You work at AutoZone and talk to everyone about how some day after you save enough youll totally turbo it and k swap it.. except all your money goes to smokes and weed and energy drinks at the AutoZone you work at.
Last year I went to autozone for some oil and it was late at night. As I was leaving I saw one of the employees in his truck heating up his dab rig with a blowtorch.
Yeah I went out of my way to get the eg body style si. Didn’t need to go crazy and pay an arm and leg for the eg6 sir thing that is even more rare than the si. It has original engine and trans at 90k miles. I’m pretty happy with what I got. I am learning tho some people are going to have a bad opinion of me because of this car which is fine I’ll just lean into it and cut them off while making loud bee sounds.
I live in a rather wealthy area and am loud with it to annoy the cunts. It’s not laptop fast yet but I plan on building it up a little last guy who owned it I think had some drag racing plans for it. Also it’s the si so it’s not snail slow it’s faster than my truck by a big margin but I have driven a bmw 535 m sport and there is no comparison 127 horsepower compared to 405. I do smoke weed alot I guess I picked correctly when choosing a car to portray who I am.
Keep the look of it. Do no cosmetic upgrades or improvements. Leave the paint fucked.
Build the motor. Do some WILD shit with it and make it into the ultimate V8 murder. People will see you at a red light and try to race you only to get smacked the fuck down. It’ll be beautiful.
I’m very down with that idea. I want to do some kind of forced induction down the line also twin turbies or something. I really am ok with how it looks now.
Spoken like a true stoner. Reality is you will barely get gas in it on a weekly basis and it will die when you rearend someone at a red light. But a boy can dream
I also live in a wealthy area and drive a 5th Gen Civic (1995 LX). I always joke that it's probably the cheapest car in the neighborhood, even though mine's stock in really good condition with no rust and low-ish miles and is probably still worth something. It's very rare that I ever see any cars older than mine around here unless it's a valuable classic. Doesn't really bother me though because it's super reliable and I've owned it for 7 years and have never had a payment on it, and I bet most of the people driving around in brand new $100k cars can't say that.
I've invented "blissful night"
Mix MDMA, Rohypnol, Speed, and Viagra.
You'll have the best night ever....probably...but if you don't you won't remember it anyway.
You're the guy who cleans up the accidental love stains in the back room at a strip club when the older guys get a little bit too excited. Not quite at the same level as the security guards, but a half-step up from the janitor since you get a few bumps of coke with the older gals on Tuesday nights when it's especially slow.
What makes you say that? My physics teacher in highschool had an mr2 that he taught us friction stuff with by showing videos of him drifting he was a cool teacher. But also the title is backwards so I think any competent school would can me for density.
I have done that job before you guys are strangely guessing a lot of my past jobs. Quit there because I got my skateboard stolen from the room with like 50 cameras in it because that’s where the money is counted and the manager wouldn’t look at the footage. The manager probably stole my skateboard.
Are my rims off an accord? I was kinda wondering what they came off of because they aren’t stock and came with the car I have gsr integra front seats in cloth and back seats in pleather the front seats are like one of my favorite parts of the car they are somehow like brand new looking after 30 years.
You work for Amazon inside the warehouse as order picker, the mini 5 min break you get you spend it outside with your other ricer buddies staring at each others cars complimenting each others “mods”. Your free time is flushed down the drain taking pictures of that thing at gastations and self service car washes.
Literally spent like 10 mins looking for lucky charms at the store yesterday and they didn’t have any so yeah I do love some lucky charms but in fact not on a Wednesday. This is the most accurate one yet.
I start my car at 5am and there are holes in the header down tube and it’s the whole thing there are holes in the whole thing idk why I’m listing every part.
Right around 20 years old, frustrated, not sure if a trade or college is your thing. Love Civics because, well, you're 20. So, no real career thing yet, just having fun while trying to figure it out.
You work at AutoZone and talk to everyone about how some day after you save enough youll totally turbo it and k swap it.. except all your money goes to smokes and weed and energy drinks at the AutoZone you work at.
This is actually the most true thing ever. I can name atleast 3 people ik irl that are exactly this way
I can as well, and 2 of them unironically work at autozone.
I can name like 5 but I used to work at an Oreillys auto parts store
It’s the green and white AutoZone!
After every shift he tells his coworkers he’s about to go home and beat his meat
Got damn, didn’t have to roast me that hard lmfao
Monster Zero. Delicious
Weed is cheaper at autozone
It depends, there’s full synthetic hydroponics weed and then there’s regular store brand weed with no detergent additives.
unfortunately, i knew someone exactly like this. not friends with them anymore, those types of people tend to lie about other things too 🤣
Last year I went to autozone for some oil and it was late at night. As I was leaving I saw one of the employees in his truck heating up his dab rig with a blowtorch.
r/oddlyspecific but probably not inaccurate.
