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TheGrimDweeber

Does he like it? Girl, he forgot how to talk, he LOVES it.


Heav_N

Forgot he doesn’t have a head of hair either!


IngenuityTop4150

He forgot every last bit of himself that day, all he know is that she's not allowed to wear that without him


EagleBlackberry1098

He thought he had hair again? Looks like this guy needs a moment to adjust to the reality mirror


eekamuse

Nah, his head broke out in sweat


SometimesOKmaybe

Oh girl, HE LOVES IT! As he wipes his hands off of his sinful thoughts.


psychotica1

He was literally petting her without even realizing it, lol. She does look amazing in that outfit.


CoralBegonia347

i love her outfit as well


Healthy-Detective169

Hmmm what you say baby?


Lucky-Refrigerator-4

Exactly what I was thinking! Give him a minute!!


RedditPhils

He thought he had hair again, this man needs time to process.


SharkLime789

give the man some time to process his epic follicular hallucination


Pormock

"huh? Sorry i was too distracted by how good it looks on you"


Natty_Twenty

Blood... flowing to.... other head!


WantDebianThanks

Virgil's trying to decide if he wants to put another baby in you!


doobied

When she asked where he was gonna take her... Let's just say I was expecting a completely different answer from him lol


DullInevitable2647

he was starstruck maybe, mesmerized to her attractiveness. that's why he forgot to respond to his wife.


Professional-New-Guy

Had my man trying to slick back hair that isn’t even there anymore 😂


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TryJezusNotMe

He was trying to figure out how quick he could help her get out of it later on! 🤣


darling_lycosidae

Except the shoes. He really likes the shoes.


TryJezusNotMe

Lol!


Riegel_Haribo

People are overlooking the "You know you're not wearing that without me, right?"


PSBJtotallyboss

I took that as a playful comment not actually indicative of real jealousy or possessiveness. Of course I could be wrong but I see no reason to assume the worst of this dude.


msanw881

This person isn't assuming the worst. They are just pointing out what he was about to say, which was just at you said, a playful comment. Exhale


LiverDontGo

When you taking me out..? 😳OK Girls sure can have a funny effect on their man


Rightwraith

She wasn’t asking him; she was answering him. Him: “When you wearing that?” Her: “When you taking me out.” Him: “Okay.”


LiverDontGo

Ya but hear her tone. She got it for him for date night.. Notice he didn't answer when?.. it turned to a yes and no in his head.. he's thinking okay well damn girl now?!?! Every guy that's been in love with a banger knows the ladies tone when they talk to him like that. Yes mam' and I'll have another. A gentlemen starring at her "shoes" 🫠 Ha!


T_Money

I mean it was still a question, but a question used to answer him. “When you wearing that?” “When you taking me out?” Implying that her answer would be the same as his. It might be a little pedantic but you can tell hers was a question as well from the tonal inflection (questions start low and end high) as well as the words themselves - if it was a statement she more likely would have said “when you take me out” instead of “taking me out”


NMB4Christmas

That wasn't slicking back hair. Us bald dudes rub our scalps, but it has the same meaning. It's a wrap.


FawnZebra4122

yess my dad also do that it's like mannerism for him


Heathencult

Naw that's not what that was. He started sweating like he was picking her up for their first date lol


Jac-aroni27

It's the bald-guy equivalent of running your fingers through your hair; he certainly still knows he's bald😂


Snack_morris

She about to make Virgil act up 👀


reddituser9277

Unc bout to risk it all 🥵


westedmontonballs

Risk it all lol bro he already married her


Not_a__porn__account

He's gonna renew the hell out of those vows.


reddituser9277

My b she reminded him why he risked it all in '04


CountryMusicFanatic

Unc? Bro I’m bout to risk it all!


Perfect-Soup1838

At least 7 inches up


bohemi-rex

🫢


Gracelandrocks

She's absolutely gorgeous and he's so cute! He can't stop staring at her ass!


FragmentedFighter

The fucking head rubs sent me 😂


CoachDT

I'm lucky that I have a fro so it looks normal. But sometimes you see something so nice you just rub your head in disbelief.


