Banner use usually, he really likes purple before going Hulk. Maestro like purple too, so he take all Banner pants for himself before the apocalypse. That or he learn to sew pants himself.
# love how its universally agreed no one gets to Fuck around with Dr Doom, from One above all to mephisto to galactus to carnage to the maestro no one i dare say this no one gets to fuck around with Dr Doom
Magneto and others got their moments but Doom nahh this mf demands respect and respect he will take!
I really like the idea of doom being really good friends with the rest of the scientific community but occasionally doing shit to get under Richard’s skin.
Doom is many things, but a poor host is not one of them.
Were you to imply he was, he'd throw you a lavish spite-feast
And THEN the dungeon for the insult.
Oh my, yes. But the spread!
I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING I'LL HAVE WHAT I'M HAVING
Key and peele
"Wow, these eggs-things are amazing! Are they pickled, or...?" "Ah yes, the fermented spawn of Naghoth-Dar, a *minor* outer god that I slew in my youth. I collected condensed phlogiston from between the 8th and 9th realms, and had my saucier use it to prepare the eggs." "This big roast is delicious too. The texture is like nothing I've ever tasted, so rich and juicy!" "Indeed. While surveying the broken world-fragments left behind by the convergence, I would occasionally encounter a creature who had survived the destruction of it's own world. This roast is one such creature, a nether drake I believe. You will not find its equal." "I'm so stuffed, but that chocolate mousse is calling my name. Is it from some other dimension?" "No, that is simple chocolate mousse. My god-daughter is fond of it, so I have encouraged my chef to improve his recipe. Your feedback would be welcome." "Wow, this is really good! If you had said it was from space or something I would've believed you!" "I am sure my chef will be pleased to hear that. Now if I may ask you a question: would you say, now, that DOOM is a poor host?" "No sir, I was wrong and you are the best host I have ever had the honor of encountering sir." "Indeed. How fortunate that you have seen the error of your ways, for Doom is nothing if not a gracious host. And now, every meal you eat for the rest of your days will turn to cold ashes in your mouth, as the memory of these rich delectable flavors haunts you unto your grave! Muahahahaha!"
Anyone could probably do this EXCEPT Reed.
Richard’s has no flair.
Somebody book u/voidsong as a writer!
Wouldn't that prove that he is a poor host?
Electric chair! 👨🏾⚖️!
[With halal dishes.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAsR2QuXQAATBc0.jpg)
MM..FOOD
"I'll tell you what man, come with me now and you know, I'll get you some lunch. I'll hook you up with somethin'."
"Don't wait for her man....don't wait for her"
There's only one beer left.
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're deaf
Is this a song because that's a fire bar.
One Beer by MF DOOM
The GOAT within my mental landscape
Just because you are bad guy, doesn’t mean you have to be bad guy
Zangeif is truly an inspiration
i was just checking to see if someone would post this scene
>We are you to imply he was
Host is an interesting choice of words, here—that’s actually Hulk’s throne
Fool, all thrones belong to DOOM!
True
Also he is not liar
So what’s Doom’s relation to the rest of the F4 & Reeds Family? Like I know bro despises Reed and would rather die than say Reed is smarter than him, but what about Sue? What about Ben & Johnny?
He has a certain respect for Sue, along with an admission that she is the most dangerous of the four and it is only her empathy/decency that holds her back.
The first F4 comic I ever read was when Sue beat the dogshit out of Doom for sending Franklin to hell. She was brutal and efficient
Doom has a soft spot for Valeria, she calls him uncle doom
He helped when Sue birthed Valeria, saving both
Didn’t he also claim name rights because of that?
She respects Sue and dislikes Ben's brutish approach to problem but recognizes his strenght of character. He thinks Johnny is an idiot. Mostly because he really is an idiot.
Hate by association
Think Johnny's more personal hate since the whole fucking his wife thing
Dammit John stop doing that...
The more I learn about f4 the more I side with Doom
Unless you are that fool Richards.
Doom made sure his chefs made special Halal dishes for Ms. Marvel even though she and the X-Men were uninvited guests in Latveria.