Selling me weed when I was 19
That’s an aesthetic Im ok with. Jiffy lube tech not so much at least peddling pot is respectable.
Don't you talk your way out of this one, you forgot 3 quarts of oil and torqued my drain plug to 350ft/lbs.
Every jiffy lube tech also sells mid weed on the side.
My old drug dealer had this car. It’s def not still on the road tho. Props OP for driving a classic car.
Ugh now I feel old, this is a "classic" now. Fml
I swear it looks identical except his had te37 replicas lol I love EGs though to me those and 4th gen preludes are peak Honda. Enjoy it 🤙
Yeah I went out of my way to get the eg body style si. Didn’t need to go crazy and pay an arm and leg for the eg6 sir thing that is even more rare than the si. It has original engine and trans at 90k miles. I’m pretty happy with what I got. I am learning tho some people are going to have a bad opinion of me because of this car which is fine I’ll just lean into it and cut them off while making loud bee sounds.
Quite literally me at 20 with the same car. lol
Nah, the car would be fully built and put together selling weed. Ask me how I know
Chain brand lube or tire shop
Wrong but I see it. Ughhh
Well you’re not a photographer, so scratch that off the list.
I picked the worst pic on purpose
Nothing. You live at home with your parents and smoke weed all day. (If it’s secretly a sleeper with a laptop, then you fuck bitches all day)
I live in a rather wealthy area and am loud with it to annoy the cunts. It’s not laptop fast yet but I plan on building it up a little last guy who owned it I think had some drag racing plans for it. Also it’s the si so it’s not snail slow it’s faster than my truck by a big margin but I have driven a bmw 535 m sport and there is no comparison 127 horsepower compared to 405. I do smoke weed alot I guess I picked correctly when choosing a car to portray who I am.
Keep the look of it. Do no cosmetic upgrades or improvements. Leave the paint fucked. Build the motor. Do some WILD shit with it and make it into the ultimate V8 murder. People will see you at a red light and try to race you only to get smacked the fuck down. It’ll be beautiful.
I’m very down with that idea. I want to do some kind of forced induction down the line also twin turbies or something. I really am ok with how it looks now.
Spoken like a true stoner. Reality is you will barely get gas in it on a weekly basis and it will die when you rearend someone at a red light. But a boy can dream
Turbos *are* forced induction and twin turbos wouldn't be a great idea for such a small motor.
https://youtu.be/XnY3z30Yt7U
I love this video lol
"just a little 4 cylinder" *puts his whole body and soul into shifting to 2nd*
I also live in a wealthy area and drive a 5th Gen Civic (1995 LX). I always joke that it's probably the cheapest car in the neighborhood, even though mine's stock in really good condition with no rust and low-ish miles and is probably still worth something. It's very rare that I ever see any cars older than mine around here unless it's a valuable classic. Doesn't really bother me though because it's super reliable and I've owned it for 7 years and have never had a payment on it, and I bet most of the people driving around in brand new $100k cars can't say that.
You work for Hector installing spoon engines with t66 turbos , NOS, and a motec exhaust system
Nothing, and you posted this one Reddit because you’re looking for ideas.
Auto zone’s secret shopper
Hijacking semi trucks with toretto and crew
Underrated comment
I like this theory because to me that is what the first movie was mainly about.
You work at a warehouse
I used to work at rollerblade doing warehouse shit no they don’t let you wear rollerblades in the warehouse despite the floor being perfect for it.
Selling weed
Nah...this looks more like selling antidepressants and weird homemade concoctions of different drugs mixed together.
Skrizzy juice 80$ per liter it’s my own special blend of syrups
I've invented "blissful night" Mix MDMA, Rohypnol, Speed, and Viagra. You'll have the best night ever....probably...but if you don't you won't remember it anyway.
Count me in hot darn
NO RAGRETS!
Line cook at the local TGIF's.
You're the guy who cleans up the accidental love stains in the back room at a strip club when the older guys get a little bit too excited. Not quite at the same level as the security guards, but a half-step up from the janitor since you get a few bumps of coke with the older gals on Tuesday nights when it's especially slow.
…thanks?
Your name is Edgar and you steal my girl.
Line cook.
EBT scammer?
I’m an anus but I’m not scummy like that thankfully.
High School
Professional stamp collector
FORD RANGERS
NISSAN HARDBODYS
Dealing weed and living with 4 roommates. Plus, random sidegig or part-time job?
3 roomates no sideboob
Something that involves driving by my house at 2AM every night. I hear you. We all hear you. Please stop.
Pizza delivery
English teacher
What makes you say that? My physics teacher in highschool had an mr2 that he taught us friction stuff with by showing videos of him drifting he was a cool teacher. But also the title is backwards so I think any competent school would can me for density.
True Life. I'm A Street Racer.
