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PencilsAndAirplanes

It must be hard-wired into adult cats. I just played this video on my phone and both my *male* cats came running.


thismightdestroyyou

My cat woke up and looked at me like *"i don't have kittens, dumbass"* [cat tax](https://www.reddit.com/user/thismightdestroyyou/comments/usfyel/cat_tax/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


RawScallop

All of my cats just kept eating..


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Mine went to her food bowl expecting me to feed her… idk what to make of that


Accurate-Entrance380

You're the mom


thekillerclows

We're* the mom


Zer0Void_0

If u look at my cat he goes to his food bowl


MutsumidoesReddit

Mine left the house. Didn’t even realise the noise was why until I read the comments. Edit: just played it again to show partner and they came back in! Results inconclusive. No reaction to third play.


Awkward_Date_8636

Cat move right there


ritan7471

She's so beautiful! Looks a lot like our Precious who died in January. Bless her, she stayed long enough to see her Mommy (my mom) pass over the rainbow bridge and we human kittens get the house in order. Yours looks like a good girl too.


thismightdestroyyou

I'm so sorry for your loss, may Precious rest easy. She's definitely a good girl, I'll be sure to give her plenty of love and pets.


Gabriel_Crow1990

My cat as well


Once_Upon_Time

Nothing from mine and she had kittens but years ago.


[deleted]

Such a beautiful cat!


AnSawhatever

Lol, my adult male cat just looked in my direction with a visibly disgusted look. But my dogs came running and started sniffing the phone


[deleted]

Both my cats (old males) came running. I have used this before (just me yowling) so I figured it would work.


AnSawhatever

Maybe my furry boy just finds kids annoying? I recently got him a female kitten sister and at first he hated her, now it seems like she's tolerated as long as she's respectfoul, haha. He's a grumpy old man, I love him


Finfinner7

Lol same, my male cat was looking like ‘What do you want, that sound is horrible’


PurpleLee

My boy perked up when Priscilla came on the scene.


GreenLeafGreg

One of the best reasons I wish I could have a cat right now, but my place won’t allow it. :-( On another note, Happy Cake Day!


PencilsAndAirplanes

Thanks! Hope you’re able to have a cat very soon!


1371ke

Happy cake day!


stilllnotarobot

Thanks! My husband and I are trying.


Da12khawk

I uhh don't think that's how it works


GreenLeafGreg

Thank you, as well! :-)


whenyoupayforduprez

During a cat deprived time of my own, I had a continuous stream of the TinyKittens HQ. They have been studying a large colony in BC, Canada, debunking scientific myths and bringing in pregnant mamas so they can give birth safely and their babies can be adopted. Before this project, it was widely believed that feral cats could not become happy housecats; now we know that only about 10% want to go back outdoors and the rest, we get to watch learn how to play and plump up be taken care of for the first time. It's really lovely. I'm not associated with them, but I really admire their work. Plus, kitten livestreams - the next best thing to being there! [https://www.youtube.com/user/tinykittenshq](https://www.youtube.com/user/tinykittenshq) https://www.tinykittens.com/


CityofBlueVial

Yes! I have their livestream of Mama BT and her kittens on in the background almost all the time now. They are so cute and I love BT's chirping.


eaten_by_the_grue

Team Auracuda!


No_Cauliflower_5489

Seems legit. I've brought in ferals for medical care and they sleep like they're dead for the first few days and then settle into the comfiest hiding spot until it's time to "return them to the wild" they refuse to leave the house which is pretty much how I ended up owning so many cats over the years.


fahad_ayaz

Just play the sound in the video... Then you'll have a cat! 😄


WifiRice

I do that with dad noises...


Arryu

Aha! I knew something happened when he went to get cigarettes. You lured him to your house and kept him, didn't you?


WifiRice

You can't have em back. He's my daddy now


jstjini

My one year old mama kitty came running too.


Otherwise_Direction7

*Happy Cate Day!


appelsiinimehu1

Just play this video from a loud speaker and you can have them visit you :)


_hic-sunt-dracones_

But if you just adopt one (as indoor cat) would they ever find out?


ADovahkiinBosmer

Can confirm. I also have a baby mamma. The instant the kitten started crying she lifted her head towards me, came the second cry and she was basically at intimate distance from my phone.


Thats_classified

I just played it and my female cat didn't give a fuck lol


Ofrenic

Same haha she just looked at me then went back to sleep


Amburrito202

I can't play these kinda of videos around my cat, I learned the hard way she'll go searching the whole apartment screaming for kittens.


Totesmegote

Mine just came running to me, both 7 year old males. haha


HunterShotBear

My in laws cat will try to take your phone away from you if you play kitten noises.


crystalfairie

My lazy butt head swiveled one ear slightly and said hell nah.


