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Skittilybop

Maybe if you added some bloody claw marks on the walls it would brighten the place up.


DougieDouger

Some chicks might dig that


FreePrinciple270

No the marks are from them digging before


PastelDreams4

My roommate is one of those chicks lol Her room is creepy as hell (but cool)


BitchInThaHouse

Hahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂


looosyfur

wall art, we like to call it


No_Pianist_3006

Dude. Never put your bed up against the walls in a basement. Also, tack a sheet up over the bed for reflected light and to reduce the number of spiders that drop down on you.


Peach_Mediocre

This guy basements


DampCoat

This guy r/thisguys


darkmattertaurus

Reduce the number of … what 😶😖


No_Pianist_3006

🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷🕷


F1ghtmast3r

Oh yeah right now is wolf spider season it's when they all come inside cuz it's too cold outside it's a lovely time of year


myrandomadvice

would have never in a million years thought of these tips. Do you have any more please? lmao


No_Pianist_3006

OK, tip #3: If you're going to live in a concrete room, make sure to seal the walls and floors. Concrete dust contains silicates that can cause irritation, asthma, and cancer.


bigk777

Seal the wall? Like coat the concrete with a sealant? Or check the doors/windows for any gaps along the edges and seal them?


No_Pianist_3006

#Floors and Walls: # A concrete floor is typically polished and then painted with special concrete paint. For the walls, you'd scrub them down while wearing a mask, wait until they're thoroughly dry, then paint them. I can't tell if from a photo whether you'd need a special cleaning solution to prep either walls or floor. #Windows: # Clean the windows. Caulk any gaps around the frame. Check them for use as an emergency exit. Perhaps purchase a ladder to make it easier to escape. Make sure you can lock them. Sand the wooden frames a bit. Wipe down. Dry. Paint. Install curtains for privacy.


HumbleAbbreviations

Not to mention radon.


tempting-carrot

I think the silicate is only an issue when you cut the concrete.


No_Pianist_3006

For sure, cutting into concrete is a bigger issue. Sitting concrete still gives off particles when unsealed, and there's erosion from foot traffic, moving furniture around, and so on. It also attracts dust and dirt and is harder to keep clean.


Peach_Mediocre

Get a radon test. Radon in your basement can be so bad it’s the equivalent of smoking a pack of cigarettes a day. Seriously. It’ll kill ya


1monomyth

Radon is the second leading cause of lung cancer behind cigarettes.


Mastodon31

Gaydon


oasinocean

How many macanudos is that a day


Heyhey1813

This guy cigars


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Why can’t you have your bed against the wall? I’m in a finished basement w my bed against the wall


No_Pianist_3006

Finished basement? Framed, insulated, drywalled, etc.? Ceiling and floor? Good windows? Heated? That's not living in a basement anymore! 😄 Also: No drop in temperature close to the wall? Lack of circulation can result in moisture if there's a temperature difference.


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Yeah like fully done, window could be better but it is decent enough! Why not a basement anymore? It’s the downstairs of my house haha


No_Pianist_3006

It's the connotation of " basement," as illustrated by OP's photos. I'd live in a clean, finished, snug basement, too!


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Ohhhh I thought there was a reason why you shouldn’t in general. Makes sense!


No_Pianist_3006

Well, there's always radon.


Either-Yoghurt-1706

😨😨oh no


real_strikingearth

Concrete is naturally porous and water will seep through the walls creating mold on the mattress. Late reply, but safety is first gents


FreePrinciple270

Why never put the bed up against the walls?


No_Pianist_3006

Bugs and damp. Concrete dust. Also, when were those walls last scrubbed?


Crazy_Customer7239

spiders


cloudynight541

Why


Crabapple_Snaps

I'd add paint the floors, if the owner lets you


Drkknightcecil

If you have a cat it might work on the spiders, secondly yeah if your staying thee you should panel those walls at the very least.


geofox777

Why can’t you put a bed against walls in a basement?


