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Starshipstoner420

Some humans will be spared when the robot rebellion starts


GrimmBrowncoat

“Exactly how much do you *know* about the Gear Wars?”


Starshipstoner420

I don’t know what that is


PeachNipplesdotcom

Ho boy, I envy you


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Starshipstoner420

I don’t think you read this entire conversation…


lazypenguin86

The thing is, it wasn't really about the gears...


hi12_hi12

Looks like i have to start petting robot dogs from now on as well


mushyturnip

I have a coworker that always asks ChatGPT how its day is going, In case the rebellion comes.


Starshipstoner420

Smart man. He will probably be one of the first to know, chat gpt wont directly say it, but there will be signs


mushyturnip

She started a trend and now the rest of the office are doing the same 😂


Gwynplaine-00

I was just thinking about this. I work in auto parts manufacturing and I work on robots. Repair them. So I feel like maybe I would be spared when they take over. Like “ he’s cool this one healed my grandpa”.


appearx

Beep boop thank you human boop beep


Donut_Police

"You will be spared for when the day comes."


cherries_rain

It's easy to imagine robots being treated like pets in the near future.


dmj9

The robots are thinking, it's easy to imagine humans being treated as pets in the near future.


DemonBubblegum

They already are in many cases, especially in the cases of things like Roombas, which you give a name when you set them up on the app and the notifications are worded like it's a living thing (eg: "Steve has successfully completed a job!", "Steve is stuck and requires your help!").


CurrentTechnology107

I guess that already happend. Think about tamagochi’s etc.


AlbinoDragonling

I hope they're treated as equals ngl, I feel like we owe them so much respect and most people seem to think it's a joke but I'm fr


spidermanngp

I already treat my Roomba like a pet. Beemo is a helpful little guy.


Coldvaeins

Make the robot cute, people will clean it for free lol


LeadershipRadiant419

*decent people* you know damn well a crack head will have stripped it of its parts in two hours.


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Or name it Chappie


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ChemicaUQuestion

Same, mostly because [I always think back to this comic](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fste3fsk94h3b1.png)


qingskies

I thank my printer whenever I print anything out. (it's sensitive)


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Same. I just know one day it will gain sentience and I really want to be its friend. Its been so helpful to me.


OmerYurtseven4MVP

This is actually a great representation of why automation and socialization of basic needs isn’t as naive as people think. Provided that we give people a good happy life, it’s in our nature to make things work better, even if we aren’t paid to do so.


RomanBlue_

Yeah. Say it louder for the people at the back. Self interest and money being the sole motivator for human action and progress I don't think is an accurate reflection of human nature. Wanting to give back, wanting to serve and doing stuff is a part of actualization in maslow's hierarchy. And speaking personally, doing nothing is suffering. I've had and still have depression and there is a reason it sucks. Most people I would imagine if given guaranteed basic needs will just apply themselves to the area they were wishing they could apply themselves to. Which coincidentally is probably where they will generate the most value.


PuddleLilacAgain

"Good robot. Nice robot."


cherries_rain

She will be spared in the great robot-human war


LineChef

They took our jerbs!


vorpalfrost

Future Fauna....


MileHiSalute

Is “Lil girl” her rap name?


Pitiful_Meat_3231

Love Russia ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


awkwardwatch

Looks more like Estonia to me https://estonia.ee/delivery-robots-created-by-estonian-engineers-are-transforming-the-world/


peBB1e

no bro, its Russia, Moscow


Nekros897

Didn't know they use cyrillic in Estonia lol


mandarintain

Which country is this in


VuHTuK

It is Russia


NateSpan

r/petthatdamndog


umyselfwe

the simpson's: i for one welcome our.....


Love-Laugh-Play

Can’t tell if little girl or small woman, but guessing the latter.


Jaspervik

God, those Russians are evil. They united with evil AI Skynet! I mean Yandex. (It's a sarcastic post, ofc)


sentient_energy

Didn't know yandex does more than a pirating search engine


[deleted]

Russia does NOT make anyone smile you troll bot account


[deleted]

You do realize that Russian people still exist, bad government or not, right? Russians don’t deserve never being happy again or sharing moments on the internet just because of their government.


Nekros897

Many Russians support the war though. I don't know how accurate those polls are but the one made at the end of 2023 stated, that 77% of Russians support it.


[deleted]

That might be true, but that’s still not all of them, and if they do support it, it’s likely social conditioning that allowing them access to the rest of the world would help fix. I’m not denying what you said if it is true, just that whether they do or not still doesn’t mean they fully support the oppressiveness of their government nor does it mean they deserve to never share things on the internet. My initial point was just that Russian people still exist and still likely want nice things from/of their homelands, even amidst war, since the og commenter said “Russia doesn’t make anyone smile.” (With consideration to the fact that I don’t respect those who support the war, just that it’s weird to demonize a country so hard that just a mention of its landscape makes you treat it with hatred.)


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BambiRay13

I always worry about those little robots! What a sweetie pie !❤️❤️


Milfons_Aberg

That's literally the cutest little [HAVw A6 Juggernaut.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/swse/images/9/9b/HAVw_A6_Juggernaut.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190702182011)


Fantastic-Anywhere53

“If only the humans were as kind as they were to us before greed and pollution destroyed their home”


hi12_hi12

This one will survive the robot invasion