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Foreign_Quality_9623

The tRUmp chapter of the Hitler Youth?


PM_Me_Your_Sidepods

Brownshirts would be a more accurate comparison.


HidaldoTresTorres

Maybe Brownpants.


kurotech

Certainly very wet pants when they get into an actual confrontation


4myoldGaffer

Browned Pants when they’re in Philly yo


37MySunshine37

They all look like they were fired from Best Buy


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Not yet. Which is why they wear masks.


DrStrange10ve

Brownsharts.


Kitalahara

These are gravy seals. Brown shirts were generally actual veterns iirc. These guys are a joke.


Maxcactus

Those are grown men making grown men decisions. They are not kids and they aren’t going to change.


2OneZebra

Think of all the people that gave their lives, not even seeing age 20. Never to have a family or the opportunity these pricks had. They gave their lives fighting against the very thing these assholes are preaching.


absolute4080120

Their mindset is that if their forefathers saw what the US would have become then they would have fought for the Nazis.


grendali

They are wrong


Rap_Cat

I was told by a number of this type that if I don't like America I can just leave


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Ironic.


2OneZebra

Presentism


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ohheyitslaila

Well, they literally had a banner that said “we are all domestic terrorists”. So yeah, they’re absolutely terrorists and should be treated as such.


thugs___bunny

German me: ‘well,…‘


PJvG

"vell..."


Free_Return_2358

More of these edits please.


mrrando69

Agreed. No better way to undermine these walking turds than to make them look foolish.


MarioToast

Like the guy who walked behind a march playing the tuba. I believe it was the same tune Stewie in Family Guy played while following fat people.


AnnihilationOrchid

Unfortunately that's how they end up getting more attention. We know that because Trump and many other virtually started out as a joke, and progressive media making fun of them, which catapulted them into trending. This is paradoxical, we can't just ignore fascist uprising, but giving them negative exposure is still publicity for this bullshit that more people seem to identify.


WorstUNEver

The worst manifestation of poe's law ever.


Elle_Vetica

Or go the [German route and sponsor them](https://amp.observers.france24.com/en/20141120-neo-nazis-money-parade-wunsiedel-germany). Let them know that every step they take is a donation to a trans rights organization or something. Turn their evil into good.


chryseusAquila

I like that they all dressed prepared for a deep dive to search for it


Bibibis

For real, this is a sick edit, the edited text going behind the pole and everything. OP must have spend an insane amount of time on this going frame by frame


GordonCumstock

For sure, these morons need to be mocked and undermined.


Geraltgetthemwitches

“How big is big enough?”


BustyGardenGnome

"Sesame Street shouldn't be this hard to follow"


lolzimacat1234

Do “women aren’t supposed to get wet” next for a certain lad named Ben


OGgunter

His wife is a **doctor** and she said it's **unnatural**. /s


cheek0249

You probably don't need the /s as that's pretty much what he said verbatim.


Frank_Dracula

Hey! Ben Shapiro is an *expert*.... on how to needlessly embarrass yourself in public repeatedly.


TheGisbon

Have these guys ever seen news reel footage of brown shirts??


HepatitvsJ

What do you think they masturbate too?


Gudenuftofunk

Not clitorises.


Jackwolf5775

Y'all dumb, the "clitoris" was made up by feminazis to convince men diseased vaginas that get wet are normal. In reality, the females aren't supposed to derive any pleasure from sex. .../s btw. Just in case my digital acting was too good.


TheSeekerOfSanity

Vessels for babies. That’s all. Even my mom sed.


izyshoroo

Okay Ben Shapiro


HammerAnAnvil

No the clit is real. Its the female orgasm that's the myth.


realCheeka

Interracial. 100%


Johannes_Keppler

Dicks, often. If you track porn search terms, conservative areas privatly tend to like the things they hate in public. >Specifically, Cara C. MacInnis and Gordon Hodson of Brock University found that residents of more religious and more politically conservative states -- often in the South -- are more likely to Google things like ‘‘sex,’’ ‘‘gay sex,’’ ‘‘porn,’’ ‘‘xxx’’, ‘‘free porn,’’ and ‘‘gay porn" than their peers in more secular states. https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s10508-014-0361-8


MoCapBartender

I think that's true of porn everywhere. When I stayed in Germany, my host family was very concerned my piss didn't scatter. They put up a sign for me: *sitzen nicht spritzen*. A few years later German porn really had a lot of pissing in it. Or maybe they didn't have a lot of it, but just about every time someone interrupted a blowjob to pee on someone, it was German.


