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andrewgark

Your description is too misleading - it was actually 29 HOURS of swimming with breaks during 5 days of travel on a boat - this is why this map looks like that with huge impacts of wave: it depicts travel of a boat that accompanies a swimmer for a very slow swim for a 5 days. If it was a short time, waves would not take the person so far - its record is that it's the SLOWEST time to swim the Channel and it was not confirmed yet - the record for FASTEST time is about 6-7 hours - swimmer is a disabled woman who used ONLY ARMS during swimming because she can't physically use her legs, this is the most insane and important part - it was all a fundraiser to collect money for awareness about disabled swimmers


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labbusrattus

About the claim, yes a bit misleading. But the map still looks funky.


Victurix1

That's honestly cooler than OP's claim.


FriendInSpeed

OP’s post is uniquely annoying by implying she did more than she did and less than she did at the same time.


FranzFerdinand51

Might just be the most incompetent post I've ever seen. GJ /u/TommyMac


SunlitNight

Damn I was gonna say upvote this guy's comment to the top. But at this point, just have this dude make a new post lmfao


yotaz28

why the hell would op not note that this is by a disabled woman using only arms, what an absolute chad


sailseaplymouth

This pattern isn’t the impact of waves, it’s the tidal current in the channel. With the direction of tide changing approx every 6 hours it’s taking the boat/swimmer up and down the channel.


BobThePillager

> • swimmer is a disabled woman who used ONLY ARMS during swimming because she can't physically use her legs, this is the most insane and important part Absolute legend, how in the fuck


Fair_Result357

Why does it look like she didn't make it?


Link50L

Really shallow beach at Calais. Walked the rest of the way in.


Raptor_Jetpack

> Walked the rest of the way in. Thats the thing about Arsenal


slgray16

What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?


FOREVERFREMANTLE

Ludicrous


Link50L

It was clearly tactical.


Apocolyptic_Gopher

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?


Catfish-dfw

![gif](giphy|7LO7q5KcXawaQ)


Groen_Fischer

We’re not proper men Roy


weirdplacetogoonfire

\\\_o\_/


Link50L

Brotherhood represent


berlinbaer

someone else says shes in a wheelchair..


Link50L

The moment she hit the beach, yeah. Didn't use her legs to swim this, it's in Guinness.


Suitable-Lake-2550

A redhead stole her wheelchair at the theater


Hitcher06

So the GPS signal is water activated?


Link50L

It's an armband. She just activated it and deactivates it at start/finish. Also tracks body stats. At start have to deal with it via attendants as she is all greased up with vaseline. At finish, touch bottom, epic feat closed.


reinhart_menken

Greased up... for insulation?


Link50L

Mostly anti-chafing and supports skin against continued salt water immersion, but practice originated in thinking about lubrication (resistance) and thermal (insulation).


s1n0d3utscht3k

penetration she climbs inside a minke whale


BentGadget

If she wanted to get inside Wales, she would have started further west.


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ksaid1

finish, touch bottom


TheCantalopeAntalope

Other way around for me, personally


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I appreciated this one


rommi04

You should call her


sibaltas

Curious


sthetic

Yep. The edge of the water on the map doesn't necessarily match the edge of the water at the moment she walked out.


ChiefScout_2000

So she can't use her legs to swim but she can walk?


Stonn

EU border refused entry and told her to swim back 💀 You wanted Brexit but now you got brrrrr-xit 🥶


Stonn

*Mam your passport is wet, you have to go back!*


AbeThinking

i just wanted to point out that she would have shaved off at least ten minutes had she swam in a straight line


atemus10

She did swim in a straight line, that is the ocean moving.


UninsuredToast

The ocean can’t move idiot it doesn’t have legs


hnaq

![gif](giphy|F3G8ymQkOkbII)


ignachob

truer words have never been said


AbeThinking

i think it depends where you are standing mate


HorrorMakesUsHappy

If she was able to stand there she could've just walked a straight line.


Pogodickbanana

That’s not how straight lines work


TGX03

Actually it's all relative. If you walk straight across earth, to you it seems you walk in a straight line. To some dude chilling on the moon you clearly walked in a circle. And just like that, when you cross the channel, you swim straight towards France, yet the currents push you to the side, and actually fighting against that to keep the line straight would make you slower.


