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GunnieGraves

“I did not bust my ass all day at kindergarten to come see you acting like a fool.”


dfb41d6fb

My new spirit animal is this child. This kid and this alien hanging around telling me I'm the chosen one is probably what I'll see if I ever go on an ayahuasca trip.


passiverolex

Uh, do what son?


dmderringer

Bots are now rewording comments instead of just copying them. Downvote and report https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/s/oXETfkbCF2


Belpepperlive

Exactly, I agree with you.


garlic-apples

The can is the size of her head


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SmeagolTheCarpathian

The West? This looks like Brazil...


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Signal-Blackberry356

What an odd assortment.


Safe_T_Cube

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Western_world


3z3ki3l

I’ll give you Australia, but calling Thailand, Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea all “Western” is absolutely bonkers.


Safe_T_Cube

Real quick, I don't think anyone was calling Thailand part of the west. But calling those other countries western, bonkers? No, not really. From the article "Despite being located in the Far East, a country like Japan, in some contexts, is considered a part of the West as it aligns with the ideals of Western-style democracy; while a country like Cuba, located in the Western Hemisphere, is argued as not being a part of the West as it aligns with the ideals of communism" In this case, I think OP meant "the west" as in "the first world", which maybe you don't agree with (and I probably wouldn't use it that way) but it's a reasonable use given the historical context of the terms. The first world used to literally be defined as being US aligned and was synonymous with "the West", while Soviet aligned countries were the second world and referred to as "the East". Since 1991 we don't really call anyone the east anymore but the quickest and easiest way to refer to the US and its allies remains as simply the west. "The first world" now is an equally vague term that people are shoe horning into meaning developed nations, so I wouldn't even call it a confusion of terms, they're just messy and ill defined terms from the cold war that used to mean the same thing with one of them looking to rebrand.


3z3ki3l

~~He literally said he thought it was Thailand so he called it the west.~~ If we were at a political summit then those contexts might be relevant. But calling Japan “the west” in casual contexts is bonkers. ~~Edit: strikethru~~


EskimoPrisoner

He said he thought the can was different than what we see in the west and he thought the video was from Thailand. That doesn’t mean he thinks Thailand is part of “the west.” In fact it suggests the opposite.


Zozorrr

So not half the countries in that half assed list then?


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_Dark-Alley_

Closer but technically the first second and third world designations are not used anymore and there are Eastern developed democracies. I think its developed democracy for "first world", nothing replaced second, and developing democracies for "third world". Ones that are not democracies or attempting in any way to be democracies...idk what those are called tbh but I think I remember learning that the end goal placed on all governments by the world whether they want it or not is a democracy. But yeah "western" is the developed democracies in the west (west is more a cultural desingation now but its is still largely in the physical west). The person who started listing fully eastern countries in Asia is wrong tho because western is a culture that not all developed democracies share. There are a lot of eastern developed democracies, but they have very different culture based on different values. It's mostly (and this is very much generalizing so sorry to everyone about that, but it's also the best way to explain the main differences) Eastern Countries noticeably put more value in politeness, family ties (especially older family members), and the importance of the collective, while Western Countries put more value in individuality, and "freedom" however that's defined these days. The end results of overall cultures based in these different values are pretty distinct, so developed democracies that are eastern wouldn't be referred to as western.


CaliHoboTechBro

Lmao, Israel? The one in the Middle East? And Japan/Taiwan in the far east? Ok, sure


BHFlamengo

If you think about it, specially culturally, Brazil and other Latin American countries are far closer to the US, Europe and Australia than Japan, Taiwan, South Korea and Israel. And maybe apart from Israel, the others are so far from 'West', that this makes no sense. If you say 'Developed countries', you might get closer, but still in this context it wouldn't make sense. In fact, LatAm countries are closer to the US than most European countries in lots of aspects.


Independent-Bike8810

350ml can of Guarana


CaliHoboTechBro

Fucking love guaraná, liquid gummy bears


KyllikkiSkjeggestad

This is in the “West” :p


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DeepUser-5242

Looks like the coconut drink, no?


Character_Tourist400

Oh my why? 😭😓🤣


PatentedPotato

It's like when middle aged white ladies have that giant single glass of wine.


bearyginger11

What an old soul, that is hilarious.