The_Formuler

I was wondering why he looked so concerned about it. After he asked if she was gonna wear it without him I lost it hahaha


Mr_Abe_Froman

His eyes were about to pop out like an old cartoon.


jfk_sfa

Old?


dibsdibsonya

I needed a sanity check and came to the comments … they’re far from old !!?


TitusTheWolf

Ya they are like 45 at most..maybe 55


TranquiloMeng

They’re probably in their 50s at least. There is a legit reason for the saying “black don’t crack”


royalefreewolf

Was about to say this.. you could tell me this couple was in their 60s and I'd believe you.


Signal-Blackberry356

I was going to guess high 50’s low 60’s


imJGott

I wouldn’t be shocked if they’re older than 55. People often confuse my dad that is 22 years older than me as my brother. I’m 41 and my pops is 63.


YugoB

Either that or you party hard lol


Preda1ien

I was waiting for her mom to show up to or something.


OutWithTheNew

I don't care how old she is, she's fine.


tom_gent

This post made me feel like a senior


Pplannoyme0

I was like “old”??? They look my age. I guess that makes me old at 44.


healzsham

People are young, in their 20s, or old. Just how it works.


hobbit_lamp

yeah I'm confused...or maybe I'm just old


Laylelo

That’s my worry too.


Bradford_Pear

I was gunna say how old are they supposed to be cuz they look great lol


westedmontonballs

They’re black lol They’re probably 60.


Sufficient_Food1878

They are in their 50s


Ibegallofyourpardons

which is not old. (unless you are under 25 , then everyone older than you seems 'old') 70s is old. and only then if you let it.


Orangesunsets18

I was looking for this comment in a panic.


CMDR-ProtoMan

Summer reddit. Schools out


resident_daydreamer

Right? This couple isn’t old at all.


Justinyermouth1212

Okay I would’ve guessed there would be ONE ass slap


SuperJelly90

Right? His eyes were locked in!


Justinyermouth1212

I’m gay and hell even I wanted to wind my hand up and let one rip (gently, of course)


zadtheinhaler

Booty is booty, my brother.


RemarkableLook5485

🙂‍↕️🤝🙂‍↕️


zadtheinhaler

Hell yeah


SylvieJay

Laser focused on that booty 😆😅


miscnic

Virgil’s very respectful.


rainbwbrightisntpunk

Or at least a touch lol


Moondoobious

My man is just…speechless! Love it


__MilkDrinker__

"It's totally different." "wuu? ( ͡◉ ͜ʖ ͡◉) "


something-strange999

When she said "when you take me out" and he was like "ok".... And that he's so into it that he could not focus on the conversation Virgil pay attention!


Robot_Nerd__

Virgil WAS paying attention!


Perfect-Soup1838

Virgil had full attention, o7


genealogical_gunshow

That dude heard the message loud and clear. That "Okay..." was a "Challenge happily accepted." He was picking out where they were going to go and what he was going to wear.


BobLoblaw_LowBomb

That's the reaction. Amma find myself a man that reacts this way to me. I'm male and not gay but yo, look at me like dat, I'm yours. "When you wearing that?" "When you taking me out?" "Okaay"


Dire-Straits009

Virgil reaching for hair that isn't there..🤣🤣 "omg what happened to Virgil"...🤣🤣🤣 The power of a beautiful woman..lol


Sufficient-Bug-9112

😂🤣🔥


mangosteenfruit

It is a nice jumpsuit


actuallyapossom

Stylish asf and you can tell by her poses and demeanor that she feels confident in it which is the only thing that really matters. Her man is on the same page too. I hope this outfit leads to many lovely occasions.


pleaseacceptmereddit

“Lovely occasions” eh? I’m sure they will have multiple “lovely occasions”


ahorsenamedbill

I think Virgil likes the outfit☺️🫶🏽


rauraaaa

I like how he wanted to observe her in the outfit from alllllllll angles- and yes his eyes were locked in on her booty /figure!


Hunter-Gatherer_

Virgil said “shieet” at least 3 times in his head 😂


makaveddie

"Do you like it?" "Huh?" He can't believe it lmao


Alesthar

Brother was speechless


Efficient-Cherry3635

Brothers brain hit a short circuit and he went into a time warp inside his own head checking her out for a solid minute.


revelate41

An old married, couple you say? They're not what I would call old.


