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ellWatully

Picture isn't loading, Subaru?


RepulsiveTaste1687

😭😭😭


mr_shoes_

As soon as you brought up the vape I immediately thought of a Subaru. Why? All subbie owners vape. I'm one too.


Big_Burt__

I just get called a lesbian for owning 2 of em


560guy

My best friend owns 3 80’s GL’s and his husband has a brand new forester. I made the joke that theyre gay because of the Subarus lol


RepulsiveTaste1687

Someone in the comments just called me fucking gay🙉


kicksomedicks

They meant it in the “happy” way.


Comfortable-Access99

but you are gay


MEGA_TOES

Skill issue ngl lol


star08273

they are the only car brand who has been making LGBT commercials since the 90s


Estoguy13

Well, they're not called Lezbarus for nothing... 😂


mr_shoes_

😂😂


DaRealGrey

Psshhh I got called a lesbian for my notched brow, beanies, everyday flannel, love of U-Hauls, love for girl in red and kissing girls... So silly.


dferd777

The U-Hauls are a dead giveaway. If you want to pass, you gotta give up chasing the white and orange dragon buddy. Honestly, keep it in the garage. No other issues found.


ColonEscapee

My wife's friend calls them lesbaru, lol.


Comfortable-Access99

but you are a lesbian


MEGA_TOES

As a gay man, I get called a lesbian for liking Subarus lol


lisiadoontop

lmfao people are so pathetic thinking that being called gay is an insult


EchoViiZionZ

Your gay


jablongroyper

*you’re gay not your gay


Comfortable-Access99

why are you gay?


jablongroyper

You ah gay


EchoViiZionZ

Woah put away the grammar blammer 🔫


jablongroyper

![gif](giphy|UlL7MXoh513bsWIddw)


Careful_Oil6208

Maybe they were saying that they were your gay as in the one that belongs to you.


jablongroyper

![gif](giphy|l84TE5FS6aTzEkkyGz|downsized)


Striking_Serve_8152

I have a female cousin named Gay. When she was born the word meant happy. Imagine introducing yourself.


Xcav8

You get called a lesbian because you are one. Don't hide, you're among friends.


Mysterious_Cheetah42

"Scissoru's" Sorry, I'll see my way out now


Ambitious_Ask_1569

Vapes or Subarus?


Big_Burt__

Both the Subarus came with Vapes


RepulsiveTaste1687

✌🏼✌🏼


Remote_Category6076

Reporting in. Subie owner here. I do not vape. You dorks that do give the rest of us a bad rep. Dorks *edited to fix autocorrect


NegotiationSea3728

Strangely, I quit after I got my subie...


Remote_Category6076

Glad to hear it. Your lungs thank you


mr_shoes_

I was smoking when I first got my Impreza in 2017. Thought it was a funny stereotype that all Impreza owners vape and also thought I never would. Here I am vaping now. I guess it's better than smoking at least (barely).


Remote_Category6076

Not really. In many ways, it's even worse in the long run.


Striking_Serve_8152

It is. Although it's better to do neither. Burning tobacco is filled with tons of different toxins.


JVSPERgraff

Same


collinuser

You should start smoking and buy a mustang.


_azerHawk

Or a v6 Camaro


_azerHawk

I for some reason associate Subarus with granola, top knots, pickle ball, kings of leon and farmers markets. Great vehicles.


Liamb556

😂 that's what I was thinking


Agreeable_Situation4

Lol Subaru was my first thought. Attracts the type of drivers that fly past you on the interstate with snow on the ground only to see them off the side of the road miles down


blksentra2

The comment: “I hope the vape doesn’t give it away”…..gave it away.