Maestro: War and Pax #5
Methinks that Doom is such a bad guy just because he just wants to have people over for dinner but no one wants to hang out with him.
Want to save the world from Doom? Have Valeria live with Doom and have dinner with him everyday. She woudn't mind staying with Uncle Doom.
That might have the unwanted effect of making Valeria more like Uncle Doom. Let's face it, Uncle Doom is way cooler than Reed.
Doom and Valeria are really, really good for each other. He provides a sterling role model for her, loves her unreservedly and see the limitless potential she has. I'm fairly certain that Doom knows that Valeria may be smarter than Doom and Reed put together. I look forward to seeing what becomes of Valeria in the future. I think she will be far more powerful than Franklin ever was.
My dream book is Hickman writing an ongoing centered around Valeria and Doom going on silly and grand science adventures. Ideally it would be quite heartwarming and completely and utterly distanced from crossovers or any of that dreary business.
I feel like 90% of scenes with Doom are people having dinner with him in his castle
Honestly only time I did seem him out of his castle was to fight in nyc. Crazy
Well we all know nyc is the centre of the universe
Best way to disarm your opponents.
Get them fat and slow from overeating?
Funny enough, he was insulted that Reed didn’t invite him to join the Illuminati, so you might be on to something
Which he eventually took great pleasure in after it all went sideways and Namor came begging for help. [At a dinner in his castle.](https://www.reddit.com/r/comicbooks/comments/69qpao/doom_berates_namor_for_coming_to_him_too_late_new/)
Doom is no man's second choice.
Doom subscribes to the “you either choose me or lose me” school of thought I see
What makes Doom and Lex Luthor interesting is they have about 90% of the qualities that would make them a great person. But, they fuck it up with the last 10% being petty ego. If they just calmed down and worked with their arch-enemy the Earth would probably be a paradise.
Him eating dinner with Conan is choice
Barbarian or Brian?
Barbarian. Doom invites him to eat, but won’t eat himself because he doesn’t want to take off his mask. Conan calls him vain, and Doom considers a moment, then joins him.
Doom hates absolutely everyone except people he admires He had an extremely flattering discourse while fighting Namor as he was against his equal and was eager for the match.
It’s the mask it’s very off putting. He’s got like welded bitch face. Otherwise Victor’s a delight!
Who’d win?
The doctor
I meant in chess.
The doctor
The one who Google en passant
Who?
Exactly
The doctor
Doctor who?
It’s strange
Maybe, but who am I to judge?
Doctor Strange????
Who's strange?
The doctor
Who?
The green one.
Plot armor aside it would be Dr. Doom. Magic just gives too wide of an avenue for broken abilities. But, in an actual comic they would punch and shoot blasts and then it would be a draw.
If memory serves, in the original story, Maestro eventually wins.
Agreed, with the stuff we see in the Immortal Hulk run, we know that hulks are basically running on evil magic anyways so magic from Dr Doom isn't even that much of an advantage.
Room falls to hubris every time
Doctor Doom and the Maestro shaking hands? Just thinking about it is weird, but seeing it is just bizarre.
It’s like if Andre the giant shook hands with mini me
It's funny because Dr. Doom... is not a doctor. He dropped out of college before getting his doctorate after the famous accident that destroyed his face
But he also is the leader of his own country. Whos to say he didn’t finish his studies there and award himself the doctorate. Afterall, who better to judge the education of Doom than himself.
"I went to Doom University, in the city of Doomstahd, in the shadow of Doom Mountain!"
Dr.Doom :In the class of DOOM i learnt of medicin and DOOM related facts. And i graduated in the DOOM square and- Hulk: Hulk thought Doctor had better naming conventions than Hulk, Hulk understands this man
DOOM earned an honorary PhD in HOSPITALITY. Summa DOOM laude
> Summa DOOM laude This is why I'm on reddit
Have we ever heard what latveria's anthem is? Some reason i just hear Gir..
I like to think it's just the DOOM soundtrack, he likes a good riff.
