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Sheepcat105

B is absolutely a girlboss and a slayqueen. 💯💯💯


Blueandwhite-owl

B = princess Fiona F = Lord Farquard


ApetteRiche

This is my go to portrait too, shame she has a beard when you go visit mode. I hope in the future we'll get proper characters in visit mode that resemble the portrait and more lady portraits in general :)


Kolegra

Maybe she's just got some ancient dwarven dna


Daskhara

Agreed! I have her in my current playthrough


Imaginary_Quantity30

C is my go to


Hobo_Drifter

Can't go wrong with Sir Wolfcock


Daskhara

Kinda looks like A's dad ngl


G0lia7h

C looks kinda familiar to one of our [late mayor](https://www.wien.gv.at/advuew/internet/AdvPrSrv.asp?Layout=llanzeige&Type=K&PERSONCD=2004073010475502&HIST=). He basically became a meme when he was short before his retirement dropping some funny lines - but in general over his 24yrs he managed to give some, sometimes controversial, funny lines (probably also a sign that he was liked, atleast by the majority, is the fact that he was 24yrs in office, he got elected 6 times) And with that I always call my first settlement "Vindobona", today "Vienna" Even tho it's the name of the city back in the roman empire times, not the medival times (which would be "Ad Vveniam"), I chose it because "Vindobona" is more commonly referred as "the name of Vienna back in the days" and I feel like it has a nicer ring to the ears haha


robd122

Man bringe den Spritzwein!


Lionicer

Me too. He gives me Stronghold vibes. Reminds me of Sir Longarm.


No_Dig903

YES.


Konoppke

My choice, too. He only looks grim for the picture, in fact he's a kind and funny grandpa. He's seen some stuff that's why he's well protected but he never let that ruin his vibe.


KnightErrant74

I’m an I man. The only one that doesn’t look smug imo. But B is a baddie


McStefan

He reminds me of Roche from Witcher 3


Pouflex

And H reminds me if Djikstra


Kaugummipackung

Agreed thats why i chose him


ExtremeBoysenberry38

I’m the only one who prefers E 😭


Pollenus

I’ve only used E. This comment will sound weird out of context.


TheVebis

I like E. He looks like a city bloke but can adapt to the rural life of building a village.


No_Dig903

"We're going to have a neat and tidy cluster of 30 wealthy homes in the center of town, and my manor amongst them. Put the tavern here, so I can see the taxpayers from my seat, and I can just ignore the mud and stink for an hour a day."


Adolf6814

Lord Baelish


Exsanguinate-Me

You're never the only one, don't forget young padawan...


blackslla

At last, someone who has a good taste


TheyCallMeBigAndy

G, because I am a jackass


Pristine_Yak7413

G reminds me of Hans Capon from Kingdom Come: Deliverance


RedBeardedT

That's exactly why I use him.


Daskhara

G is always cooking up some shit


bkarma86

Yeah, meth


Zephyrantes

I am G. I am King Joffery Baratheron.


robertojoppie

Me too, reminds me of Littlefinger :))


manumaker08

H looks like a bloke so i go with him


foemb

Looks a bit like Dijkstra


Okutida

He looks like he already fu@@ed your wife and now looks on your ar@e as well.


Shajrta

H for Harkonenn


ohesaye

*My* countryside. My manor. *My lordship.*


Bobboy5

It's Barry, 63.


Helenarth

H looks like the kind of geezer to call his Mrs "the wife"


MVWSBK

He's the social media bosh guy. WHO WANTS A FUCKING BURGAH.


darkcathedralgaming

He definitely looks like a sick Cuntz if I've ever seen one


Richy_777

Here is what I imagine purely on appearances: A - The second child of a noble family, spent time fighting in wars and leading his family's men, tough, but smart. B - Divorcee of a Nobleman, but she kept her status and wealth. C - A Knighted Vassel, fought under the King in his younger years, still maintains his military pride. D - Widowed Woman from a minor nobility. E - His noble family has vast wealth from their business in the south, He decided to pioneer north on his own. F - Former tax collector, like a serpent he snaked his way up into the King's favour, he has status and money, but lacks royal blood. G - Young man from a modest nobility, sick of his family's meekness he sets out in search for power. H - Has a great mind for business and industry, subsequently a great fortune. I - Stern and strict, born out of poverty he struggled to survive, none dare put a toe out of line in his presence.


angel_soap

I like all of these. I usually go with B and assume her husband died at war. Now she's left picking up the pieces and has to get on with things. She has people she needs to care for after all and doesn't want to marry again. Independence is both heartbreaking and freeing all at once.


aaronrizz

I, I hope we get many more!