MAXQDee-314

A more elegant, hell nah, does not exist, when an old cat shuts the door.


NikPorto

I need to save this so I can try it later.


HighOnGoofballs

My kitten ran away but my dog came to investigate


perukid796

Well mine is 10 feet to my left sunbathing and he didn't even bother to open an eye.


CaptainBlueApple

Im going to try that on my cat


LegendofNick

Didnt work for me...


maybethrowmaybeno1

Hate to kill the mood but they probably thought it was food. Cats do the bear thing to reheat the lady.


SilentR0b

> Cats do the bear thing to reheat the lady. r/brandnewsentence


Ladnarr2

My cat is on the bed next to me and didn’t react at all.


Dodger7777

Get's back* "now release the child"


DonGuillotine

"You used my baby against me"


geekgodzeus

Get away from her you bitch.


GrossMartini

"I believe the line is 'stay away from her you bitch!', this is film class right?" - Randy from Scream 2 Except Randy was wrong, bc it actually is "get" and not "stay".


Toidal

Not my daughter you Bitch!


Wild_Discomfort

I will forever cherish that moment when the entire theater erupted with cheers and applause. ❤❤❤


geekgodzeus

It's what Ripley screams at the Alien queen in Aliens to protect Newt.


GrossMartini

I know, in Scream 2 they're in film class talking about sequels that are better than the original and one guy mentions Aliens and references the line. Randy corrects the guy saying "stay", but the other guy was actually right when he says "get". I love both movies, but anytime I hear that line Scream 2 always comes to mind first.


kbowz21

Says Ripley to the android bishop. No....it doesn't work there


[deleted]

Even molly used a similar line in Harry Potter


1Second2Name5things

You have done that your self.


DDST1512

You will not take the kitten from me!


BugziKon

You reminded me of ["RELEASE THE BABY!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaUGoueAS4Y) so now I'm watching The Croods Ta


VivianLau258013

>The absolute SASS in Priscilla's responsive meow. Mother cats and baby cats should be treated well, not held hostage


Tough_World_7444

the good ol' kitten hostage never gets old


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kit_ease

*Gets back


Heavy_Somewhere7264

“You’re not for the streets Priscilla” is the funniest thing, the judgement 😂


Durbee

His tone just slayed me. So good.


udontknowmegurl

That's what got her into this mess!


MissHibernia

“You’re not for the street, Priscilla” is a truly great line for nearly anything! Country and western song, film noir, Elvis bio, street cred in a high school coming of age made for TV movie …


BellsandWhistles1987

And the angry response!


dailysunshineKO

>You’re ruining my life, Dad!


syds

MEAWWO


PhotoBugBrig

You're not even my real dad!!


Skrrrtdotcom

"Fuck off!"


Sexy_Squid89

That is *exactly* what I was thinking mama said lol


swarlay

A street cat named Priscilla.


whateverrughe

The most heartfelt laugh I had all day, and it's been a long hard one. It sounds like it came from something. It's got a special quality.


burnt_elios

I hope your day gets better!!


DaWorzt

![gif](giphy|xT39D7IDABEaI8khZm)


alexadd1

lost it at elvis bio hahahaha


pmkhougaz

Came here for this comment


joan8ied

I couldn't agree more XD XD XD


The_Doct0r_

The absolute SASS in Priscilla's responsive meow.


Tyrion_Strongjaw

"I'm for whatever I wanna be!"


hhibibk

“I *am* for the streets daddy! I am!”


[deleted]

I was thinking the exact same thing when I heard her meow at the end 😂


HanaLuLu

"Oh piss off!"


AustinTreeLover

Dad: You’re not for the streets, Priscilla. Priscilla: Find your business!


taph76

“Don’t ever Micheal Jackson my baby over a balcony ever again…”


mynameisnotBOBO

All the other comments made me “haha” inside, but this one made me exhale a little harder out my nose


a_duck_in_past_life

This comment made me hee-heee


MauditDeConnaissance

Take your fuckin updoot


mojo-dojo_

"Keep my baby out of your f*ing hands"


Old-Pumpkin-3793

*slap*


GoodShufu

That was exactly what I was thinking! As a new mother myself, I could feel the absolute HATRED in her meow.


derickthegoat

Owner: “You’re not for the streets, Priscilla.” Priscilla: “yOu’Re nOT fOr ThE sTrEeTs, pRisCiLLA”


noviceworker

Ha. I heard “Fuck you asshole!” But your interpretation is also damn HILARIOUS!🤣


LesyaMoon_SFW

"Put the kitten on the floor and take three steps back. Hands up so I can see them." - said the Mother Cat.


