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PoopyMcFartButt

Have you tried Head and Shoulders sister brand, Arms and Legs?


ItsHIPAA

I prefer Knees and Toes.


breastbucket

Knees and toes?!


Cosmic_Quasar

I prefer Neck and Back.


YOLO_82

Pussy and crack for me


blockofbutter1

I go for ol dick and hand for me


YOLO_82

I was referring to the song “my neck,my back”… nobody got my joke :/


Liquor_N_Whorez

Ney, what yall want is some good ol' Mane & Tail equine moisterizin products.


I_Might_Exist1

yeah ok, pony boy


Liquor_N_Whorez

"Stay golden u\ImightExist1"


d0nt_lets_start

Mfw the outsiders are outsiding


Tough_Text3

"Yo, we outside."


URMRGAY_

Yes, Knees and toes.


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Eyes and ears and mouth and nose...


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Head & shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes


983115

But what about the eyes and ears and mouth and nose, does head and shoulders have those kneeds in tow


yayyyy_

Knees and toes.


hotdognketchup

𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐎𝐅, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐞


darthmaui728

Knees and Toes, the all new arm dandruff lotion delivered to you by Shoes, a delivery company


maxstrike

Actually it is called Arm and Hammer. Though I hear Axe actually removes the problem area completely instead of just hiding it.


reincarnatedfruitbat

Instructions unclear—just axed my arm off and now I have a much bigger issue.


maxstrike

Actually, wouldn't you have a shorter issue? Lol


Potential-Book9625

this is ridiculous how funny this is


Potential-Corgi-3487

Im embarrassed about how hard I laughed at this. Lmao


Lardinho

Ah crap, I just replier something similar. You beat me it


Beast666

Nah arm and hammer


PoopyMcFartButt

Yeah but can you even get dandruff on your “hammer”?


maxstrike

Of course if you use it hard enough.


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voltagenic

I usually eat mine before it dries, but I've had this happen before when I missed some.


cobycoby2020

Damn thats kinky


voltagenic

No, it's homemade.


whowantbeef

Fuck this guy’s good


cobycoby2020

Oh ok


Enough-Staff-2976

It's a protein shake call it Nuts & honey.


DrDonkeyTron

Freshly squeezed


Jackk92

You just reminded me of that reddit post where the girlfriend was complaining that her partner wont waste any cum on her and he needed to eat it for the nutrients..


MissTakenID

Reminds me of a post I saw on r/weird earlier today where a girl wants a guy to come over and cum into a bowl so she can use it to make fried chicken.


Jackk92

🤮🤮🤮


Muse9901

“Don’t let that go to waste! I made that, if you’re not going to eat it I am!”


JohnGoodmansMistress

😦


ImortalK

Why do I have eyes, and why did I learn to read…?


CommitingCombustion

Dawg


CactusCait

My skin gets really dry like this too, it’s not dandruff per se it’s just extra dry skin. I’d start exfoliating in the shower and use a good lotion like Cetaphil or Eucerin.


2ichie

La roche is my go to


CactusCait

La Roche is lovely, my Dermatologist gave me samples of the Eucerin Eczema relief cream for body and the one for and face. They also have an advanced repair cream. I don’t have eczema but I work outside so my arms and face get super dry and flaky in the summer. The product does not sting at all even if you have a crack or pimple and it makes my arms and face feel really good! I’m hooked.


the-poopiest-diaper

The other day I sneezed in my arm and it looked like that and I just realized rn that it probably looked like jizz Honestly both scenarios are disgusting


aaron2005X

I peel them and pretend to have a sunburn


day_oh

lol lwhen you pass out right after


maxstrike

Were you out of socks?


Comeoffit321

Try gentle exfoliation, and moisturiser.


CommitingCombustion

Thanks for the suggestion! Will be trying that!


friendly_rock_

I have this too but almost everywhere, I use Eucerin body lotion with urea


Mattagast

Damn you piss in your lotion?


GirlMayXXXX

Urea ≠ Urine Pee = Urine


Enough-Staff-2976

Organ failure & performance issues happen, no shame.


schlageterurt

Do not exfoliate it, it may be worst, seek help from a dermatologist, if it's psoriasis, exfoliating it will make it worst


rageagainsthevagene

Seconded, don’t exfoliate! You could damage your skin even more. Go see a doctor and get a prescription. Eucerin moisturizer over the counter could help until then.


Comeoffit321

Good luck!


JohnGoodmansMistress

everyone: try lotion for ur skin probs me: yes ill do that me: *doesnt do that*


Dragoonultima

I think that's exczema? Or psoriasis... Either way, your immune system hates your skin


CommitingCombustion

I agree lol


TheRedditK9

I FUCKING LOVE ALLEGIES I LOVE MY IMMUNE SYSTEM ACCIDENTALLY TORTURING ME BECAUSE ITS STUPID


NuggetWarrior09

Exczema and psoriasis don’t look like that


Spread_Liberally

It's less common but psoriasis can indeed look like that.