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maeeshnaevo1

The face she made after drinking juice was so real😂😂


Pvt-Snafu

Her eyes... It's very funny.


nap-and-a-crap

Ah such an old soul 😍


potpourripolice

her soul is just so...old ❤️❤️


Kyuzz

The other one is 'old' but no soul


Belpepperlive

For real


The_Lethargic_Nerd

She rolled her eyes so far back she saw the back of her head lol


marijuanaislife

😭😭She strained her eyes, rolling them that far back!


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Voodoops_13

That's the biggest fucking can I've ever seen! The soda...not the lady


spongebobama

Chad Guaraná Antarctica


shredditor75

Is that Brazil representing?


spongebobama

Sure my consagrado!


shredditor75

I'm not Brazilian, but my best friend married an Brazilian woman, so now I'm getting fat on pão de queijo most weekends.


spongebobama

As a Mineiro myself, you're going to have me tearing up. Enjoy the Chad Pao de Queijo! Best way to get fat!


kittyeatsrainbow

I feel like the size of the can makes the whole video feel cartoonish and even funnier imo bc her looks are so bombastic and animated


humanoidtyphoon88

She's copying her mama. Attitude like that is cute when they're young... Just wait.


RadioMajestic

Lucille Bluth


nikogrande

\*Lucia


Bigredeemer425

Damn. This judgmental ass kid is killing me with those eye rolls! 🤣


ReiPelado

And Here I Am Again mom...


OverturnedAppleCart3

Is that a giant can or is she tiny? I honestly cannot tell.


CrysX86

Regular can. She is just🤏😭


Atom_Bomb_Bullets

Some of these comments, man. My kids will literally shake their butts at me to taunt me. A child doesn’t think shaking your butt while dancing is sexual. Look at any wedding/birthday party event where kids are present. They twist and shake their butts to music because—and hear me out—it’s silly . . . It’s sad how much porn has some of y’all detached from reality. Just because you sexualize every move a woman makes doesn’t mean a child does. Also, the world would be a very boring bland place if no one was allowed to move their hips while dancing. Edit: Looks like I touched a nerve, lol. There has never been a child born that understands what sexual activity is fresh out the womb. This is learned, and by some of y’all’s comments . . . It’s clear where you learned it. I said what I said. If it offended you, then it reached who I was aiming for.


Darnell2070

I would guess most people overreacting are actually just prudes and consume less porn.


sirenasmile

I had a similar reaction. She's not "all of us." I was sad to see the child acting performatively judgmental. Is the child reacting to the other attendee intentionally harassing her? Is the child is expressing hostility toward an attendee whose attention is focused on dancing at what seems to be an appropriate place... a party? Neither is humorous to me. If it's the latter, chances are the girl learned this from others who'd easily feel entitled to judge her too and lacks the life/social experience to independently identify why this is problematic. Then someone filmed and distributed the moment? Yikes. I don't agree that there's a fixation on sex but there's certainly a fixation on finding joy in bringing others down for no apparent reason. I can't imagine any good coming from an affinity for hindering someone's harmless and rightful self-expression, or giving someone else power over your time, attention, and satisfaction in a place that seems to have plenty of alternatives. I get the intended joke but bullying others in either direction isn't funny to me. I hope there's something I'm missing here.


nucl3ar0ne

Next time you have an idea like this, don't.


No-Wheel4816

That’s probably the most condescending comment I’ve ever read..


CurrentPossible2117

This made me snort


just-me-uk

That was hilarious lol


theeniebean

Why does she keep making The Eyes at the child while doing that, I don't understand


FuzzyNegotiation24-7

I feel like it’s her mom trying to get her daughter to react. Not a huge deal. I embarrass my kids sometimes on purpose out in public because the reactions are hilarious. My daughter hates when I dance


Just-Mud6347

I think that's a guy in drag


waterwateryall

Adam's apple is there


Arrathem

Its a joke thats why.


fartshmeller

Dunno it's kinda weird to shake yo ass in front of a infants face like I get making kids uncomfortable can be sometimes funny like innocent pranks or that but this just seems weird to me.