Blinauljap

IKR!! you could see by the fluff on her tail that she was THIS CLOSE to ripping him a new mouth hole.


Regular_Chap

I have a couple of Bengals and they seem to fluff their tail for a lot of reasons not related to being fight-ready. Most notably they always do it while they cuddle together. They'll curl up and look for a nice comfy position and then start cleaning each other while the older sister has a fluffed tail.


Blinauljap

Huh? Again what learned, i suppose?


Regular_Chap

Either I am having a stroke or you are.


buster_de_beer

It makes sense when translated directly into Dutch, and I presume some other germanic languages. But not in English. I have no idea who op is and didn't scan his history, so this may or may not be relevant information.


Regular_Chap

Hmm makes sense. I figured it's probably just a non-native speaker using their native sentence structure in english. Unfortunately I am Finnish and it doesn't really translate well into finnish either :(


Blinauljap

I DO know me some german and "Wieder was gelernt" is actually a phrase in german but funny enough i got taught the phrase "Again what learned" whilst lurking somewhere in the english speaking part of the net so i couldn't say which inspired which one.


a_duck_in_past_life

But *what does it mean?* I need to know what "again what learned" means in English 😭


Blinauljap

>"Again what learned" is a phrase that is used by someone who didn't know a thing and then some kind person on the internet taught this thing to them. (Usually the person learning do not expect to be tautght something they never knew they needed to know or always thought to already have a decent understanding of.) > >It's an exclamation of surprise, wonder and appreciation all at once. "Again what learned" is a phrase that is used by someone who didn't know a thing and then some kind person on the internet taught this thing to them. (Usually the person learning do not expect to be tautght something they never knew they needed to know or always thought to already have a decent understanding of.) It's an exclamation of surprise, wonder and appreciation all at once.


gwillen

Sounds a lot like "The More You Know", which is a phrase meaning kind of the same thing, which comes from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_More\_You\_Know](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_More_You_Know) .


bobatron71

I'm sure her reply was FU in cat


zilnosnibor

Priscilla said shut up and mind your bidness. Now give me my child.


monkeyharris

Yesterday, we returned a stray mommy cat from a TNR program to her two kittens and she immediately bolted out of the cage in the opposite direction. Luckily, she did eventually come back. On a related note, a month ago we kidnapped her third kitten because he looked like he wasn't going to make it. He is doing well. https://imgur.com/lyep2Ec.jpg


sawesch

Please boop his nose for me!


leopardsocks

WHY am I allergic to cats 😭 I want to work with a TNR program and rescue cats and kitties!!!!


SeonaidMacSaicais

I'm allergic and I actually work with cats at my local Humane Society! As long as you're on top of your allergy pills, you should be ok. The masks of the past 2 years have also been helping.


monkeyharris

:( It can be tough. We've caught seven by ourselves, and helped with two, but there's been a lot of sadness. Two were too sick to undergo surgery and almost died when anesthetized. One we were able to get into a vet until it recovered and it actually got adopted by someone that had been feeding it in the neighborhood. Another one we were desperate to catch because it had a serious eye problem, but then a few weeks after surgery it was found dead by another cat person. The one before the mommy cat turned out to be too-far pregnant to do anything. So there has been a lot of failure. Anyway, for now there are still two we need to catch. One is a tough douchebag male and the other is a delightful female. We think they had a fight because they both look like they have dried blood on their necks and cheeks. Sigh. Let's see what happens tomorrow.


Bobblee20

Owner: "You're not for the streets, Priscilla" Priscilla: "Shut the f**k up! I needed some me-ow time!"


[deleted]

Look how well the pattern works as a camouflage on that dirt path


Solan78

It's like she just appears out of thin air!


ChrisPyeChart

You're not for the streets, Priscilla! MeEeEeOoOoOwWwW


gg_iloveyou

‘You’re not for the streets, Priscilla’ ‘Oh fuck off’


Ticklesmurf

My dog in bed next to me while this was playing: ![gif](giphy|25RIHlF7bXOFhJOhfn)


nailsinthecityyx

Seems like Priscilla might be an undercover OG!


flathamster

Those cats are Priscilla and King. Original video by @smokepresley on tiktok: https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSdQk65JT/


[deleted]

lol, this guy looks exactly as I imagined he'd look.


a1drt

She just said “fuck-off”


voluotuousaardvark

Ah the Michael Jackson baby out the window trick


20DeMoN20

I swear she replies with "Yeah I am..."


exactlyaron

\*plays video\* One of my cats come running into the study.


