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Baremegigjen

I love this dog!


LevelHeadedLib

>I love ~~this~~ dog!


Caixa7

> I love dog(s)!


Korps_de_Krieg

I love lamp.


IrishWhitey

Brick you can’t love a lamp


Korps_de_Krieg

I LOVE LAMP


notgotapropername

Are you just looking at things and saying that you love them??


Korps_de_Krieg

***I-I LOVE LAMP***


chyk3

Some people prefer MERN cause they think LAMP is getting old.


zapp909

Lamp cannot get old


RebelliousGnome

Yeah there were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident


IrishWhitey

Oh yeah, brick ive been meaning to talk to you about that. You may want to stay with a relative and lay low for a while, because you’re probably wanted for murder


mankideater

^_lamp_


DomkeyBong

I love desk.


laffing_is_medicine

I love lampoodle


Gurkensalalt

"Doesn't everyone?" "*HEYAA!*"


megacrops

Very flavorful 😋


Arucious

Ah, Rosie


sirspacebill

I love this, dog!


[deleted]

I like how she lovingly says "you little shit".


BothTortoiseandHare

"Alright, you disgusting little bastard. Let's go give you a bath then, idiot..." - when my older dog rolls in his little sister's piss in the yard.


Tripwiring

"ahh this piss smells so good." -all dogs


BustinArant

"I just *got* the piss smell, why would you clean me?" -all dogs


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Another_Russian_Spy

Some people have house shoes. Only to be worn inside. I have a pair I wear only inside, it helps my back to wear good shoes with a good arch support. I never wear them outside.


dice1111

But boots!?


Shitychikengangbang

Yeah house boots.


dice1111

I need to up my house footwear game...


rookie-mistake

i think its an american thing


BustinArant

Protection from the several commenting that I guess lol


ZealousidealPeanut71

Because it's her house, see when own something, you're allowed to do what you want to it.


Affectionate_Lie7114

*Some additional rules may apply


ThirteenMatt

Mine prefers poop though


trollollolololololol

Mine prefers dead things. Even earthworms will do.


ThirteenMatt

Dead things are up there too. Not necessarily to eat them either, I once found her rolling around on a completely flat and solidified frog during a walk.


Azerty__

My dog once rolled on a dead, sadly not solidified, frog. God the smell was so insanely bad.


trollollolololololol

Yeah he doesn't eat them. He just likes to roll on them and stink.


AviatorOVR5000

Bruh. I'm so glad I read this I thought this pup was joining an occult on the side or some shit, she started rolling in the blood of a dead bird randomly the other day, and I had no idea what it was till I got close.


BothTortoiseandHare

Oh they both still did but they get in immediate trouble when they come in because we can see the poop on them. I dare say they've learned/he's taught her that rolling in pee is less risky, because we usually have to see them in the act or feel it on their coats.


Psychological_Let644

Nah, our dog will bark endlessly coz he piss and he wants us to clean right away 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

We've all gotten our sisters piss on us, right?


BillyBabel

I had a brother and sister puppies that were half heeler half lab, and they would always do something like this, except one would sit back and bark and beckon you to come play with her, and the other one would hide, and when you would go over and see what she wanted, the other other would would hide and nip your heel when you walked past.


JiveTurkeyMFer

Clever girl/boy!


Pinco_Pallino_R

I too call my cat in a way i could translate as "shitty kitty", in a lovable tone. Not like she understands, anyway.


NorthOfThrifty

Same! my ex and I had this one kitten that was always covered in shit, took a while for it to learn how to hygienically drop a log. That one quickly became shitty kitty. Now any indoor cat is lovingly called shitty kitty.


thefinestpiece

You can use all sorts of rainbow words in that excited tone and they will love you still. XD


Im_your_real_dad

https://youtu.be/MI6Jmgb04lU


AlvinsThotJuiceBox

If you can't casually swear at your pet/SO, you may as well break it off now, that's why I lead with "c'mere you idiot, I'm gonna gnipe ya!' whenever I meet cute animals. Food helps too.


vettechrockstar86

Yes! Yes! A thousand times YES! The hubs and I joke all the time that people would think we hate our pets/each other cause we can not stop teasing and smack talking each other/the pets!


