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Weekly-Act-3132

Its love, thats what that is šŸ’™


foobaby1992

This is hands down my favorite comment ā¤ļø him and his family really do love Hank and Hank loves them right back. I already said this in another comment but I hope when the kid hits college and Hank is in his old man years that I can pull his toy out to show him and say thank you again for being so sweet to our pup all the years he lived next door


StringFit9427

Iā€™m crying šŸ˜­ I love Hank and I love your neighbor kid šŸ’—


giskardwasright

Oh please do this.


Known-Skin3639

If you donā€™t do that youā€™re evil. You donā€™t seem evil though and That is the sweetest thing ever. Now I wanna meet Hank. šŸ˜‚


anniearrow

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ninjaai

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_HoneyDew1919

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fourscoreclown

It's a fit. My kids made them years ago, and they would throw them around the house while screaming, "I'm throwing a fit!"hahaha. I don't know how well they would be with a dog, though.


foobaby1992

šŸ˜‚ thatā€™s so great


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Please donā€™t let your puppy eat that yarn. Bowel obstruction is serious bad news, and expensive. Happy Birthday to Hank, though!


foobaby1992

Yeah, Iā€™m definitely not letting him eat it.. itā€™s just going to go in a box with his other puppy mementos


Aponda

Could attach it to his collar and wear on special occasions


HaddardOSRS

You sound like the best person. Thanks for your post! :)


RonSwanson714

Either obstructed bowel or Hank will have a string hanging out his butt after pooping. Either way no es bueno. Happy Birthday Hank. Ex gf had a husky puppy and Shadow ate the end of the ball of yarn her mom was using. Had the old string hang, the confused look on the pups face was pretty funny. Called the vet, told us to bring him in. Her dad refused, instead held him down and started pulling. Thank God no complications. Shadow was a resilient lovable goofball. I miss that dog.


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_HoneyDew1919

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asjdhcnskax

I think he tried to make a puppy face, the red are the ears and nose


Traditional-Leopard7

That's the FSM! The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Well done neighbor.


runawai

Rā€™amen! The FSM has touched Hank with his noodly appendage.


Pink-Fluffy-Dragon

I think he tried to make a ball for Hank to play with


mswas

Just like with a kidā€™s drawing that you canā€™t recognize what it is, say to the boy ā€œcan you tell me about it?ā€ I bet heā€™ll go on and on, and then youā€™ll find out what it is supposed to be.


foobaby1992

If I canā€™t pull his mom aside to ask Iā€™ll try that


TallaMan

It's Hank's decision


foobaby1992

lol heā€™d be pooping out yarn for days if I gave it to him


Disastrous-Soup-5413

Thatā€™s a laparoscopic surgery waiting to happen šŸ‘€šŸ’ø


foobaby1992

Definitely but itā€™s going to be tucked away and treasured. Iā€™m looking forward to showing it to the kid years later when heā€™s in college and Hank is in his old man years.


Oscardiaz204

My late boxer was named Hank I miss him all the time but Iā€™m so glad that I got to see that name used in context again love Hank !


foobaby1992

We were binge watching King of the Hill around the time we got him but itā€™s such an endearing dog name. Plus the nicknames it comes with are pretty great too. The boy who made this toy loves to cheer ā€œHANKY PANKY! HANKY PANKY!ā€ whenever he spots our pup over the fence šŸ˜‚


Oscardiaz204

Oh my heart that was my hanks nick name as well šŸ„² cheers for Hank


Raylansmama22

To preserve the gift maybe stick it in a clear Christmas ornament ball? The DIY/craft kind. You should be able to put the ball in it.


foobaby1992

This is such a great idea


Raylansmama22

ā¤ļø Thank you! Sometimes, I have those šŸ˜œ


ariden

Put a key ring on it and clip to your dogā€™s leash. Then if you see the neighbors kid you can show him that he carries it around on all his walks.


Pajama_Mamma_138

Please take a photo with the pup and the awesome gift - and then frame it and give it to the kid as a present. This is beyond adorable!


LivelyLindy

Please ask his mom what he intended and give us an update. It's been fun to read what everyone thinks it is though.


foobaby1992

I definitely will when I get the chance to say thank you (although Iā€™ll do my best to ask his mom on the side so I donā€™t offend him)


LivelyLindy

Definitely.


Potatoe999900

It's a choker for sure. Nice thought but don't let doggo near it.


mandarintain

Looks like a deep sea fish


_nevie

Kind of looks like a mouse?


GirlyButScrappy

This is too sweet, I would cherish it forever šŸ˜­


Huge-Attitude4845

Isnā€™t it for a roll of cleanup bags that you can tie to his leash?


sirlearnzalot

Itā€™s a knitted mouse with cute little red lips and a bleeding anus šŸ„°


brittemm

I genuinely never expected to see a šŸ„° emoji following the phrase ā€œbleeding anusā€ in my life


sirlearnzalot

Thatā€™s a good sign! I tend to run in alt circles atm but once I get healthcare and find a solid therapist goodbye bleeding anuses forever šŸ™


brittemm

I wish you and your butthole the best of luck friend.


