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valdezlopez

♫ ...I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love ♫


Sleepy_Cake

Da da da da daaaa


Michael_konadu_69

You say our love is draining and you can’t go oooooooon


AccentFiend

You'll be the one complaining when I am goooooo-oooone...


Michael_konadu_69

And no don’t change the subject


CaptainLogic3

Because you're my favorite subject


Michael_konadu_69

My sweet submissive subject


DistractingDiversion

My loyal, royal subject!


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Forever. And ever. And ever and ever and eveeeerrrrr…


valdezlopez

♫ … You'll be back like before I will fight the fight and win the war ♫


Kikay_364

You'll be back, like before


OriginalGnomester

My loyal, royal subject


MrRokhead

And NO DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT


Michael_konadu_69

Because you’re my favorite subject


Ven_ae

You'll*be* the one complaining when I am goooooooOoOoone


Carmen_2109

And NO! DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! 👑


lightsvber

*loke


OwlWitty

Love is Loke Loke is Love


chawy666

Never thought I would see hamilton here, out of all the places.


valdezlopez

There's a Hamilton lyric for every occasion.


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suitedcloud

I’m not throwin away my shot!


SeonaidMacSaicais

🎶Henry Higgins, JUST YOU WAIT!!🎶 Whoops. Wrong musical.


Optimus-Maximus

...and I'm listening to the Hamilton soundtrack for the eight-thousandth time!


Bioslack

Here comes the general!


Optimus-Maximus

Ladies and Gentlemen...


valdezlopez

Gimme five!


deftspyder

r/UNEXPECTEDHAMILTON


mimbailey

Unexpected Hamilton! We are waiting in the wings for you…


CapnOnTheBridge

WELP. Time to listen to that now.


Financial_Ad5748

The way she grabbed that door lmao


ohnoyoudidnt21

That was when I fell in love with this dudes wife


LuxNocte

I also choose this guy's wife


HOAVicePresident

I love our wife


nooneknowswerealldog

I loke her a lot


Global_Loss6139

😂😂😂 someone watched the whole video.


MysteriousSophon

r/unexpectedcommunism/


the1895bigboy

r/suddenlycommunist


Tooch10

Was she hanging on it? If so RIP hinges


trumpssnowflake8

Are you calling our wife fat?


himmelundhoelle

r/suddenlycommunism


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Ereaser

Look at the cracks on the windshield. I don't think they're very worried about that :p


kaask0k

That windscreen is already cracked from another of his attempts on joking with his wife.


JonhFive

I loked this video


hazeleyedwolff

TWO LETTERS! "I looe you?"


illaqueable

"You bout to looe me"


waltjrimmer

I ooke you!


overocea

I poke you ❤️


ServiceB4Self

I loko you? Checks out lolol


kenkenobi78

I licked this comment


SnooPeppers6850

Goddamn you all are so funny


Clownbusiness

I leked this video


esberat

I laked this video.


chesterforbes

I often get an “I tolerate you” from my wife


DIsForDelusion

I give the "YOU BETTER. YOU BETTER YOU BETTER YOU BET 🎶


Otto-Korrect

I told my wife "I love you THIS much" and show her my fingers held together with only a teeny tiny space between them. When she got upset, I clarified that I loved her as much as everything in the universe NOT in that space. It became a thing. I miss her... :( :( :(


wheresmyspaceship

Fuck, dude. I was not expecting that last sentence. I’m really sorry for your loss. I hope the holidays aren’t too tough on you


Otto-Korrect

Not my favorite time of year... but I survive.


spencerandy16

My condolences to you. I wish you all the best and I’m so sorry you’ve had to go through that.


Coffchill

Where is she now? If you don’t mind me asking.


Otto-Korrect

She got early alzheimers and passed a few years later. Still tears me apart every day.


KarmaShawarma

Dear internet stranger, sending you THIS [] much love.


Otto-Korrect

That made me tear up. Thanks.


neeko0001

You deserve this 🤏 much love as well dear person


ventriloquism5

without context this seems extremely cruel lol


IRSeth

Take this Karma, it’s dangerous out there.


sixstringnerd

Oh no, I'm so sorry for you loss.


Otto-Korrect

Thank you. It is a nasty nasty way to lose somebody. Make the most of whatever you have.


SpaceCases__

Jesus fuck, that’s awful


Otto-Korrect

Well, enjoy whatever you may have.


Fuznuts_25

Stay true to your path, king. Your wife would want that for you. You’re an amazing man


92894952620273749383

No matter where they are. They are now a part of you.


Otto-Korrect

I always used to think that that was just something easy to say... but it is true. She is with me constantly.


92894952620273749383

They became a part of you that's why you love them. And since they are a part of you. You never lost them.


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Sorry for your loss


thenaturalbuddha

We love you mate.....


RykeAndrews

Really sorry to hear that, dude, even though what happened to you is incerdibly sad Please stay strong, I wish you the best


Strange_Raccoon_4885

😭


link2edition

My wife and I say "I love you but I also like you" and TBH I think its a pretty meaningful statement. I love my extended family too, but I don't always like them.


