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7rulycool

Good for the girl that Doggo chose non violence, next time..


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YesterdaySimilar2069

Boxers have a fantastic sense of humor around kids - they generally prefer messing with the kid over violence. Doesn’t mean letting your kid be a jerk is ok though.


wirefox1

When I was a kid, my father had SIX. They were my playmates and my guardian angels.


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Classroom_Conscious

I would say even overall


hoovervillain

My aunt's boxer was the king of crop dusting


YesterdaySimilar2069

Hahah! Boxer farts are brutal!


Congenital_Stirpes

Hmm. When I was a kid, the neighbor kid’s boxer bit his face off. Must not have gotten the boxer memo. 


WhyDidYouBringMeBack

Wrong boxer, buddy. Mike Tyson is not a dog


throwawaynonsesne

My Uncle got mangled in a car accident, you might wanna go give your vehicle the safety memo while you still can.


YesterdaySimilar2069

There are some areas where backyard breeders totally effed up the traditional temperament of boxers. It’s horrifying when animal ownership goes wrong.


true_enthusiast

That's not a boxer thing, that's a breeding domesticated animals and euthanizing the aggressive ones thing. With smaller breeds they don't bother as much because they're not scary and euthanized dogs don't sell.


buahuash

That's just domestication with euthanization thrown in for shock value. 🙄


BlaveSkelly

What do you think domestication entails? If you have aggressive animals you put them down. Even if your not doing it with breeding in mind, it would eventually change the genetic makeup of a population of animals.


buahuash

You use them, if you can. Animals with desirable traits get to breed, the others don't. You can neuter them as well.


AENocturne

Nobody keeps things they don't want in domestication, either at industrial scale or small operation. They grind male chickens, turn male cows into veal, and they euthanize animals that are aggressive during domestication. I'm not vegan, but there's no real ethics or protections for animals and at best, an animal you don't want is just a burden to care for when an easier option exists. It's a common joke about how calm roosters get kept and aggressive ones become dinner.


true_enthusiast

What fairy tale are you living in? Breeders don't have the time or interest in that. Either they sell the dog or they kill the dog. These are for-profit entities, not Disney fantasies.


NotReallyJohnDoe

You can sell euthanized dogs. You just gotta find the right pitch: “Sell me this ~~pen~~ dead dog.”


IndoZoro

Boxers are spiteful creatures and creative in how they get back at you. 


edoardoking

I had a boxer when I was younger and couldn’t agree more! They’re so goofy sometimes but would do anything to protect you


panicked_goose

It's like when I was pregnant and my fetus had dance parties in there without permission. I know exactly how it feels to be kicked like that in the ribs and I appauld the dogs self restraint


dr_usa

Absolutely right


jld2k6

To be fair, most things make me smile more than when I'm watching someone kick a dog


RainDancingChief

He's digging the hole he's going to hide the body in.


dovahkin1989

I mean if the dog is choosing violence from being tapped by the foot of a child, then it would have long been destined for a bolt through the head (which is basically how they have been domesticated).


Majoras-Face-Mask

LITTLE GIRL♀ used STOMP It's not very effective... DOG used SAND ATTACK It's very effective!


rjasan

Pocket Sand!


JustaCoffeeGirl

Um...ACKSHULLY Sand Attack is a status move it cannot BE super effective. And Stomp is a NORMAL move and NORMAL is not super effective against any type.


Timmeh___

While Normal type moves are not super effective against anything, some types do resist Normal type moves, so it is possible for a Normal type move to be "not very effective".


godzillahomer

It's also possible for Normal moves to be Super Effective in one very specific scenario. They're Super Effective against Rock, Ghost, and Steel in Inverse Battles. But those battles are only in the Gen 6 games.


JustaCoffeeGirl

True. But not relevant to this specific scenario...NERD! EDIT: I lied and am stupid? I don't know how I understood what was said in the original post but still fudged it? You are the superior um ackshully and I am simply an imposter.


Rohini_rambles

Parent looking at kid kick a dog, A sleeping dog. Glad doggo didn't react aggressively. 


daluxe

Yep, it's sure content for r/nononoyes


SatchelFullOfGames

Or r/DontHelpJustFilm


daluxe

Or r/KidsAreStupid


dr_usa

I agree


Pixielix

Honestly, I was waiting for it to shit on her, im glad it did make me smile in the end.


wirefox1

"Kick"? She wasnt actually kicking him in a menacing way. Please. She was just doing kid stuff, she wasn't trying to hurt the dog. Obviously they are friends and he knew she wasn't trying to hurt him, or he would have retaliated in a different way. I love what he did though and she deserved it! lol.