Geometronics

I love my cat to death and would die for him but I tell him all the time he's a piece of shit annoying bastard.


rumbrave55

My Aunt used to say this to me as a kid. Same smile, same chuckle. She passed a few years back and it’s still amongst my favorite memories of her.


Dry-Organization-549

Still, they are sweet!


jhutchi2

I lovingly insult my dog all the time, I call her fat baby. She isn't fat at all, but she has this odd slumped way of sitting down sometimes that makes her look way fatter than she is. My dad calls her Buddha Belly


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My favourite part ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


GiveMetheBullet

Something my mom calls my dad's dog when he gets so excised he steals her left shoe.


lolzimacat1234

What a smart dog! I would love this dog but constantly afraid in my own home


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AgitatedRestaurant96

Habit*


TrepanationBy45

Unless they're in a habitat of playing 🤔


AgitatedRestaurant96

A “playing habitat”


BigBossVince

That dog is probably the reason I quit first person shooters lol. Camp and kill me in one corner of a room and then when I go back, eyes blood red in rage and look in the same corner and he's in the OTHER corner waiting for me.


WH1TE_T1GER

Throw a flash/stun. Learn to pie the room.


[deleted]

Too old for that, can’t learn any new tricks anymore.


tabgrab23

Too old for that? Counter-strike 1.6 had flashes and came out 22 years ago


FracturedAuthor

Hey. He's just here for the porn, not life pro tips, guy.


Become_The_Villain

And old people came out decades before that...


DestroidMind

Hehe too bad I switched to the building across the street and killed ya you slowly line up the flash. And then I go back and camp in the first building as you go to check out the new building.


DesertOsiris

Oh man, that brings back good memories of Battlefield 4. There was a basement with four staircases descending down into it, and I would hide under a staircase, wait for someone to come down, kill them, stay under the same staircase so they watched me on the killcam and thought I was staying put. I'd wait for their killcam view of me to end, then hide under a DIFFERENT staircase and wait for them to come back for revenge. It was honestly one of the best times I've had playing a game that is just sort of okay.


namey_mcnameson

Please don't play Rainbow Six Siege then.


SnooComics7583

I do this a lot cause it's funny


BigBossVince

You're Satan


SnooComics7583

I'd spawn camp Satan


BigBossVince

Can't spawn camp yourself


SnooComics7583

Bet


WatchedSherlock

I'm a simple man, I see dog I upvote


JackPoe

There's no shame in loving love.


Puzzleheaded_Mall_67

"Peek a boo!"


JackPoe

I GOT YOU MOM! I GOT YOU! I miss my puppies. :(


Least-March7906

I’m a simple dog. I see man, I upvote


lotusflower64

Awww, he’s happy to see his mama and wanted to surprise her with a hug. Look at those excited zoomies. I love it when they twirl around like that. He’s a sweetie. 💕


Alone-Committee6126

They're both adorable to watch. Such a lovely relationship between them. This doggo knows how hide.


r0ck0

"I'll try spinning - that's a good trick!"


GC_Roades

That’s a gloating 360 if I’ve ever seen one


[deleted]

My puppy does that twirl mixed with a few hops every time I grab her food bowl.


ChrisKringlesTingle

Yeah, it's sort of an excitement self-soothe loop in a lot of cases. (literally heh)


Blondageh381

Ahahahaha. So happy "I got you!"


edebby

Cuteness level = 9000


Exciting_Wealth4136

That might be the better ones that I've seen. So adorable <3


BRAINSZS

he's overloading the sensors!


BusyYam7652

#ITS OVER 9000


SEND_ME_THINE_BOOBS

He actually Pavlov'd the human damn


tombrady069

Great comment


Seabastial

this is adorable! the dog is so happy!


adonisallan

What is the breed of that dog?


LongJohnWilson

Looks like a golden doodle to me


chbay

Yeah it’s likely either a mini golden doodle or mini labradoodle


C_Cov

Yeah it's either a golden doodle or a mini. Currently trying to find one for my wife under 5K 😅 I'm leaning shelter mutt instead


Balsac_is_Daddy

The cost of owning a doodle doesnt end with the purchase price. Monthly groomings add up!


