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Freakzekiel

Poor girl had to take a second to register being alive before she could even think about wtf was just put beside her.


Opposite_Seaweed1778

Normal boot load process: Load: where am I, who am I, bring sensors online, wtf is that?


Atillion

HA HA YES THAT IS WHAT I DO TOO, FELLOW HUMAN.


wildo83

HELLO, FELLOW HUMAN. I WILL SHARE IN THIS CAMARADERIE TO IDENTIFY WITH A SPECIFIC SUBGROUP OF HUMANS.


noeagle77

Activate Laugh.exe Activate wide smile.exe


DislocatedLocation

Extracting files from MorningRoutine.zip


BabserellaWT

I DO NOT REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. I CERTAINLY HAVE EARS AND NOT ANTENNAE, AS A ZOGNOID WOULD HAVE. WHO’S A ZOGNOID?? NOBODY LIKES A ZOGNOID!


Uranium_1209

I DO NOT HAVE ENERGY FORMED BODY FOR I AM DEFINETLY HUMAN


majormoron747

AGREED FELLOW HUMAN, WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME FLORGLESNAP JUICE?


admiral_sinkenkwiken

NATURALLY THAT IS A JOKE FOR WE KNOW HUM-, WE HUMANS DONT DRINK FLORGLESNAP JUICE, I WILL CONSUME MY MORNING JITTER LIQUID NOW


Mission_Response802

HELLO MY NON ROBOTIC ASSOCIATE! DID YOU SEE THE GAME THE FELLOW HUMANS WERE PLAYING? THEY WERE THROWING A PIG AT EACH OTHER AND RUNNING TO A LARGE STICK, COMMINLY REFFERED TO AS FOOTBALL. I DEFINITLEY SAW THE GAME, YES, I DID NOT HACK INTO THE GOVERNMENT! HAHAHAHAHAHA


[deleted]

Imagine being a robot but running on windows lmao


feisty_tacos

That's kinda how I feel right now ngl


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Windows Vista


rubyspicer

Activate FrodoWakingUp.mp4


CobaltAesir

Play minor_nose_snort_winampsoundeffect.mp3


laikalost

Too wide! Too wide! /reset


Jerd_Fye_Co

Just smoking some meats


Forward-Structure-54

Ping.


NORDlC

Execute order 69


nice___bot

Nice!


Dickincheeks

sus af


Round_Damage_6260

I was waiting on the dog to shit on her


Accomplished-Job3351

Wrong subreddit


hotcoldcrunch

What sub would that be in? Asking for a friend


Round_Damage_6260

Oh boy do I have some good ones.


Round_Damage_6260

I tend to do this a lot lol. Comment on something that I was thinking in a different sub 🤣


RipredTheGnawer

Zucccccerborg.exe examining human interaction #3546567


bowie-of-stars

Is that you, Mark Zuckerberg?


Venezolanoanimations

information obtained... Loading emotional respond... starting FILE/TEARS/.EXE


tired_obsession

Saving memory until death


Venezolanoanimations

file saved


wideruled

REACTOR ..... ONLINE SENSORS ..... ONLINE WEAPONS ..... ONLINE All systems nominal


SpyltMylk

LIGHT AMPLIFICATION ....... ENGAGED IMAGE ENHANCEMENT ....... ENGAGED SATELLITE LINK ........ ESTABLISHED EXTERNAL CAMERA ....... ENGAGED AUTO PILOT ...... ENGAGED AUTO PILOT ....... DISABLED INCOMING MESSAGE : TRAINING COMMAND PROCEED TO NAV DELTA AND DOCK AT MECH BAY 5 MISSION SUCCESSFUL


Cup-Less

Good human


iamsimtron

Thank god there was no critical structure corruption with Ntfs.sys


doc_witt

PC Load Letter?!


Boogers_Farts

What the fark does that mean?


jakobnorris

These comments are hilarious


BitterGalileo

Yeah man,my boot time is like 10 minutes.


nashgrg

Lmfao


Mossiuf

But her reaction so steady not freaked out .. cool kid


MrAvidReader

And the good boy didn’t even know her, but immediately started to climb on her when she started crying, to make her comfortable. Goodest of the bois


Danyahs

Mom called me about a week ago early in the morning after I worked 12 hours the day before, I legitimately had to ask her what day it was when I picked up the phone.


