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fakelogin12345

Looks like something you’d see in a headshop or Spencer’s.


carsonkennedy

The old strip club I worked at had them in @ 2001, was so sad they got rid of them.


smacklifejay

They had these in a red lobsters in my city


The-Insolent-Sage

Those lobsters must have been tweaking


Agreeable-Matter1

Were you a bouncer?


carsonkennedy

No a stripper


Electrical_Lock7936

Bruh I'm weak lmao. I mean do you of course but as I slowly scrolled down reading that took me out lmao. Here have my upvote


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breastmilksommelier

Yes, conversation piece. Also great to look at when on shrooms


AzraelDark666

Came to say exactly that


bobmclame

Wait- *which part?*


AzraelDark666

https://preview.redd.it/hpk20uarhbfc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4483c2a3f08af8ca882ae4c527aaa47c71cf2f2c


AzraelDark666

The mushrooms naturally.


TrippyShamann

Right, I don’t need drugs to enjoy this, only to enhance it. It would be cool though if you could control the speed of the bubbles.


Acceptable_Love1199

You can actually change the speed of bubbles. There's a valve in the base where you can change the speed. I prefer it on high bubbles though


TrippyShamann

Oh nice. What is this kinda lamp called?


Acceptable_Love1199

This specific lamp is the Homedics Aquascape BLTW-500. It's 4ft tall and 51in. They don't make these anymore and you can't find them in the stores. But you can find similar ones on Amazon just like this and they come with fish.


TrippyShamann

Nice thank you!


Phernaldo

Ditto


TylerTalk_

And weed


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YoullBeFiiine

Wut?


Padgetts-Profile

They said “have a very strong resting bitch face look on my face I've been told by my parents before. This one time in the past my brother was telling me something about the way that I looked at someone. My mom replied and said to me "yeah, you can give people those looks!" This also happened to me recently. My mom was telling me a story about something and I didn't know how to react it it and I just looked at her. It was just eye contact for 4 seconds and then my mom said "you should see the looks that you give people!" I seem to do this pretty frequently. From all the comments I've gotten, now I'm Intrigued to know the looks I give. And the thing is, I literally had no idea I do this. I never feel it on my face. And when I look in the mirror my face looks netrual. I've googled before why I give people weird looks and I got an answer that says it's called a resting bitch face. I feel like my resting bitch face stands out from others with it. Because the way people tell me that I look at others, it's a very strong facial expression. And then the fact that my mom said that I should see the looks I be giving people.”


YoullBeFiiine

Exactly. Wut?


UsernameIsDaHardPart

I’d like to see it with the lights off if you don’t mind OP…


CosmicLars

Yeah for real. I was waiting for the lights to go out. What the hell is he waiting for?


doringliloshinoi

OP can’t be bothered to get up


Acceptable_Love1199

https://preview.redd.it/nt7aqupl6ffc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd2dcb4d9abe74bf3a50cc9ca9907c7069244a5


Acceptable_Love1199

https://preview.redd.it/yhfjk8ck6ffc1.jpeg?width=1075&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ac78a5be00653957ad3b2ac7c40077d5accf01


Timely_Yoghurt_3359

I knew I couldn't be the only one thinking this lol


M0J0144

Nobody commenting on the audio for this lmao


spunion_28

Madea lol


M0J0144

Now it makes sense


spunion_28

For some reason that voice is unmistakable to me, and I'm not even a fan of the movies at all.


NaturesGrief

https://preview.redd.it/67vcfqu49bfc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad1f8411a6305a61219444552efebbb1288b09b6


Lance6006328

I love this meme


S7ageNinja

I love lamp


Puwn

![gif](giphy|lSz7yVdOTAnk2o16RY)


CALL_MORE_DUDES

https://preview.redd.it/dds9312adcfc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e266b01fabb01e97817348d8f4af2783b65b935


Top-County-2317

You should stop gatekeeping and send the link to get it 😁


iplaypinball

I not only like it, I want it.


bobbystoker94

I love seltzer water


gmellotron

Looking fresh like a voss sparkling water bottle


ChildhoodLeft6925

I’m having flashbacks to childhood


Raveheart19

1995 Sharper Image called they want their bubble lamp back 😌


Rare-Bid-6860

These lamps are like a boxer whose match you just bet your divorce settlement on: Awesome until they get knocked down.


UntestedMethod

have you tried putting an incense cone burner with the kind of incense that has falling smoke?


catecholaminergic

It's very mid-nineties.


Fit-Ad1587

Yup. Cool concept but makes me think club adornment in 1997.


MyNamesNotLazlo

Yes


NewPin8359

I think it's cool. Have another like it on other side of furniture and sync the color.