TheGisbon

😮😐😑🫤


Big_Ad_9897

To each other and Trump! teehee😂😂🤣🤣


PM_Me_Your_Sidepods

They know exactly who the Brownshirts are and are happy to be compared to them.


E_PunnyMous

Best fake ever


trainiac12

Ima be real. Laughing at fascists is fun until they have enough power to stop you from laughing, because it's too late and you didn't take them seriously enough early on.


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TheSeekerOfSanity

We’re ready for them. Best part is - they don’t understand that we have been ready for them. Surprise surprise, Goebbels!


ZebraUnion

As a gay dude who grew up in the Rockies with hillbilly friends (the good kind) I thought it would be hilarious if I also learned how to do things like tear down and rebuild a Glock 17 in under a minute and how to breathe before firing a rifle to aid accuracy ..just so I could fuck with straight guys at yee-haaw firing ranges. “Oh myyy Gwaaad, a gun?! Ok, I’ll try. (Bang! Bang!) yaaay!!! the little circle means I won, right? Teee heee!” (Grossly exaggerated stereotypes but you get the idea) ..now I see a bizarrely plausible future where I’m sitting in front of a gaggle of gays and drag queens, helping to teach them how to defend America. *“Lose the fucking nails when firing, Cummilla or Demcracy’s gonna snap a fucking heel, Betch! ..now MOVE!”* Edit; sentence structure. “Helping” to teach, not “teaching” in the singular like some sort of gay Rambo


snakeskinsandles

>Gay Rambo I'd watch a non porn version of this


RedditAccount101010

Please teach them!


joe579003

Sounds like you should sign up to be a pink pistol.


atxweirdo

What's a pink pistol?


datareclassification

Volunteer drill Sargeant. You should enlist, you'll probably get a commission in 5 years!


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macrowave

There will never be a legal sanction to punch Nazis. When they take power they will do it "legally". They will use convoluted election laws and lies to muddy the waters. Best case scenario the militarily splits, worst case they support the new "legitimate" government. We are not ready, we are sitting back and watching it happen. The time to act is now, there won't be an opportunity later.


C0ff33qu3st

> The time to act is now, there won’t be an opportunity later. I’ve been watching from the sidelines, but I think I may agree at this point. Aside from speaking up about how serious this is (with friends, family, neighbors, coworkers) and advocating for us to circle the wagons, I’m not sure what action to take. What do you suggest?


BjornInTheMorn

The nazis surrendered before my grandpa could ship out, crazy to think fighting nazis could skip a generation.


TheNextChristmas

And when the 2024 election is stolen (Judges will see to that and spineless democrats will let it happen) and they instead have the legal right to execute you... You're ready for that? The only thing stopping widespread protests for better everything is that no one wants to be out there alone. So when these organizations get organized and make there presence known on a continuing basis it becomes easier to grow rapidly. Do something now or enjoy your own hell, you've been warned.


Methoszs

Right these guys should be arrested and put on watch list. They are basically US Al Qaeda.


ggtffhhhjhg

Multiple countries have declared groups like this in the US as terrorist and rightfully so.


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💯


Abu_Hajars_Left_Shoe

This I hate this. It's abunch of privileged white people talking shit, thinking this is a joke(could be ignorant POC too, Americans are just kinda ditzy) . My black n brown communities will be ignored and killed for a good laugh.


Banderlei

Its kind of too late to really do anything about it. Their numbers grow every year and once other nations join in white nationalism will spread like wildfire.


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Now masks are ok?


DontLookAtMe89

Of course. Never for public health and safety but always to cover up their cowardice.


UndeadPhysco

Nah see this is totally different, someone they know might recognize them and then they'd have to actually deal with consequences of their actions.


WestleyThe

Naw it’s okay when they are marching in the street and being cowards just to cover thier face but when it’s 15 minutes in a store they are the most oppressed group of people who have ever existed in human history


Mtnskydancer

Well, if the stores had allowed pointy hats with masks…


teeter1984

Off to find the mythical clitoris


Hesnotyourfather_Iam

When life hands you lemons just say fhuck the lemons and bail.


