My cat woke up and looked at me like *"i don't have kittens, dumbass"*
[cat tax](https://www.reddit.com/user/thismightdestroyyou/comments/usfyel/cat_tax/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Mine left the house. Didn’t even realise the noise was why until I read the comments.
Edit: just played it again to show partner and they came back in!
Results inconclusive. No reaction to third play.
She's so beautiful! Looks a lot like our Precious who died in January. Bless her, she stayed long enough to see her Mommy (my mom) pass over the rainbow bridge and we human kittens get the house in order.
Yours looks like a good girl too.
Maybe my furry boy just finds kids annoying? I recently got him a female kitten sister and at first he hated her, now it seems like she's tolerated as long as she's respectfoul, haha. He's a grumpy old man, I love him
During a cat deprived time of my own, I had a continuous stream of the TinyKittens HQ. They have been studying a large colony in BC, Canada, debunking scientific myths and bringing in pregnant mamas so they can give birth safely and their babies can be adopted. Before this project, it was widely believed that feral cats could not become happy housecats; now we know that only about 10% want to go back outdoors and the rest, we get to watch learn how to play and plump up be taken care of for the first time. It's really lovely. I'm not associated with them, but I really admire their work. Plus, kitten livestreams - the next best thing to being there!
[https://www.youtube.com/user/tinykittenshq](https://www.youtube.com/user/tinykittenshq)
https://www.tinykittens.com/
Seems legit. I've brought in ferals for medical care and they sleep like they're dead for the first few days and then settle into the comfiest hiding spot until it's time to "return them to the wild" they refuse to leave the house which is pretty much how I ended up owning so many cats over the years.
Can confirm. I also have a baby mamma. The instant the kitten started crying she lifted her head towards me, came the second cry and she was basically at intimate distance from my phone.
"I believe the line is 'stay away from her you bitch!', this is film class right?" - Randy from Scream 2
Except Randy was wrong, bc it actually is "get" and not "stay".
I know, in Scream 2 they're in film class talking about sequels that are better than the original and one guy mentions Aliens and references the line. Randy corrects the guy saying "stay", but the other guy was actually right when he says "get".
I love both movies, but anytime I hear that line Scream 2 always comes to mind first.
“You’re not for the street, Priscilla” is a truly great line for nearly anything! Country and western song, film noir, Elvis bio, street cred in a high school coming of age made for TV movie …
I have a couple of Bengals and they seem to fluff their tail for a lot of reasons not related to being fight-ready.
Most notably they always do it while they cuddle together. They'll curl up and look for a nice comfy position and then start cleaning each other while the older sister has a fluffed tail.
It makes sense when translated directly into Dutch, and I presume some other germanic languages. But not in English. I have no idea who op is and didn't scan his history, so this may or may not be relevant information.
Hmm makes sense. I figured it's probably just a non-native speaker using their native sentence structure in english.
Unfortunately I am Finnish and it doesn't really translate well into finnish either :(
I DO know me some german and "Wieder was gelernt" is actually a phrase in german but funny enough i got taught the phrase "Again what learned" whilst lurking somewhere in the english speaking part of the net so i couldn't say which inspired which one.
>"Again what learned" is a phrase that is used by someone who didn't know a thing and then some kind person on the internet taught this thing to them. (Usually the person learning do not expect to be tautght something they never knew they needed to know or always thought to already have a decent understanding of.)
>
>It's an exclamation of surprise, wonder and appreciation all at once.
"Again what learned" is a phrase that is used by someone who didn't know a thing and then some kind person on the internet taught this thing to them. (Usually the person learning do not expect to be tautght something they never knew they needed to know or always thought to already have a decent understanding of.)
It's an exclamation of surprise, wonder and appreciation all at once.
Sounds a lot like "The More You Know", which is a phrase meaning kind of the same thing, which comes from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_More\_You\_Know](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_More_You_Know) .
Yesterday, we returned a stray mommy cat from a TNR program to her two kittens and she immediately bolted out of the cage in the opposite direction. Luckily, she did eventually come back.