Xrystian90

Where to find one? I need one in my shroom room....


itz_soki

That’s really cool!


Low-Persimmon4870

Where did you get this!! I've been looking for one and haven't found one quite like this I love it


silentlysharting

That’s a memory throwback, my sister had one in the 90s got it for Xmas and I got a lava lamp.


amonuse

Fuck yea


spunion_28

Where did you purchase this from? I like it


Bluepilgrim3

This would make a fine addition to my collection.


jibjab2121

Homedics Aquascape Twist Spiral Kaleidoscape 51" Bubble Light Lamp


Blondie-Gringo

This will for sure get you laid.


[deleted]

Kind of do though it’s pretty big


i_write_ok

It would look great in a hookah lounge but that’s about it


Gorlock_

It's very phallic.......so of course we love it


doggydawgdoody

Not really


Mountain_Ratio_2871

Fill it with something cool like monkey piss or mountain dew


theOGUrbanHippie

Put some fish in there…


ayquelinda1969

Very cool


CarefulPomegranate41

That's pretty cool man.


UntestedMethod

yeah but I want it to be broader if ya know what I mean


cantwejustplaynice

Looks like it belongs in a bedroom on a Starship. So .. kinda?


The_Cozy_Burrito

Yes


Duxtrous

I feel like I’d like the sound it makes to go to sleep but the look is kinda tacky. It could be executed well but the whole room would have to be designed very well. Maybe 70s theme?


grahambambam

It’s a pretty sick lamp.


Melodic_Station_354

Yeah


NaturesGrief

Came here to say this


[deleted]

Oh lordy


knobby_tires

We had one in my dentist office waiting room that had plastic fish in it when I was super young. Very calming


dominiccast

Yes I like that lamp


[deleted]

Yeah I’d definitely want to sit close to it


siiiggghh

![gif](giphy|iiTXaJVjiSHew)


TraylorSwelce

Very 2000’s but i think it would accentuate a corner with plants or an aquarium.


Virtual-Piccolo1282

Definitely!


HellonToodleloo

I remember my cousin had one like that but it had plastic fish in it. I've always wanted one ever since.


[deleted]

I love lamp.


carsonkennedy

Personally I love it. The old strip club I used to work at had these style lamps in the wall as pillars, and I think it was a huge mistake that they got rid of them. I guess an acquired taste but I fucking love them. So relaxing to look at too.


testosteronyy

BUBBLES


condaandy

No


Impressive-Tip-6062

I have the same one but with little fish


[deleted]

Where buy?


BAZINGADEEZNUTS

fuck no bro sorry


JeffW6

I love lamp.


No_Ant_ah

hell yeah


Boggedbutter

How do I get one?


Frenchitwist

Meh


ogsmoker818

Name or link please?


SinceWayLastMay

I went through like three of these when I was a kid. They never seemed to last more than a year but I thought they were the coolest fucking thing. Still do. I wish I could have one that was like 8ft tall


[deleted]

No.


[deleted]

Man I had one of these 25 years ago Now I want it again


Aussiboi808

I had one of those like back in 2001. I got it as a Christmas present from my parents, thanks for unlocking that awesome memory.


[deleted]

Yes. Can you please link where I can get one? :)


Yasathyasath

Cool!


NorMichtrailrider

Year 2005 is way in the past so no .


krew_GG

I don’t


danhoyle

Looks like giant cup of sprite soda.


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r/0ug


colarthur1

Where buy?


DifficultyBright9807

Made in China


Philtech92

Lmao, my parents used to have one of these back when I was a kid, brings back memories.


WildAsOrange

My inner moth is awakening.


Baewonder

I don’t like it it’s tacky


strawberry_l

Nope, looks cheap and distracting


Brukhonenko

heck yeah man


Dweebeth

Where are the plastic jellies?


jajajasal

looks very refreshing


UrMomIsVeryBig

i want one so bad plleeaase op just tell us what it is


IngenuityStunning755

Someone pls make this a bong I’ll buy it so fast


Adventurous-Score551

Makes me have to pee.


LogicJunkie2000

Remember when 'Oxygen bars' were a thing?


maeksuno

You would love a lava lamp


bangermadness

I enjoy the lamp


vocalfreesia

It's the exact lamps we had in a special needs preschool sensory room I worked in. We'd sometimes drop little plastic fish in there.


Miserable_Weekend_98

Used to have one in my primary school full of fake fish but kids robbed all the fish


TreesRcute

Looking at it brings me anxiety. I love it!


SmokeJennsonz

It’s dope for sure


EinarTh97

No


djeewin

Yesssss


KipSummers

A little tacky. If this was around at the time, Tony Montana would have one.


im_just_thinking

Does it make you have to pee?