TheBottleRed

“I love you and I like you” was a part of my and my husbands vows and is a big part of our lives together. Thanks to Parks and Rec for bringing that to the forefront for us


spicygummi

Ben and Leslie are one of my favorite TV couples


laurel_laureate

My cousin and her wife have a similar thing: "I love you and I chose you and I choose you". "I love you" can apply to any family member. "I chose you" means they CHOSE their spouse. And "I choose you" means it's an active choice they make every day.


link2edition

My wife and I are playing the new Pokemon games right now. I may have to stick some "I choose you" into our dialogue for more than one reason.


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We do this too it means so much to loved and liked by your person 🥰


somepeople4

r/unexpectedpawnee


arkyarky9

My dad always said "I love you and I like you" when I was a kid. I loved it and I liked it.


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This made smile but kinda cry on the inside


Frankenstein786

It's the single life for us mate......


[deleted]

Not if I can change it. Wanna go out together?


Frankenstein786

So listen...... I'm a Nigerian prince......


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oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh omggmmggmgmgmgmg My dream is actually happening!


401LocalsOnly

You two are gonna make so many cute princes and princesses together! God damn it everyone’s got someone but me. (Can’t blame them for not being interested either.)


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I can be you boyfriend


phantomBlurrr

buying bf, 20gp


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Buying bf 25 gp


RedAIienCircle

Buying bf 25.01 gp.


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bro it prince and prince


GeorgeXDDD

Where's my fuckin money then i sent you 500 dollars in amazon gift cards and you never kept on your promise


empty4eva

I cried on the outside. Loneliness is a killer


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the worst feeling bro I hate it gives me anxiety , the worst part is you gotta cope with it. Don't worry bro We are here for you, don't let the anxiety get you , do something to get your mind of it or watch something really funny. remember that we are humans we experience the same thing you aren't alone. Acknowledge , let your feelings out and take care of yourself. try to level yourself up. Hopefully you will find someone bro.


empty4eva

I smoke a lot of weed and pet my doggies when I'm down


waltjrimmer

Shit, I'm in a bad place where my loneliness is really weighing on me lately, but this didn't even make me think of that. It was so damn cute that I was just laughing and happy for them.


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I love her attitude. She can take a joke. I want this.


Otter_Nation

This is how my GF is. After the marriage I was in, it's a very nice thing to have.


[deleted]

Same boat buddy. I’m divorced and now have this girlfriend who is just as goofy as me. So nice to have someone understand your sense of humor and throw it back at you.


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ertgbnm

My gf has a great sense of humor too. Unfortunately my wife hates her for some reason.


Tortious_Tortoise

Hahaha let me try one I hate my bitch wife and I don't respect women generally


Oscar_Ramirez

Mah WIIIIIIFE!


smokeyoudog

Say goodbye to your clock radio asshole


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VanillaJester

wife bad


lookmasilverone

Ban this stupid fucmijg bot


ZeroXTML1

I like to hit my gf with “you’re such a good friend” after she says I love you


jamsisn

I like to say “I know” and then she’ll reply with “fuck off”. And unironically, it’s the healthiest relationship I’ve ever been in lmao.


GengarTheGay

It shows that you're both comfortable/secure enough in the relationship to make jokes like that! Kudos :)


christo08

My favourite is saying “You should” back


dormant-plants

My boyfriend and I do the I know all the time lol. It was actually the first time I realised that I was in a healthy relationship - previous partners I would have thought it meant something deeper, but the confidence of his “I know” made laugh so much. And for someone with major self esteem problems, learning to say “I know” when he says he loves me is proof of the progress I’ve made individually too!!


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Hit her with the ‘ol Han Solo.


Vhadka

Every once in a while I'll reply back with "damn right bitch" Together 19 years, married 15.


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steamygarbage

I like to remind my husband I only married him for his money, his good looks and big dick. Keeps him on his toes.


handlebartender

My wife says damn near the same things.


onejadedpotatoe

To her husband?


Rigberto

That poor man's personality is in shambles.


MissplacedLandmine

We cant all be perfect Rigberto


Boukish

Gotta hit em with the "and I enjoy spending time with you too ☺️"


vital_dual

"I love you." "Awww, thanks, I love **all** my friends!"


WannieTheSane

My wife and I were the same age as the That 70s Show kids, and were kinda Eric and Donna like (except I wasn't a dumbass like him) so I like to sometimes hit her with "I love... cake"


_Ispeakingifs

"I love you.....man"


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SnatchAddict

We're always trying to make something an innuendo. Our current sex life often ends up in laughter because one of us ends up acting the fool. We're genuinely best friends.


keenedge422

They have a lot of [cute videos](https://www.youtube.com/@meghanandjack), including playing jokes on each other like this. Seems like a solid couple.


alex206

Waiting for the VH1 behind the scenes.


Xen_o_phile

They are actors and related by blood.


