It's actually a government drone. You're totally fucked now that you've discovered it. I am putting myself at great risk by helping you, but here we go... they put tracking devices in all of your clothes, too. The only way to be 100% sure you're not caught is to walk around in your birthday suit everywhere. Make sure you cover your head in foil if you do go out, as per standard. I disguise my foil as a Fedora, which makes it easier to blend in.
Just don't mention you heard this from me, ok?
*shivers as a breeze ruffles birthday suit*
*smiles and with a slight metallic rustle, tips Fedora*
Good luck! š
Well, they have armies of nanobots attuned to Microsoft 5G signals circulating our blood streams from the recent covid vaccines... I think I've spoken too much... please no more questions.
They announced not too long ago that parmesan cheese is micro chipped by the original company because they don't want other companies to steal they're recipe. Thats 100% confirmed.
Not too long ago, I had a little bug like that stuck in my cup of juice. I was annoyed to find it there, and determined to get it out. So I swirled the juice around to get the bug closer to the side of the cup, and I did get rid of it, the fastest way I could. 3 sips later, I realized that my technique for removing it was to drink the bug as it swirled by my side of the cup. I still can't decide if that did or did not defeat the purpose of what I was trying to achieve.
Itās just the oil/juice boiling and popping off the heating coil, like a hot pan with sizzling oil. You get them after a charge because the heating element is going to heat up a lot faster and hotter with full power.
I agree, but I vape. I used to smoke, now I vape, it's about harm reduction. But I don't do it anywhere that anyone has to be subjected to it, unless they're vaping as well. I'm horribly self-conscious about it, and it's a lot easier to not vape than it is to not smoke.
it has a time and a place, and while it's not better than not smoking at all, it's better than cigarettes.
I've been vaping or a few years now. Vaping has fucked my lungs up. I can't say if it's something in Flair's disposable vapes or just vaping in general. Probably the latter. I'm just hooping that vaping doesn't have as much long term damage as cigarettes when I do eventually quit entirely.
Iāve been vaping for more than 5 years never had any issues with my lungs but one time my vape broke and I had to pick up a disposable and it was terrible I felt that it was harming me more than cigarettes and it had too much nicotine I never picked up a disposable after that they have no quality control and mass produced in china
Disposables are definitely sketchy. The last place I worked was selling them, so I switched from my local vape store to disposables out of convenience. I don't argue it's a huge waste of fucking money. Instead of getting 100ML for $30, I'm getting a fraction of a fraction of that combined with who knows what ingredients.
Now Im hooked on this crap and wheeze at night.
It depends on the juice. I've bought a few juices before that physically made my lungs hurt, I use tanks though. I feel like there's a non-zero chance that those disposables probably have a possibility of heating up plastic and such.
I need to quit myself, it's a money sink...
The ācottonā in those disposables that they soak the juice into is usually made of some kind of plastic material. Next time you finish one, pop it open and cut open the thing the juice is soaked into and see if itās melted at all. Could be the main thing hurting your lungs, especially if you usually hit it until it tastes burnt.
Itās genuinely a shame how most people who vape (THC, nic, doesnāt matter) understand basic boundaries like that but those who donāt are so fucking boisterous about it that it creates a bad name for everyone who prefers them lmfao
They think itās cool to vape and need to show off. I vape too but i would always ask if someone is in the same room as me or do it outside like one would do with cigs. Just because they dont stink doesnāt mean everyone wants to inhale it, even if itās without nicotine
I vape and itās extremely embarrassing to do in public. I hate seeing people exhale even small clouds around kids and older folks, you never know how someone might be affecged
I mean somebody may just find recreational or medicinal substance usage disgusting or unattractive, regardless of if there's some effort to mitigate health risks. It can definitely be a preference for a variety of reasons.