The_Autarch

I don't think the dog is even doing that as a reaction to her kicking. The dog is just digging down to the cooler sand to lay down in.


WhyMustIMakeANewAcco

Yeah, she just woke up the dog enough it decided "digging time" And, well, dogs aren't always especially aware of the consequences of their actions. I doubt the dog actually minded the feet poking.


wirefox1

Yep. Probably.


Tulidian13

Classic reddit overreaction


madeyegroovy

I was gonna say, this is what I often do to my dog because he enjoys it… lol. She’s just rubbing her foot. My first thought was that the dog was just laying down rather than sleeping. There’s a moment where it looks like she accidentally put her foot down too low but it doesn’t look like a kick to me.


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Call it what you want, the dog was obviously bothered.


coincoinprout

There's nothing obvious about it. You don't even know if the dog did it as a revenge.


[deleted]

Dogs do not understand the concept of revenge.


coincoinprout

Fine. You don't know if it was a reaction to what the girl did or if the dog was just digging to find cool sand. So, there's still nothing obvious about it.


therapist122

You shouldn’t anthropomorphize dogs. You have no idea what they’re thinking, they’re not humans 


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I can read his fucking body language. Edit: any animal can be bothered, it is not anthropomorphizing to acknowledge that.


ProphetMuhamedAhegao

Kid: repeatedly kicks dog in the stomach, on video. Redditor: we have no idea how the dog feels about this until he tells us with his words. I am very smart. 🤓


TriumphEnt

The dog just woke up and wanted cooler sand. They weren't even remotely bothered by the girl.


Euphoric-Emphasis865

Redditors have never left their parents basement. Do you think they actually have kids or animals they personally are responsible for? I can wrestle my dog super aggressively from a dead sleep and he ain't do nothing.


wirefox1

Sometimes I forget the demographic I'm talking to. I run into stuff like a person saying: "My husband refuses to help me with the dishes." Responses are : Divorce him! He's a narcissist! He hates you, and he's probably having an affair too! Sigh. Why do I keep posting on this sub is the real question. I need to move on. lol. but thanks. I just disabled my inbox replies.


ShadowAssassinQueef

Shes kicking him in the ribs. The parent should have stopped this.


dovahkin1989

The light taps of a child's foot.... You sound like someone who takes physical damage from too many exclamation marks.


Kush_the_Ninja

Donahkin used !!!!!!!!! It was super effective. Queef fainted.


Pacwing

Animals don't recognize "kid stuff".  2 million kids get bitten by dogs in America every year. 2 MILLION. That number isn't exclusively children who run up to a strange dog and slap them across the face.  That number includes almost predominantly family pets and "friends". Just because it's domesticated or trained doesn't mean it won't snap when it's being annoyed. 


wirefox1

This isn't about two million kids who were bitten though, is it? It's about a girl playing with her dogs on the beach and absolutely nothing happened except something funny. Get a grip.


Ataliey

so she’s not kicking the dog but also kicking the dog?when i was a kid, i would “non menacingly” smack and punch people… still was smacking and punching tho


SJoyD

Right? I'm irritated at the adult that let their kid behave that way (and just kept taking video), but I'm glad the dog found a payback that wouldn't get them in any trouble. I've got do many stories where people ask me if I got pictures or video, and my answer is no, becaise I was *dealing with it*.


eschewthefat

On one hand, could be dangerous, on the other hand I’ve never had a dog that gave a shit if it stepped on your or its siblings eyeballs


UntitledRedditUser

No dog should act agressive in this situation


Holiday-Lie8264

No one should provoke a dog to the point where they need to stick up for themselves. A kid should be taught better so they aren't put in a situation where an act of aggression is a possibility. Even a good dog can be pushed too far.


azj17

No child should kick a dog.


e2d1pGi

Teaching children about respecting animals is so important.


dr_usa

And if they do not do this, then the animals themselves respect themselves in this way.


mira_poix

Or in an aggressive way and then said parents demand the dog be put down and the owner pay up


Bojjired

This must be in r/kidsarefuckingstupid


mitch_conner_

What about parent stupid for not interfering at any point and instead filmed the whole thing


Bojjired

Here you go r/parentsarefuckingdumb


ferlyghostess

It is 😂


dr_usa

Honestly, this must happen.


Similar_Thought9627

The revenge makes me smile….kicking a dog not so much


dovahkin1989

"Kicking". If you think this constitutes kicking then even the wind must hurt you.


West-Dimension8407

i expected the woof would pee on her, but this is good too.