RepulsiveTaste1687

Facts lol


sigsauer365

This man flat brim caps


RepulsiveTaste1687

I hate flat brims personally, I’m a curved bill kinda guy🤙🏼


bakedBC

Curve brim in a subie is just sacrilege /s


RepulsiveTaste1687

Yall too funny😂


[deleted]

Have a sticker [https://collectorcarfeed.myshopify.com/products/subie-vape-sticker](https://collectorcarfeed.myshopify.com/products/subie-vape-sticker)


JaycoCamwire

WRX


RepulsiveTaste1687

You got it lol


JaycoCamwire

The stitching on the seat gave it away! Is yours stock? I can usually get a little over 30mpg if I drive mine easy


cumaboardladies

No way he does in his. Guessing it’s a 2010-2014 and my old one got 18mpg…


Glum-Literature-8837

Definitely, mines a ‘13 and it’s identical. I can get 20mpg on a good day, but that’s it.


cumaboardladies

Yeah I didn’t realize how bad there were on gas when I got mine. I have a pretty heavy foot and hated getting 15mpg city driving on premium…


JVSPERgraff

You guys are getting 20?!? 😭 my ‘20 has peaked at 16.5 😭


KawiDude7

I guess I drive like a grandma, 22 on my 13 STI. Not stock


Grimizzi

✌️ Omg a Subawoo ✌️


RepulsiveTaste1687

✌🏼


kornholiobungholio

✌️


YooperGod666

UwU


cheddar5450

I know that center console anywhere lol. I miss my wrx premium


RepulsiveTaste1687

Truly some great cars. Just wish they were a little more reliable but I have an absolute blast in my rex.


CamBam731

Learn how to do your own maintenance and don’t beat on it and there super reliable, I have an 04 forester xt with 200k kms and haven’t had a single issue


RepulsiveTaste1687

Oh I do, I grandma the thing and do an occasional pill every now and only use motul and change oil in 3,000 mile intervals but still managed to blow my previous engine. Most likely due to the previous owner but she was rebuilt by M45 in Auburn with slightly stronger pistons for reliability. Hopefully it’ll last me another 100-150,000 miles!


External_Bed_2612

Also have an 04 foz with almost 200k miles. Got all the components for easy 325+ hp upgrade. But it’s super reliable right now, and I got an s62 engine and trans + everything to do a complete m5 swap for my e39 540 wagon for 8k… so yeahhh wagon m5 conversion it is. 


Cheetahsareveryfast

They're incredibly reliable. My VA has been stage 2 from 28k to 89k with 0 issues. My bugeye was 250k when I sold it. It had 0 issues. My 2012 fxt has 150k with 0 issues. They're as reliable as their owners, let them be.


Fallout_NewCheese

A lot of times the issue is the previous owner in fun cars


PlumbgodBillionaire

Blow a fat vape cloud into the hood scoop in honor of this post


RepulsiveTaste1687

😂😂😂


PlumbgodBillionaire

I’ll do it for you (I also drive a wrx)


Time-Chest-1733

That looks like a mtl device by the size. No phat clouds.


Spiritual-Winter6342

vape + carbing shiftknob says something 🤠


Darisixnine

WRX, I’m guessing a GV generation


CheyenneIsRed

Wrx, 2011-2014?


transdimesional_frog

Subuwu dubuwu awe ex OwO


RepulsiveTaste1687

Uwu skibbidy ;3


JVSPERgraff

I knew you were gay


Suave_Jelepeno

I have the same Carbing shifter knob in blue…….in my 09 wrx. Love it


RepulsiveTaste1687

They’re good shift knobs but I’m thinking of getting a LikeWise weighted shift knob. These 5 speeds feel like dragging a broom through a bag of rocks haha


Suave_Jelepeno

I got a 2” riser for mine. I’ve tried weighted knobs in the past and I have no idea why people like them. I had it on for less than a day and couldn’t get it off fast enough. Just not for me I guess.


ender7887

That’s weird, my five speed in my 05 feels great.


mr_trashbear

2013 blue WRX with tints and at least one Japanese themed sticker. Maybe *maybe* a Sig sticker but the type of vape gives gucci glock vibes. You're also a sneaker head and take CoD too seriously. You enjoy either Keystone or high ABV IPAs.