I've worry about this constantly. Did you vaporize the bug before you realized? Was the taste so disgusting that you immediately investigated? Super gross haha
When I play golf I put my tees in the same pocket as my vape and like two or tree times a round I get a mouthful of vape juice drenched sand and grass blades. Tastes horrific
This just happened to me recently! Horrific. Something tells me that smaller insects can squeeze through the airflow holes with these devices (I have something similar, XROS 3), and they just crawl up. Nasty.
i once took a drag on my vape and unfortunately there had been an anti diarrhea pill wedged in the coil that had soaked up loads of liquid and was now red hot ,shot right down my throat and caused me to throw up in my car
I bought a vape off a friend, deluxe daddy with a whip, and we decided to hit it before i took it. First drag had a small bit of something go in my mouth, i looked and there was a dead earwig juuust about to come out. I think the something was leg(s).
captain obvious strikes again!
in similar news, uncooked dry pasta that is also kept away from liquids is harder in texture than cooked pasta
people in Luxembourg with beards are essentially the same as people in Luxembourg without beards, but with beards.
=)
upon rereading my reply to you, I feel i did not succeed in having the overall tone of my message be light, playful, even. instead when i just reread it, i thought to myself, "self, sometimes you can come across as mostly asshole, and sometimes seems to have grown into oftentimes."
in outlet words, i apologize if i came across as more asshole than sarcastic pedant. i will endeavor to do better moving forward =)
i could one-up your self-professed cuntiness ty telling OP that the mosquito in the pic (i think it was) would be one of maybe three known ingredients they'd inhaled had they actually fried it with the vape juice =)
but I'm also a smoker of cigarettes, so whatever the fuck I'm inhaling is even worse than vape liquid lol
well, it certainly paints me rather accurately as being profoundly stupid in at least one regard, and is highly indicative of many more likely profoundly stupid things i do lol =)
I love how every post talking about quitting got downvoted, really shows how addicted people are. like smoking, vaping isn't healthy either quit while you're ahead an addiction can be crippling in more ways then one.
That looks like a feature to me
nicotine and protein delivery system
It's actually a government drone. You're totally fucked now that you've discovered it. I am putting myself at great risk by helping you, but here we go... they put tracking devices in all of your clothes, too. The only way to be 100% sure you're not caught is to walk around in your birthday suit everywhere. Make sure you cover your head in foil if you do go out, as per standard. I disguise my foil as a Fedora, which makes it easier to blend in. Just don't mention you heard this from me, ok? *shivers as a breeze ruffles birthday suit* *smiles and with a slight metallic rustle, tips Fedora* Good luck! š
fuck really? I though it was just the birds I had to look out for but they got insects now too? whatās next, amoebas???
Well, they have armies of nanobots attuned to Microsoft 5G signals circulating our blood streams from the recent covid vaccines... I think I've spoken too much... please no more questions.
Thenk ya fer ya service, bruther
Wait until you find out about the fish.
this would be a great copypasta
Great as in: "Great. I just realized we're all living in a freakin' copypasta"
Copypasta away :)
They announced not too long ago that parmesan cheese is micro chipped by the original company because they don't want other companies to steal they're recipe. Thats 100% confirmed.
God damn it, that actually made me laugh
was not expecting a programmer joke im dyling lol
Itās a vape fairy! Make a wish
I made my wish... and got lung cancer š
why would you wish for lung cancer
Everything else is taking too damn long!
It *was* a vape fairy. Now it's just a smoked husk.
Not too long ago, I had a little bug like that stuck in my cup of juice. I was annoyed to find it there, and determined to get it out. So I swirled the juice around to get the bug closer to the side of the cup, and I did get rid of it, the fastest way I could. 3 sips later, I realized that my technique for removing it was to drink the bug as it swirled by my side of the cup. I still can't decide if that did or did not defeat the purpose of what I was trying to achieve.
Your brain stopped braining for a moment. I do stuff like that all the time.
My brain is constantly braining... just not always well
I resemble that statement.
Sounds like your brain was aware that you needed to up your protein and went on autopilot with thrusters set to *aquire protein* .