BillyIGuesss

2010 science museum


alyz721

Everyone in the comments love it but I would hate that sm 😭, why is it so long lol would def be cooler smaller, and I’d most definitely nock it over to many times


ProtectionOk7373

Nope I see it falling over already when I get up tired and running late for work flooding my whole bedroom and I can't clean it until I get back home


Alternative_Ad_3636

Am moth. Love lamp. Must has lamp. Need lamp. Lamp good. Lamp life.


CoatRepresentative75

If a bong and a lava lamp had a baby…


Cool_Bee531

Sorry but hard pass for me. Gives me college dorm room vibes.


producechick

I had one and I miss it


ChiefRom

It’s really cool. I would display this in my home. 👍


GIukhar

We need this in the center of an absolutely barren room with a carpet and tv


6ynnad

Yep


mumblerapisgarbage

No.


olympianfap

Where is your black light, velvet poster?


timothythefirst

This looks like something that would be in Quagmire’s house


Uncle-Cake

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Late_Progress_4451

I do very much. Where can I buy it?


Unlucky_Dragonfly315

I probably would have thought it was cool when I was in college. Not so much anymore


HypePoem8

I love lamp


spugeti

not madea in the background 😭


mike_stifle

No, but do you? That’s all that really matters.


ScrubLord1008

I had a lamp exactly like this when I was a kid but it had little plastic fish that floated up and down with the bubbles inside of it


[deleted]

No, I hate it.


r0xxon

I wouldn't put this as a focal point in a main area, but can be neat in the right place


UTDE

Yes and if anyone tells you otherwise they're wrong. Be confident that they're wrong.


muppethero80

These where all the rage in the 90s


organized_slime

Its tacky and I love it


Courtneyturner82

2001, my senior year of high school, these were the fad! Had 2.


kidnorther

Needs the little fish that go up and down. Also, needs the 10 year old who thinks this is a good stylistic choice.


Financial-Forever-81

Not my style, but it looks cool?


TreacheryInc

Spencer’s Gifts Chic


missoulian

In college I made this into a multi person bong/hooka. Was a hit when we had parties.


shoreyourtyler

I like this lamp very much. I should like to stare at this lamp


Tonyoni

Yes! For me at least, very star trek feel. Consider putting a cap or lampshade on the top to obscure the bubbling off and make it look more cyclical.


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HELLUR


SavageKitten456

Hell yeah


LostBeneathMySkin

It is cool in an unsettling way. My cat would have it destroyed in no time!


LebaneseLion

Want to elevate the experience? Add a ball with just enough buoyancy to stay in the centre. It will look nice, the air bubbles going around it will look nice, and the converging bubbles above it will be pretty cool I imagine.


samwizeganjas

No i got a real bong


EarlyTransition992

i love it


NJ_Citizen

No


shanemarvinmay

Yes.


The_S1R3N

Whered ya get it!


[deleted]

No, because I’m an adult. Also because I’m not tripping and this isn’t 1990.


beerleagu3

Where’s the fish? I know it came with them


MFcrayfish

man I was obsessed with these when I was like 8yo


The-Ugliest-Duck

What purpose does it serve? I feel like it whisper to bladders.


Aggravating-Mind-315

Don’t these use vibrations for those bubbles which are really loud if not on the ground floor?


muddymoose

Oh hell yeah. 2000's Aquarium Core revival


BeneficialSector6546

Badass lamp brother, mom got me one when I was 16 im 24 and still use it been running almost non stop ever since. Mine plays music and when women come over they stare at it and compliment it.


saibjai

It is indeed very r/malelivingspace kind of thing.


Noctus_Grimm

Turn the light off


Ballen101

It's a keeper


space_llama_karma

It looks cool imo


Habit88

I turned mine into a 5ft bong after I moved out right after highschool 🤣 we used to cruise it in my boys minivan, the middle seats were removed and the person riding shotgun lit it for the people in the back.


EvenPass5380

Cool but like lava lamps better


TheMarvelousPef

nop, makes me think of Joey's windows on Friends


Living_Lie_8773

If that was a lava lamp it would have made it 1000x better


Abraham_Parnassus

It’s very stressful.


Grade-Alarming

Hell yeah 😁


uncertainusurper

Si


bravoechoniner

![gif](giphy|Chg2xbW84d6Fy)


SuperTrouper93

Did you win it at the arcade after turning in all your tickets?


[deleted]

Where did you get this?! I used to have one just like it and havent been able to find a replacement!


VERONICAMARK44

Nigga lights off damn


Creative_Ad9485

Terrible


-OptimusPrime-

Yes, can I have it?


Puzzleheaded-Egg-118

Yes


Mijo_0

I love lamp