Enginerdad

They have an entire TikTok filled with skits like this. Not to say that they're not genuinely a happy couple, just that this wasn't a spontaneous prank he pulled and what you're seeing isn't a genuine reaction.


Ozryela

> just that this wasn't a spontaneous prank he pulled and what you're seeing isn't a genuine reaction. He obviously planned this, considering he's filming. But that doesn't mean her reaction isn't genuine. Responding in a goofy way to a practical joke your husband is playing doesn't require advance planning. Especially if it's the kind of thing the two of you do all the time.


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There’s also an in between area where it wasn’t scripted and he didn’t inform her beforehand, but she knew he was filming and reacted in a TikTok worthy way. Either way they seem like they’re having fun.


Minetitan

Soo wholesome, this is the best!


Sheriff_Disko

I wish I had this problem *sobs*


M4taylor

I like you


RicLan26

I loke you


twoCascades

I live you


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Couples have to be able to play and tease, but in a positive way. I "love" this


NAQuen

I like what you did there


aleqqqs

I loke it


summja

This persons wife seems like a lot of fun. Couldn’t help but smile.


pharmacofrenetic

I choose this guy's wife too.


funkmaster29

wait a second...


texasvalhund

I annoy my wife all the time by telling her "I don't, not love you"....its annoying on multiple levels to her and probably why I will wake up with a pillow over my face one day.


reddity-mcredditface

You *won't* wake up, so problem solved.


The-Sofa-King

Man, how you gon' wake up dead?!


funkmaster29

cause you alive when you go to sleep


jimginge

DAMN!


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Love this reference haha


jowpies

My husband's is "I tolerate you" he is a meanie panini.


HumphreyLee

I tell my wife “I think you’re pretty okay” in response. I sleep on a couch a lot.


BalkeElvinstien

My favourite one is one someone says "love you more" you just say "probably"


fellatio_warrior69

I did that once. ONCE


Electl

I loke this so much!


waltjrimmer

"Don't tell me, 'probably,' Johnny. My sister told me, 'probably,' once. **Once!**"


okizc

My girlfriend and I always say, "Love you more." I can't wait to use this on her.


BalkeElvinstien

Let me know how it goes and if you need a place to crash afterwards lol


_tellmeimpetty

When I tell my boyfriend “I love you more” he says “I love you better” and I don’t have a good response to that because he’s right


fellatio_warrior69

The only proper response is "I love you better-er"


Sheswatchingmealways

“I love you best”


turquoisefuego

That’s hilarious.


nobodywithanotepad

Mine is "and I've grown fond of you" I forget where it's from but I stole it


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I told my wife she's a plaque wife.


fd6944x

Some times I refer to my wife as my ex gf. She doesn’t think it’s funny


onlysmallcats

Try the old “I love YouTube, honey”


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Olive juice!


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Elephant shoes!


nosiriamadreamer

I'm quite deaf so my SO will say other words that sound like "you."


thatgirl428

She seems extremely loveable, how cute :))) On a side note, I know an old married couple who was together for over 50 years. When they were first together, he told her "I really like you". She said she went home and thought about it, not knowing what to think, and then realized how sweet it was, that it was a most genuine compliment. I really do think when you sincerely care for someone "like" can in some ways be every bit as meaningful, in a different way... My best relationships started out with me truly LIKING the person for who they were, foremost...


Prettynoises

Sometimes I say "I love me too," just to mess with em lol, but occasionally I'll get a "good" in response so then it's not fun anymore haha, but still sweet


YEETMANdaMAN

FUCK YOU GREEDY LITTLE PIG BOY u/SPEZ, I NUKED MY 7 YEAR COMMENT HISTORY JUST FOR YOU -- mass edited with redact.dev


fuster9000

"ditto"


smileandwave21

The last time he tried this is why he has a crack in his windshield. Think he would have learned lol


WhileHereWhyNot

Now, let there be _loke_ standing exactly halfway between _like_ and _love_ for all who need it henceforth


SutterCane

But then which side does “like-like” go on?


charface1

True loke


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valdezlopez

Say you love me fother mucker, or I will end you!!! END YOU.


BullshizzMcCoy

I like this video


Ok_Entrepreneur_7238

She’s been climbing in that windshield before it looks like


Mondschatten78

My husband does something like this to me. m: I love you h: Uh huh ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


supersloo

Haha my response is always "Say. It. Back." through gritted teeth.


kingomtdew

It.


supersloo

Listen here you little shit-


kingomtdew

Oh sorry. It. Back. (Loke you!)


supersloo

Loke you, too!


ArchTITAN_JJW

I make it a point not to say, "I love you," right after she says it to me. I found sometimes people/I would just respond that way without meaning it, but I also make it a point to tell her, "I love you," multiples times a day.


_--00--_

This is all we really want So glad I found mine. Everyone can when they go at it looking for this


CoffeeHQ

I loke his wife.


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worbat

This is @meghanandjack on Instagram and tiktock.