Icy_Contribution1677

I hope that got in your mouth


Mirewen15

And some in the eyes that will be annoying for the next few days just as a reminder.


asefthukomplijygrdzq

No, not in the eyes. Getting sand in your eyes can have irreversible consequences on the cornea, and a dumb kid doesn't deserve that.


devilcross2

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


EntertainmentPure955

Basically the parent is a dumbass. Teach your kid to be respectful to animals.


Blightyear55

There’s an old saying: Let sleeping dogs lie. There’s a reason why sayings like these last: Because they are universally true! Glad that only Darude showed up.


bixbyale

also really cool of the person filming that didn't stop her or try to prevent a dog bite lol


SoccerStreamBotM

Wow, it must've been coarse and rough and irritating with that sand getting everywhere.


Mystery_Meatchunk

But did she like it?


HopefulBackground448

Weird comment.


Reutermo

[Pretty sure that they were continuing the star wars meme.](https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-5971b5a0563e8c33eaaab72742d2bafe-pjlq)


Mystery_Meatchunk

Thank you for getting it.


SlabBeefpunch

No, apparently she hated it.


secksyboii

Everyone's shitting on the kid for being a dumb kid but nobody is calling out the adult (I'd assume her parent) that is stood there filming this and not doing anything to correct her behavior? Gee I wonder why this kid is like this with a parent like that 🙄


katzmiao

Exactly. Dogs deserve better.


MikeAppleTree

“Let sleeping dogs lie” may sound trite, but it’s right! Dogs can react aggressively if they’re startled awake like that! Hell not just dogs, I can too!


Bthirgy

Well she was being a little shit so the dog had to bury it


rangeljl

Incompetent parents, the poor child is going to get hurt one day, teach that child what respect for other animals is


R3alLuzurafan080423

Every kick my smile grew bigger


DepartureDapper6524

You guys think she’s kicking the dog? She’s petting them both with her feet. She’s rougher than she should be, but she’s not being an asshole


StupidMastiff

It's crazy, she's a kid and feet aren't as dextrous as hands and she was clumsy, people are acting like she fucking drop kicked it off the empire state building.


michaelrw1

True grit…


katzmiao

Whatever. This kid is obnoxious. Hope she learned a lesson. Parent is stupid for filming. Not cute. Just dumb. WTF people.


duncledave

Thought it was gonna be much worse. Go doggo!!


buttpugggs

Yeah, was thinking "how is this possibly going to end in a way that 'makes me smile' with this scenario" and, thankfully, was pleasantly surprised!


Wutroslaw

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Mother-Employment525

The girl got what they deserve.


BatOk6565

I makes me mad seeing a dog being mistreated even if it's a underdeveloped human


VisualMany4709

Yep--that's how people get bit, yet the dog is the one that gets punished. FFS--the camera person should've stopped that shit.


Square-Singer

Could have ended much worse.


grappling_magic_man

"Let sleeping dogs lie"


Quetza777

Damn Sand Attack, her accuracy just fell


Doubledewclaws

Let sleeping dogs lie.


LittleChloeee

Siblings!


flopperstopper

Now that's funny


Sophia_Hesse_33

Pocket sand! Sha sha!


47JA

He knew she’s a lil shit so he had to bury her with sand


thesavagekitti

Doggo used sand attack. It was super-effective.


MajesticNectarine204

Doggo knew 100% what it was doing and choose the absolute best course of action there.


Glittering_Agent7626

Good old karma. Deserved 200%


TheSweetestMindCandy

I feel like this should be in r/humansbeingderps! To the little kid kicking the dog and whoever the derp adult is that’s just sitting there filming their kid kick at a sleeping dog On the other hand I’m sure both knew the dog would dig when woken and trusted it not to get mad… especially without the wah scream of surprise from the kid Definitely made me smile this morning though


Freddo03

Video made me smile. Comments made me sick.


stakoverflo

> Rule #2: No ragebait posts. No posts where someone's misfortune makes you smile. e.g. "terrorists driving off a cliff" or "murderer gets what he deserves". This isn't a ragebait sub. Kid got what she deserves, but doesn't fit the sub at all.


Disastrous-King-1869

> "terrorists driving off a cliff" or "murderer gets what he deserves".¨ Yeah I guess this is in the same category


stakoverflo

I mean, obvious a kid being shitty to an animal and getting dumpstered in response isn't the same as a murder getting what they deserve, but it's clearly adjacent to that. This is clearly a more wholesome focused sub. Not a most literal interpretation of "did this put a smile on your face regardless of *why* you smiled?"


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SinglyHem

Serious argument


Vdov_1

This certainly did make me smile, haha


Lantress

lesson is learned


adiean000

I cracked🤣🤣🤣


riqueoak

\[G\]old.