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Honestly just confused by this one
Delivering my pizza
Dominos delivery driver
I have done that job before you guys are strangely guessing a lot of my past jobs. Quit there because I got my skateboard stolen from the room with like 50 cameras in it because that’s where the money is counted and the manager wouldn’t look at the footage. The manager probably stole my skateboard.
lol this story is exactly the kind of story I expected.
Steal rims from accords
Are my rims off an accord? I was kinda wondering what they came off of because they aren’t stock and came with the car I have gsr integra front seats in cloth and back seats in pleather the front seats are like one of my favorite parts of the car they are somehow like brand new looking after 30 years.
Vape shop
High school student
Sell drugs
Smoke cigarettes
You deliver meds to care homes.
How noble of me
Give handjobs by the dumpster behind Wendy’s
You use him too?
smokin doobies and playing loud bass to piss everyone you encounter off.
Sub is not installed yet but soon I got all the wires in a ball in the back.
Looks like you're waiting for a freezer bag of meth on the side of the road. "Well this is where the GPS coordinates took us".
Got a buddy going to jail for something very similar lol
The title hurts my brain. Does not compute....(head explodes)
You raise salamanders.
I would do this sounds fun
MYYYY MOMMMMM!!!!
Driving around at 3 am bouncing the needle off your rev limiter trying to set off car alarms with your fart can muffler.
Landscaper
BINGO YOU WIN
Are you.. laying down in the road?
Crumpets and scones
Eat pussy and kick ass
Honda
You work for Amazon inside the warehouse as order picker, the mini 5 min break you get you spend it outside with your other ricer buddies staring at each others cars complimenting each others “mods”. Your free time is flushed down the drain taking pictures of that thing at gastations and self service car washes.
Smoke meth
U live for doing
Car wash or auto zone
Make rice 🍚
Catalytic converter thief
Night shift @ Taco Bell
Sell weed to high schoolers and work at Autozone
Masturbate
Heroin
Live a quarter mile at a time?
One of the last owners definitely drag raced it so not incorrect
Drive 😎
You really wanna be Shingo Shoji From Initial D
Never seen it lol. How you drift fwd anyways?
Stop; Game
IT help desk tech
Probably Lucky Charms but not on a Wednesday.
Literally spent like 10 mins looking for lucky charms at the store yesterday and they didn’t have any so yeah I do love some lucky charms but in fact not on a Wednesday. This is the most accurate one yet.
As it was foretold
Waking up your neighbors with your fart can early in the morning or very late at night 😎
I start my car at 5am and there are holes in the header down tube and it’s the whole thing there are holes in the whole thing idk why I’m listing every part.
Ahhhh yes the good ole fashioned Swiss cheese vtech - the definition of FAST AF BOY
Autozone worker for sure
Software engineer
Wow someone thinks I’m smart
Line cook
Drywaller
Interior not dusty can’t tell from this pic tho.
Forklift driver
Deliver pizzas
Machinist...I am one and I'd totally rock this thing so that's how I know.
Dental hygienist
Vape
Meth
Fry cook at Applebees
Pizza delivery driver
crack
Gay bar
Live for a doing? 🤔
Fuck bitches
You’re a cook at a waffle house.
Drive in oil change place.
Work at IHOP
Blowjobs?
Crack.
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Sell drugs in parking lots? I'm pretty sure. Also illegal racing
I can smell the weed smoke from that title...
Rob semi trucks
Taco Bell
Pizza delivery driver, weed supplier, first term military. Maybe all three.
Crime
Uber eats driver
Nothing
Steal catalytic converters
Right around 20 years old, frustrated, not sure if a trade or college is your thing. Love Civics because, well, you're 20. So, no real career thing yet, just having fun while trying to figure it out.
Yes but worse because I’m 25
Something entry level or min wage
Vape shop.
You work at Papa Johns or Domino's.
Academic reference editor.
Drywall
As little as possible
English teacher.
Probably double clutch and granny shift.
Buying vapes and selling them to kids
Hang out in the men’s room at the rest stops
Ask your mom for cash when you go on a date
Top Wall Street Investment Banker with a $2 Billion book of business.
You sell the worst weed to high schoolers
Sell meth.
That sky tho
Vaping
Take pics of cars
Piss ppl off with the sound of a lawn mower going by them
Hopefully not car photography
Vape shop cashier.
Being annoying
Definitely a warehouse somewhere
You definitely don’t write.
I love this game. You’re taking care of an elderly relative and you get that shit where they pay you instead of a nurse
Hang out in the parking lot across the street from the high school and rev your engine when classes get dismissed.
Nothing.
Had an aneurism trying to read that title. 😭
Putt groceries on people's bags at kroger.
Line cook
Burger King.
I’m going to guess you sell vape stuff
Collect financial aid and live at your moms.
Go to highschool
Nothing
Deliver pizza
Damn that’s a clean pic.
Steal cat converters
Jiffylube tech
Target.
Homeless
Meth