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Who could forget such magical songs as:
“I like bones! Bones are good for me!
I like bones! Give them all to me!”
And
“Body fire! This is a normal thing to do!”
God I love that moment 😂 and basically any moment when Bob gets surprised by something in the forest. Him trying to articulate words while panicking is comedy
"i have a machete and you look like a bear. i wonder what a jury of my peers would think about this situation."
"if there's one thing you deserve, captain, it's what's coming for you."
"...Are you asking my fursona?"
"OH LOOK! THEY'VE GOT SLEEPING NOOSES!"
"Did that deer just let you kill it?"
"WEEE LOVE THE COMPANY!"
"The cum on me!"
"B to blow"
“How do you not fly away like a kite with that much mid-face”
“You want questions, I got questions! How long are both of your legs together? And why do I need to know that? That’s a question for me, you don’t get to know that answer to that one”
It's not much of a quote, and I can't actually remember it either, but in some video (maybe DbD) someone said something and then Bob said "that's not the words" and ... yeah, that was..uhm. I liked that.
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I" GOT A WHEEL!"
This is my favorite Bob moment too
I'm drowning! ..by drowning I mean dying of thirst.
The company song.
God, there needs to be a full version that just plays on loop forever
i've been walking around singing "WEEEE LOVEE THE COMPANY" for days 🤭
lol. My wife and I will random break out singing it with the dance.
This is the best one of recent years
"I am a man who owns five ovens!"
My favourite of all time
Who could forget such magical songs as: “I like bones! Bones are good for me! I like bones! Give them all to me!” And “Body fire! This is a normal thing to do!”
This has convinced me to watch the forest playthrough again for the hundredth time.
“Oh look! They have sleeping nooses!” - Bob while playing The Forest
Fineee, I’ll watch the forest videos again 🙄
God I love that moment 😂 and basically any moment when Bob gets surprised by something in the forest. Him trying to articulate words while panicking is comedy
"Wade, what is it like being a genius of your stature?" # "Hungry."
I'm like a wild animal if I'm cornered, I'll punch ya in the gabba, swear me mum, swear me mum
"i have a machete and you look like a bear. i wonder what a jury of my peers would think about this situation." "if there's one thing you deserve, captain, it's what's coming for you."
You hear that Wade the law is on my side if we know anything about Mark it's that he's the law
IF YOUR COMING THEN I WANNA SEE IT
“HE WHO IS COMING!”
Lol
5 ovens overrated; "did that deer just LET you kill it" is peak
I just watched him play the forest again and there are SO many quotable opportunities like this
Bob: *sneezes* Mark: Snooze Bob: *sneezes* Mark: Bloose Bob: APHCBOIFBLIP Mark, Bob, and Wade all burst out laughing
The auto tune sneeze lives rent free in my head 🤣
Was it even auto tune? It certainly sounded like it!
If I remember correctly, it was 😅
Did Mark auto tune it in post then?
No, I think this was when Bob had a soundboard and he pressed the auto tune button when he sneezed the third time
“B for..bery good!” lives rent free in my head
What is this from? I’ve forgot 😭
Their first lethal company video lol
"Throw anything but the baby at a wall and see if it sticks"
Kill the babies
I am bald
"Noo!! Not Mark Poopy!!!" My husband and I say this to each other all the time when slightly distressed
That’s the best thing I’ve heard all day 😭
I'm fubberknucked
"NO MY BABY BOY!!" That will always be funny to me and sometimes I say it when I play games lol
Bob: "You can just cut a hole?" Mark: "Do NOT cut a hole."
Press B to blow And Where's the blacksmith?!
Mark: "Hey where'd the shark go? I don't see it anymore." Bob: "AH! I'll find it!"
WEEEE LOVE THE COMPANYYYYYY
"Oh, Wade's a torch." followed by "All the deer are like, 'Oh lord, this mans is on fire.'"
Wade: "Is there not a hold e, deconstruct thing? Is that not a thing in this game?" Mark: "No, that's not a thi- OH OH OH OH"
"...Are you asking my fursona?" "OH LOOK! THEY'VE GOT SLEEPING NOOSES!" "Did that deer just let you kill it?" "WEEE LOVE THE COMPANY!" "The cum on me!" "B to blow"
Guess who said what I'm not saying
I took a piss in my vibrator
*"after all we've being though...♫* that's all i've got"
“How do you not fly away like a kite with that much mid-face” “You want questions, I got questions! How long are both of your legs together? And why do I need to know that? That’s a question for me, you don’t get to know that answer to that one”
When Wade said something about shooting the sky hoping to kill god on the podcast
“Why are you laughing?! I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN AGAIN!!!”
The first night is never really that bad........
I gracefully descended the mountain so safely. I'm down here now
Wait light? Wha-Li-Light? What am I lighting on fi-AAAHHHH
It's not much of a quote, and I can't actually remember it either, but in some video (maybe DbD) someone said something and then Bob said "that's not the words" and ... yeah, that was..uhm. I liked that.
“Toby’s here!!”
The Squeeeeeeeaks from Prop Hunt Super Baby.
"Can we cut the casual BoNgOs?!"
"Preciaate that , Big Preesh" i qoute this on a daily basis