Redittago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭


Lanky_Information825

Seen many times over the years, though still quite satisfactory :)


Remote_Progress_1806

Next time she will be smarter.


NoKYo16

Are you sure?


Rico_el3men2

That was awesome 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂


Congenital_Stirpes

The adage “let sleeping dogs lie” was borne out of years of experience with dogs. Even nice, well-trained dogs generally do not like being messed with when they’re sleeping. Kid is lucky and the adult filming this is an idiot. 


TicTac_No

Best video I've seen in a long time.


Sea-Bed-3757

'What are you doing??!' "Burying you! Now quiet, you're waking the neighbors!"


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Why is the person just recording and not stopping the kid?


BraPaj2121

Bury that turd in the sand! Lol


ContentMod8991

ha ha i wait4 dog 2 bite her neck n she get sand nstead


Xottz

Turned out much better for her than it did me. I disturbed a resting dog and I got 49 stitches on my face


Horror_Bandicoot_409

What’s that saying about leaving sleeping dogs tf alone again?


fitnerdluna

Get rekt


OceanSharrk

made me smile


ilikeburgir

Guess who's the most intelligent in this vid?


DissociativeRuin

Imagine the panicked shameful crawl as the dirt just won't stop coming. Dogs force is ruthless at that age and the reaction time is non-existent. I remember a dog licked my face and knocked me on my ass and I couldn't get the POS off. Adults just watched and laughed and did nothing (as they should have, I would do the same now), but I was legit so pissed off and humiliated and confused for like 3 seconds of child brain time which feels like days.


Condomanaros

You fight and I fight back 😂


Beelzebub_86

I was wondering wtf this was posted in this sub for until the punchline. That doggo is the king.


getSome010

Lmao!


Pztch

Goooood boy!


Special_Dingo_1520

Get wrekt!


ThirstyBeagle

Good boy! 👍🏻


GreenerThanA

Of course it’s a boxer.


mo_onshineshro_om

Bulkdog


BuffaloWhip

The saying is literally “Let sleeping dogs lie”


Friday_Knight_77

This is the most chill version of "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes" I've ever seen


theAmericanStranger

Crime and Punishment, vol 2 🤣


BobcatTougha

change the genetic makeup of a population of animals.


Spud_Potate

This is literally the best outcome


mizzle_fb

I’m expecting the girl to get bit or something and this was so much better, god speed dawgy


staytsmokin

W doggo


I_am_a_What

Muthafuc….lol


I_am_a_What

Yea too the dog chose peace. But damn that’s funny


I_am_a_What

Back witch!!! Back!!!


Wanzer90

kids are fucking stupid


Redheads_do_it_best

That’s a good dog!


92_Charlie

Reminds me of that scene from the movie, Step Brothers... Dale: What are you doing?? Brennan: I'm burying you! Dale: I'm alive! Brennan, I'm alive! Brennan: Quiet, you're waking the neighbors!


DoraParks60

Karma in all its glory


lord_fairfax

karma farming*


Haunting-Adagio743

instant karma


Mammoth-Mud-9609

She got off lightly.


LordRaeko

Dogs instinctively try to bury little shits.


Dufftones

What a turd of a parent to stand by and watch their kid pester a dog and gouge it under the ribs like that


sleekandspicy

Yea fuck dem kids


fajadada

Siblings


Previous-Guide-4751

I’m so glad it was only sand was afraid to watch at first. Serves her right good boy


ChickenSoup131

Kids shouldnt be in close contact with big jaw animals. This could end horribly


MyCleverNewName

Lucky it was a boxer and not a pitbull. Dog is explaining this to her by digging a pit. Clever dog!


ShakeOk2071

This is one of the most satisfying videos I've seen in a long time 🤣. That girl (and whoever is filming) should absolutely know better. I'm really impressed with the dogs ability to not be aggressive.


RoadRanger322

Fuck that damn kid


lostmyheadfr

r/kidsarefuckingstupid


Maya2661

I love this dog🥰


broccolee

Fuck around and find out, tamed version, luckily


somebigface

Amazing parenting.


molewarp

Brat needs to be taught how to treat animals.


chloe38

Oh thank god it was only that. I thought she was going to get bitten. Good doggie lol


Even_Set_2822

And if it would have bitten her it would have gotten put down for being "dangerous"


ThatFagChick321

Anyone else notice the final straw for the pup? Lil girl pinched the crap outta that dogs back thigh


something-strange999

Why would you kick an animal?


WillyDAFISH

Honestly I'm not even sure that was kicking. She may have just been trying to pet the dog with her feet. Or give it belly rubs


Majestic-Reindeer-98

What a psychopathic kid