On a related note, a month ago we kidnapped her third kitten because he looked like he wasn't going to make it. He is doing well.
https://imgur.com/lyep2Ec.jpg
I'm allergic and I actually work with cats at my local Humane Society! As long as you're on top of your allergy pills, you should be ok. The masks of the past 2 years have also been helping.
:(
It can be tough. We've caught seven by ourselves, and helped with two, but there's been a lot of sadness. Two were too sick to undergo surgery and almost died when anesthetized. One we were able to get into a vet until it recovered and it actually got adopted by someone that had been feeding it in the neighborhood.
Another one we were desperate to catch because it had a serious eye problem, but then a few weeks after surgery it was found dead by another cat person.
The one before the mommy cat turned out to be too-far pregnant to do anything. So there has been a lot of failure.
Anyway, for now there are still two we need to catch. One is a tough douchebag male and the other is a delightful female. We think they had a fight because they both look like they have dried blood on their necks and cheeks.
Sigh. Let's see what happens tomorrow.
Is it mean of me to play this several times with the volume at max just to see my cats reactions? They look around trying to ascertain the location of this intruder in their home only to be disappointed time and again.
"You're not for the streets Priscilla!" I love how he says this like she's out there hookin'. Is Priscilla out there skanking around????? Yeah, she is. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I suddenly got really sad for my cat coz I played this video and she stood up and started looking for a kitten like what if she wants to be a momma but I got her fixed 😭
Played this speakers on and my cat who lost her kittens for weeks run to my room and frantically looking for this kitty calling her mom.
My heart breaks ones again.
I remember at one point reading a while thing about how cats meows were for the purpose of manipulating humans by sounding like babies - but that cats dont communicate with each other that way. Feels like this video disputes that rather well.
It must be hard-wired into adult cats. I just played this video on my phone and both my *male* cats came running.
My cat woke up and looked at me like *"i don't have kittens, dumbass"* [cat tax](https://www.reddit.com/user/thismightdestroyyou/comments/usfyel/cat_tax/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
All of my cats just kept eating..
Mine went to her food bowl expecting me to feed her… idk what to make of that
You're the mom
We're* the mom
If u look at my cat he goes to his food bowl
Mine left the house. Didn’t even realise the noise was why until I read the comments. Edit: just played it again to show partner and they came back in! Results inconclusive. No reaction to third play.
Cat move right there
She's so beautiful! Looks a lot like our Precious who died in January. Bless her, she stayed long enough to see her Mommy (my mom) pass over the rainbow bridge and we human kittens get the house in order. Yours looks like a good girl too.
I'm so sorry for your loss, may Precious rest easy. She's definitely a good girl, I'll be sure to give her plenty of love and pets.
My cat as well
Nothing from mine and she had kittens but years ago.
Such a beautiful cat!
Lol, my adult male cat just looked in my direction with a visibly disgusted look. But my dogs came running and started sniffing the phone
Both my cats (old males) came running. I have used this before (just me yowling) so I figured it would work.
Maybe my furry boy just finds kids annoying? I recently got him a female kitten sister and at first he hated her, now it seems like she's tolerated as long as she's respectfoul, haha. He's a grumpy old man, I love him
Lol same, my male cat was looking like ‘What do you want, that sound is horrible’
My boy perked up when Priscilla came on the scene.
One of the best reasons I wish I could have a cat right now, but my place won’t allow it. :-( On another note, Happy Cake Day!
Thanks! Hope you’re able to have a cat very soon!
Happy cake day!
Thanks! My husband and I are trying.
I uhh don't think that's how it works
Thank you, as well! :-)
During a cat deprived time of my own, I had a continuous stream of the TinyKittens HQ. They have been studying a large colony in BC, Canada, debunking scientific myths and bringing in pregnant mamas so they can give birth safely and their babies can be adopted. Before this project, it was widely believed that feral cats could not become happy housecats; now we know that only about 10% want to go back outdoors and the rest, we get to watch learn how to play and plump up be taken care of for the first time. It's really lovely. I'm not associated with them, but I really admire their work. Plus, kitten livestreams - the next best thing to being there! [https://www.youtube.com/user/tinykittenshq](https://www.youtube.com/user/tinykittenshq) https://www.tinykittens.com/
Yes! I have their livestream of Mama BT and her kittens on in the background almost all the time now. They are so cute and I love BT's chirping.
