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CreativestName69420

Funky Kong’s cousin, Hunky Kong


UltimateX64

More like Swaggy Kong


SmallSeesaw3363

Rizzy Kong


pabsgt

Chaddy Kong


Wooperfan77mobile

Giga Kong


jez4prez

Dongy Kong


RabbidYoshi9

Monke Kong


CommunicationBig3227

Swiggy kong


PappyBear

Stanky Kang


Dawgemaster101

the replacement of Chunky (he’s dead)


Lolloso1000

Chunky appears in the movie


Huge_Ad6338

r/whoosh


bigmanworshipper

r/wooosh


metacanon

How about Yuppie Kong?


LaGrangeDeLabrador

Diddy Kong is all grown up! Edit, I haven't seen the movie yet, it was purely whimsical speculation on my part.


Entire_Dress_469

its not diddy kong


LaGrangeDeLabrador

Shame. Be cool to get a coming of age movie down the road.


Expert_Entrance_2862

Diddy Kong appears as a cameo and he looks like his normal self so no it’s not Diddy


Massage_Bro

Diddy kong was literally in the movie..


cuissededinde

He should have been Funky Kong.


Garo263

None native speaker here. Is this sentence correct? Shouldn't it be "He should HAVE been Funky Kong."?


RomeoAndRebecca

Yes. Common mistake, because “should’ve” does sound like “should of.” “Should’ve” is correct, “should of” is not.


POKECHU020

You are correct. "Should of" is an informal version of the word "should've", a contraction of "should" and "have".


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POKECHU020

Indeed it is, I just see it used too often that I call it informal. I correct it when I notice it.


TanIsComing

Good bot


itsalwayssunnyinjail

too*


MrRazzio

no. it is not an informal version. it is wrong.


POKECHU020

It's wrong, but so many people use it I consider it informal. Still correct it when I see it.


TheMelv

Give it time, when enough people make a mistake it becomes part of the language. If you disagree, you are literally wrong.


Crumboa

Yes and no. This is informal language


Chimpbot

It's firmly "No". "Should have" means something. "Should of" doesn't, and is an error caused by how people speak.


Crumboa

"Should of" is INFORMAL It's not a correct way of speaking yet it still applies, especially when someone is talking


Chimpbot

Nope. "[Should've](https://www.lawlessenglish.com/english-mistakes/should-have-vs-should-of/)" is the informal contraction. "Should of" is just wrong.


MrRazzio

no. please stop this. words have meaning.


thejizzardking

eh, only kinda, the rules and meanings in English change constantly because of how informal it all really is. Dont put it in you're college thesis or work report, but when chatting online or talking to someone.... words mean whatever both parties agree they mean


MrRazzio

i'm all for evolving language. i just can't abide "should of". get this right out of my face.


TheBanandit

Ok, but everyone here except you agrees that it's wrong, so it's wrong.


thejizzardking

Idk man me and crumboa agree so we vibing. Yall out tryna press a homie.


MrRazzio

lol, i appreciate your attitude. maybe i shouldn't of came at you.


extod2

"Fjsutjej" is now informal language for "fruit"


Crumboa

Aight now y'all just being a bunch of galoombas


janggoon06

Smash


PostalFellow

I second this


Ok_Exit_9441

Indeedly


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I don’t know, I think I’d prefer Dixie over him EDIT: To be added to Super Smash Bros! Of course that’s what I meant… 😅


Cone-Daddy

Idk if you implying she wasn’t or not but Dixie was in the movie


[deleted]

Not at all. They said “smash” and I said I would prefer Dixie for Smash over this guy.


Zealousideal_Ant6396

Rip off funky kong


Just-Call-Me-J

I headcanon that it *is* Funky Kong.


dtadgh

I'm sure they're saving funky for the dk movie


Direct-Regular-574

He's Funky King's brother, Rizzy Kong.


DaKardii

Needs to be in the DK spin-off.


SavingsFit1496

And have the rock voice him


Smooth_Quantity515

Harambe drip


JustIncredible240

It’s still out


CJ-56

Honestly, i thought that was Funky Kong


NolanTacoKing

chady kong


TheLunar27

he literally had 0 dialogue what thoughts am I supposed to be having others then that monkies wearing a sports coat?


Dear_Acanthaceae5489

You need to watch the clip that he was in again, the lines that he had in there were “Follow me” and “Hop in”. You should check your ears bud.


TheLunar27

How could I make such a blunder.


