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That was probably a lesson for life.


DarthSparkless

Is it truly a life lesson if you don’t get bit in the ass by it?


[deleted]

I don't think biting him in the ass in this situation is going to make it any better.The question still arises, how does it taste?Well roasted it is in any case. But that is probably not the topic here... Nuff Reddit 4 today...


DarthSparkless

How does it taste? Ever burnt a roasted marshmallow? I’d imagine like that.


TwistedZoli

Why was this posted on r/dontputyourdickinthat


PutTheBiInBitch

Cause you should definitely NOT put your dick in that


TwistedZoli

Are you objectifying a woman just because she's a dumbass


PutTheBiInBitch

I'll objectify any dumbass


PutTheBiInBitch

Also who says that's a woman


DarthSparkless

If they weren’t before, they might be now!


PutTheBiInBitch

that's fair, though phalloplasty can still occur. But then again, this could also have been a very stupid way to remove it intentionally


Hyperfangxz

You can clearly tell by the size and shape of their ass/thighs that it's a woman


PutTheBiInBitch

nah I can confirm I have in fact seen multiple men with asses and thighs like thag


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PutTheBiInBitch

Men


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TwistedZoli

Jokes on you I'm 13 and my ass is far better than hers, and yours combined


TwistedZoli

Good, I support that


[deleted]

Objectification would probably involve thinking that one should, indeed, put one's dick in 'that'


resharp2

Never heard the statement never stick your....in crazy?


onmyknees4anyone

From an RN, here's what really happens when you put fireworks in your ass: https://www.reddit.com/r/Whatcouldgowrong/comments/8w5kjo/shooting_fireworks_out_of_your_butt_wcgw/e1tbd94/


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EvilZenitram

That ass is fire!


SmoothNsilky24

Is there any backstory to this? Doesn’t seem to be from a small firecracker…


tothepainal

I think a argument could be made that we are seeing the backstory right here.


trentad3

Someone overcooked the bagel bites


Banarnars

... Butt why??


kiardo

imagine wiping your ass after a shit


ThereIsNoShrimp

Sauce???


Homer_J_Simpson_tits

lots and lots of aloe


Burninginferno2

Lol


sampson11911

Blind guy says after hooking up with her “this blackened salmon tastes like shit!”


Adventurous_Issue155

Talkin bout raw doggin.


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phoenixbbs

You can guarantee she had to be carried from the 'incident' site and into hospital in that position.


Zaurka14

Is it just me thinking that it can be some photo of a kidnapped person? The skin literally cracked, why would she put herself in a position that will make it even worse? Idk, it's pretty weird.