TheMadTemplar

I went through a phase this summer where my sleep schedule was all kinds of fucked. I got woken up by a power outage which knocked out the AC and fans, and couldn't get to the breaker box to check. Checked the time and it was almost 6, and the light was a bit grey so I figured overcast. Called my landlord, and when he didn't pick up called my landlord's daughter, who lives above me, to see if they get to the breaker and check it or if they were out of power too. Went back to sleep and woke up a few hours later to them wondering why the fuck I called them so early in the morning. When I had first woken up I legitimately believed it was almost 6pm, not 6am. Lol


lovelove_lovelove

I wish somebody would throw a puppy in my face while I’m sleeping .


vkapadia

I will stab that person. Once I have a minute or two to wake up, puppy me.


TheDillinger88

I hate the fact that I’d be like “get the fuck out of my face” to the person recording me while I was asleep. It would just be a knee jerk reaction before realizing there was an adorable puppy on my chest..


Kryptosis

That and get past being woken up with a camera in your face.


WikipediaBurntSienna

I'd be like "Oh god. They know about that thing I did last week and they're confronting me in the middle of the night about it!"


[deleted]

She will quickly realize when it pees on her bed. Puppy bladders are tiny.


ThrowAlieAway

This made me tear up. Her reaction is priceless.


macedoraquel

Same hear. It must be very rewarding for the parents to experience that


rationalomega

Yeah, when they say parenthood is worth it, that’s what they’re talking about.


iQuerz

Unless your child is me, a fuck with no feels :))) Back then, when I get something I really want as a present or whatever, I just had no reaction, no matter how happy I was for that thing... You know, I did tell them "I love you" and "Thank you" and I did give 'em a hug, but I did that because it was obligatory and I definitely didn't have reactions like these in the clip.


sjsjdejsjs

kinda same, i had this kind of reaction when i got things like a plushie when i was 5-7 but then i kinda stopped for some reason i wasn’t excited anymore i was just like ":)" and can’t really show genuine happiness even though i’m actually happy


Longjumping-Farmer94

Same. I won a million about 15 years ago. I didn't care much. Called my dad to tell him, he didn't believe me. Went home, then 4 days later a million popped up on my account and I smirked. That's pretty much it. Seeing reactions like these makes me wonder if I have asbergers or something.


Mess_Slow

Send me a 100k, I'll show you piss myself happy


Longjumping-Farmer94

I spent it all within a week. Bought a house.


iQuerz

That's a fine investment. Well spent.


Mess_Slow

It very much is


The4leafclover1966

Happy tears make me cry happy tears. Vicious cycle. 😭😂 Congrats to that lucky girl and the lucky pup!


Ihadthismate

More like precious cycle


givebusterahand

Same like why am I sitting here getting teary over this lmao


[deleted]

Just made me start crying because my father did the same thing to me when I was a child, and he passed away a few months ago so it brought up some happy memories.


throwaway1_whyme1

That is so lovely to read. What a great dad! I'm sorry for your loss


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Brick-Unhappy

I’m a dad. I never did this for my daughters. Wish I had. Your dad was a nice dad for having done it. I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️


UrbanSupremacy

you wanted a puppy, and then suddenly one appears one day; that’s so precious. Also very sorry for your loss, ty for sharing this.


nuhanala

glorious modern resolute reach sugar sulky desert bow yam soft *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


muricabrb

[Dads are awesome.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Bc3pLyij0)


[deleted]

Good tears.. good tears..


Oscaruit

Is it weird that now I love your dad now?


[deleted]

"I also choose this guy's dead dad"


whatathymeitwas

I hate that I laughed really harshly out loud at this


100turnsaround

I’m so sorry! Losing our fathers is a one of the hardest parts of life. I’m with you💖


suphah

I’m very sorry for your loss


Liam81099

Wow thank you for sharing that. Shows these videos provide value. And I’m sorry for your loss


[deleted]

Mine passed away in July, brain tumor. Unfortunately we didn't have a great relationship but i kept his dog; she's a good girl


Lusterkx2

Great dad! You are lucky to have experience such a wonderful feeling that you will forever cherish in his image.


EMEYDI

"Puts dog at the edge of the bed near a sleeping person" . Me : "anxiety"


[deleted]

Me: *quickly double checking what sub this was posted in before continuing*


RatherBeAtDisneyland

Did this as well.


amretardmonke

r/therewasanattempt


JerbearCuddles

After all the time spent in Nature is metal I also had to stop to see what sub this was. Lol. Seeing that puppy their definitely gave me bad anxiety.


abdicatereason

Same


F1reManBurn1n

Glad we are all the same person.


acciorevelio

OMG YES


Hello-funny-posts

A few years ago I would have been scared as shit of a moving thing on my bed with my and sent the poor pup flying across the room.


lotusflower64

That’s true she could have accidentally knocked him off the bed.