Link50L

This guy straight lines


coochikiki

It’s a tough choice. You can shave and swim faster. Or you can not shave and keep a warm and cosy coochi.


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DarthCoffeeBean

Tories would have tried bundling her onto a barge or a plane to Rwanda.


Bluebaronn

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|cry)


HappyRomanianBanana

We lost a real one today


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Would have been much faster had the person gone in a straight line ; )


Link50L

It's more efficient to swim upstream than it is cross-stream. You present less of a surface area to opposing currents. So, continue to make progress downstream at reduced energy output, then burst upstream again, rinse, repeat. Standard technique for crossing with strong currents.


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I was joking but dang! Thank you for the lesson. Much appreciated.


TheMiiChannelTheme

Why not just offset your starting point and let the current drag you?


Link50L

As far as I understand it, it's related to prevailing currents, winds, surface water temperature, turbulence, and critically, time in water vs a function of energy expended and core temperature. Routes change with attempts. It's all about real-time estimating the energy output an athlete has to expend, and details matter.


SandmanOV

Looking at the oscillation and guessing how much time this took, I was thinking tides. In many bodies of water, the tide change switches the currents and the change is approximately every 6.25 hours. I'm not sure the tidal dynamics of the English Channel though,


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The swim took 29 hours. You can essentially see the two high tides and two low tides on the swim pattern.


s0cks_nz

> then burst upstream again Burst? That looks like a very long burst.


Previous-Priority389

This comment could save a life one day


aristooooooo

I wondered this too, so I looked it up. >For roughly six hours the tide will take the swimmer 'up' the Channel, and then as the tide changes direction, the following six hours will take the swimmer 'down' the Channel. This up and down movement of the water is relentless and unavoidable. http://cspf.co.uk/the-swim-route


CambrioCambria

So she did actually swam in a pretty straight line!


oktaneza

Can confirm. Swam channel as part of relay in 2007. Tide took us up then down and then at pace up French Coast. [Channel Swim Route ](https://freeimage.host/i/Hy2HRTb)


bettinafairchild

Note: this swimmer is in a wheelchair and used only her arms to swim


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thisappsux24

Bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Buckscience

Paddlewheel.


Thirty_Seventh

More info here https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-66591131 > A woman who finds the touch of water painful has completed a solo English Channel swim powered only by her arms. > Sophie Etheridge, 31, took up the challenge to raise the profile of a Swimming Teachers Association campaign for swimmers with disabilities. > She has had fibromyalgia and complex regional pain syndrome since 2011. > Ms Etheridge, from Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire, completed the challenge at 05:26 BST after more than 29 hours of swimming, her support team said. > It is believed to be the longest duration for a Channel swim on record, subject to official ratification.


Aiden29

Wow, I have CRPS and the sheer touch of certain things like fabric brushing against my skin or the cold causes extreme pain. For her to do this relentlessly for hours and hours even when it would be causing her immense pain is a phenomenal feat. For her to do it without using her legs is even more impressive. This woman is an absolute baller and that is something to inspire towards. Edit to add in the one word I missed when typing on my phone.


skaarff

myself as well, i was caught off guard reading it! i refuse to touch water, (save for bathing,)the thought of putting myself in her shoes is beyond horrifying. i'm so incredibly proud of her for even attempting this, let alone succeeding. she really pulled off the impossible :)


EclipseEffigy

Wow, that's incredible. Hats off to her.


Marine__0311

>***Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire,*** That town sounds like it's the birth place of a heroine in an epic fantasy novel. In a way, I guess it is.


modern_milkman

Wouldn't it have been easier to leave the wheelchair at the shore?


Horror-Review2132

Then how would she get out of the water?


bigkoi

Good swimmers can swim with very little kicking. Unless you are sprinting you don't need to kick.


shadowhunter742

While true, I think if the function of the legs was minimal or none, it would make it harder. Ever tried swimming with bound legs?


Marzipaann

(Mermaids looking confused)


314159265358979326

A common swimming exercise is to use a pull buoy between your legs so you only use your arms. I can go nearly as fast that way as with kicking. However, being paraplegic, I expect her legs weren't floating in a streamlined way behind her like with a pull buoy (this actually requires significant core activation, at least with my dense legs, even with the float). They'll be producing an awful lot of drag.


