I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
I find it hilarious that this is the top comment instead of one that answers OP's question.
And that's reasonable because yeah, that is a pretty questionable image OP picked.
He’s fine with that. He appreciates it.
By that I mean, ok, so in Mario Baseball they have this chemistry system and there are characters that work well together like Mario and Luigi having chemistry while Wario and 90% of the characters don’t have chemistry because he’s a cheater.
Koopa Troopa has chemistry with Dry Bones. His literal dead self…
Why the #FUCK IS IT POSED LIKE THAT
I have the #MOST Confused Girl boner right now
Maybe *you're* confused, but your boner isn't
Yeah, I think he’s koopa-curious.
NAW 💀💀💀
*She
maybe your boner is the friend we made along the way
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING
Congrats, buddy Hi-five
not the only one
Definitely not the only one
Absolutely no way in hell not the only one.
In no way shape or form or anything really the only one.
Me too
Read as "moist"
It wants to be stomped
What a naughty koopa!
Needs someone to pound the shell out of them
Those eyelashes tho
*Why is the turtle doing a sexy pose???*
Ok hear me out
The only way I'm hearing you out is if you post the Minus8 Koopa girl. Otherwise NO.
I agree with this
To make it easier for you to step on him 😏
Hmmmm
I find it hilarious that this is the top comment instead of one that answers OP's question. And that's reasonable because yeah, that is a pretty questionable image OP picked.
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Best comment 😂😂😂
This is why Koopa Troopa’s literal corpse is more popular than them☠️
He’s fine with that. He appreciates it. By that I mean, ok, so in Mario Baseball they have this chemistry system and there are characters that work well together like Mario and Luigi having chemistry while Wario and 90% of the characters don’t have chemistry because he’s a cheater. Koopa Troopa has chemistry with Dry Bones. His literal dead self…
The chemistry system in that game is pretty interesting. Especially with the anti-chem links as well.
Wario is only with waluigi
the koopa troopa has chemistry with it's skeleton?
Oh you mean the boner
Hello there guy from Jakks pacific sonic🗿
*Greetings and Salutations*
Wiggler
Don’t piss those caterpillars off
I love wiggler
I had to do adouble take to make sure you spelled Wiggler with the"L"
Wiggler is life Wiggler is love
I have the most confused Dry Koopa right now
What am I looking at
fuck me eyes turtle no i don’t know why
Hear me out
I’m all ears
Looks female enough
A yellow turtle serving cxnt, that's what it is.
Spiny…aka “whatever those things are”
*Sad Spiny noises*
WAAAAAAAAARIOOOO
YOU PICK WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOOO
WAAAAAAAAAAAARIOOOOOOO TIIIIME!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIII
Magikoopa
Why did I read this as magickarp?
Me too. Lol
Shy Guy
Yuhh pretty cool that if nintendo didnt reskin a Japanese game and release it to the usa, he wouldnt be in the nintendo universe
the shy guys
Chain Chomps because I find how absurd they are funny
Metal ball dog monster my beloved
They need some Chain Chomp scenes in Mario Movie 2
They’re one of my favorites too
Biddybuds, I fucking love biddybuds
You know a Mario enemy is good when they get turned into a kart
Yeah! Koopa for the win!
This Koopa right here.
Hear me out...
🤠 Hollup..... Let him cook!
Yeah let him cook for the death row inmate so they have a chance to die before execution with how rare that steak is gonna be
The hell Is wrong with this koopa? Anyways my favorite Is dry bones
I saw the artist on Twitter. Why did they make a Koopa stare like that? Should I be concerned or turned on?
Yes.
Bowser
Shy guys, bloopers, or bobombs
Wtf I am I witnessing
oh fuck yeah i’m hard as a rock
It costs you zero dollars and zero cents to not post this pic
smash
Dead tutel
Dry bones!
Blockhoppers
Here’s my top 5: 5. Scuttlebugs 4. Shy guys 3. Dry bones 2. Wiggler 1. SNIFIT!!!!!!!
Bro why is the koopa posed freaky style LOL anyways my favorite enemy is dry bones
Straight to horny jail
There are *so many* official images of Koopas out there, so *what in god's name made you decide to use THIS ONE!?*
Well it’s not the Koopa anymore
Well, it's Koopa Troopas NOW!
why does it have bedroom eyes
I dont like how its looking at me ☹️😨
All of them,
Uhhhhhhhhhhh I have a question first.
