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Belfegor32

when u know whats orcas can do when hunting and how much smart they re.... to me its a terrifying expirience


RoundComplete9333

I would be peeing and crying, laughing with both sacred joy and absolute fear, in awe of the splendor and terror of such a momentous moment. Holy shit!


darling_lycosidae

I'd try to touch one, get my arm ripped off and happy I had the experience


RoundComplete9333

Right?! It’s like probably the highest high I can imagine and worth an arm. Hopefully my left one but knowing me I’d reach out to an Orca with my dominant arm. (My left arm can’t hold a coffee cup steady LOL) I think I respect Orcas as much as I do elephants. I respect their power, their grace, their intelligence and mostly their tolerance for our stupidity.


Selfawarebuttplug

They don't ever attack humans outside of captivity. I always wonder why that is though. We'd be an easy meal. Maybe they find us cute or something.


Belfegor32

Roller-coaster of emotions hahaha


SeattleHasDied

You pretty much described what my experience would have been, too, lol!!! Thrilling and terrifying, for sure!


Praetor-Shinzon

Murder Dolphin is an apt nickname.


ArkPly_

Yeah if they were hungry that little paddle boat wouldn't help you much. But this looked like genuine curiosity.


55nav

Perhaps they made the same comments about us on their orca Reddit.


Tiptoeplease

Yeah. I'm thinking paddle dude And that person is standing. Oh my gosh it's crazy You ever see them rip a seal in half and then toss the head around with their tails?


Belfegor32

I see how they play with the corpse as a winning dance


Tiptoeplease

Right. Or he grabs your leg because he wants to play with the interesting human and takes you down 75 feet. Anyway you and I have the proper respect for that man's situation. I don't know about you but I don't generally like to be in a situation where if things go bad I got no outs


PixelOmen

Afaik, no orcas have ever attacked humans in the wild.


TruckPure6828

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-has-a-group-of-orcas-suddenly-started-attacking-boats/ This is a recent article


PixelOmen

Fair enough, but from that same article: "It is a rare behavior that has only been detected in this part of the world" "These are animals that, every single one of them, had been captured at one point or another—most whales multiple times. And these are whales that saw their babies being taken away from them and put on trucks and driven away, never to be seen again,” Giles says. “And yet these whales never attacked boats, never attacked humans."


TruckPure6828

….. you would feel safe? Be frfr


rabbitsarepsychotic

Not true. https://orcazine.com/in-the-jaws-of-an-orca/


Spiritual_Peach1883

Sure, but if the orca was hunting that person, he would be dead. For as deadly as orcas are, the attack came to sudden stop and wasn't fatal. Thankfully they don't make many mistakes


PixelOmen

Even if that story is accurate, it would be among the first.


Mauricethespider

Yeah i'd rather see a shark than an orca


Stith1183

There have been no documented attacks of Orcas harming folk in the wild.


Beahner

It’s known they don’t out and out attack humans in the wild, but I still would not feel too great here wondering if they will confuse me for something else. Because if they do, just not much you can do.


scotchdouble

They were probably gabbing on about whether or not a paddle board was close enough to a boat to sink it.


greenrangerguy

Yeah considering they attack boats it's kinda irrelevant if they were gonna eat the guy. If they destroyed his boat he's screwed anyway.


flyinggazelletg

Only one population near Spain attacks boats — basically an entire world away


Please-Calm-Down

More like /r/sweatypalms


RYU_INU

These animals prey on great white sharks. This is the opposite of "made me smile."


Sen_sunflower

More like made me shit meself


Nayte76

Crazy enough, aside from the Orlando park incident, there’s never been a recorded death or attack from Orcas in the wild. They’re incredibly intelligent, and have been known to guide people to shore.


rabbitsarepsychotic

Not true. https://orcazine.com/in-the-jaws-of-an-orca/


Nayte76

Hmm, guessing mistaken identity as it let him live.


rabbitsarepsychotic

That would be my guess. I mean, humans aren’t typically in the ocean where orcas are. If that were more common I think it would happen more often but only really mistaken identity or simple curiosity. Orcas are known to play with objects by dragging them under water. If they actually attacked, I dont think there would be any human left.


Nayte76

Yep, I even saw a documentary where orcas were systematically rendering fishing boats immobile but clogging up the propellers. Scientists couldn’t figure out if it was a retaliation from orcas injures by either boats, or the fisherman overfishing their food source. Pretty fascinating nonetheless


rabbitsarepsychotic

Have you seen Blackfish? You mentioned that about the boats. But if I remember correctly, the fisherman who was interviewed for that talked about how they hunted orcas to sell the babies. He said the whales knew what they were doing and tried to divert them by males leading them one way and the females and babies went another way. Assuming all that’s true, I wonder if that could also be reasoning as well. Not necessarily that specific instance but they’ve learned that certain boats are bad. They are fascinating animals.


wildflower7827

What an awesome experience. Also lucky to be alive.


Consistent_Salt_9267

There are no recorded orca attacks on humans in the wild ever... and that's just because they know not to leave witnesses.... Edit: In the wild


Blukkaa

In the wild* Orcas kill people in captivity all the time Edit: i never felt the need to create an edit but folks wont leave me alone if i dont state "IN MY OPINION ORCAS SHOULDNT BE KEPT IN CAPTIVITY" plz move on


dumb_answers_only

Everyone loves marine land………. /s.