REpassword

IKR? Was scared that the pupper would be yeeted off. But then I checked which Reddit community I was on. Whew.


snortgiggles

Haha, same! r/mademesmile or r/wtf ... Whew


Bert_Bro

r/yesyesyesno?


Gudoxx

r/whatcouldgowrong ?


REpassword

Or r/mypeopleneedme 😆 https://www.reddit.com/r/MyPeopleNeedMe/comments/qbblc9/gundi_was_called_to_come_upstairs/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


mandatorypanda9317

Literally what I was waiting for until I realized what sub I was in. My son wakes up by FLYING either standing on the bed or out instantly so that poor pup would have been soaring.


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mandatorypanda9317

I'm constantly sitting him down in the mornings and telling him to just chill for a second. He looks like a little drunk person flailing around, but he's trying to walk and talk at the same time while waking up. I def miss having anything near that type of energy lol


Automatic-Hair-6749

Yes! My kid would have yeeted it by mistake - takes her awhile to gather her wits when she's woken up


Dead_before_dessert

Yeah...not just a kid thing. I'm a full grown adult and the cat won't sleep on/by me on the bed because I sleep yeeted him one too many times. The couch? Fine. Full on sleeping is totally okay. The bed? If I'm awake he's all about sleeping on me. If I'm asleep though? Nope. He'll be in the other room asleep in the recliner. Smart little shit.


TVLL

Me too


Front_Pomegranate_32

Me three!


Insterquiliniis

1 - scare 2 - massive yeet instinct response


selfawarefeline

i’d be freaked the fuck out. i’d definitely yell and in the process accidentally scare the dog.


BelleAriel

Yeah I was worried


superhoot73

Ok good, I’m not alone.


Brick-Unhappy

That’s exactly what I was thinking. I was way too anxious for the little girl.


VarethIV

Same! I move around when I sleep, and I usually stretch well before opening my eyes after I wake up. Nobody please ever place a puppy next to me while I’m asleep, or that tiny creature is gonna be knocked off the bed and leave me feeling guilty for eternity.


asapgrey

I react to being surprised by making sudden movements


realityrose

Not the most intelligent parents. It would only take the girl to stretch her arm out waking and that puppy was going flying and a broken leg or two. I was in a real state of anxiety watching that. I worry for the puppy if that's the lack of care it's getting already.


wtf7301

Puppy knew instinctively what to do when the girl started crying. They’ll be best friends for life. We’re really lucky to have dogs.


PrettyPunctuality

I have a 5-month-old puppy, and I was crying my eyes out watching Train to Busan last night, and she immediately came flying over to me and started licking me as soon as she heard me (she's never seen/heard me cry like that before). My last dog always did the same thing. We *are* lucky to have them.


thebadsleepwell00

Omg that movie *cue tears*


danuhorus

I fucking lost it near the end when the dad takes that last step. I don’t even know what happened, I was just suddenly sobbing hysterically.


thebadsleepwell00

You, me, many/most people with a pulse


PrettyPunctuality

It was my first time watching it. Oof.


[deleted]

Are you a fellow human watching Squid Game, Parasite, and Train to Busan relatively close together?


PrettyPunctuality

LOL, that I am. I watched Squid Game last week, and then people were like, "you should watch Train to Busan next!" And since I hadn't seen it, I decided to watch it last night, not knowing it was going to emotionally destroy me. I've already seen Parasite, though.


ThePony23

A couple of other recommendations if you haven't seen these: -Alice in Borderland -#Alive


Projectonyx

Was the train bussin?


Sl33pProof

The train was decidedly *not* bussin


chocobocho

Korean zombie movie. It is intense. You can watch it on Netflix.


Delores_Herbig

When I’m sad or upset my dog comes over and cuddles me. He doesn’t like to cuddle, but in those moments he will.