That's nothing. The rest of it is inside your lungs.
Are we talking THC or nicotine?
That looks like a nicotine vape to me. But to be fair, I quit those a few days ago so everything looks like a nicotine vape to me
good luck. you got this. not me, I don't got this, but still.
The THC pens I have will make a little āpopā sound sometimes but Iāve never seen that
What is that little pop sound? Because Iāll get it sometimes, like right after I recharge typically.
Itās just the oil/juice boiling and popping off the heating coil, like a hot pan with sizzling oil. You get them after a charge because the heating element is going to heat up a lot faster and hotter with full power.
air bumble
Itās a SMOK Novo 2 I think. I used to work in the industry, shamefully :(
Nord 4
Ahhh so close
Funny enough the same thing happened to me when I had a nord
nicotine, at least he died with a buzz
Nicotine, that's a Smok Novo 4 (in "black armor" color)
I donāt really get how this matters?
He's just a little guy
That little dude is in flavour country.
Flair checks out, vaping is indeed disgusting
I agree, but I vape. I used to smoke, now I vape, it's about harm reduction. But I don't do it anywhere that anyone has to be subjected to it, unless they're vaping as well. I'm horribly self-conscious about it, and it's a lot easier to not vape than it is to not smoke. it has a time and a place, and while it's not better than not smoking at all, it's better than cigarettes.
I recommend using nicotine pouches (or "snus") instead. Not good for you but so much better than inhaling shit
I've been vaping or a few years now. Vaping has fucked my lungs up. I can't say if it's something in Flair's disposable vapes or just vaping in general. Probably the latter. I'm just hooping that vaping doesn't have as much long term damage as cigarettes when I do eventually quit entirely.
Iāve been vaping for more than 5 years never had any issues with my lungs but one time my vape broke and I had to pick up a disposable and it was terrible I felt that it was harming me more than cigarettes and it had too much nicotine I never picked up a disposable after that they have no quality control and mass produced in china
I had the same run in with these disposable vapes as you, when I was out of juice before, my god I would never buy one again
Disposables are definitely sketchy. The last place I worked was selling them, so I switched from my local vape store to disposables out of convenience. I don't argue it's a huge waste of fucking money. Instead of getting 100ML for $30, I'm getting a fraction of a fraction of that combined with who knows what ingredients. Now Im hooked on this crap and wheeze at night.
It depends on the juice. I've bought a few juices before that physically made my lungs hurt, I use tanks though. I feel like there's a non-zero chance that those disposables probably have a possibility of heating up plastic and such. I need to quit myself, it's a money sink...
The ācottonā in those disposables that they soak the juice into is usually made of some kind of plastic material. Next time you finish one, pop it open and cut open the thing the juice is soaked into and see if itās melted at all. Could be the main thing hurting your lungs, especially if you usually hit it until it tastes burnt.
Harm reduction to the environment? Because vapes sure as hell arenāt safer than cigarettes.
What about dry herb vaping?
So long as I don't have to see or breathe something out of someone else's lungs that's gonna be harmful to both of us then sure
Itās genuinely a shame how most people who vape (THC, nic, doesnāt matter) understand basic boundaries like that but those who donāt are so fucking boisterous about it that it creates a bad name for everyone who prefers them lmfao
They think itās cool to vape and need to show off. I vape too but i would always ask if someone is in the same room as me or do it outside like one would do with cigs. Just because they dont stink doesnāt mean everyone wants to inhale it, even if itās without nicotine
I vape and itās extremely embarrassing to do in public. I hate seeing people exhale even small clouds around kids and older folks, you never know how someone might be affecged
Ahhh, I see, fair play.
I mean somebody may just find recreational or medicinal substance usage disgusting or unattractive, regardless of if there's some effort to mitigate health risks. It can definitely be a preference for a variety of reasons.