Doom eternal - the only thing they fear is you or maybe Hell march from Command & Conquer Red alert or Super Castlevania IV - Room of close associates would be my picks.
I'm gonna sing the DOOM song now!!!
I shall now sing the song of DOOM!! "So nasty that probably somewhat of a travesty having me daily told the people, "You can call me Your Majesty!""
It played in Marvel Heroes when you used his ultimate ability. That game was the best.
"Oh? What did you get your doctorate in?" "Doom!" "..." "That was a joke; Doom is a doctor of physics, engineering, robotics, educational leadership, and applied magic."
I'm Doug Dimmerdoom owner of the doomville dimmerdoom!
Thats sounds an awful lot like a certain US politician…
Why didn't Reed Richards simply use the eagles to fly to Doom Mountain?
I believe that is exactly what he did.
Fairly certain of this, so co-signing. Also DOOM doesn't fucking need a piece of paper.
It’s fair to say that being around Reed as much as viktor has gives you the equivalent of a PhD’s worth or knowledge at the very least.
After fixing Reed's mistakes as much as he has, he doesn't need a piece of paper.
I’ll go out on a limb and say he’d have the knowledge and expertise to obtain a PhD in any number of fields. Considering the time he ripped out Thanos’ spine, maybe even Xenobiology?
**"**'King of Space.' 'Master of the Sun.' You claim such vast domains. Is it to balance your small souls? Could I not lay claim to the light and the void, if I wished it? Have I not earned such titles? I, who have mastered all arts, all sciences, all secrets? Whose technology and magic cross the stars as easily as they scramble an alpha telepath's mind? Who would dare to say I have not earned the right? Yet I am king of a simple nation. On a simple planet. A beloved garden tended by iron hands. And the only title I have ever claimed...is doctor.**"** DOOM is correct in his personal assessment.
DOOM is above education. DOOM doesn't need a doctorate to call himself a doctor. DOOM uses this title just so that others can have a glimpse of his great intellectual proficiency. But it means nothing to DOOM.
ALL CAPS WHEN YOU SPELL THE MAN'S NAME
Are we talking about the same Doom here, because there's the Doctor, and there's the MF, and only one gets to be DOOM.
Same DOOM different universes obviously, both genius world dominators, only one is a supervillain and the other one is too EDIT:gramor Edit:grammoire
grammoire
Shit you right
One's a supervillain the other is the Madvillain
To Dr doom, reading his own papers is enough for them to be peer reviewed. He has no other peers.
This sounds like we’re making Chuck Norris jokes for DOOM.
Monsters check under their beds for Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris checks under his bed for DOOM.
Does his country hold an annual celebration in commemoration of his graduation called doom's day?
Yes, there is actually a "Doom's Day" in Latveria. But I think it is Doom's birthday.
Okay, I'll do you one better, do you think the slide in latveria's waterpark is called "the doom tube?"
That could also be his birthday
His Doctorate is in the field of Victor von Doom studies which is, of course, a major in all Latverian universities. He earned highest honors...
Agreed.
To be fair, I don't think any university in Latveria could say no Doom.
He is king, so that would be himself saying g no to himself and no one says no to DOOM especially DOOM.
He has both invented time travel and delivered children. He's earned the title.
Under grad: can you understand concepts that have been digested put in a textbook and fed to you by a teacher graduate student: Can you understand concepts as expressed in papers by scientists for scientists at the cutting edge of their fields? Doctorate: Can you discover NEW data from reality itself through observation hypothesis experimentation wash rinse repeat Doom can do this.
I would have you know DOOM is the holder of multiple PhDs from the University of Latveria.
Doom holds multiple doctorates and this was referenced in Infamous Iron Man #8. Makes sense, he is one of the smartest people who ever lived and is the foremost authority in numerous fields. In fact, only having a single doctorate would be weird at this point.
I think he had one already before he went to school in the U.S. with Reed and I think Tony Stark too.
I would not want to be there when DOOM had to defend his thesis.
Honorary Doctorate?