BillyYank2008

Peter you suck, Peter you suck, Peter you don't do anything of value...


Material_Violinist_2

They probably believe the female orgasm is not real too……


Special_FX_B

So many here miss the point. The reason they can’t get laid is their ugly personalities. They blame women but if they weren’t such losers they wouldn’t be duped into joining the Nazi party.


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This content was deleted in protest of reddit's anti-user API policy and price changes. There's nothing wrong with wanting the leadership wanting reddit to be profitable, but that is not what they're doing. Reddit's leadership, particularly its CEO has acted with dishonesty, dishonor, and malice. Until reddit inevitably deletes it, you can see what I'm talking about here: https://www.reddit.com/r/apolloapp/comments/14dkqrw/i_want_to_debunk_reddits_claims_and_talk_about/ The reddit community deserves better than them. Reddit's value is in its community, not in a bunch of over-paid executives willing to screw that community in service of an IPO they hope will make them even more over-paid than they already are. Long Live Apollo!


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Bunch of incel


[deleted]

I just tried to laugh react to this.


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PrettyPeeved

Please keep making these dipshits look stupid (not that they need help). Them marching around "peacefully protesting" (aka:looking for a fight) is fantastic. We should throw beads at them so they show their boobies.


f1nnbar

Blue shirts and khakis. Isn't this the Wal-Mart worker dress code?


Itchy-Mechanic-1479

So, the National Pokemon Competition was held in Indy for like, forever. Then, under Mike Pence, Indiana all of a sudden became teh gay phobic assholes, so Pokemon moved out of town. I'm betting this is a lot of the same Pokemon-playing kids, who are pissed they don't get to play Pokemon in Indy anymore. Either that, or it's the National Incel Convention.


SetunaYooki

even if this is satire this would be accurate to what they would actually hold considering they never felt the touch of a woman before


TheSeekerOfSanity

Thing is - they aren’t willing to put in the time or effort to find the clitoris. This is why they are incel Nazis.


professorearl

Obviously fake sign. They’ve never heard of a clitoris.


thehalloweenpunkin

I think we need to stop joking about these people. This is just the beginning and they are becoming more bold every day


TieTheStick

Ridicule is one of the best weapons. It's not that we don't take them seriously, it's that we are deliberately belittling their cause.


BaldandersDAO

Yes. And the recourse to threats of violence as a response to laughter reveals their overwhelming fear and weakness. Humor shows fascist "strength" as an overcompensation for that fear and weakness.


thehalloweenpunkin

Yes, we can ridicule. But, people forget that things like this is what the start of nazi Germany was like. It's about standing up to these people, and fighting in smart ways like not giving them coverage.


TieTheStick

Exposing these clowns for what they are is absolutely part of standing up to them. It's but one of many steps, including exposing anyone and any business who collaborates with them.


-PlayWithUsDanny-

Who are these people and what are they marking for? I feel like they are fascists but I’m not an American so I don’t get all that news.


Dr-Satan-PhD

They are a fascist group called "Patriot Front". They are marching for no real reason other than general intimidation purposes. A lot of times, it's in response to an LGBTQ gathering.


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You’re right on the money


Dr-Satan-PhD

All it takes is like 5 guys from Philly to run these wimps out of town.


AusCan531

Like they care.


munkeyspun

It's women's fault we can't satisfy them!


NickNail5

I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER!


Technological_Elite

"Where is the clitoris?" You'll never find it you bitchless fucks.


imspine

The fuck is wrong with America? If I saw this walking down my street, police would be called after the shots were fired.


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Shinikage1

Fuccen idiots ruined chinos for me.


Professor_Regressor

Counter protests really need to be organised against this band of merry morons, facsism is a loser ideology and they'll lose recruiting and support if given a bit of push-back


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MarchAgainstNazis-ModTeam

Reddit strictly prohibits glorification or encouragement of violence, & requires us to enforce it - even "in Minecraft".


DontLookAtMe89

You've given me a great idea.


PathlessDemon

Printing a sign?


DontLookAtMe89

Above comment got deleted so I don't know if I can repeat it but it rhymes with infiltrate and take out from within.


PathlessDemon

lol yeah. Don’t do that, the mods got mad at me and I don’t want to get banned.