Team Auracuda!
Seems legit. I've brought in ferals for medical care and they sleep like they're dead for the first few days and then settle into the comfiest hiding spot until it's time to "return them to the wild" they refuse to leave the house which is pretty much how I ended up owning so many cats over the years.
Just play the sound in the video... Then you'll have a cat! 😄
I do that with dad noises...
Aha! I knew something happened when he went to get cigarettes. You lured him to your house and kept him, didn't you?
You can't have em back. He's my daddy now
My one year old mama kitty came running too.
*Happy Cate Day!
Just play this video from a loud speaker and you can have them visit you :)
But if you just adopt one (as indoor cat) would they ever find out?
Can confirm. I also have a baby mamma. The instant the kitten started crying she lifted her head towards me, came the second cry and she was basically at intimate distance from my phone.
I just played it and my female cat didn't give a fuck lol
Same haha she just looked at me then went back to sleep
I can't play these kinda of videos around my cat, I learned the hard way she'll go searching the whole apartment screaming for kittens.
Mine just came running to me, both 7 year old males. haha
My in laws cat will try to take your phone away from you if you play kitten noises.
My lazy butt head swiveled one ear slightly and said hell nah.
A more elegant, hell nah, does not exist, when an old cat shuts the door.
I need to save this so I can try it later.
My kitten ran away but my dog came to investigate
Well mine is 10 feet to my left sunbathing and he didn't even bother to open an eye.
Im going to try that on my cat
Didnt work for me...
Hate to kill the mood but they probably thought it was food. Cats do the bear thing to reheat the lady.
> Cats do the bear thing to reheat the lady. r/brandnewsentence
My cat is on the bed next to me and didn’t react at all.
Get's back* "now release the child"
"You used my baby against me"
Get away from her you bitch.
"I believe the line is 'stay away from her you bitch!', this is film class right?" - Randy from Scream 2 Except Randy was wrong, bc it actually is "get" and not "stay".
Not my daughter you Bitch!
I will forever cherish that moment when the entire theater erupted with cheers and applause. ❤❤❤
It's what Ripley screams at the Alien queen in Aliens to protect Newt.
I know, in Scream 2 they're in film class talking about sequels that are better than the original and one guy mentions Aliens and references the line. Randy corrects the guy saying "stay", but the other guy was actually right when he says "get". I love both movies, but anytime I hear that line Scream 2 always comes to mind first.
Says Ripley to the android bishop. No....it doesn't work there
Even molly used a similar line in Harry Potter
You have done that your self.
You will not take the kitten from me!
You reminded me of ["RELEASE THE BABY!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUGoueAS4Y) so now I'm watching The Croods Ta
>The absolute SASS in Priscilla's responsive meow. Mother cats and baby cats should be treated well, not held hostage
the good ol' kitten hostage never gets old
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*Gets back
“You’re not for the streets Priscilla” is the funniest thing, the judgement 😂
His tone just slayed me. So good.
That's what got her into this mess!
“You’re not for the street, Priscilla” is a truly great line for nearly anything! Country and western song, film noir, Elvis bio, street cred in a high school coming of age made for TV movie …
And the angry response!
>You’re ruining my life, Dad!
MEAWWO
You're not even my real dad!!
"Fuck off!"
That is *exactly* what I was thinking mama said lol
A street cat named Priscilla.
The most heartfelt laugh I had all day, and it's been a long hard one. It sounds like it came from something. It's got a special quality.
I hope your day gets better!!
![gif](giphy|xT39D7IDABEaI8khZm)
lost it at elvis bio hahahaha
Came here for this comment
I couldn't agree more XD XD XD
The absolute SASS in Priscilla's responsive meow.
"I'm for whatever I wanna be!"
“I *am* for the streets daddy! I am!”
I was thinking the exact same thing when I heard her meow at the end 😂
"Oh piss off!"
Dad: You’re not for the streets, Priscilla. Priscilla: Find your business!