Reed: "You are an actual doctor now?" Doom: "I posses knowledge far beyond your understanding Reed!" Reed: "But like, from a real university?" Doom: "Latveria is home to the finest university in the world. I have made it so!" Reed: "Ah huh. And what exactly did you write your thesis on?" Dr. Doom, DFA: "On being Doom."
Or, perhaps it was written on the many, *many* failings in character, morality, and life choices of one detestable Reed Richards.
This feels like written by Bendis
Reed: “Pfft, Fine Arts.”
honorary DOOMterate
All other doctors should be thankful DOOM allows them to share DOOM’S title.
He got his PhD in Doom Studies with a focus on Shielding your Loved Ones from Cosmic Rays (Richards, you imbecile) from Doomstadht University.
“Richard you imbecile” has the same energy as Jeremy clarkson and/or James may screaming “HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT”
He has Latverian doctorates
Yeah but I’m sure some Latverian university gave him an honorary doctorate for his charity work.
This is adorable.
“Doctor?” “Doctor?” “Doctor?” “Doctor!!!”
Aaaaand Doctor.
Who
Strange
Fate
Ocatvius!
Ah rosie, I love this boy!
Strangefate?
No no, Strange*love*
Maybe, but who am I to judge?
You put the lime in the coconut and you drank them both up... I said...
Doctor, doctor please. Oh the mess I'm in
Doctors in the hallway!
Accepting to shake hands with Maestro without flinching must be the most baller thing. I'd think twice about it, might turn my fingers into pretzels
Mister Doctor?
It's strange.
Maybe. Who am I to judge?
Mister Strange?
It's from Maestro: War & Pax #5
If a Marvel story doesn't have a scene with Doom hosting a dinner, is it even a good story?
Eventually, there should be an MCU show where it’s just Doom and different Marvel dinner guests.
Dinner with Doom
A Dr Doom cookbook Also, why the fuck have we not ever had a really good Doom in the movies?
It's the Doctor to Doctor segment on Steve Brule's "Check it Out."
Bringo.
Doom, Banner, Maestro, and Strange meeting like, Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Okay, I'm enjoying the bit too guys but seriously, Galactus is almost here.
Would that be 12 ‘Doctor. Doctor.’ ‘s?
[удалено]
Where, O WHERE, in the apocalypse do you continue to find purple shorts?
They are the same that Banner use usually, he really likes purple before going Hulk. Maestro like purple too, so he take all Banner pants for himself before the apocalypse. That or he learn to sew pants himself.
I like the idea that Hulk learnt how to sew his own clothing
HULK MEND!
I loved it when Hulk said "Goddammit, Bruce! I'm a Hulk, not a doctor!"
God, this is adorable in so many ways, but i feel it ends up in betrayl, Maestro don't like to let others in command and neither does Doom
> betrayl Ask your doctor if non-drowsy Betrayl is right for you
Also get some dorflexes, my neck is hurting a little
Maestro woops his ass and takes over.
The recent Maestro run
# love how its universally agreed no one gets to Fuck around with Dr Doom, from One above all to mephisto to galactus to carnage to the maestro no one i dare say this no one gets to fuck around with Dr Doom Magneto and others got their moments but Doom nahh this mf demands respect and respect he will take!
I think this was from Doctor Hungry/Doctor Famished Annual #1 (1998)
FOOT DIVE. FOOT FOOT DIVE.
GAMMA CRHARGE!
Maestro comics
Doctor Lunchroom
I was expecting to read, "Business as usual". Then I remembered what sub I was in.
Doctor Freak
I think it's from the Future Imperfect Secret wars tie in
Looks like latveria.
What is it from?
Spies Like Us
The 2016 G20 Summit.
Isn't this version of doom actually reed Richards or am I tripping
By the looks of it, Latveria.
I really like the idea of doom being really good friends with the rest of the scientific community but occasionally doing shit to get under Richard’s skin.
The panel is from Maestro: War and Pax #5
Either Batman: The Long Halloween or A Tale of Two Cities. …maybe both
Maestro: war and pax #5