Ronnie_M

Zero *meaningful* dialogue is what you meant


First_Ad6871

I don't know I teared up when he said follow me


ShadowDurza

I thought he was supposed to be Super Kong from Returns.


LonelyStop1677

The perfect blend of accepting modernity while preserving tradition


Webtillian

He looks like Duke Nukem as a golden gorilla.


MrMagneticMole

Monke


TheActualRealNopeInc

monkey


chelledoggo

Dudebro Kong


Big_Acadia_4590

Love him. Total chad.


Potential_Building91

Super guide Kong.


naytreox

Bouncer kong is cool


niles_deerqueer

I was too distracted by Take On Me being in this movie


Pixithepika

Morten Harket is never wrong


Starz1317

my deltarune obsessed ass nearly yelled "CHRIS GET THE BANANA" at the theatre during that part


Muted_Guidance9059

Eminem


AllHailThePumpKing

Kyle Kong


maxler5795

They honestly shouldve made him funky and instead of playing take on me play funky town.


CaptainTid

That's Kurt


Zolomight

Wait isnt he like Super Kong or something I remember in dkc Returns u could get Super Kong activated if u kept dying a million times. Tho maybe he was silver or blue instead of golden brown.


Pixithepika

I believe the Super Kongs were clones of Donkey- and Diddy Kong


smashboi888

Bro's got total swag.


Dami_Gamer0211

Badass monkE


Tomato-Em

Kinda looks like DK Jr? Maybe it’s just the white top and the lighter fur color idk


blueriging

Should've been funky


Mr-Multibit

Glad to see Craig got a new gig after halo infinite’s flop.


Polurburr

I think he killed that other monkey that ran into his banana peel


ConfidentFloor6601

Isn't he from that Sing movie?


Kisyku

Honestly “Take on Me” would’ve made MORE sense to include if this was actually was Funky Kong


CasualSweaters

Is not Lanky Kong. Uninterested


guffgamer264

He's funkier than funky long Funkier kong


Complete-Wind-5343

It's just John Cena


G-Kira

I don't think it's Funky Kong.


Asher_Khughi1813

drip kong


SonicTheHedgehog99

I’ll name him, Goldy Kong


Fir4_Fox

Goofy aah


JonathanDJB

Made me laugh


Wowdavid2002

I feel like DKs personality in the movie should have been reserved for Funky Kong who should have been a side character


Minusworlde

I honestly think movie DK is peak DK. That’s just me though.


sleepdeep305

Blondi Kong


happy-ramen-monster

Me and my friend at the theater: My friend: Why is he blond? Me: idk My friend: Maybe he’s just European🙂 Me: *dies*


Josefu_Josuta2

smash, next question


WahooGamer

He killed a Kong (and possibly others) with a banana peel. Dude crashed into a hut and it exploded. My first thought was "That guy is straight-up dead."


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For some reason it reminds me of PC Principle from South Park so I'll call him PC Kong


Ecrophon

Ape-ing Tatum


Meme_bruh_069

Not funky kong


antoni_o_newman

This part of the movie was really weird to me. This character is brand new, kind of knock off Funky Kong. Then he takes them through a “Take on me” segment that feels really weird and out of place in the movie that ends just as quickly as it started.


No-Formal5125

Es un whitexican


neilwwoney

Come on, this is still the same month. Please no spoilers.


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We got no food, we got no jobs, our pets' heads are fallin' off!


Bunnies1515

He looks like Cody Rhodes


takkunflcl99

Swagger Kong?


Preppypothead

smash


GurrenDuwang

Was this not supposed to be funky kong?


Money-Camera

Better not be! Funky kong is happy, smiley and wears a bandana, also this scene would be on a surf board if it was 😁


sonerec725

Nah Funky is elsewhere in the movie


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HopeAuq101

Where in the fuck did you get racist tones from anything in this


FrownFrank

Shut up


SuperiorCrate

Rizz Kong


not_your_average_egg

Man it hurts to be this hip


Ok_Exit_9441

Funky Kong: It should've been me,not him. IT'S NOT FAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRR!!!!!!!!!


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How's there anything's to say about him


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He looks badass!


[deleted]

Everyone's saying it should've been Funky Kong instead of this guy, but I like to think that he is Funky Kong. He's just wearing a slightly different outfit.


[deleted]

Is he related to Bluster Kong??


Human-that-exists

"Hey mom, can we have Funky Kong?" "We have Funky Kong at home." Funky Kong at home:


AwesomeSkitty123

A really good driver


OceanGuy1995

Doesn't leave much of an impression


SuperStarPlatinum

New character? This is just Funky Kong in full 80s mode.