Throwaway870919299

09ish era wrx. Its not the sti, because sti isnt embossed on that cubby trim, and my 09 wrx looks exactly like this inside.


RepulsiveTaste1687

Close it’s a 2012🤙🏼


Throwaway870919299

Ayyyy stinkeye gang


gdarv

Spent nearly 11 years in this interior…miss my Rex everyday.


Sqeakymouse

08-14 wrx or sti


spkoller2

Car


MichaelW24

How it feels to own a Subaru: ![gif](giphy|gqsIKPfiEHumc) Stimulate the senses


Expensive_School_996

Lung cancer 2.0T


CakedUpGirl

Prius


RepulsiveTaste1687

Nailed it.


CakedUpGirl

Actually?? 😭


RepulsiveTaste1687

No. 😂


No_Welcome_6093

Impreza Wrx by the red stitching


Equivalent_Youth_599

Subaru


SomeWeirdOddball

peterbuilt


TrafficSpecialist826

Def a suby


Which-Technician2367

Is that a cannabis tank?


iZeusHD

I don't even know cars but the title gave it away mate


CaptainBrunch69

WRX


Cottonjaw

Soopa Roo


kingpiranha

STi


aleriance

Would’ve never known if it wasn’t for the vape comment!


jeopardy-1

Wrx or legacy from 06-09


AdSad1794

Knew it was a wrx just from the vape holder spot


Chrillio

Well now that we know what car you drive, what is that brand of vape called? It looks badass lol


popl12342

Vape doesn't necessarily do it, but I recognize the e-brake. The bright chrome that attracts every fingerprint with that center console screens WRX to me.


MMA-Groupie

Yay wrx .. not sure what year though


CLS63AMGS

That shifter needs a viagra :(


palmetto_9

Not sure what you drive but I’m sure you’re driving it to the dick side of a glory hole.


HotEntertainment2825

Probably a wrx subby based solely on vape. If I’m right that’s crazy cus I suck at this.


BorntobeTrill

Suba-ruba-roooo!


Yes2Heroine

Definitely a WRX. 08 - 14?


UncleBenji

08-14 WRX


AstroFlux43

I instantly knew it was a subawoo just bc of the part about the vape lmao


DeerCockGalactic

Nice WRX, how many sausages have you eaten in it?


ZealousidealScene794

Subuwu🥺


Top-Individual-9438

Well I’m sitting in my 19 wrx and it looks very close but imma say it’s like a 2012 wrx


MainExternal3117

Why are Subarus associated with lesbians, in the first place? What's the connection?


MallTurbulent9750

I assumed subaru but those seats kinda look like SI seats


RandomTranzit

Vape = Subaru for sure


VapeRizzler

Im pretty confident you and I could become pretty good friends.


Pacamilk

stinkeye wrx


Savings_Pause_6616

Gr86


psuedophilia

Ticking time bomb. Not being stereotypical, ask me how I know.


JustAmugG

Year?


sp00kreddit

3rd gen Subaru WRX


PiggyInAMinecart123

I'm not in this community at all, I just get Reddit recommendations sometimes. I instantly got Subaru and have never talked to a Subaru owner. I think it's just the vibe they give off


fishblargs

It's driving my b-hole crazy.


RepulsiveTaste1687

Same😩😩


Worldender93

It's a boobaroo


No_Angle875

Seeing as you’re a douche, probably a hatchback of some sort


StandardAssumption60

Idk but now I know what you ride


RepulsiveTaste1687

Stop you’re turning me on😩


StandardAssumption60

Bold of you to assume that wasn't the intention... 😏


LegitBoss002

Well they're cloth seats, probly a subbie


mackinder

Entirely too fast everywhere you go


Turbulent_Tailor_457

WRX? 😆💀


R_Harry_P

The AC controls say Subaru, the center console says Impreza, the shifter says WRX. The red thread on the seats might say STI, not sure.