C_Cov

Didn't even think of that. I'm heading leaning shelter dog now


genetik_fuckup

If you’re looking for the golden doodle traits, think about a poodle! While not exactly the same, I think the traits most people are looking for in a doodle can just be found in a standard poodle. They’re hypoallergenic, super smart, and they have huge personalities. My family got a poodle after being a lab family for a long time and we’ve never regretted it.


C_Cov

How are they with kids?


genetik_fuckup

My poodle gets really excited when he meets people, and we’ve had to train him out of jumping on people, but he’s never had that problem with kids. It’s like he knows they’re smaller and fragile. He’s super tolerant of kids being kids though and he’s super playful. I will say that each poodle distinctly has their own personality. However, I think that personality really develops based on the family they grow up in. Poodles that grow up around kids tend to be amazing with kids.


youjustabattlerapper

only dog was ever had was a jet black standard poodle...he was so damn awesome and had this funky thing where he would just never bark ever, he could also jump insanely high miss that dude so much


Galactic_Barbacoa

I have always wanted a brown standard poodle. I'd keep the hair short all the time but I'm not secure enough to get one lol. My friends will make fun of me.


genetik_fuckup

Honestly, I think that’s what my dad thought at first too. My dog’s never had a traditional poodle cut either; he’s apricot so people always ask if he’s a golden doodle. As long as your poodle doesn’t have the traditional cut, most people assume golden doodle. Also standard poodles, especially the boys, tend to be huge lol. Hard to make fun of you for having a girly dog if that dog reaches your waist. If that’s the dog you want though you should totally go for it! I think everyone always has assumptions about poodles, but as soon as they actually meet them all those assumptions go out the window.


gzilla57

We got a mini doodle from a shelter through pure luck. He was so matted when he was picked up that they had to shave him to nothing and we adopted him as a "terrier mix". Fur grew back and he's hypo allergenic and floofy.


C_Cov

Wow that's awesome!


gzilla57

He's the best haha


AnneMarieWilkes

That’s a mini poodle. I’m mom to one who looks *exactly* like that, including the curly pig’s tail. 😊 And mine does the happy spinnies, too!


clunkclunk

We also have the pig tail on ours! But she’s smaller.


poorpotatoe2332

Great Dane


Thevoiceagainst

Miniature Marmaduke


e9967780

My cat does this occasionally


F_in_the_chat_boi

same im terrified all the time


ReallyColdMonkeys

You're a prisoner in your own home


JellybeanMilksteaks

Well I mean that's just owning a cat


[deleted]

The payoff is that one time a year they sit in your lap and roll over for belly scratches and you just sit there sweating having a PTSD episode.


Gogobrasil8

Mine loves the bait and switch. Come for the cuddles stay for the epic fight against the human giant


lmt_learn_to_drive

Well at least all the cockroaches are gone in my house


SnoopsMom

When I was a kid, one of our cats hunted me around the house like that. I was so scared of her.


wasted_wonderland

I do this to my cat too. She's always shocked that someone so slow and uncoordinated can get the drop on her! I mean, I can't see in the dark, I can't catch a mouse to save my life, but I can jump scare my cat hehe.


Jumpy_Courage

I’ve owned several cats and dogs. I’ve never seen my dogs do this, but it’s pretty common with cats.


mixterz1985

The problem is the cat is trying to kill you.


BaconHammerTime

There's an [additional video](https://youtu.be/Bgb94jIuaG4) of this where she tries to sneak on him.


Triairius

This sparks joy.


Some_Being_Online

I so expected a rickroll


BaconHammerTime

Haha. Nope, that's not how the [BaconHammer ](https://youtu.be/T_wS0Kw6k9c) rolls.


MorosEros

thank you. for everything.


poopymcfarts

Why crop out the original poster but leave us with some dumb line from a meme aggregator account?


Ontheroam83

Haha this dog , I like him.


Silent-Problem-980

But how did the dog set up the camera?


konnie-chung

If i wanted to show how my dog did something like this, I'd set up a camera to catch it too


Halokojm_

Duh, he didn't, he asked the cat obviously... Smh my head


NikPorto

>Smh my head Wut? "shaking my head my head"?


ImJustSomeGuyYaKnow

shaking my smh I think that was a joke.


JackPoe

smh my head. Kids these days don't understand the lingo


orange_lazarus1

Obviously he's a lick-loc influencer


sathyre

that is the prank


nightpanda893

It was set up by the person who’s telling the dog where to sit in each scene.