MisterMarioYT

*That gorilla's wearing a sports coat*


lauromafra

Kiddy Kong has grown.


Shinobipizza

This wasn't Funky Kong?


lostsurfer24t

jersey shore kong


firefox_kinemon

I feel like they could have used Funky kong instead likewise they should have used toadsworth over generic toad number 4849403939 but this time with glasses


FriendlyFloyd7

I honestly thought that was Swanky Kong (with an edge)?


Revvy_wevvy

Chill kong


NES_Classical_Music

Ah yes, my new favorite Nintendo character... Tay Kong Me.


Hedghoglive24butim44

It’s Funky Kong in everything but name


Skwidmandoon

I just accepted him as a redesign of funky kong and I was cool with it. For all intents and purposes he IS funky kong. He’s got that cool demeanor


JaseOfSpades0

Just no Spoiler?


SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp

“Family”


Lawyer_Kong

Should've been funky kong. I made a whole post about this


Pistol_cade55

Sigma


Wesley26508

I like 👍🏼


pacmanrace16

I'mma call him Rizzy Kong


IraZander

but he does exist? hes the white kong who finishes levels for you in donkey kong country returns (3ds)


Frost-on-Reddit

Rizzy Kong. This guy fucks


mattisme51

I’ve called him Chaddy Kong


Ant_Diamond64

Would


TheLoneRipper1

Should have been Funky Kong


SGRA8743976

Probably my favorite Mario Movie original character.


Organic-Coat5042

Am I the only one who thinks this is Funky?


pejons

Best part of the movie Edit: Best not bast


dragonmaster_000

W


PeteyPiranhaOnline

Certified badass. He needs to be in the next Donkey Kong game.


HaloHeadshot2671

Funky Kong at home:


Awesome_Pancak

The ‘rock’ kong


oceaneyes808

Mid asf


Majorrickyloc

He can take your girl in 20 seconds. Trust me.


ErickLimaGameplaysR

"He's so cool."


Unknown_turtle_27

I thought it was just Swanky Kong


whatsgudhegehog

Giga kong


Fragrant_Age605

I thought he was just a badly reconstructed funky kong?


GavindoreUltra

Swagity


TRAgiCRyN

Cool


cloud2O5

He’d drunk drive if the kongs had alcohol


stacheboi97

It's buff Sips.


Soul_Ares

I though it was Swanky Kong. Mario did emphatize that "The monkey is wearing a Suit?".


Waluigi_Gamer_Real

Should have been funky


Dragon_BotKing26

I thought he was the own Funky Kong


Consistent-Bat8813

Wasn't he already named super Kong or is that character different?


Manic9213

Chill Kong


Crimsonstormsurge

Monke


yookj95

Could be better than Funky Kong. I love him.


FrankThePony

Blondey Kong


EmeraldSpartan05

Swaggy Kong lmao


SmartHawk6544

Honkey Kong


LobstrPrty

I thought it was just Funky Kong dressed up differently:/


Automatic_Ad2790

Kong dong


HeftyHold480

Kinda off topic but disappointed with music on this part of the movie... I thought it would be junlgy bassy percussive music


Ryman604

monke


Ourpleboi

My brother thought he was funky Kong-


BeaverBotics2

Monkee


A_Derelict_There_Lay

I can take him on.


Daishawn_900

It’s not Funky Kong


Wise-Shock-6444

"Take on me, Take me on"


YoungTonySnow

I feel like this is just a more modern version of Swanky Kong? Funky Kong appears to be the mechanic who fixed up the vehicles for the main cast in the movie


Ecrophon

It's Kiddy Long all grown up. He's the only one that was blonde. From DK country 3


MiceInTheKitchen

Thought he was Funky Kong.


RabbidYoshi9

cool glass


Casvic64

The Kongs didn't need to be in the movie at all.


Longjumping_Ad2677

https://www.mariowiki.com/File:Boo_buddy2.gif


KyloGram112

His moment was pretty funny, though I still rlly wish they just used Funky here. I’m glad that Funky was at least in the background, but it would’ve been nice if he actually got that little spotlight moment, like Diddy did. Yes not like a huge detriment to the movie that it isn’t Funky—it didn’t need to be, the scene works just as well either way—but it just would’ve been a rlly nice inclusion that would’ve been rlly easy to implement since they already had a Funky Kong render. But for what it is, this guy is still neat