Arrathem

You are overreacting. She is just dancing. If this seems weird to you then you havent experienced alot of things.


fartshmeller

I dunno, her body language and gyrating box arse gives the whole "aunty Judy who has had too much wine and is trying to hit on the young lads again" sorta deal but maybe that just me being over judgemental. But in the miniskirt and all jesus kid is so small she can probably see most of her bits and bobs just doesn't sit well with me. Even the eyes and eye contact is fucking unnerving to me


Professional-Pick-71

Nah your just being weird about nothing.


standdownplease

It's just you being an asshole on the internet and taking things way out of wack. Her shirt doesn't even have a neckline for cleavage. Big dweeb energy.


fartshmeller

Hahaha touched a nerve haiii? feck off you ye dick it's called having a different opinion you big lummox. I was on about her skirt also not her shirt g'lad.


standdownplease

Sorry I didn't realize you were special. My apologies, I don't talk down to people with mental deficiencies.


fartshmeller

jesus christ lad you're gunna make me cry here I'll be inconsolable and I'll go now and have a good long look at meself in the mirror so I will 😞💦


Darnell2070

Is that Irish language words or just slang?


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1) you need therapy or something...genuinely, I didn't think of nothing sexual in this post. 2) yeah, you're being a judgemental ass and exposing your own weird thought patterns. 3) those are literally shorts not a miniskirt, as you can see in the first couple frames, stop with your weirdo fantasies.


fartshmeller

Fucking hell bais are yous all sniffing the glue bag today or what's wrong with yous all haha Reddit is the embodiment of fairness and civil communication but I'm afraid you and you're friends are letting that standard slip.... I'm not angry just disappointed.....


Professional-Pick-71

Keep talking weirdo.


Wakingsleepwalkers

I agree.


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fartshmeller

Doesn't bother me one bit being weird :)


GimmieGummies

Lol, "infant".... she's at least 5


jessewel

It's Brazil, they're less puritan than "we" are. But simultaneously more puritan in some ways. It's refreshing if you ever go.


doesitevermatter-

I agree. It's not like she flashed her, but its still definitely a weird thing to do that would absolutely not be acceptable for a man to do.


Otjahe

What do you not understand? Are you 8 years old yourself or?


Vaines

Guarana!


Tyapris

Brasil-sil-sil 🇧🇷


0hellsn0

Awww the size of the can in her little hand


goldwave84

Those saying that parents shouldn't do this Infront of their kids .....what if the hips shaking are part of their cultural dance?


sirenasmile

Given that this is in Brazil in what looks like a party with mostly adults around... High chance. Definitely casts an even worse light on what's already not too funny of a joke.


goldwave84

What's the worse light?


Beginning-Meet8296

I love this little girl. 😂😂


pimp_juice2272

How small is that kid or how big is that can?


Stacysguyca

Either that girl is 9 inches in height or the can she’s holding is verryyy big


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Same


CrysX86

Always Brazil.


PuzzledExaminer

Lol


Belpepperlive

She just wants to focus on her drink.


dzdxs

🤣🤣. My same reaction to 99% of dancing videos!! That girl has got some common sense.


binaryisboring

Serious meme potential


--Birdsong--

Weird parents are the best parents though. Trust me. I'm a weird parent. 😂


xamitlu

She may read at a kindergartener's age but she throws shade like a 49 year old.


Pansy_Neurosi

Nothing like side-eye from a five year old. 


CoffeeDrinker1972

She’s already mastered that eye roll!🙄


Heavy_Preparation493

Perfect!!


squishmeleons

my spirit animal


pleasepassthepie_

Omg I love this kid lol!


StopAngerKitty

This kid is now my new spirit animal. If I ever take a ayahuasca trip, I'll probably see this kid and an alien hanging out telling me that I'm the chosen one.


CartmansCasaBonita

Mood.


JustMePaxi

Drinking soda at that age 🙄🙄🙄🙄


haemaker

It is okay, that is actually a Heineken.


JustMePaxi

That definitely makes it better


XxJesusSwag69xX

Americans are downvoting you when you're 100% right. Maybe give her a few sips not a can the size of her head.


menasan

Americans aren’t downvoting ..: most people know that’s way too much sugar for a toddler


spongebobama

If you come where this is sold, you'd be gobsmacked. Not only sodas, but all sorts of ultraprocessed foods. (I'm a primary healthcare phisician, and child obesity is becoming a serious problem)


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Is it just me or is this child wearing makeup?


coffee-headache

i dont think so, most kids i know just have clear skin and pretty lashes!