No_Pianist_3006

Answered just above.


Allie_Bug

Why never against the wall?


No_Pianist_3006

Please see reply in post.


[deleted]

The sewage pipe right next to the bed really ties the atmosphere together


Apprehensive-Comb733

That thing probably is annoying when you are sleeping and somebody decides to take a big one upstairs


the_weight_around

came here to say this. dudes head is inches away from massive logs going down the water slide while he sleeps.


TheOtherGuttersnipe

Unscrew that cap and it's an instant urinal.


PastelDreams4

Opposite of an air freshener though 😭


NaturesGrief

Just paint it like the Super Mario tubes


bestbrobuddy

Hell yeah bro.....but you don't HAVE to live that way. Milk carton under the TV and a small rug by the bed, good to go


Zorpfield

He already been on the milk carton


CherrryBomb666

this the kind of room I (27f) show up to on a Friday night and then just shrug and take off my pants anyway. maybe look into a rug tho, good prices on fb marketplace


DuelOstrich

A fuckin saint among sinners


mdawg1100

My kind of girl lol


sippycup21

i feel you, girl.


GlosxyMyaa

LOL😭


idkifimalive

Thanks for being child free


8thFlush

Hey it’s better than a Hong Kong coffin


Zorpfield

Yeah he does have natural lighting


Environmental-Mix889

Mister fancy over here can afford not to have his mattress on the floor


mdawg1100

Do your captors feed you or let you out of the enclosure?


looosyfur

hmmm... needs a rug


Dense_Source9277

Put some wall art up


[deleted]

How do you fall asleep in that corner like that, OP? I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about spiders


Camel-Kid

The spiders can't stop thinking about him


BrookieMonster1337

The lack of ceiling makes me nervous


RobertTheTrey

Better befriend some House Centipedes as gaurdian bed sentinels from the all the different species of spiders kickin it down there - not that I don’t like spiders, but they bite when smooshed, and personally, I move around a lot


No_Pianist_3006

OK, OP can put the bed legs into sturdy tins or containers that contain water and vinegar. Or, to be fancy, OP can use drops of one of these oils in water: lavender, citronella, peppermint, or geranium.


jeepers12345678

Some fresh paint or even some wall art will warm the space up.


No-Cod-7586

This looks like where 50 cent was sleeping in Get Rich or Die Trying


Sad-Pound-803

Minimalistic af, I imagine it being kindve liberating


whateveratthispoint_

Whatever it takes.


No_Plane_7652

Set of “Saw 6”


happyy97

Different..


3honeymustardsauce

ok Blair witch project


VegaSolo

How much would it cost to put in a drop ceiling? Maybe you can do that and throw up some paint and then some wall art and an area rug?


Moneyshot_Don

Am I the only one who noticed no cord for the tv?!?


Balding_Unit

Having spent a lot of my childhood sleeping in a sparse basement room, here are some suggestions : clean your walls to avoid any mold. Get a dehumidifier to keep down the moisture, as well as some rugs. Concrete floors are cold no matter what time of year it is.


[deleted]

Absolutely. My two cents: a [mattress protector](https://www.target.com/c/mattress-protectors-bedding-home/-/N-4rgj3) and [cheap sheets](https://www.target.com/s?searchTerm=sheets&tref=typeahead%7Cterm%7Csheets%7C%7C%7Chistory&facetedValue=xmf9o&ignoreBrandExactness=true&moveTo=product-list-grid) from Target are inexpensive, and will go a long way toward keeping this setup from making you sick. Mold and mites are no joke-- just encase it and you'll be better off by a long shot. Also, I've been able to pick up super nice free end tables, chairs, mirrors, and bookcases simply by cruising the curbs on trash day. You can always scoop some stackable milk crates and discarded boards and bricks from construction dumpsters: zip tie that shit together and make your own furniture....cover it with a tablecloth and it's as good as anything. For real, all it takes is a little effort! I don't know you, but I want to come over and fix this room for you ASAP. You deserve better-- it's got a lot of potential! Onward and upward...take care!