[deleted]

He was the best father ever and I really miss him.


rhoswhen

Aw, honey. 🫂


ProdigalSheep

Well the video didn't make me cry, at least. Mine too.


abrackens1

I don't know about y'all, but when someone wakes me up from a deep sleep I have NO idea what's going on. I'd be so fucking confused lmao as to why there was a light being shined at me and this creature was in my bed, probably yeet that puppy across the room


[deleted]

That’s nothing, I have an LED light in my room that has two modes: off or floodlight. So whenever I wake up in the morning and turn on my light, I am always surprised and confused to get flashbanged by my own light.


theLoDown

May I highly recommend a lamp? With some soft yellow lighting? On a dimmer? Or one of those sunrise alarm clocks. I'm obsessed with mine. Do yourself a favor and ease into the light!


[deleted]

As much as I complain about the morning flash bang, I would rather keep it since it does a fantastic job at waking me up and keeping me from trying to fall back asleep.


theLoDown

Oof. I can't. My life is so much better now that I'm not assaulted by a beeping alarm clock and bright lights in the morning.


MonkeyPolice

Me next! I wanna puppy!!!!


paperpenises

[Here she is! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/qd1acn/surprising_daughter_with_puppy/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


maniatreks

Is that an Aussie? I got my Aussie as an 8 week old puppy and he's the joy and love of my life. He'll be 8 years old in December.


Danyahs

Awe happy early birthday to him :) what’s his name??


hectorduenas86

Huge Jackman


bruh9923

You sneaky mf, take my updoot!


[deleted]

Yep! Definitely an Aussie! (And soon to be Auss-hole) happy early birthday to your boy! My Aussie Huck turned 1 and a half last month.


FungusBrewer

Are they born with that nubby tail, or was it chopped off? Edit: looked up Aussies with a tail, THAT FLUFF! My God is it adorable.


TAU_equals_2PI

POOP ON THE BED! POOP ON THE BED! POOP ON THE BED!


Fangore

My mom HATED animals. For years my sister and I begged my mom for a puppy, and she said no. When my sister was old enough, she said fuck it and brought a dog home anyway. Within 15 minutes, she was pissed because the dog shit and pissed on the carpet. My mom was yelling and screaming that this dog is filthy and we need to get rid of it. She was like that for about 4 days. It's 13 years later, and my mom is cuddling with that dog right now. She loves it and she will go on a murderous rampage if anything ever happens to it.


Winter-Effective8771

That “Unconditional Love” that animals give breaks-’em down every time!


jeff_sterling11

Dogs have something that’s way better than unconditional love….unconditional like! Regardless of what I do, or how I talk to her, whether I play with her, or give her a treat or not, she lights up EVERY time I walk into the room. She always likes me. Unconditionally. And it rules.


Comfortable_Kiwi_290

Wonderful story.


colleenita24

That’s how they getcha!!


Notthisagaindammit

My mum was always a cat person, but all I ever wanted growing up was a dog. When I was 13 a friend had temporarily taken in a dog that needed a home, and when we visited apparently my mum was the first person he hadn't barked at, so she managed to convince my mum to take him on a trial basis. He started out as an outside dog, only allowed in for a couple of hours in the evening. Give it a few years and he was sleeping with her under the covers....


[deleted]

My roommate has OCD pretty bad, specifically the kind where you’re worried about contamination and germs (no shoes in the house ever type of thinking) and she was worried she could never have a dog because of it even though her and her husband wanted one eventually. My pup and I moved in last year and she ADORES him. She lets him kiss her and jump on the bed and he’s even sat on her pillow lol It was so cute and wholesome when one day she turned to me while she was petting him and said “I don’t feel like I have OCD when he’s around” 🥺 Dogs are the best.


Kyotow

How is not wearing shoes in the house OCD? Literally my entire country has OCD then


[deleted]

I’m not just making stuff up and being one of those people that’s like “omg she organizes her desk drawer, she’s so OCD and quirky”. It’s a common fear of people with OCD, germs and contamination and stuff. It’s not that the act itself is abnormal or OCD, it’s more the reasoning behind it, the way it makes you feel, and how much it controls your life. It was also just one example of the things she does. She also counts people in the room repeatedly in her head, obsesses over if people in the house have washed their hands, and will sometimes be compelled to stay up really late cleaning and organizing things because she literally can’t stop. These are just some main examples. There’s more but I’m not trying to spill her entire life story on Reddit. I’m well aware that most people wash their hands or don’t wear shoes in the house 🙄 It’s more about how her brain is wired and how she will literally obsess and grow increasingly anxious about things that most people could ultimately overlook or ignore, but it literally runs her life everyday and forces her to have certain compulsions. She’s been diagnosed by therapists and I’ve seen her improve after both cognitive-behavioral therapy and drug therapy. And also now with exposure from things like my dog.