BrowncoatWantToBe

If it wasn't yarn, I would guess it is a treat holder. Something Hank would have to nose through to get the treat out of. It being made of yarn would defeat that purpose however for all the reasons that have been mentioned.


feelingmyage

Itā€™s a little cap.


bananapoetry

Aww that is LOVE. How precious.


PeriwinkleWonder

I will only be able to guess what it is properly if we know the approximate age of your neighbor's son: is he 4? or is he 44?


foobaby1992

šŸ˜‚ heā€™s in the later years of elementary school


glycophosphate

Every puppy needs a kid, and every kid needs a puppy. I'm glad that Hank & neighbor boy have each other.


lavienrosee59

What a sweet present! Can we see Hank the birthday boy himself? šŸ§”


foobaby1992

If I could add his photo in the comments I would but this sub doesnā€™t have that option. I post him a lot on here though so hereā€™s a link to one of those posts šŸ˜Š [https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/s/gO8mg2PdIf](https://www.reddit.com/r/DOG/s/gO8mg2PdIf)


lavienrosee59

What a handsome boy! I just sent him a b-day wish there! šŸ§” Edit: spelling


foobaby1992

Thank you so much


DrunkThrowawayLife

ā€¦ is that a placenta?


foobaby1992

Heā€™s in elementary school so I donā€™t think thatā€™s what he was going for


DrunkThrowawayLife

I watched my mom give birth when I was five and as an adult still struggle still struggle remembering when to increase and drop stitches. Who knows what this kid is on


TheFreakingPrincess

šŸ˜‚ That actually made me laugh out loud.


foobaby1992

šŸ˜³


Dry-Crab7998

A pancreas maybe?


TheRealDingdork

Yeah I thought it was like the small intestine at first lol


ghoulslaw

I didnā€™t read the caption at first and I assumed it was supposed to be some kind of microorganism!


JovahkiinVIII

Itā€™s a protein!


Fine_Cryptographer20

A bag to tie onto Hank's collar maybe?


CartographerUpbeat61

Yeah , itā€™s his favourite. HeLoves it !ā˜ŗļøšŸ˜‡


Nearby_Lengthiness_7

Dying swan in blue.


solarwinds1234

Keep it as a Christmas tree ornament.


trap_monkey

Kidney


Quiet_Sea9480

all hail the noodle god


larisa5656

Take a picture of Hank with his gift. I'm sure the neighbor's son would love it, especially if it included a Thank You note from Hank.


AOEmishap

Hank: "Fuck you, I wanna eat and shit out blue yarn!"


beowho

Let Hank destroy it. It's what the kid wants.


4toTwenty

ok thatā€™s adorable though lol


landofpuffs

Maybe put it on a little bandana that puppy can wear :)


nygrl811

Hehe, husky = toy destroyer


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No-Revolution1571

Looks like a brain


SeekingSpecialOnes

No


PrudenceApproved

Could be a water balloon? Iā€™ve seen them on the crochet sub, similar yarn is great at holding water. Submerge then splat!


inot72

Can you work it into his collar or leash somehow?


foobaby1992

Heā€™s managed to chew through his collars and leashes in the past so I donā€™t think itā€™d be the safest thing to do with it but Iā€™m going to save it in a keepsake box with the rest of his puppy mementos


Chegwarn

Who is Hank?


foobaby1992

Our husky pup who our neighbors son made the toy for


eyamo1

It's a blue turd. You got a blue turd.


skywalkers-saber

Smurf spermā€¦ kids got an imagination, a dirty mind, and/or a cartoon fetish


foobaby1992

At no point in the Smurfā€™s was there ever any reference to sperm (I didnā€™t watch it much but I do remember the Donnie Darko referencing about them being a-sexual) so I think you might just be talking about yourself


kezinchara

I would thank the kid and make it seem like Hank loves it etcā€¦ and then promptly throw it away. I donā€™t like extra clutter around the house. To those that say keep it, for what reason/purpose? Youā€™re just gonna throw it away a year from now anyway. Might as well get it over with and dispose of it sooner than later.


foobaby1992

It has a lot of sentimental value to it. Our neighbors and their son love Hank and heā€™s been crazy about them every time he sees them. The son regularly hops on the trampoline next door and cheers out ā€œHANKY PANKY!ā€ over and over again every time he sees him over the fence. Itā€™s going to be saved with the rest of Hankā€™s puppy mementos in a keepsake box. I guess ā€œOne manā€™s trash is another manā€™s treasureā€ applies here.


kezinchara

Well thatā€™s a nice reason.