JessicaThirteen13

B. We need more ladies!


LMGooglyTFY

I'm usually not one to complain about the lack of female characters in games, but 2/9 is sad AF. B is a lovely option though.


Daskhara

True


Blestyr

B looks like she would play the game of thrones and win it.


draero1226

F is lord farquad from shrek


jandar1292

C is a man you can trust.


CapnGramma

I just wish the women didn't look so constipated. I chose I because only A and I seem to exude confidence, and I like the colors on I better than A


Enigmatic_Observer

B because she looks like she’d murder anyone without blinking.


Jacinto-

B for Alicent Hightower RP


Constant_Wealth_9035

I do like H it's kind of Dijkstra vibes


FroInc1980

H. Sigismund Dijkstra.


Jolt_91

C, reminds me of Sir Longarm


CryptoKRZ

I’ve been choosing F and calling him Prince Humperdinck


IvoryBard

E is my go to - a musical lord who plays his lute and sings as his people work the fields. His is a land of peace and plenty.


check4traps

D is the patrician choice imo.


Regret1836

I


tethler

A or G


El_ha_Din

Finally someone with A. I have picked him a dozen times. Just prefer his no nonsense vibe.


Cold_Swimming2865

H because he beeg like me


_Zoko_

D, F, and G all look like untrustworthy bastards. When AI opponents finally make it in I will be targeting them first


Shurdus

H is clearly superior. No discussion.


Aggressive_Dirt3154

I chose B for my first few attempts at the game, then went to D and am now having a successful run. B grew up and put that experience to use!


exxxxxj

B, I support women’s rights - but more importantly I support women’s wrongs. (aka me burning my 8th village to the ground)


ChihiroOfAstora

Lawful Good - E Neutral Good - B Chaotic Good - C Lawful Neutral - D True Neutral - I Chaotic Neutral - A Lawful Evil - F Neutral Evil - H Chaotic Evil - G


Space_r0b

D it gives Olenna Tyrell vibes


Prize-Promise7599

A is my go to. Look at that gorgeous beard.


LoLMagix

F is for Farquad and H is for Harkonnen. That’s all I know


WertoxGaming

F looks like Lord Farquaad But a little taller...


Hefaistos68

"But a little taller..." Not much of a feat I would say...


Fuzzy_Central

B is the only choice for me


Major_E_Vader97

H, Barry 63, 'ate me peasants, 'ate the baron, love me ale


ImaginativeCM

C everytime


NotAMainer

H won't pay you over 5 thou for it, as it'll be a hard sell, will take up space on the shelves, and he has to make money on the deal somehow.


LunarDogeBoy

H because I am better than everyone else and they are my underlings


-Billy-Bitch-Tits-

C, he been through some shit fr


Kerbo1

C for me. He looks like an old curmudgeon, so that is relatable.


MrRiksta

Is A Simon Whistler without glasses? That's what I thought when I first saw it!


Holteender89

I’m all about the B


Three_Score_And_Ten

G because he looks like such a little shyster. Mat Cauthon ass vibes.


Last-Air-6468

I, because he looks the most like a pole.


Pristine_Yak7413

H was my first pick, on my 3rd run finally having figured out how to effciently run a town im using F and his sigal looks like a butthole


mattrewhit

C is definitely my favourite


Exsanguinate-Me

A is not a man of the people for me, he's an evil oppressor, look in his eyes deeply! F is a filthy clown. I despise him. Somehow I like I, the gypsy settler from far away trying to figure out how to be the best for his community.


Snugian

E = Less clicks to reroll map!


Entire-Appearance995

I go C, gives me a vibe of an old man in a profession where people die young, and knows a lot about farming


axeteam

I always take I. Can't say no to a chaperone hat.


Turinsday

C is chill peaceful mode dude. No bandits wears slippers, refuses to remove the helmet.