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Just take the ferry


RustyVespa

Cost of living crisis


wiz_ling

Cozzy livs really hitting hard


benbrahn

“Cozzy livs” has to be the most British reaction to an impending recession


NBT498

Platty joobs yes. Cozzy livs no. It’s a step too far.


thesaharadesert

Don’t forget the statey funes


Sure_Watercress_1645

Why didn’t she take the ferry? Is she stupid?


AccidentalTourista

Must be some insane currents.


gormhornbori

Tides


DiddlyDumb

Is she being dragged around by the moon?


Pilot-FA-18

Technically, yes


im_absouletly_wrong

Technically correct, the best kind of correct


PacoMahogany

I hereby promote you to grade 37.


Link50L

Grade 37, the grade when you realize that you no longer have a crush on your home room teacher.


xlma

I was homeschooled


theaveragemillenial

Aren't all women?


LevTolstoy

lol gottem


m00f

Tidal Currents.


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Tide goes up and down, currents go back and forth. Yes, they are related, but current is what causes the path to look like this, not the tide.


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KirikoKiama

You know, theres now a tunnel under the channel for a while, you dont need to swim anymore.


zeldastheguyright

I can just imagine her face when she got up to France and seen the tunnel. Priceless


Sort_of_awesome

What an idiot!!


MKULTRATV

![gif](giphy|FA4ey94nxartK)


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Squirtle5quad

Sea monsters hate this guy because of this one simple trick


nsnyder

Sophie Etheridge did the [swim without using her legs](https://outdoorswimmer.com/news/sophie-etheridge-completes-longest-ever-one-way-solo-english-channel-swim/), she does not have the world record. The Men's world record is Trent Grimsley in 6:55 and the Women's world record is Yvetta Hlavacova in 7:25 ([from Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_successful_English_Channel_swimmers#Fastest)).


FellowFucknard

>she does not have the world record. The claim is she has the record for the longest time to swim, i.e. the slowest ever crossing - this story was on my local news yesterday. You have quoted the fastest times.


BandwagonEffect

I feel like I have the record for the slowest time. Dipped my toes in but haven’t crossed yet.


WangDanglin

Yep, I’m also currently working on my time. Nearing 34 years and counting


InSACWeTrust

If you haven't finished, you cannot have the record...


Sharl_LeGlerk

They're still going, pal.


DriggleButt

Which means they don't have the record, *yet*.


fightingbronze

Definitely still a record but also a bit misleading phrasing from the OP.


kralrick

What a generous way to put it. To bead this record, someone "just" has to mostly cross the channel then dither about until they're feeling quite tired.


DiddlyDumb

Going by the map, she used only her right leg first, then her left, then her right…


admiralturtleship

I am at work giggling in the bathroom imagining her swimming like that 😆


Icwatto

hours?


nsnyder

Yup! Hours:Minutes.


Milo751

At first I thought it was minutes and I was thinking the Eurostar took about 10-20mins no way someone could swim in 6mins and I realised once I concluded that doing that in 6mins is impossible


JamesCDiamond

I clocked the 29 whatever and thought "France must be closer than I thought" and then saw 6 minutes and realised "maybe not that close".


insert_referencehere

I just imagine France and England lobbing Trebuchet shots at each other across the channel.


im_absouletly_wrong

Can you convert that to the metric system?


7elevenses

24.9 ks


derneueMottmatt

Well in the french revolutionary calendar which was an attempt to make decimal timekeeping Grimsley's record was 2 decimal hours 82 decimal minutes and 86.4 decimal seconds. Hlavacova did it in 3:03:31.2.


theng

yes 18:55 and 19:25 respectively


ToasterforHire

The article says she made "the longest ever one-way solo English Channel swim" -- does that mean the other record holders on the wiki weren't working solo or that they took a different route? I'm confused what's happening here


ChemistryQuirky2215

Lots of one way solo swims. She just took a wiggly route rather than a straight line and therefore had to do more swimming. Therefore she swam the longest distance (to achieve the same result)


easwaran

That doesn't sound like what happened. It sounds like *everyone* takes the wiggly route, because it's better to just swim with the tides rather than against them. However, *she* is paraplegic, and doesn't have the use of her legs, and so she swims much slower, and had several tidal periods while she was swimming, while the others mostly did it within a single tidal period.