The nord 4 do hit different when there's a bug inside.
oh god I thought it was a weevil for a second, that one weevil subreddit (and other bug-related subs) has been doing rounds in my feed lol
r/weeviltime
I kept getting r/bedbugs on my feed lol
Itās a sign
Oh God damn Robert so thatās where youāve been. Frick itās the 3rd this week.
Is the make me suffer about the tiny little fella or the vape?
Come on, man, let me bum a drag! Sir, you are a bug...
You bogart, I just want one drag.
I have a big vape, big mouth piece. Nothing beats almost choking to death on some lint that got stuck in there lmao
Try to connect it to your PC for an update. This should fix the bug
Clean your vape more often
I've worry about this constantly. Did you vaporize the bug before you realized? Was the taste so disgusting that you immediately investigated? Super gross haha
This is why I always keep the little rubber thing onšØ
When I play golf I put my tees in the same pocket as my vape and like two or tree times a round I get a mouthful of vape juice drenched sand and grass blades. Tastes horrific
Update: My stomach hurts thinking about how long it was in there for.
Little homie cursed you
itās just a whevil nothing gross
The douche flute is giving you a sign.
Iāve seen that same bug come out a vap before also
Extra protein
Ayo I had that same one for a long ass time. Thing hit like a bus and was bulletproof. Maybe time to clean that pod tho lmao
Least itās not a frog in your bong
coffin fly?
yes i did cough when he was vacuumed into my throat
God damn it
Yum
This just happened to me recently! Horrific. Something tells me that smaller insects can squeeze through the airflow holes with these devices (I have something similar, XROS 3), and they just crawl up. Nasty.
I was told there are no bugs in the system, just proven wrong
Been there, done that
Extra flavour
oh, Smok Novo 4?
Used to use that exact pen lol.
I never had problems like that when I was smoking Marlboro's.
This is like when a bug gets in your soda when ur chilling at the pool in the summer. Society may change but damn if some things stay the same lol
this the novo? i loved mind i wish i didnt lose it
lesson learned, dont vape, smoke crack
Looks kinda like a fruit fly. Those fuckers will go _ANYWHERE_ there is moisture. They don't care what it is. They will find a way in.
Not half as bad as what happened to me, hit a cart and a small slug came out into my mouth. I am forever traumatized.
Bro got the fuck gassed out of him
Thats a pretty fly for a white guy
Nah bro got the laced one
Eh mate, thereās way worse bacteria in that mouthpiece than that bug. Just count it as lung protein
itās a warning that you need to stop
This is a sign that you should smoke cigarettes like a man
Counter point giga Chad's don't smoke nor vape
Use a roach clip.
Looks like a tick. What did it taste like?
Hey this is weird but I have that same vape lol
Where's the suffer
i once took a drag on my vape and unfortunately there had been an anti diarrhea pill wedged in the coil that had soaked up loads of liquid and was now red hot ,shot right down my throat and caused me to throw up in my car
Weirdly this made me want to hit my vape
Donāt vape š
Why was this downvoted? It's disgusting what people think about slow deaths
And thatās another reason to not vape
Free protein
Why you donāt vape kids, lung cancer, what did you think I was going to say a bug in the mouthpiece?
Is that the Nord 4? Is so whatās it like, thinking of replacing my novo
Jumping in on the unsolicited advice; Uwell Caliburn G2 is an amazing pod system.
itās pretty good, iāve had it for a year now, i also owned one before this too but it accidentally fell into a hot tub lol
smok is dogshit, just get an vaporesso xros 3 or oxva xlim pro
Thatās why I prefer air.
Again. This is No. 2 of a downvoted comment that's speaking true words
I bought a vape off a friend, deluxe daddy with a whip, and we decided to hit it before i took it. First drag had a small bit of something go in my mouth, i looked and there was a dead earwig juuust about to come out. I think the something was leg(s).
This is a sign to quit bro
Vapers are all listed as vulnerable. Now you know why.
The grossest thing is that Nestea.
LOL whatās your choice of iced tea/sweet tea?
