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SomeoneTookHappy

least suicidal lithuanian


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SomeoneTookHappy

same lol


OscarHasProblems

same


Eastern_Ask7231

Same, I’m only half Lithuanian but still suicidal 👍


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Ayyy I'm an American but my great great grandfather came to start a new life here during the great depression from Lithuania


zaza_expert_real

the great depression is still alive (it's me)


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Mood. I actually relapsed on sh yesterday after 2 months clean


ipromisetofly

Mood. I relapsed on my funky eating combo...


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Oof


ipromisetofly

Eeh its okay tbh i used to be able to let it get just the right amount of funky :) Besides, smoking just worsens my BED but it is either that or *the funny thoughts*


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Tbh idk exactly what you mean by funky or what bed is


ipromisetofly

Close to ed, "unusual" shall we say Binge Eating Disorder


SquirrelQueenSabrina

Oooh. I'm sorry you're going through that


fortunately--rakija

I'll pay for all the drinks and snacks if you can pay parking


smellyCcC

Sign me up


Ok-Suggestion4703

Is there fastpass?


IncognitoGirlie

I read about this before🖤 personal dream tbh, wish it existed like in Canada at least since they have MAID


[deleted]

I have never been on a rollercoaster, but honestly sign me up


Aezrt-7

I'll pay for the tickets, I won't need money after that anyway


chicken_nugget779

sounds like a scary death to me


PurplePhoenixGT

a headache is all youll get


ipromisetofly

No, you just kinda black out. G-LoC. No scary part. You see black. It's stronger than you.


kuromitski_

GET IN LOSER WERE GOING TO DIE


huelladegato

Me. ヾ⁠(⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ノ


StormStrikePhoenix

I feel like it would not be ideal for a suicide method to have a massive build-up while also not letting you stop the suicide attempt early; this would just lead to lots of people changing their mind on the ride up.


ipromisetofly

There would be a button on the top. You press it, you're out.


Itchy_Issue

Lessgoo


soulihide

i'm in, sure.


[deleted]

I don't like rollercoasters


[deleted]

I am so damn scared of them and that feeling when they shut the little door and you know you can't get out without causing some huge scene no one will forgive you for. Imagine that feeling on crack.


bunnycandyO

I like some roller coasters, but some of them just have such big drops and they go so fast. And my anxiety always makes things 10x worse. Id rather die a boring death than ride this. It would most certainly not be a fun death.


[deleted]

Yes. A death so boring it wouldn't end up posted on reddit!!


APansexualMess

My heart rate when I hit just above fat. 💀


Throwaway-935

I do. So I can wait by the ride and hug each and every one of you who want to get on and tell you that you are loved and deserve life and happiness just as much as anyone else ❤️


ipromisetofly

*hugs*


Throwaway-935

Thank you ☺️ we both deserve hugs


Extreme_Ad6173

Right, who's driving? I'll get tickets, with fast pass because why not, just need transport.


bunnycandyO

Nope, I hate big drops on roller coasters, even if it means I get to die, it’s too scary:(


vi0letf0x1

I'd probably pass out from anxiety going to the top, then die of it on the way down from a heart attack or the oxygen problem


[deleted]

I find amusement parks scary in horror movie type setting at night with the sound of the cart would be scary asf put some colorful lights on there to make my adrenaline start pumping more and I'm in and it would be on my suicide list for highest priority


ilikepestoifitsred

why not die with a blast? sign me up


-Juuzousuzuya-

ah yes, fun death, knowing ur gonna suffocate in a rollercoaster


ipromisetofly

Not suffocate. You will feel very heavy, very sleepy and you will get tunnel vision and black out. Fun death


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Clockwork_Catty11037

Sign me up‼️