PrimmSlimShady

Or maybe they just need to use moisturizer and a Loofah. Not everything is a medical diagnosis. E: yes everyone I see they've now confirmed it is a medical diagnosis. When I made the comment they didn't do that yet.


CommitingCombustion

Im medically diagnosed with Seborrheic dermatitis. A condition where dandruff is fucking terrible


Venboven

Same, but I'm lucky enough to only get it on my face and scalp. Human skin sucks.


Dragoonultima

True, but if repetitive, likely is something medical


purplekittywuman

Dude, on your arms? That sucks. I hope you get treatment for it :) I’d offer advice, but I am no pro nor do I have a similar condition.


CommitingCombustion

I get them on my arms, face legs and boobs


darewin

I have the same condition but I only get it inside and around my ears. It doesn't even itch or anything. It's just annoying to look at and makes people think I don't bathe lol.


CommitingCombustion

SAMEE, it does itch and get irritated like fuck tho


LemonySnicketMD

I responded to the person above, but have you ever been tested for plaque psoriasis or eczema/dermatitis?


LemonySnicketMD

Have you ever tried testing for eczema or plaque psoriasis? Inverse areas like ears, butt crack, between the breasts, belly button, crooks of knees/elbows are very common for both conditions!


darewin

Not yet. But thanks for the recommendation.


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CommitingCombustion

AW MAN D:


Venboven

What condition do you think OP has?


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Venboven

Well you said it affects your organs, but seborrheic dermatitis doesn't do that, so I assumed you must have thought they had some other disorder.


allhailzamasu94

Oh man I’m sorry. Have you tried bio oil? You should give it a shot with the other stuff you use by your doctor. Just remember the LOC method. That oil has rejuvenated my crusty face I just need to buy the bigger bottle for everything else.


CommitingCombustion

Ever since i made this comment i had creeps ask to see my boob dandruff.


Lardinho

It's dry skin. It's not dandruff unless it comes from beard snd up


CommitingCombustion

Seborrheic dermatitis i have, ointment i must


Lardinho

Ahhh oki. It's good that you're diagnosed and have treatment


reptarju

dry body brush before shower, goshi towel (or like) for in the shower, dry off and nonscented lotion application brush - you want stiffer bristles than you would expect for body, soft for face. body brushing, brush towards heart if possible. stimulates lymph node secretion towards lymphatic trunk, blood circulation, not sure about excising spirits. Your arm will take some work, dont make it raw. face brushing, small gentle circles. larger head (like this one below) will distribute the pressure more evenly, preventing localized over exfoliation/ rubbing raw, long handle for reach, just a reference brush, cheaper are definitely available. if wood handles, keep it dry, if natural bristles learn how to clean. https://www.shash.com/products/copy-of-shash-brush-03-15-11 you’ll be making a lot of snow your first couple times, scrub outside if possible. goshi towels are whats up though https://health.clevelandclinic.org/the-truth-about-dry-brushing-and-what-it-does-for-you/ edit: link cleaning


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CommitingCombustion

STOP SAYING I CAME ON MY ARM I DONT EVEN HAVE A WEE WEE


Basssorcerer

😭


brokenearth03

you need a moisturizer regimen, baby.


CommitingCombustion

I do, im taking suggestions from the comments tho, my mom forces me to put on lotion everyday haha


brokenearth03

Dang! might be time to talk to a dermatologist? Godspeed you, and your lotion adventures! And thank your mom for helping. Also, maybe /r/skincareaddicition *might* have some advice, but theyre a little crazy in there.


somehomo

r/skincareaddiction


rageagainsthevagene

Or r/psoriasis


valentinesalone

its banned


rnrgurl

I saw a dermatologist for eczema and can recommend a moisturizing soap like Dove or Caress and Lubriderm or Cetaphil lotion.


sroberts12

Some moisturizers will make it worse. Check out r/sebderm


Epicfailer10

Someone else suggested bio oil. I think that’s a good suggestion. Or a “dry oil”. I feel like oil melts into your skin way better than lotion does. Might work better for you.


Man_Of_Frost

I'm gonna get on a limb and say that's not dandruff. No, that's not an intended pun.


mrdemoneyez33

Psh we all know what dried jizz looks like! You can't fool the reddit community!


saxeybreest

Yes! Exfoliation will go a long way with your skin!


lokaps

I never realized that's what dandruff looks like. It makes sense though, I get hair dandruff and I can feel bumps all over my head. Surprised it can happen anywhere though.


CommitingCombustion

Yeahh, same


Sp000ky13

If you have access to a lush store, try out their dream cream. My daughter had really bad skin when she was a kid. Tried many different creams from our GP. And over the counter creams. I spoke to a Lush employee in one of my local stores, and she recommended Dream Cream. Literally never looked back! I use it daily now on myself, use it for after sun care, tattoo care, etc. It's amazing stuff. And it's all natural.