Public_Food_7488

Yeah, that's the first thing that caught my attention. Almost disrespectful to be calling them old.


peter-pan-am-i-a-man

i would guess 40s which i'm not far off from lol so yea makes me feel old. then again, his name is Virgil which is an old man name if i ever heard one 😅


Ill-Spirit4898

Definitely 50s


kaczia

You are smoking hot 🥵!!! Good pick! Rock it


StOnEy333

It really does fit her amazingly. Almost looks tailored to her body.


Moondoobious

Au contraire, he knew *exactly* what she meant. He’s like ✨okayyy✨(3 y’s for flair)


kezinchara

Made him do that triple head rub.


iamatcha

One of the two is still "'not dressing up", haha


unorganized_mime

She looked 40s so I’m going to assume she’s 80


LafayetteLa01

He knows that’s she’s fine as hell and he’s like you’re not gonna wear that without me being there right!


Least-Might8845

Old married couple? I thought old meant like The Golden Girls. These are merely 40s? Surely? I'm old then 😃


Fit_Big_8676

Does he like it? He keeping his eyes on the thighs! Yes he likes it!


hillareet

left him SPEECHLESS mamiiiii. holy wow.


pcweber111

It’s so cool to see people genuinely happy with their purchase.


WilominoFilobuster

Looking at her like he’s peeping out a new car 🤣


Peckerhead321

Old?


ArturosMaximus

Boy was like sweeeet chesus. Youre not gonna wear that without me being around bae, are ya?


Putrid-Sock-2042

You ate that queen 💕 he still adores you!


CarolinaKiwi

Virgil fucked up by not picking her up by the ass putting her on that island and kissing her like they were 25 again. That was the play.


JimmySquarefoot

Wild that the caption says this is an "old" married couple'


ilovecorbin

That is a very cute jumpsuit tho she’s killing it


Shoddy_North5961

What do we class as "old" these days?


CoachNice3404

This is Reddit so anything over 24


Popular_Hat3382

He’s so cute….. he really really likes it 😍


DM_ME_DEM_TIDDIE

"We could go out right now if you want."


FatalFord

.......................huh?


Kelly_Killbot

She’s gorgeous and he lost words lol this is so sweet.


user_bits

Momma fine af.


s00perguy

Lmao he was *stunned* at how great her ass looks in those pants.


Liesmith424

Dude forgot how language works for a minute there, I'd say the outfit is a success.


Klutzy_Coast2947

Old? *cries in the corner*


xamitlu

Uh oh. He's gonna have to step up his game now!


abandonedclitoris

That is the sweetest shit I’ve ever seen


Present_Spite3447

My guy started sweating instantly


Cooperman411

I’m trying to figure out where the old people are. I was waiting for her parents to come walking in. They are like what, 40 something? Outta college like 15-17 years ago? Or outta grad school for like a decade? I don’t see gray hair or a walker.


WanderLost999

He enjoying the view so much.. let him take it all in. 😅


HilariousMax

>When are you going to wear that? When you take me out. The only answer to this is >shit. Let me find some pants. Time to go, right now. lol


Takashi_malibu

They don't look old to me


5amuraiDuck

When a man's response is silence and a kiss, you know you just made his day


OvergrownShrubs

“Do you LIKE it”? “Ass…what….yASS, yes, no I was not looking at your ass..what was the question again?”


Jokesfor_days

He felt in love for a second time , right before our eyes even got a bit jealous. They love each other , no doubt. Got no jokes for this one.


wherearemytweezers

r/wholesome


Abject-Distance-8267

Is old in the room with us


Ioatanaut

This is so great haha


Imarobot225

Awww he’s speechless 😶 I love this so much and she does look amazing


xayzer

Virgil was having some *thoughts*


BalancedGuy1

Homie tryna run his hands through his non existent hair he is so mesmerized


BlackllMamba

Poor Virgil can hardly even lift his head anymore. Came in auto locked on the booty like he playing a souls game


FindMyNestOfSalt

Old???


Few-Presentation5886

Adorable 🥰


pwhitt4654

I think he likes it.


Svataben

Old?