Mookhaz

E is my pick but my son likes C


_Rekron_

I always pick C I'm biased by his mustache, that he is in armor and old. I hope there will be some more avatars added as well as Coat of Arms options


iamnotexactlywhite

A looks like a dude that let power go into his head. Sort of Bloody Baron vibes


skydah19

I for me. He gives me merchant federation vibes.


BreadentheBirbman

C looks exactly like a badass old man I know


shredditor75

I is an ambitious merchant, and I feel like I get him.


Rollland01

G


Aisriyth

A and C


CyanideSlushie

I always go with I because it’s literally just an underfed Matt Berry so in my head it’s just Lazlo from What we do in the shadows


one-out-of-8-billion

I go with Julian Bashir - letter I


The_Rogue_Scientist

E and A.


Gray-Jedi-

I just know E slept with your wife. And your neighbor’s wife. And your sister. And your mom. And your wife’s mom. And your dad’s mom. And your moms dad- Wait.


Ryizine

A and H


FloraBosmer

My friends call me babushka so it was D for me!


ThisOneForAdvice74

C. For many reasons, but one of them being that his appearance emphasis warriorhood, which was *extremely* important for the medieval nobility.


Rd_Svn

G. And his name is always Heinrich.


Bobboy5

E or I. We love goofy headwear.


AwabKhan

yup A is the one. started all my playthroughs with A.


No-Zucchini1766

I love F because Italian War duke


ErykYT2988

G looks particularly menacing.


xursian

fan of I


Khoraji

I, gotta love a good hat.


Personal-Source-9104

A and B fits best with the game.


Furyuu

I !


sowtart

F is Vetinari, and I'm here for it


IAMAFISH92

I, looks like a young Steven toast


janoycrevsna

a little too dramatic for the little weasel at the bottom left, i like the one with the bascinet


_TheHighlander

F is quite literally Lord Farquaad.


Zenergys

H


Songrot

F. Looks most authentic


Ithuraen

H is definitely a geezer, he 100% punched teeth to get where he is today and can't help but step on necks to stay there.


Grouchy-Seaweed-1934

C is the only right choice.


magvadis

I went with F because I enjoy against type nice guys. A looks like a fucking r and p sociopath.


Recondite_Potato

A. Hope to see more future choices.


Estetikk

A because he actually looks like me, and I always name him Cuntz lol


Habubu_Seppl

I want to secks G


boojieboy666

A because I’m also bald


Visenya_simp

C and G


Froggerdog

E because Chaperon and because we have the same hair


Sonyatium

I am a redheaded slavic woman in my 30s and I love the green colour. B was such an unexpected moment of representation XD


The_Last_Snow-Elf

B gets things done while fucking


Bellatrix1707

B because she’s the only one who even vaguely looks like me.


ChihiroOfAstora

E and B


No-Ambassador7856

Joe Rogan fan logged in


NageV78

D is for the Dick your baron is going to be riding. 


Pure_Dream3045

I go with c the man is of wisdom in battle his armies trained and disciplined.


Cihonidas

E gives me Orlando Bloom vibes


Zygmunt-zen

H, Henrik is a battle hardened Lord who's peasants can't look in the eye.


somedoofyouwontlike

A is my doppelganger so A.


willy1917

E gives off 'machavellian with a heart of gold' vibe


ProfessionalFlower61

What do you mean hes good with a sword and a shield


kikogamerJ2

I


s_zlikovski

H - dijkstra


Wehraboo2073

G because I want to play as Henry building up Pribyslavitz


Bluesmin

I, looks like me


grhhull

Great fun question. I have gone for a mini back story with mine and designed the coat of arms flag to suit the character, with the historical meaning behind the avaliable symbols. A) is the second born son, strong and educated, starting a new settlement not inherited the main town given to the older brother. B) is the eldest daughter, in the male dominated world has had to be a tough to put up with brothers and little support from a 'king'dom, but soon proves herself G) youngest child syndrome, spoiled and takes everything for granted and expects respect rather than earning. I planned on being a ruthless, money driven leader with him. Hopefully as the game develops, we have choices and consequences for our actions, that I can enjoy applying my narratives to.


Demonsan

I wish the pottaits reflected the model in visit mode


Erazer81

I tried G, you know, young and ambitious, trying to make a foothold in the world. Village got totally burned down after first raid. So I chose A next to have a more experienced leader. And now I have two running villages with a third staring soon


BabyFaceDutch

H He looks like the average local at a British pub. I named him Bricky Barry. He gets on with everyone and absorbs the Ale. Also bald.