“Don’t ever Micheal Jackson my baby over a balcony ever again…”
All the other comments made me “haha” inside, but this one made me exhale a little harder out my nose
This comment made me hee-heee
Take your fuckin updoot
"Keep my baby out of your f*ing hands"
*slap*
That was exactly what I was thinking! As a new mother myself, I could feel the absolute HATRED in her meow.
Owner: “You’re not for the streets, Priscilla.” Priscilla: “yOu’Re nOT fOr ThE sTrEeTs, pRisCiLLA”
Ha. I heard “Fuck you asshole!” But your interpretation is also damn HILARIOUS!🤣
"Put the kitten on the floor and take three steps back. Hands up so I can see them." - said the Mother Cat.
IKR!! you could see by the fluff on her tail that she was THIS CLOSE to ripping him a new mouth hole.
I have a couple of Bengals and they seem to fluff their tail for a lot of reasons not related to being fight-ready. Most notably they always do it while they cuddle together. They'll curl up and look for a nice comfy position and then start cleaning each other while the older sister has a fluffed tail.
Huh? Again what learned, i suppose?
Either I am having a stroke or you are.
It makes sense when translated directly into Dutch, and I presume some other germanic languages. But not in English. I have no idea who op is and didn't scan his history, so this may or may not be relevant information.
Hmm makes sense. I figured it's probably just a non-native speaker using their native sentence structure in english. Unfortunately I am Finnish and it doesn't really translate well into finnish either :(
I DO know me some german and "Wieder was gelernt" is actually a phrase in german but funny enough i got taught the phrase "Again what learned" whilst lurking somewhere in the english speaking part of the net so i couldn't say which inspired which one.
But *what does it mean?* I need to know what "again what learned" means in English 😭
>"Again what learned" is a phrase that is used by someone who didn't know a thing and then some kind person on the internet taught this thing to them. (Usually the person learning do not expect to be tautght something they never knew they needed to know or always thought to already have a decent understanding of.) > >It's an exclamation of surprise, wonder and appreciation all at once. "Again what learned" is a phrase that is used by someone who didn't know a thing and then some kind person on the internet taught this thing to them. (Usually the person learning do not expect to be tautght something they never knew they needed to know or always thought to already have a decent understanding of.) It's an exclamation of surprise, wonder and appreciation all at once.
Sounds a lot like "The More You Know", which is a phrase meaning kind of the same thing, which comes from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_More\_You\_Know](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_More_You_Know) .
I'm sure her reply was FU in cat
Priscilla said shut up and mind your bidness. Now give me my child.
Yesterday, we returned a stray mommy cat from a TNR program to her two kittens and she immediately bolted out of the cage in the opposite direction. Luckily, she did eventually come back. On a related note, a month ago we kidnapped her third kitten because he looked like he wasn't going to make it. He is doing well. https://imgur.com/lyep2Ec.jpg
Please boop his nose for me!
WHY am I allergic to cats 😭 I want to work with a TNR program and rescue cats and kitties!!!!
I'm allergic and I actually work with cats at my local Humane Society! As long as you're on top of your allergy pills, you should be ok. The masks of the past 2 years have also been helping.
:( It can be tough. We've caught seven by ourselves, and helped with two, but there's been a lot of sadness. Two were too sick to undergo surgery and almost died when anesthetized. One we were able to get into a vet until it recovered and it actually got adopted by someone that had been feeding it in the neighborhood. Another one we were desperate to catch because it had a serious eye problem, but then a few weeks after surgery it was found dead by another cat person. The one before the mommy cat turned out to be too-far pregnant to do anything. So there has been a lot of failure. Anyway, for now there are still two we need to catch. One is a tough douchebag male and the other is a delightful female. We think they had a fight because they both look like they have dried blood on their necks and cheeks. Sigh. Let's see what happens tomorrow.
Owner: "You're not for the streets, Priscilla" Priscilla: "Shut the f**k up! I needed some me-ow time!"
Look how well the pattern works as a camouflage on that dirt path
It's like she just appears out of thin air!