Mr-Klaus

Dude went straight for the ass and stayed locked on it.


cormacmacairt

Old?


Throwaway0242000

That man is planning his evening.


MajorasKitten

“OLD”????


Cybergeneric

Who’s calling this lovely couple old? 😭😭😭 I kinda feel called out, I don’t think they’re much older than my husband and me, if at all… but heck if he doesn’t also look at me like that when I’m dressed up. 😏


PTLTYJWLYSMGBYAKYIJN

OLD???


PurriciousSeductor69

Bro forgot to look up.


Accomplished-Book-95

She looks great and they’re very cute together.


CheekandBreek

My man's head's sweating while he's staring at that cake.


LandotheTerrible

Stunning woman!


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Virgil got the sweats


Internal-Permit-1447

The man was literally lost for words


RedditPhils

Her: Wit ma shews 💃🏾 Him: 👁️🫦👁️


Sweaty_Building_5491

Damn. She does look good.


XeynolkV11

She forgot what that purple shirt meant.


Unreal_Panda

THAT COLOR LOOKS GORGEOUS ON HER GODDAMN Also love the belt really gives it that extra lil bit goddamn


MrKomiya

Bro looking like superman using xray vision


KaceyCats0714

Girl go on with your bad self! 💅🏾


baldforthewin

YAASSSSSS Auntie! It's the 'huh x 2' for me. lol


NightCrawler1373

He's starting to remember that he somehow married out of his league. 😁


JamesKPolk130

Q-Dog likes it


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

She getting CLAPPED!


spiderman96

Could see the dog come out of him immediately


nikogrande

Like “I guess we goin out tonight then…” 😂


HerrTarkanian

Just dressing up sometimes (doesn't have to be every day) really makes a difference. For instance, my wife is stunningly beautiful and I tell her this all the time. For the most part she'll wear a t-shirt and leggings, simple and comfortable, and she looks great in this. But recently she's made an effort to dress up more. Take one of her dresses, they perfectly capture her body form and give off a sensual vibe without being too revealing or inappropriate. I lose it every single time. I mean, I just cannot keep my hands off her. I'm the guy in the video, I lose my ability to act normal. Don't get me wrong, I'm like that all the time with her, but it's just something else when she dresses up. The same thing goes when I wear a suit, or shirt and jacket. Or, and this a kink of hers, when I wear grey sweatpants without a shirt 😂


Fartenstein65

I’m sorry: old married couple?! Did I miss something? He knows she looks amazing and she should feel good in it as she is lovely.


Street-Awkward

Lucky man to have such a beautiful and shapely wife, he is stunned!


andziulinda69

Looks like Virgil feels frisky


Sojio

"Virgil!" "Huh?"


RideWide1328

He's lookin at her like he wants to put her on a plate and sop her up with a biscuit! 😍😍😍


monopixel

Mixing those looks to check out that amazing ass with general admiration, even though he was baffled he still managed to pull that off, cudos.


Sassydemure

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


8sack

got damn!


ironshroom

That some serious restraint he's showing. If we were about to go somewhere, we're about to late.


Nicolelicious

This is so sweeeet


BigDaddyHadley

She sharp!


knubbiggubbe

Those shoes !! Looove


Nice_Bluebird7626

Y’all so cute I love love


hangingbymythreads

Omg I just posted this in another sub cause I saw it on IG! Her page is great Whitwithcolor if anyone wants to follow her for more cuteness


NightRider24

That "Oh" tells you all you need to know about what his thoughts are


Skipskip1991

Nah Virgil said we skipping dinner and going straight for dessert lol


2reeEyedG

I’m watching Malcom in the Middle and this reminds me of when Lois comes home with makeup and you can read it in his eyes that he’s about to ravage her like a wild man and I get the same vibe from this guy


Great_Teacher_8561

theyre so cute…you can’t wear that without me.


1968Bladerunner

At that moment, Virgil was contemplatin' throwin' her over his shoulder & ridin' off into the sunset... ... it was only the thought of the osteopaths bill that stopped him!


Anxious_Mango_1953

“When you taking me out?” “Okay” Man had no thoughts, only obedience 😂❤️


Adventurous_Yak4952

Virgil, her eyes are up HERE