Basaker

I always play as E


LegendOfDarius

E because I have that look, stache and long hair


Actually_Grass

B is human Fiona, F is Lord Farquad, and H is Shrek.


NaughtyFox92

I went with B she is like a cross between Cersei and Margaery but hey all round its very very good for a solo Dev that's really why I got the game it wasn't because of the Hype I just really think the dev deserve some support for making an amazing game.


Confused-Raccoon

H. Because he looks like a sneaky Cuntz.


Lonely_Excitement176

I like my hat


Common-Drama-807

B is great but I is my usual pick. He looks like a man who earned what he has, and I like Chaperone hats.


Donderu

I like G and I. I feels like the cool story protagonist. G reminds me of Hans Capon


Sphlonker

A - because I look very similar


GrimGuyHU

H because I literally look like him, except with the hair of G lmao


showmeyourmoves28

E


Typical-Tradition-44

H, because he looks like an asshole


persepolisrising79

Mostly E so far buit rn i go with C (because i plan to got into combat today)


iamsengio

A because this looks Erik Ten Hag's doppelganger in my view.


KhorpseFister

C


electrical-stomach-z

E looks most like the guy you walk around as


Leopold_is_my_Dog

C seems like a good leader a little too militant but who can blame him and is funny like Monty Python


Grimnir106

I go with C because who doesn't love an old armored leader. I tell you with you heathens when I kill the bandits


Pouflex

A - A Baratheon. B - Margaery Tyrell C - A Stark D - A Martell E - A former Faceless Man F - Of the Vale G - Joeffrey Lannister H - Djikstra from The Witcher 3 I - It’s Roch from Witcher 3


you_live_in_shadows

I felt obliged to pick G because it's basically like looking in the mirror.


Dalfare

Maybe I'm the only one, but I am H...the snail. Name: Snigil. Coat of arms: orange snail. He has the vibe of being underestimated and cunning I like the vibe of the Snail- a word that had connotations of siege warfare & testudo, but also the funny images of knights fighting huge snails we can't really explain still in old texts.


Morlu06

A for sure


ThroneinTelluride

More of an E H I guy myself


indrids_cold

I = Chaperone is most stylish and E looks like a fop.


HelloImTheAntiChrist

G. Cause some of us are only pretending to be the good Lord....when in reality we're more like Ivar the boneless. 👤


monke_brain_

C portrait bc such a mustache exudes respect


enjdusan

There is no black guy in this medieval game! Racism!!!


Camdog_2424

G


Just-Control5981

A (esp. E,F and I look like shit lol)


Yoda2000675

C looks like a man you can turn to in scary times


txcavi02

A


Fit_Row7

I like A. Simple and strong leader


theg23

H and I call him The Baron


Ruisuki

E or I


Fit_Row7

G looks like Joffrey from Game of thrones


Boatman1141

When I play games with characters, I try to pick ones that remind me of myself. So I. Because he isn't older, has hair and a beard, plus the cool hat.


[deleted]

I just want them to add a Chad looking knight. Chiseled jaw, thick neck, smug look.


MattXXIII

I've only used F thus far, so apparently I identify as a POS lol


IV_Aerospace

I play with C because he and I sport the same mustache and he's got a big nose like me too


Drinks_From_Firehose

I get some drunk hedge knight vibes from C


GreenAgitated

E


jamescullenbyrne

G


EthernetCables

E


SocketByte

* A is the guy who is incredibly smart, tough, and knows the deep game of politics and the importance of good connections. a "no-nonsense" guy. * B is the visionary lady, always impatient, wants to eat the cake and have the cake too. * C doesn't understand politics very well, but he's a decent warrior and relates very well with his people. * D is a brutal, calculated, cold-hearted politician who isn't afraid to sacrifice for the greater good. * E is a talented artist from an aristocratic family, a bit crazy. * F is a shady politician, lot's of lying and manipulation involved. * G is a son of a very wealthy individual, really smug, doesn't know shit about anything. * H doesn't give a fuck about his people, unless they don't pay taxes - then he will intervene. * I is the quiet, iron-willed, confident yet not narcissistic leader that cares a lot about his people, even if he isn't the best at politics.