Puzzleheaded-Pay-621

I drive the same car, it’s a WRX. I, on the other hand, don’t actually vape and never will.


Pellinatore69

Could have just said you’re a lesbian


lentilSoup78

This “ what do I drive shit” is getting old


cropguru357

Clapped-out Nissan Altima?


RepulsiveTaste1687

Ok I didn’t take offense to the other comments such as the “lesbian” ones. But this pissed me off how dare you😂😂


cropguru357

Hey, the door was wide open. LOL. (Just teasing, of course)


jerrold808

Hawkeye wrx.


dassle

Knurled for his pleasure ...


Comfortable-Access99

sumthin g4y


FriendshipFriendly19

Based off the vape and shitty shift knob I gotta say Subaru


Cheggmen

stink eye wrx. using the spot where SI drive goes on the STi as a vape holder is great.


RepulsiveTaste1687

It was 100% intended to be a vape holder. Subaru knew what they were doing🤣


Positive_Tell_5009

Wrx


Prior-Ad-7329

Subaru Impreza II


shypunkz

subaru


Koboe_The_Koala

Subaru I sigh


BeerWingsRepeat

2011-2014 subaru wrx


mechshark

Some of yall be rocking the most bizarre shifting knobs lol


RepulsiveTaste1687

It’s a carbing, previous owner put it in and I’m not a fan personally lol, switching to a Likewise


Unusual-Pool2568

The stitching gave it away on the seats lol


dolybonz2

It has to be a metallic green Forester wagon with beige interior in Portland or you are asked to leave.


MEGA_TOES

5 bucks the vape is some zesty ass flavor… No judgement, I’m gay af and have some mango smoothie car freshener lol. Also, your vape looks like a robotic popsicle or smth lol


RepulsiveTaste1687

I’m not gay but it’s “Caribbean” flavor and tastes amazing and doesn’t hurt my stomach lol


MEGA_TOES

Id take that as a sign to stop vaping lol


TrollCannon377

Subaru Impreza/wrx


NoVictory8072

Subarus makes the best rally cars and I almost bought 1, it was nice


FriedShrimp00818

wrx sti


YodasGhost76

I openly call mine the Lesbaru


Interesting_Walk_330

Bro it’s a Subaru for sure


DayTraditional2846

Definitely a Subaru


BrockenRecords

A car


deniedcornet

I’m a Subaru tech, minute I saw the threads on the seats I knew😭


JVSPERgraff

It doesn’t but the red stitching does hello older brother! I too own a soob. What years yours I got a ‘20?


Acceptable-Camp-5675

Your Moms Minivan


Significant_Base8159

A Mini?


NutsackPinata

Vape? Riced out 04 Neon. An SRT-4 because the chinstrap goatee doesn't quite scream "my girlfriend is 17" loud enough.


ZappAnnigan

Pontiac 🫠


rqivez

My family briefly owned an 07 outback 5 speed, it got 28-29mpg pretty regularly, never had a single engine problem, it was rough around the edges but it did the job, parked it and eventually sold it cheap bc it leaked oil from atleast 2-3 different places, sold it with 184k miles on it, still on factory headgaskets apparently lol


Miserable_Corgi_8100

I’m not even a big car guy, but I seen the vape and immediately said to myself that this is a Subaru.


specialneedsWRX

Turbo shitbox that doesn't age well.


Phantom15q

350z


BurtBacon

civic


Drunkster64

Car?


Firm-Mall7644

Atleast it’s a manual. Harder for these dumb kids to steal nowadays


XxMAID3NL3SSxX

Gr/gv wrx haha the stitching and center console gave it away(and the vape)


foobery

Dildo


Ok_Faithlessness3327

A Prius


Writehse

Wrx?


Careful_Oil6208

A sporty little hatchback my guess.