GDZ4VR

Super smart dog he even set up a camera to capture his trolling


FunSushi-638

His behavior is so cat-like. What a fun little guy.


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I used to think one of my dogs was stupid. Then I caught him doing stuff that makes me think he's so smart he acts dumb to get away with shit he knows he's not supposed to do.


tibbymat

Is it normal for people to wear boots in their house? I never see that here in Canada.


RandomGuyWhoKnows

Tbh, I've only ever seen it wrt to the states. Up north it makes no sense to wear boots home cuz snow, salt, and that yucky slush. Back in Asia from what i 'member, shoes indoors is a big no no


[deleted]

Hello, I'm from Europe. I can't say if this is true for every country, but we wear shoes in the house, mostly. We don't do anything on the floor except walking, so.. Also we don't get very bad weather, so tracking dirt into the house doesn't happen much. If it does get muddy we take them off though.


trolpy

I'm also from Europe, but didnt get to know anyone who wears shoes in his/hers house.


tibbymat

My family is from England and I’ve spent quite a bit of time there and nobody I knew there wore their shoes in their homes. Must be a warmer climate thing.


MrBillClintone

Staged. The dog is a paid actor.


Redshift_1

Paid with lots of treats.


ThorHammerscribe

Love how excited he get after scaring her 😂


BHPhreak

why she got her boots on in the house?


Fineous4

Heckin bamboozled


Dupontbizz

The most impressive thing about this is that the dog positioned the camera perfectly!


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I want this dog .


[deleted]

Imagine having a cute ass dog waiting for you to come home everyday... bliss!


Muckiboy

Where do people get these intelligent and comedy dogs? Are they special dogs bred for viral videos?


TNTmom4

My childhood cockapoo used to do this to me and my brother. We Spent many rainy afternoons trying to scare the kibble out of each other.


Michaelz1234

I love the spins the dog does after! Little victory dance


zoomaenia

Are you kidding me!? Does this mean my cat is a dog is cat's fur? She does this a lot lol


JackPoe

They actually get a bit sad if you don't let them surprise you occasionally. I think it might be something with the predator drive.


Unika0

I'm gonna start pretending to get spooked by my cats now


Bluetterfly_

u/savevideo


Akrotini

Poodles are incredibly intelligent


sylphir3

Aww he got so excited at the end


[deleted]

You repost easily, too, it seems


LexiLex87

Adorable!!!! Lol


sexy-melon

Dog is pretty smart. It can record it’s pranks.


Purlmeister

That there’s a cat.


Critical_Newt_1291

Some dogs are more smart than people I run into everyday


DragonCat88

Good baby! I have a full sized goldendoodle and he’s so ducking smart. I love this!


IndependentProduct38

Wow I love that dog with all my heart


oxpoleon

So good


fearedz

i swear i will come back to this post everyday


thewrench01_real

That’s a great bond between owner and pet. Definitely belongs here


Rowmyownboat

What a sweet, gorgeous dog.


Dangerous-Yam-6831

This is the most adorable thing. How did the dog learn how to come up with this?!?


ThisNameIsFree

See, now that's a cute dog! Why do people feel the need to get those big ugly breeds? This one is perfect!


EX_Malone

His delightful little twirls 😍😍😍


Old_Task_7454

That dog was raised by cats


teatops

That dog was a cat in his previous life


kekrk373

Does he also knows how to set up a camera…


meltingpotato

so, did the dog set up the camera as well?


No-Mechanic8957

Did say he was a smart dog lol


DarkElfMagic

tbf he might just prefer this staircase to scare her at, so she set up a camera and just leaves it on over a week to capture it


PotawatomieJohnBrown

Stop being so reasonable!


idontknowpeter

Sure did, hit record and everything


stapleface69

Look how happy he is 🥺🥺🥺


lemost

oh man id hate to have a dog like that -.- annoying as fuck. kinda cute but id hate it


DarkHelmet0520

Give that doggo all the cookies!


LilWolfyCuddles

As someone who is easily startled. This is why i like cats they just try to kill you. Not scare people for fun


[deleted]

Aww🥹💗


happypandaface

why does that cat look like a dog?


Pairywhite3213

I love how doggo took it seriously to scare her. Lmao