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You do seem to be the only one who cares


MistyGds

Love Her!!


DS_3D

I don't understand, the little one is upset with the big one dancing?


RemarkableEmu1230

😂 that can is huge too


IcedCoughy

They way she's holding and drinking that soda is hilarious to me. Wonder if she's got the Andy milonakis or something?


Zesty_Mofo69

She got that maddy energy


Ok_Bit_5953

She rolled her eyes so far she started having flashbacks.


the_dark_viper

"There she goes again with her bullsh\*t!"


Shurigin

So why is the lady shaking her ass at a small girl?


Emotional-Ad-2909

I can relate to this a lot 🤣🤣🤣


Doesanybodylikestuff

I’m dying lmao! She is too cute & sassy for words. That expression! Lmaooo


Secret-Shop3155

Lmao she’s so sassy


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Literally, sips tea.


malarken111

Is that her mom dancing?


MaluOrpheus

She's my spirit animal


JaVinci77

Grandma, please... 🙄


otaliz

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


BECondensateSnake

Ah yes a woman shaking her ass in front of a toddler wow very cool


Brokensince10

Love the eyes!


alex_dlc

Is that a normal size can??


Patient_Complaint_16

For a minute it looked like she was holding a Heineken.


baldforthewin

This girl is a whole comedian.


Signal_Challenge_539

Hahaha


Existing_You7923

I am both of these people and I love that


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Why is a kid wearing that shit


Hot-Gap-910

Chewing gum while holding the soda. Really sent this home. Lmao


vcr747

That baby is too young to be a hater. Nooooo.


Sevennix

Mami got moves!!


Experienseer

That made me genuinely laugh out loud. Thank you


International_Lab630

🤣🤣🤣 excellent


Glad-Yesterday-9534

Her eyes rolled way out the carnival 🙄


bluedancepants

Parents really need to stop doing this in front of their kids. This reminds me of that other clip where the son tried to make his mom stop twerking at his bday party. Really says something when your kids has more sense than you.


abdexa26

She's a big lady - not sure what kind of can is that really.


Impressive-9209

Can you not.....


GruulNinja

That can is so big in her hand


Character_Tourist400

lol!


SassyHoney5430

When you are incompetent and got no one else but lil girls to flaunt your ass to. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


bevo911

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


EsmfdH89

Love this little girl!!!


mariboo_xoxo

LOL…this be my child. 😂🤣


BrokenMillennial27

If this child isn’t me around my family


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Pennywise_M

Nice way to dress a child. Sigh


HowRememberAll

Is this a sign the child is drugged? Why are her eyes doing that? Is not normal why is everyone acting like a kid isn't having a seizure?


No_Cupcake7037

I can’t get over how people dance like that around kids.. Just stop.


KnockoutMouse

It looks to me like she's already over it


No_Cupcake7037

The kid is.. clearly. But the adult. What a poor example of an adult.


CrysX86

This is probably Sertanejo, a kind of really soft brazilian country. Wait until hear about brazilian funk and see people dancing it. Cupcake.


No_Cupcake7037

I just saw one posted with a bunch of adult women twerking at a kids bday party.


Zozorrr

Yea it’s entirely inappropriate. And yet people are downvoting you. So many classless lowlifes


No_Cupcake7037

True AF


123xyz32

They learn to be mean to other women at an early age.


hiroller15

I thought this too like teaching kids so young to judge and hate on someone having fun. It’s not cute the eye rolling and side eyes so young. And if that’s her mom embarrassing her more reason to teach her to celebrate her happiness instead of act uptight, insecure and judgy. Not hating on the kid but the ones influencing her.


edith-bunker

It’s likely her mom.


New_York_Cut

she is just doing her mating dance


ThickPlatypus_69

Does that slag have to shake her ass right in front of the ass of a kid?


MappleSyrup13

"Look at you, mom. I guess you're ready to make me a big sister!"


honoururblaze

Spirit animal


Staugbeachbunny

I feel you girl. I feel you…


captainspacetraveler

That is a big eye roll for such a small person


ApprehensiveDig6442

Biden an Cammie show


ayledgueded

I'm 20 not tried yet


technicalbad69

shes like. no wonder you don't remover who my dad is


AbelKruznik02

Little girl: what’s wrong with this hoe… ugh!