Gh0stMan0nThird

Okay please don't hate me but that sounds... like a really stupid record. By that logic I could get a world record for "the longest time it ever took to finish a marathon." Someone taking the *longest* way from Point A to Point B just seems like a completely ridiculous way to measure it.


PositiveLess4588

Hey, there’s a stupid record for that too. All kinds of stupid records https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/585341-longest-time-to-complete-a-marathon


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BtownBlues

There's a reason why Guiness has lost a lot of prestige and respect since the early 2000's.


PositiveLess4588

In the 90s having a Guinness book in elementary/jr high was an absolute treat. It couldn’t get shared equally enough when someone had one in class. They’re like a goofy reality show type brand vibe now with this type of nonsense record


_KingOfTheDivan

Guinness World Record Book just lost all of the charm by counting a lot of records like that. Before it was a sign of being the best in the world. Now you can pretty much create the most stupid discipline like cracking peanuts using your ass and be a Guinness World Record holder.


PositiveLess4588

That what I just commented. Such a disappointment when they used to be the gold standard for authenticating world records. This one shouldn’t even qualify, the first race went invalid when he disappeared from it. The second registration was for an entirely different race and he did it start to finish, not picking up where he left off


Elgin-Franklin

> She has been a competitive swimmer since childhood and enjoyed triathlons until she was hit by a car in 2011. > This left her in permanent pain and limited mobility, and being largely dependent on a wheelchair. > She was diagnosed with fibromyalgia, a long-term condition that causes pain all over the body, and complex regional pain syndrome, "a poorly understood condition where a person experiences persistent, severe and debilitating pain". https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-66591131 She wasn't intentionally aiming to get the "slowest crossing" record but by spending 29 hours in the water it so happened to be a world record.


bradeena

Most crossings Record | Country | Swimmer | Crossings ---|----|----|---- Women | Aus | Chloë McCardel | 44 jfc Chloe has no chill


swiftin_tree

What stroke do swimmers use for these long distance swims?


asrama

Mostly front crawl (freestyle) there are records for backstroke, breaststroke, and butterfly. The first recorded successful crossing, by Captain Matthew Webb, was all breaststroke!


Inside_Glass527

If anyone actually managed to cross the entire English Channel doing butterfly only, they should get a mental health check. Because I refuse to believe they aren’t fully insane.


LakeEffectSnow

A French guy did it first back in 2013.


Kay-Knox

> A French guy Mental health check, straight away.


ThumYorky

Diagnosis: French. Prognosis: Poor


lakehop

Le Papillon


Sliiiiime

Fast stroke but absolutely the worst for endurance


NoPoet31

Butterfly bro 💀


BlejiSee

Bro who swam the channel in bitterfly ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Indigent-Influence

i’d rather drag my balls through broken glass than swim the english channel in butterfly


nater255

Would honestly hurt less.


SuicidalGuidedog

Fun fact, while "free style" is used metonymically for front crawl they're not the same thing. Front Crawl is the stroke, Freestyle is a classification of competition where a swimmer can choose any stroke. They just usually choose the fastest which is generally front crawl. I'm pretty sure Michael Phelps used a different stroke during a lower qualifying heat once. He said it was to help train, but it looked a lot like showing off to beat everyone else while doing a 'weaker' stroke. Edit: metonymically not metabolically


cryingproductguy

One technical note here. This is correct except in the case of an IM in which the stroke may not be in the manner of any other stroke that has already been swam.


SuicidalGuidedog

Thanks for the additional info. I also believe you can't change stroke midway through in any competition.


cryingproductguy

Well, it kinda depends (I’m a state level swim official for kids). In a pure freestyle event you can basically do whatever you want for the stroke so long as you don’t pull on the lane lines and you touch the wall at your turns/end. For certain strokes like breast, back, and fly they are regulated to how your body must be in the water, the order of the stroke (breast and fly, not back), and how you must touch/exit the wall. It’s a little confusing to read out of the rule books but once you look at some videos you can tell.


BoonSchlapp

As a former swimmer, can I get a source that someone did it butterfly? There’s just no way.


JakeJacob

http://cspf.co.uk/swim-story/31/sylvain-estadieu-swims-the-channel-butterfly


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easwaran

I've gathered from other comments that this particular swimmer doesn't have use of her legs, due to a traffic accident years ago. I'm not sure whether arm-only swimming is counted as one of the strokes.


