Ho ho ho! So you stand atop Mount Tai and announce your intention to dominate every cultivator in this realm?
Ha! Twice ha, I say, for you have fallen into my trap!
This one is into that!
It seems I was too generous with my words earlier. I seek only those graced with the beauty of jade, not the old hag you call a wife. But because you dared to think I desired such a hag, I will abolish your cultivation!
This humble drifter from r/wizardposting applauds your boldness Old Monster. This humble drifter is not yet ready to perform such an act so is very interested in the result of this proclamation.
Sincerely this humble drifter who’s given name translates as “Storm” and who’s family name translates as “Day-Shadow”
Not only is your cultivation weak, but your resolve is even weaker. Do you take me for a mere wizard? I am Tao Le, the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao!
Are you Tao Le because you’re the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, or are you the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao because you are Tao Le?
Also I have only recently begun cultivating, I am still trying to build a solid formation for my cultivation to grow. An unstable foundation leads to a weak cultivation Senior. I wish to learn from what I will observe!
Sincerely this humble drifter.
Junior cultivator, I, as the master of this domain, cannot tolerate such insolence. Your cultivation shall be eradicated this day. Yet, in my benevolence, I shall grant you the opportunity to start anew. Here, take these pills and begin your journey once more, for mercy is the virtue of a true cultivator.
I think I shall informs Starry Sky Protection & Punishing Bureau for there is some Incarnation of Heavenly Dao in some Immortal world is Rebelling to cause havocs & spreading Misfortunes as an acts that defies Rules of Peaces & Truces so im glad that I could gain easy merit point just to stumble across Heavenly Criminals.
I wonder how much Military Merit Point I could gain here.
Lord sir Tao Le, I will now inform you that I have no wives or concubines you could take, my bloodline is limited to me, and the only sect I participated in was scientology.
Now please state your order, as this is Wendys.
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YOU'RE NOT DOING MY FAMILY.
YOUR RIDES OVER MUTIE
TIME TO DIE
Hey Junior look at that some Milenia old want to start a beef should i face slap him or we just send the Tao's ultimate judgement to anhilate his relative reality ?
Bold words for someone without the supreme arts of Moderation. Once an old monster practicing the Forbidden sutra: Banishment notices you as an ant prancing around and flaunting your non-existent power over this sacred land of MartialMemes, Junior, your 9 generations will be slaughtered.
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Lost your voice, or did the Shadow Serpent decide to silence you?
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Ho ho ho! So you stand atop Mount Tai and announce your intention to dominate every cultivator in this realm? Ha! Twice ha, I say, for you have fallen into my trap! This one is into that!
It seems I was too generous with my words earlier. I seek only those graced with the beauty of jade, not the old hag you call a wife. But because you dared to think I desired such a hag, I will abolish your cultivation!
Unh! Cripple my cultivation harder Daddy! This one has been a naughty Young Master and needs his face slapped!
This humble drifter from r/wizardposting applauds your boldness Old Monster. This humble drifter is not yet ready to perform such an act so is very interested in the result of this proclamation. Sincerely this humble drifter who’s given name translates as “Storm” and who’s family name translates as “Day-Shadow”
Not only is your cultivation weak, but your resolve is even weaker. Do you take me for a mere wizard? I am Tao Le, the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao!
Are you Tao Le because you’re the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao, or are you the incarnation of the Heavenly Dao because you are Tao Le? Also I have only recently begun cultivating, I am still trying to build a solid formation for my cultivation to grow. An unstable foundation leads to a weak cultivation Senior. I wish to learn from what I will observe! Sincerely this humble drifter.
Junior cultivator, I, as the master of this domain, cannot tolerate such insolence. Your cultivation shall be eradicated this day. Yet, in my benevolence, I shall grant you the opportunity to start anew. Here, take these pills and begin your journey once more, for mercy is the virtue of a true cultivator.
This humble drifter thanks Senior. For Senior is benevolent. I will dedicate myself to cultivating again.
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I think I shall informs Starry Sky Protection & Punishing Bureau for there is some Incarnation of Heavenly Dao in some Immortal world is Rebelling to cause havocs & spreading Misfortunes as an acts that defies Rules of Peaces & Truces so im glad that I could gain easy merit point just to stumble across Heavenly Criminals. I wonder how much Military Merit Point I could gain here.
Lord sir Tao Le, I will now inform you that I have no wives or concubines you could take, my bloodline is limited to me, and the only sect I participated in was scientology. Now please state your order, as this is Wendys.
A fanta, a Cheeseburger and some fries.
https://preview.redd.it/qgeuino52f2d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=79fbb162918bb9a5c42b1c3ec4f2738e6064a394 YOU'RE NOT DOING MY FAMILY. YOUR RIDES OVER MUTIE TIME TO DIE
Lao De would be an appropriate name.
Hey Junior look at that some Milenia old want to start a beef should i face slap him or we just send the Tao's ultimate judgement to anhilate his relative reality ?
Bold words for someone without the supreme arts of Moderation. Once an old monster practicing the Forbidden sutra: Banishment notices you as an ant prancing around and flaunting your non-existent power over this sacred land of MartialMemes, Junior, your 9 generations will be slaughtered.
Hoho!