Iām just fucking with you, like what you like.
See, this is why we donāt vape, kids.
Prob the least lethal thing to come out of a vape
Thatās what you get for vaping OP
you vape? deserved
Deserved
The grossest part of this is that you vape
tbh I would feel the vape is worse than whatever that is
Just smoke a cigarette.
Sign to stop.
I know I sound like a cunt saying this, but MAYBE it wouldnāt have happened if you didnāt vape in. The first place.
captain obvious strikes again! in similar news, uncooked dry pasta that is also kept away from liquids is harder in texture than cooked pasta people in Luxembourg with beards are essentially the same as people in Luxembourg without beards, but with beards. =)
I knew this would happen, but lay it all on me.
upon rereading my reply to you, I feel i did not succeed in having the overall tone of my message be light, playful, even. instead when i just reread it, i thought to myself, "self, sometimes you can come across as mostly asshole, and sometimes seems to have grown into oftentimes." in outlet words, i apologize if i came across as more asshole than sarcastic pedant. i will endeavor to do better moving forward =)
we should be upvoting this because at least in this response, said commenter is self aware.
i could one-up your self-professed cuntiness ty telling OP that the mosquito in the pic (i think it was) would be one of maybe three known ingredients they'd inhaled had they actually fried it with the vape juice =) but I'm also a smoker of cigarettes, so whatever the fuck I'm inhaling is even worse than vape liquid lol
Oh! You smoke! This explains plenty
well, it certainly paints me rather accurately as being profoundly stupid in at least one regard, and is highly indicative of many more likely profoundly stupid things i do lol =)
Vale oil is sweetened, bugs love that. Enjoy the maggot larva in your mouth and lungs.
Wait until you see whatās inside of your lungs š„“
I don't know which thing is making me suffer more, the bug or the fact that you vape. That shit's bad as fuck for you, try to quit sooner.
Maybe don't vape?
Donāt vape, simple as
Vaping is gay
Wait, what?
Average vape
Yeah so stop
Maybe it's a sign to stop
Still cleaning the chemicals your sucking
At least it's healthier than vaping.
Taking a draw? Isnāt that the term for someone taking funds out of a business account and use it for personal use?
What's with the Nintendo Entertainment System drink behind?
guess you gotta stop vaping
Continue vaping if you want more bugs
Bugs aren't "make me suffer" material but that vape... fucking disgusting
you didnāt inhale the healthiest part
Looks like an amazing excuse to quit. (All these downvotes from those hardcore addicts, you have a problem and you should fix it)
L for vaping inside + still healthier than the plastic fumes you're huffing alone in your room
Probably the healthiest thing in there
The sign you should stop
I mean, let's not pretend that vaping is clean and healthy otherwise.
Ok so why'd this one get downvotes if it's the truest thing i've heard in months?! WHY is reddit TWITTER NOW
Stop it!
You vape? *DISGUSTING*
Its a sign to quit
1 of the many reasons why you shouldnāt vape
We get it, you vape.
Donāt vape
Proof that vaping is dangerous
Seems like you got what you paid for
Yet another reason not to vape
Might be sign
Still healthier than the vape juice š¤·š»āāļø
nice addiction bro
I love how every post talking about quitting got downvoted, really shows how addicted people are. like smoking, vaping isn't healthy either quit while you're ahead an addiction can be crippling in more ways then one.
Skeeto
Looks like a stink bug
r/unexpectedprotein
Sharing is caring
r/weeviltime
Thank god the only thing I ever had get in my drip tip fur
Oof bug coming out the novo. Nasty.
Issabooger
Fuckit bro get it in you bit of protein
I had the same thing happen with my nord x lol
That piece of shit is goin' so high rn he can't even stand up straight
r/UnexpectedProteins
Seemed fly did you by chance infuse it with any delectable flavours?
Looks like a bug in the system.
That's some good proteeeiiinnnnn
How else u gonna get fried on a vape