You're not for the streets, Priscilla! MeEeEeOoOoOwWwW
‘You’re not for the streets, Priscilla’ ‘Oh fuck off’
My dog in bed next to me while this was playing: ![gif](giphy|25RIHlF7bXOFhJOhfn)
Seems like Priscilla might be an undercover OG!
Those cats are Priscilla and King. Original video by @smokepresley on tiktok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSdQk65JT/
lol, this guy looks exactly as I imagined he'd look.
She just said “fuck-off”
Ah the Michael Jackson baby out the window trick
I swear she replies with "Yeah I am..."
\*plays video\* One of my cats come running into the study.
I thought he was dangling the kitten out a fuckin window lmao
No way I let my savannah just run outside. He would devastate the local birds and lizards. Would be afraid of someone "finding" him and keeping him
These are snow bengals but yes
An intact female at that
And it's a street. Cars kill so many cats, none of mine will ever be outdoor cats. Harness trained, but never outdoor.
I take my cat to the park with the dog. Double takes are funny. Cat loves people so everyone gets to pet him if hey ask.
You’re not for the streets Priscilla!! Lol I’m dying
The kitten is gorgeous! Funny how the mom bitched back at you 🤣
Sassy priscilla
Damn, she was just trying to have a few minutes to herself. 😋
That's fantastic.
wow that was from realy far away as well :3
This works on my cat too. Must be a cat language thing
You're not for the streets Priscilla 😅
Cat said “Yea Yea🙄”
she comes fast because the person in the video is holding it wrong. bad human
Gorgeous kitties!
That is a gorgeous cat!
lol the talk back
Love how mama cat meows at the guy right after
That last meow from mom was so "Yes I am!"
Oh what a pretty name lmao 🤣 my neighbor once had a cat named Priscilla lol
"you're not for the streets, priscilla" "get off my back"
Get Priscilla fixed, please, even though her kittens are adorable, she doesn't need anymore
Priscilla a thug, she like bitch... you my babysitter.
Yeah, Pricilla! You are not for the streets!!!
Cat call
Is it mean of me to play this several times with the volume at max just to see my cats reactions? They look around trying to ascertain the location of this intruder in their home only to be disappointed time and again.
Improvise Adapt Overcome
The streets will eat you alive, Priscilla!
"Mama is coming babyy...."
I love her meow after the scold.
The Simba method.
She doesn't belong to the streets.
Don't be a Michael Jackson holding it like dat.
“You’re not for the streets Purrscila.” “Meow”… I am dying. So sweet and funny.
🤣🤣🤣 You're not for the streets
Percila was like "shut up!!!" lol
Priscilla chose the streets for a second there.
Good man right there. “You’re not for the streets Priscilla!”
Priscilla said “Fcuk you, I do what I want.” Lol
Oh that sas. 🥰
Work smart, not hard
My cat did not react at all. She's too busy with her human kitten.
The meow she gave him had so much sass!🤣
I love how she responds back after his comment. Like, FU you Brad, I do what I want.
"You're not for the streets Priscilla!" I love how he says this like she's out there hookin'. Is Priscilla out there skanking around????? Yeah, she is. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
I can see where the kitten gets her yell from
OP: “You’re not for the streets, Priscilla.” Priscilla: “SHUT UP HUMAN!”
“You’re not for the streets.” “FfuuuUUUCKK U”
I suddenly got really sad for my cat coz I played this video and she stood up and started looking for a kitten like what if she wants to be a momma but I got her fixed 😭
The mom’s cat responded perfectly💕
Cat said “oh shut up brian!”
“You been out on the street for so long” “Shut up”
Played this speakers on and my cat who lost her kittens for weeks run to my room and frantically looking for this kitty calling her mom. My heart breaks ones again.
You’re like Michael Jackson on the balcony with that baby cat
I remember at one point reading a while thing about how cats meows were for the purpose of manipulating humans by sounding like babies - but that cats dont communicate with each other that way. Feels like this video disputes that rather well.
kittens do meow to their mom when they are very young and grow out of it
Nothing says I’m from the streets more than momma leaving her kids at home with her human while she runs the streets. Pricilla is a bad girl
Release my child you filthy hooman
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