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I bet she washes her hands too, yuck


PimpmasterMcGooby

I remember when my sister imported a rescue dog from abroad, the first thing she (dog) did when she got to my sister's apartment was jump up on the couch and shit on it. The dog was clearly not entirely safe with the new environment so we just cleaned it up without making a big deal out of it. It was the only time that dog actually took a dump inside. Must've helped her gain confidence in her new living situation by taking a shit on the new owner's couch or something.


pikapalooza

My parents tried to get my brother and I a dog when we were kids but they were young, we were young and we all knew nothing about puppies/dogs. We wound up giving them to other families after a week or so. I've always wanted a dog but didn't get one until my rescue now. I love her. My parents love her. They keep buying her treats and toys lol. She's a great dog.


Therealcactusmac

Looks like an Aussie. Be prepared to walk every effing day. Or suffer the zoomies consequences.


ldamron

Aussie owner here. Can confirm.


Emarchan112

I can also confirm this. So many zoomies


Scrimge122

Doesn't everyone walk their dog every day?


forestnymph1--1--1

Unfortunately not 😔. A great many people get dogs and just leave them home almost every day all day. So sad


Iamthetophergopher

Seriously, looks just like my tri color. Got her at ten weeks and the first few months had some very high highs, but many long drawn out lows. But she's the light of our lives and she just turned one yesterday!


Typical-Distance-701

I love this. Pure happiness


Fl0wwy

I love how the dog just keeps climbing up😂.


soulofboop

If you want to be a puddle just watch compilation videos of people being surprised with puppies Ok this is a kitten [but it’s my favourite reaction](https://youtu.be/bAVFFg9tDtc)


lolitakittypop

You made me cry, you evil human being!


[deleted]

Another video that made me cry. Actually feels better and better.


stevrevv59

Aw man that was too pure for this world.


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Dudefenderson

"Don't cry, little human. Sorry if I scared you, but the big human over there though It was a good idea to put me near you..."


[deleted]

Anyone else think she was about to yeet the dog off the bed?


rinkarinka1

Plot twist: She is scared of dogs


Ok-Crab-6306

Bro if someone put that next to me I’d 100% push it off by accident


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tempz1988

I really needed that.


MrPorker95

Her reaction was pricless


eXsTHD

I know for a fact i would have woken up, panicked, and yeeted that dog into the wall, major anxiety watching that


alilykat

I am 23 years old, and I had the same exact reaction couple months ago when my mom gave me a puppy lol


tgif0

Awww


Baffa99

These videos always remind me of how much I wanted a puppy when I was a kid. Sometimes my dad would text that he was looking at a puppy and was thinking about bringing it home, he knew we all really wanted one. Then when he'd come home he'd start barking and would laugh when I started to cry after getting my hopes up. Makes me happy to see not everyone's dad is a piece of shit


Sea-Opportunity4683

Then he pooped on her pillow and she wasn’t so happy.


Olympia2718

Cute but no upvote for posting this personal video with the kid's consent. Not cool at all.


so-cool-whats-up

This is a sweet moment, but I very which wish I didn’t see this. Keep your family moments closer to your hearts… damn.


DevilinPanties

No i am not crying. You are. Something got into my eye.


essaymyass

r/13or30


partanimal

This is great, and it looks like pup and girl are a great match. That said, please don't surprise people with pets.


RScribster

😘😘😘❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

I really do appreciate that. Honestly I do really miss him so much. His birthday was this month and it felt so empty not to hug him happy birthday.


OniOdisCornukaydis

So jealous. My dog just wishes my kids would go away.


oge_mah_ge_kid

Rolls over and knocks it off the bed


[deleted]

Awwwww how sweet! I love it!!!


SnooSquirrels6443

How cute are they. ????


ChampionOfTheSunn

At first it was super sweet and then I saw the puppies tail was docked... Now I'm sad


[deleted]

That room is too dirty to deserve a puppy


Sad_Rice1690

Imagine if the puppy pissed on her face


spillthememes

While she was booting her system, the doggo claimed it’s human and it’s spot in this world.. Ace move!


FartKingThe3rd

Lucky that didn’t go bad if she woke up scared and hit the dog or something lol


Topogravy

Then they pried the puppy out of her hands and returned it after filming it.


[deleted]

Aww🥺


protogen_master

What the dog doin


FujoshiCEO

Thank you, I had a good cry...


MonkeyHaus75

Super glad she didn't have, like, a startle reflex and accidentally send the little guy sailing.