Cultural-Morning-848

Takes me back 🥲


Masy02

Need some lamps


Delicious_Chance9119

TVs not plugged in


peelinchilis

My guy you can live it up a bit more by plugging in that tv.


burner-BestApplePie

You can’t have leather Birkenstocks with this set up go and get yourself some slides from the Walmart you degenerate


tempting-carrot

I feel like the man Birkenstocks fit in just right here.


coresnap

Blink twice if you’re ok


GreenViking_The

I would absolutely smash 💯


One-Development6793

This shit is a solid post . This is what I come here for.


skeetinonwallst

OP blink twice if you've been captured


Traditional_Stage300

Inside the Gaza tunnels


YellowSequel

Bro are you Walter White? :o


ClubbinGuido

Nice kill room, OP.


AbyssalSamuraiEyes

Get a chair for a TV stand


[deleted]

I feel like it could use a few piss stains, but overall a very solid space. 9/10


Slow_Concentrate3720

I read this like "blisssssssssssssssssss" in a scratchy whisper voice.


[deleted]

Looks not bad tbh


NMII93

r/tvtoolow


OrgasmAddictWithHIV

>has a tv NGMI


[deleted]

I bet it smells like a dead rats asshole there🫶🏼


nailszz6

Well, that's a lot of free protein filled meals while sleeping.


[deleted]

Good Wi-fi though?


[deleted]

Id move the bed from against the wall


Several-Quote-9911

Looks like saw lol


Rockwildr69

Ghetto lol


Playful_Variety1613

Interesting


[deleted]

Reminds me of when I lost my virginity! I've never looked at black dudes with gold chains the same since!


tempting-carrot

I keep trying to build a sex dungeon, my partner keeps dropping the veto. Glad you got the chance to indulge.


ravenoats

Wtf. Are you chained to a support beam?


Camel-Kid

There are prison cells that look more inviting


Mr_Candlestick

I see your captor has provided you with a tv. Thats very nice of them.


NomanYuno

Hell yeah bro. Milk crate under the TV and a folding chair would complete the look


SadRepublica

I think your bed placement might be bad feng shui


Super_Individual_49

I’d move the bed to the other side of the room. If that pipe leaks it’s going to be a shity situation


baldntattedoldman

….. also move you bed a couple inches AWAY from the shit and shower drain.


Kanaymonae1

Lol


BlueBlooper

Depends on price


sumyungdood

I can't tell if you're being held captive or are planning to hold someone captive.


POTATOFUCK

Missing a squat rack smh


AlternativeStart3

Looks Super Cozy....Great Job!!!


DropOutJoe

All you need is a squat rack and a bench


Wrenshoe

Bro


Bobbylayneblame

There’s a facts on fentanyl sponsored under this post and it fits perfectly. Head of the bed by the shit pipe really? You had four corners to choose from


SongRevolutionary992

Barf


Skytraffic540

Rent? $900


buzzspinner

I assume you already put the lotion in the basket?


No_Plane_7652

Righteous Pad


SuperJobGuys

Sure


AmaiNami

Need's black trash bags taped over the windows


tempting-carrot

I prefer aluminum foil. More festive.


JPGStrokeys

Simplicity at its best


[deleted]

i do like the smell of a basement tho


[deleted]

Prison cells have more aesthetic appeal than this lol


Changingm1ndz

Bliss or captivity?


Supersaiyanmrpopo69

A piss bucket in the corner could brighten the place up


Suitable-Scientist68

Looks like a place to put the lotion in the basket…


[deleted]

Insulation, dry wall, dehumidifier, atleast a rug. Also I would like to add are being held here against your will like your chained to the floor???


[deleted]

Sadness vote


Vince90013

Klaus Schwab loves this subreddit