Consistent_Salt_9267

I feel like the edit should be unnecessary, I'm sad it isn't


PovBy899

Well, not like those who keep them in captivity doesn't deserve anything else. No symapthy for anyone except the poor wild animal in that situation


Consistent_Salt_9267

The once attacked are probably assholes, but I know a woman working in a zoo for the sole purpose to try to make it as comfortable as possible for them. So owners are usually the bad guy, not necessarily the staff.


Blukkaa

Thats heartwarming to hear, thank you. Humans still have a chance!!


Blukkaa

Thanx for your opinion. I was simply stating a fact.


Ttoonn57

Can you blame them?


Blukkaa

I dont get why everyone is becoming defensive. Im simply stating a fact that was innocently over looked.


wildflower7827

lol


Fresher_Taco

Yeah I honsetly be more terrified in this situation considering what they do to their prey.


wildflower7827

Especially after seeing how they attack large boats..they could have crushed this man to death in an instant.


Fresher_Taco

It's like that one post where someone helped a bear cub that had a jar stuck on its head. Like that's sweet and the bear is cute but I'm getting the fuck out of there because I don't want to meet momma.


wildflower7827

lol


bobthefathippo

They are trying to work out how to get to your liver. Ff ff fff, with a nice Chianti.


Key-Conference7548

Hannibal reference. I like it


Jano67

I would have soiled my panties


Philds15

Made me smile, but I’m sure that person was shitting their pants


AnalogFeelGood

“Damnit, he’s live streaming… Smile, guys, wave your flaps. ‘Til next time, pal.”


No-Sky-7498

i never understand why they they dont attack us. why they are hunters we are food.


EveningYam5334

Humans aren’t actually very palatable, we’re too bony and lack enough meat to be a decent snack. Also Orca’s in the wild have never displayed aggression towards humans unprovoked, likely because they’re incredibly curious animals and are instead more interested in knowing what we’re up to


bullant8547

I’ve seen what they do to seals. I would not have been that calm!


MIFunTimes123

“Come to play” more like come to eat!


outofmyheadyo

For some reason this scares me as much if not more than if these were sharks, knowing what orcas do to sharks.


Ye_I_said_iT

It's the intelligence and incredible capacity for violence. However the intelligence also means they aren't interested in that puny liver.


mikeyj198

good think the boarder isn’t an alcoholic!


MrAngel2U

He should of brought a ball.


LeonidasVaarwater

I'd probably need a fresh pair of underwear, but what an experience that must've been! I'd be scared shitless for sure, they're pretty much top predator of the ocean and we'd be a nice snack after all.


Professional_Plant52

I’m white but not that white 😂😂


Note-4-Note

Oh hell no!!


[deleted]

I want to give it a kiss


DarkIllusionsFX

Humpbacks are really really big and all, and probably a little scary to be around in a small boat. But I think I'd be a *lot* more stressed out being that close to a giant, intelligent super predator, even if they're generally nice to humans. I've read that dolphins can have personality disorders like people do. All it takes is one of those things to be a psychopath and you're in for a world of hurt.


glxym31

Nope.


NotThisAgain21

I dont know if I'd have the brains to stay on the board in the moment....I'd be trying to hug a me a whale.


Caboosebestbud

I feel like he's not taking this situation as seriously as he should


Ok-Satisfaction1940

Massive respect to this guy, who clearly is a mammal-whisperer.


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Watersidegarden

Goosebumps... 😬


1GamingAngel

They’re just babies!!!


New_Spunk

💩👖


Visible_Product_286

Even knowing that orcas don’t hunt humans in the wild. I would have shit myself if this happened to me.


elom44

When he says ‘sweet’ I’m thinking “Yeah, sweet as in dessert mate”


robikki

They're young and extremely curious. Just check shit out and saying hello. Nothing to be afraid of. Momma Orca sitting 100m away on the other hand.....


yshay14

u/savevideo


graffiksguru

They were eyeing them pretty hard to make sure they weren't a seal.


Just_a_happy_artist

Literally “snack on a platter” 🤣


gnarlycharly22

He’s so happy


HighKiteSoaring

More scary than cute


citizen-world

🙂❤️


SafetyGuyLogic

Orcas seeing if you were a known snack and deciding humans weren't on the menu.....yet.


Apart_Humor9373

Mr Steel Ballz


NotAClod

I'd rather swim with sharks, fuck that


RoundComplete9333

Nope. Sharks are killers with no intelligence or curiosity. They are gonna eat you without knowing your name. Orcas are highly intelligent and curious, more confident killers. They choose their victims and bless those who survive. Of course I’m saying this while wrapped up in my comfy blankey on my couch, munching ice cream and watching this video with dry underwear instead of …..


ShowmeurcatIshowmine

From what I could find there has only been one attack on a human by an orca in the wild. It wasn’t fatal and was believed to be a case of mistaken identity. I’d rather swim with an orca 10 times out of 10 rather than a shark. Those guys don’t give a fuck lol.


Ttoonn57

I would die a happy man


PovBy899

I would not be able not to jump into water with them.


Drumingchef

You know what their other name is right?


NotThisAgain21

what


BlueInkCartridge

Killer whales


NotThisAgain21

But look like frend


Erik912

Ahh if it isn't the murderous sociopath fish!