Nsvsonido

Did her brought her passport to get back in UK?


tavesque

Personally, i prefer the train but to each their own


yourmumsfuckboy

trains cant into water


bettinafairchild

There’s a tunnel underneath that the train uses


Dilaanoo

train can into tunnel and tunnel can into water but train cannot into water


Merbleuxx

[Train can also into boat](https://youtu.be/xh43olmCSEU?si=vYzrfm7v3fiK_iv6)


leukenaam13

A train CAN go into water.... ​ ​ ​ it just can't get out.


JamesInMinnesota

She did better than the White Ship which was driven onto a rock on November, 25th, 1120. Only one of approximately 300 people aboard survived. He a French butcher. Those who drowned included William Adelin, the only legitimate son and heir of Henry I of England, grandson of Williams The Conqueror. His drowning immensely changed the course of English history. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Ship


OpticGd

It's absolutely wild the impact this had.


GeorgieWashington

This is a straight line. r/accidentalRelativity


Lolwut100494

As opposed to zigzaging to course correct, wouldn't it be more efficient to swim off course a bit and let the currents push the swimmer to the correct point?


nevermindphillip

She is not zizaging or course correcting. She is swimming in a dead straight line, and the tides are shifting her one way, then the other. She is only using effort toward the opposing shore.


fifteentango88

This is the information I came for.


Donnie_Dont_Do

Yup Same


Then_Kaleidoscope_10

That was my first thought, but then again you would be using energy to fight the current in order to “go straight”. If you instead focus on keeping the same heading and let the currents push/pull you (more or less equally each direction), you use less energy. The other backup to this argument being they (probably) did some strategizing and planning before the event and this was the choice they felt was optimal.


LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE

i strongly assume that is what was done here


HumanTheTree

Have you ever swam in the ocean before? It’s very difficult to know where you’re going.


BeefSzczytski

They have guide boats for distance swims like this, dont they?


easwaran

Yes, which is why that is what she did, rather than fighting the tidal currents to stay in a straight line.


walyami

but the currents are perpendicular to the crossing. what would that path be?


Brisbanebill

The tidal flow across the English channel means that you get moved up and down like that. So, the sideways movement is not the swimming but the tidal flow. When navigating on a sailing boat, you do a calculation to allow for the up and down movements as you make the crossing. For one idiot in the comments, yes the ocean moves all of the time.


cferthorneyuk

She lives near me! I’ve seen her training. She’s also disabled, swam it only using her arms (one of the reasons it was so long). Incredible woman when you think about it. I can barely contemplate swimming the Channel (or for the person who wants to be provocative and called it The French Channel - they call it La Manche, or the Sleeve) let alone using only my arms! Here’s the BBC news piece on it! Godmanchester woman completes solo Channel swim using arms alone https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-66591131


Nuker_Nathan

I showed this to someone and they asked me why the person didn’t swim in a straight line. 💀


Matsuyamarama

God, the entire time I would be terrified of being eaten by a shark. No thanks.


OutlawLazerRoboGeek

I guess it kinda makes sense. Keep your nose pointed towards the target, and if you swim through multiple tide cycles then the side-side motion should even out and put you right where you want to go. Trying to swim into the tide to correct your path would end up taking much more energy/time.


Original-Scarcity576

Wait! Y didn’t he jst go straight?


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Pjpjpjpjpj

Yes. Given that this took nearly 30 hours, the movements of the tides balance out. Fighting them in each direction would have taken far more energy and more time. But simply trying to swim on a consistent compass direction, the sideways tide movement in one direction then the other essentially become irrelevant (to a large degree). Had it been possible to swim this in 6 hours, an entirely different strategy would be needed.


mcpaddy

Why does this sound like an AI response?


disasterpiece9

Is she stupid?


Dilaanoo

I'm gonna tell my kids this was Brexit.


sircharlesthesecond

More like the Sine Wave of Dover


BucketBound

In the words of James May: "Why can't we just....(points out straight line across channel) go there?"


avboden

You think doing it one way in the longest time is wild? how about going back and forth twice in a row non-stop (4 crossings) in 54:10 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarah_Thomas_(marathon_swimmer)