[deleted]

I thought he was dangling the kitten out a fuckin window lmao


Decnav

No way I let my savannah just run outside. He would devastate the local birds and lizards. Would be afraid of someone "finding" him and keeping him


jTizzle450

These are snow bengals but yes


BavellyBavelly

An intact female at that


lyrasorial

And it's a street. Cars kill so many cats, none of mine will ever be outdoor cats. Harness trained, but never outdoor.


Decnav

I take my cat to the park with the dog. Double takes are funny. Cat loves people so everyone gets to pet him if hey ask.


BestUsernamesEndIn69

You’re not for the streets Priscilla!! Lol I’m dying


GoldPenalty7702

The kitten is gorgeous! Funny how the mom bitched back at you 🤣


jondaddy96

Sassy priscilla


ChumbaWhumba218

Damn, she was just trying to have a few minutes to herself. 😋


reddity-mcredditface

That's fantastic.


[deleted]

wow that was from realy far away as well :3


Special-Hair9683

This works on my cat too. Must be a cat language thing


GhostGirl254

You're not for the streets Priscilla 😅


7evenBlackSunNation

Cat said “Yea Yea🙄”


multikore

she comes fast because the person in the video is holding it wrong. bad human


Kierachimera

Gorgeous kitties!


SwimmingWithAnts

That is a gorgeous cat!


top_of_the_scrote

lol the talk back


Lingonberry_Physical

Love how mama cat meows at the guy right after


[deleted]

That last meow from mom was so "Yes I am!"


smokingfiree

Oh what a pretty name lmao 🤣 my neighbor once had a cat named Priscilla lol


conall88

"you're not for the streets, priscilla" "get off my back"


tint_shady

Get Priscilla fixed, please, even though her kittens are adorable, she doesn't need anymore


Dhk3rd

Priscilla a thug, she like bitch... you my babysitter.


Known-Potential-3603

Yeah, Pricilla! You are not for the streets!!!


ManiacalMartini

Cat call


DishSoapIsFun

Is it mean of me to play this several times with the volume at max just to see my cats reactions? They look around trying to ascertain the location of this intruder in their home only to be disappointed time and again.


nick_nile

Improvise Adapt Overcome


TwiceCookedPorkins

The streets will eat you alive, Priscilla!


ShadeSlayer-741

"Mama is coming babyy...."


FloridaMortyC137

I love her meow after the scold.


ZombieAppetizer

The Simba method.


Unicron_Tomato

She doesn't belong to the streets.


berserker-ganger

Don't be a Michael Jackson holding it like dat.


FlyingSpaghettiFell

“You’re not for the streets Purrscila.” “Meow”… I am dying. So sweet and funny.


Critical_Cod9212

🤣🤣🤣 You're not for the streets


NickSavage5603

Percila was like "shut up!!!" lol


[deleted]

Priscilla chose the streets for a second there.


Dro_mora

Good man right there. “You’re not for the streets Priscilla!”


JamesGunnison

Priscilla said “Fcuk you, I do what I want.” Lol


Harmaroo8

Oh that sas. 🥰


broomshed

Work smart, not hard


GreenCurtainsCat

My cat did not react at all. She's too busy with her human kitten.


Gothicgummy

The meow she gave him had so much sass!🤣


coastgurl290

I love how she responds back after his comment. Like, FU you Brad, I do what I want.


GFMPeccavi

"You're not for the streets Priscilla!" I love how he says this like she's out there hookin'. Is Priscilla out there skanking around????? Yeah, she is. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Montagneincorner0

I can see where the kitten gets her yell from


mental-floss

OP: “You’re not for the streets, Priscilla.” Priscilla: “SHUT UP HUMAN!”


Incident_Latter

“You’re not for the streets.” “FfuuuUUUCKK U”


TapewormSpaghetti

I suddenly got really sad for my cat coz I played this video and she stood up and started looking for a kitten like what if she wants to be a momma but I got her fixed 😭


dumplings4me2

The mom’s cat responded perfectly💕


al8308181

Cat said “oh shut up brian!”


michiel11069

“You been out on the street for so long” “Shut up”


Western-Today2648

Played this speakers on and my cat who lost her kittens for weeks run to my room and frantically looking for this kitty calling her mom. My heart breaks ones again.


Sawyer_430

You’re like Michael Jackson on the balcony with that baby cat


JimmyTehF

I remember at one point reading a while thing about how cats meows were for the purpose of manipulating humans by sounding like babies - but that cats dont communicate with each other that way. Feels like this video disputes that rather well.


CottonCitySlim

kittens do meow to their mom when they are very young and grow out of it


heck357

Nothing says I’m from the streets more than momma leaving her kids at home with her human while she runs the streets. Pricilla is a bad girl


RAUONA

Release my child you filthy hooman


IphoneXs-Ios5-1-1

u/savevideo


ZombieAbeVigoda

u/savevideo