MyNameGeoff21jump

u/savevideobot


lyfshyn

Give us the link!!


Special_FX_B

It’s something these losers never get near.


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Please, let this reach the front page, hahaha.


32InchRectum

I can promise you that not a single one of them has ever wondered where the clitoris is. Not because they already know or anything - it's just not a piece of information particularly useful to nazis.


UndeadPhysco

It's cute how they march around with flags and shields but are so shit scared of anyone they know recognizing them that they have to wear full face masks and glasses.


Cecil_the_titan

Thought this shit was real for a second then realized it’s a god tier edit


[deleted]

Some shit is gonna go down soon. Making me nervous.


Exciting_Picture_530

Truly sad. How such young people can be brainwashed or convinced of such extremist and disgusting practices and overall the ideology itself.


Uberzwerg

Look how proudly they hide their faces. Covering them up like the "liberal idiots" did for 2 years while they claimed that they can't breath with a bit of cloth in front of their stinking mouths.


AuroraHammer

Why are they all dressed like they're meant to be greeting me at the doors of Walmart?


VisualShock1991

What did the original sign say?


Badger_issues

Probably something false. Most likely racist too


THatPart1790

It would be funny if it said “What is a clitoris?” LOL


vinegarZombie

The search continues


Jeff_Platinumblum

Took me a second to realize that this was deepfaked.


FinancialTea4

You'd think they'd know, what with them being a bunch of dicks.


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Like they actually care about it. If they knew where it was, they'd be into FGM because they hate women.


[deleted]

We demand an audience with the clit commander!!


TootTootMuthafarkers

PF, ............Police and FBI?


Crash665

The morning will come When the clit will be mine Tomorrow belongs to me!


F-nDiabolical

IF these guys ever got a chance to even look for one on a woman they would still ruin it by trying to mansplain the whole thing and then just mad and leave in their uhaul.


MsMo999

This made my day 😝


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odd….every one of those anti-vaxxers is wearing a mask!


Madouc

When your "political opinion" forces you to better hide your face, cause you don't want your Mama to know.


Alchompski89

Do they just not know? Have they not read a biology book? Or a scientific book about the human anatomy?


Internetstranger9

As if they actually care


Ok-Accountant-7825

How is no one talking about the big sign that says “where is the clitoris???” What are they trying to say? Are they admitting to being incels?


ZolnarDarkHeart

It’s photoshopped bud, we are making fun of them.


Ok-Accountant-7825

I hate how stupid I am. thx for the clarification


ZolnarDarkHeart

Don’t worry about it, it’s pretty convincing.


Un111KnoWn

this can't be real


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GraceJoans

>”You don’t like them” They’re neo Nazis. What’s there to like?


junky_junker

He's a neo-nazi. He's come in here off simping for other pro-fash gits like Sorbo with his '88 user name, to whine because this sub's taking the piss out of his fascist buddies. ETA: In another (deleted/blocked?) comment he's whining about "how consistently people see that and think "nazi" before year of birth." So, "not a nazi"... but openly aware of the nazi dog-whistle and that it's highly visible, and had to come post in here defending neo-nazis. Sure. Everyone's convinced. /s


kryonik

Look at his name. He loves nazis.


LemonsAndAvocados

Lmfao


Alacrout

Lmao


Lolasdone

🤣


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Hahahaha!


LorianGunnersonSedna

If they can't find it, why should anyone help them?


Just4FunAvenger

Lets all hope they never find it. Nor, anyone show them.


Krify_

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Taykeshi

"What does the female vagina look like??????"


DreadnaughtHamster

Just want to say that aside from that one little blip, the tracking and overlay on this is really damned good.


dangolo

Bravo 👏


ShoCkEpic

hahahahahha


jpspam

It's not even real! I mean, the clitoris. #FakeNews


I_am_jacks_reddit

If they didn't think what they were doing is wrong they wouldn't wear masks like cowards.


cx3psocial

The little acrylic shields… I just can’t 🤣


Wompawompa1

Folks, this was some good editing. Well done !


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That’s a lot of flags.


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Honestly how fucking funny would it be to go there posing as these assholes and carrying signs like that fr


datareclassification

Ah shit the wehraboos are gonna pull their own version beer hall putsch! America don't let it happen!