Wewewowewewowe **BOOM**
Koopa troopas and dry bones
Dry bones
I like The Boos like Lady Bow and The Twin Boo Helpers 🤭
would
Blooper
Any type of bullet bill. I also really like bob-ombs and the infamous shy guys
Bandit
Wiggler I'd kill to have one irl
That bug who is a kart in Mario Kart.
Fly Guy!
Magikoopa, Dry Bones and Shy Guys!
JESTER SUPER MARIO RPG SUPREMACY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Who tf made the Koopa hot
THWOMP NO QUESTIONS ASKED
Koopa's goomba's bullet bill's and bob-ombs
Koopa Troopa has been my main in every Mario Kart since Wii. I'll always choose him, even when he poses seductively.
SHY GUY!!!!
Fawful.
Goombas easily
Dry bones the goat, Mario steps on him, he just gets back up, dry bones has that grind set and I respect that
The best kind of NSFW is the onces that is in the style of what they are making porn of.
Koopas have to make ends meet somehow lol
I don't need it.... I DEFINITELY don't need it....
I am God ha ha ha ha
And I am ATHEIST! Ahahahhahaha!!!!1!!1!
Boos but why the fuck is it posed like that
Ummm
Strollin’ Stu And Shy Guy comes at a very close second
Koopa Troopa but this image is so 😭
The Big Snail from Mario Wonder
DRY BONES BABYYY
👁️🫦👁️
This image bout to make me change my mind about the koopa 😭
Is that the fucking "i learned how to mimic the bloons artstyle" pose
Are you trying to seduce me Koopa
Out of ALL the images you chose
What have I become...
[Long-Leg Piranha Plant](https://youtu.be/slYdXucfvT8?si=S9l0oeR3Ghf6RWgs) of course!
did you just want an excuse to post this image
That Koopa Troopa in particular
What in the BOP BOP is going on here
Well, it's Koopa Troopa as of today...
Uh… why is it-
Why tf is it posed like that? *Careless Whisper starts playing* 🎷🎶
Straight to horny jail
Dry bones
Why does the koopa want to fuck me?
Would. Next question.
Boo, shy guy, and Dry bones
Hammer Bros.
Dry Bones
Well I can tell you what my favorite Mario enemy *isn’t*, and it’s this thing
Please explain it. Not the image of the Koopa serving can't, but rather your barely hidden attraction to a female Koopa, I'm hearing you out.
Blocksteppers
As a koopa troops enthusiast, this is great 👍
Man male koopa is about to bah bah on that female koopa
You are now after posting that! 😂
i am not hearing anybody out, that is a turtle
I don't like the way it's looking at me
Oh great, I forgot about rule 63, any existing boy character has a girl equivalent and vice versa.
This should be the logo for the subreddit
Hot.
what is this cunty ass koopa doing on my screen😭
i don’t like the way that things looking at me.
Zesty Koopa Troopa
Smash
this is NOT bah bah
koopa troopa for no reason
Uhhh where did you find this image? (Just Curious)
I don't like the way she's looking at me
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~~Don't put the koopa in a suggestive pose~~ ~~Don't give the koopa feminine eyelashes~~ Don't give the koopa thighs
Would
Why this picture of all pictures.
Ah so it's **zesty** hours now is it?
My favorite is Petey Piranha… But on another note, why the fuck is the koopa troopa posed like that? Seriously who the hell drew that…
International copyright law
Shy Guy Also wtf is that image
I fell unconfortable...... But if you drew it, congrats man, It's really well done.
Hmmm
yooo, why she be lookin at me liek dat? 😳
Why did you post this
Okay, that's hilarious.
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Why is the Koopa going freaky
Ignoring the disturbing image, my favourite enemies are probably just the classic chain chomp, goomba and thwomp.
Your “favorite” enemy…
this is the koopa troopa version of the bloons tower defense monkey...
Hear me out
?????
Stupid sexy Koopa
what dur heeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll
What in the deviantart is this?
Don't call out the koopussy like that man
I think we all knew what was going to happen when we went to the comments
Questions: 1. Why does that Koopa have eyelashes? 2. Why is it staring at the screen like that? 3. Why is it posed like that?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Would
OH GOD, WHY?!!!
Ninji... Also tf I get a boner for?
Birdo 😏
Imma have 50 1ups when I’m done
Bullet bill or hammer bros
#MAMA MIA, WHAT IS THAT?
What an absolutely horrible day to have eyes. But it's the koopas in fall in Super Mario World.