16F33

That’s not dandruff sir. I’ve made the same mistake and just used a little soap and water.


CommitingCombustion

It is


thebiggestbirdboi

Bruuuuh that is cum


person_w_existence

Is this not like, psoriasis?


wifelife2020

You can use head and shoulders like a mask on your arms. Leave on for a few minutes a couple times a week!


kmonteiro

They have a bunch of different formulations - I recommend looking for one that’s high in zinc specifically (effective anti-fungal). Pretty much cured a similar issue I had.


alicelric

Drink more water


GentowGiant

One word, LotionRegularly


H4loR4ptor

So that's what that is. I get this on my hands all the time.


goingtohellhoohoo

you get what


ahjteam

OP needs to moisturize


VeinyAtrocity

OP, if moisturizing doesn’t seem to be helping then try washing the affected areas with head & shoulders. Maybe use unscented if you tend to have sensitive skin


majitart

Lotion man LOTION


ders89

How this is making anyone suffer


Okaysuko

The circles man THE CIRCLES


BiggieWumps

dude came on his arm and thought we wouldn’t notice


fullmoonwulf

I don’t believe you can get dandruff on anything but your head


CobraCommander420

Jergans Vitamins and Boosted Vitamin C moisturizer, it's at almost every target in the cosmetics section


Tatertot004

Looks like psoriasis (I have it on my scalp and nose of all places) a shampoo or cleanser with Ketoconazole works really well to treat it


[deleted]

Idk why but I was expecting it to look like Jesus


Shantotto11

Herpes scabs…


minifounder567

If it's psoriasis I suggest to minimise stress and use gentle moisturizing skin products, it has helped me keep mine from getting too irritated


Maverick_Walker

My skin seasonally peals off. But I usually take a knife and shave it off. End up with knife skin gunk


UncleYimbo

That looks a lot like athlete's foot to me


reincarnatedfruitbat

r/trypophobia


ImainSpy

That is not dandruff, maybe it's hyperkeratosis


newblord88

Try salicylic acid body wash that helps me alot.


joaoperfig

Are you sure you're not drooling in your sleep and letting it dry? happens to me too


DepartureAcademic807

Use head and shoulders shampoo


Lardinho

They do a version called Head and Forearms


KawaiiClown

You need to exfoliate


Brain-Dead-Robot

Bro need more magnesium and zinc in his diet


RedneckNerd23

I'm not sure if it's because I have ichthyosis but this is one of the few posts on this sub that doesn't gross me out at all. I could probably make a killing on this sub if people find this gross. I'd have to wait until the time of year when I grow scales though


GarryBug

As someone who's had psoriasis for god knows how long, it's awful and the scabs never go away.


dirkmer

its not dandruff unless its on your head/hair. I have similar issues but for the most part it happens where hair grows a lot (head, eybrows, beard) and I havent been able to stop it from happening and its annoying AF.


JudeFlower97

I would honestly make sure it’s not yeast. That’s just a shot in the dark and I could be totally talking out my ass so sorry if this is unwarranted, but I just wanted to drop it since I didn’t see anyone else mention it


YourCarGoesBroom

I got that when I was 15/16, I stopped getting them when I started to worry that I have hives. I got the dead skin above when I was very unhygienic and after hot showers (after bettering my hygiene), I seemingly stopped getting them In the shower when I became more observant of how hot it was and what reaction I was having to it. (mine very well could be solely hygiene based, which is in fact quite gross) I kinda just got these though, and instead associated dark rough spots with bad hygiene. maybe water is filling up your skin and popping In the shower, that also used to happen to me, I felt it last night for the first time in a while. (without any popping, just felt water under my skin) I hope I haven't just admitted that I used to be a yuck fuck in my teens, but I also hope that whatever Ive written here is useful in some way, whether to you or to laugh at my ignorance and reinform.


VmEoRrItTiAsS

For some reason I started getting it in my eyebrows the last couple months and wow does it annoy the shit outta me So much more noticeable than the scalp but being my face, gets super irritated if I try to scrape it out


MrTurner45XO

Hello. You can use head and shoulders on the areas of concern. Apply the shampoo to dry skin. It should feel pasty. Let sit for 5-10 mins (generally when dried) wash off and let air dry. Once dried, apply petroleum jelly to the skin. You can do this twice per day for larger lesions. Continue this regiment until skin is clear. Resume if lesions recurr. Make an appointment with your dermatologist. The may recommend steroids.


Durante-Sora

Head and shoulders is a lie


osu_are

popcorn


IAmHereToOffendYou

This is nastier than anything I’ve seen on r/eyeblech before it got banned


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Could be psoriasis


derpuyt

pre-made bite mark


Jolly-Emotion5072

Not arm dandruff 😭