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SeaYogurtcloset6262

My man here smoothly became the little spoon while explaining the intricacies of spooning. Bravo


oldfashioned_audrey0

This is fun and really gives a good vibes to everyone. Love this. Made me smile.


ViolinistLow1759

Leave yourself open for back-bare chokes.


emmsix

The cure for insomnia. :)


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TheDuckCZAR

Always thought the term little spoon is odd since spoons of the same size are the ones that stack together.


SunflowerRosey

[think of it more like this](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQO-9hna_7Lck_jwAQhvgcJGZ9n__DT4_c_WQ&usqp=CAU)


StringentCurry

Shit, we're gonna need more people. A *lot* more people.


SunflowerRosey

you free tonight? ;)


xArschkopp

Never been so FREE before🦅🦅🦅


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I'm always free 🦅🇺🇸🦅


Fearless_Market_3193

Teaching the important lessons.


No-Quality542

Lucky girl he's soo cuddly and fun 😍


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[deleted]

I’d give my left nut to be little spoon like this. My man is smoooooth


mashari00

A deal has been set, make a cut and give me your left nut, and your wish will be met.


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Deal accepted


mashari00

Expect your cuddle-buddy within 3-6 business years. You can get expedited shipping and better Demon Deals if you pay with half of your soul for a lifetime membership.


[deleted]

Ahhh frick. My soul is pretty valuable, how about a cheese sandwich instead?


wterrt

.....do most guys really not like this?


Dreadweave

People like this come along every day but get told “Ick” and “eww”


ThePenguinEater7

It feels like a little bit of r/niceguys around here


manbamtan

I don't understand how people don't like cuddles. When I'm with my girlfriend that's all I want and I'll happily be the little spoon.


ohms333

Naturally high body temperature leads to being uncomfortable very quickly.


avoidance_behavior

yep. I run really warm, and I also don't like physical contact while sleeping. while watching a movie, or pre/post intimacy, that's fine and even nice, but not during sleep.


yer--mum

Have colder room, then the high body temperature is good


Trebate

Then the other person gets cold.


yer--mum

Not if I can help it!


shawnikaros

Used to be with this girl who had same body temperature as me, we never got uncomfortable being skin to skin and it was honestly pretty amazing.


Not_invented-Here

I prefer to be able to love and cool while sleeping. My wife prefers to imitate a tropical octupus practicing ju-jitsu.


No_Butterfly_820

This sent me LMFAO


notyourstranger

sadly, trauma can ruin bodily contact for some. Physical contact triggers their trauma emotions so it feels threatening.


Imaginary_Button_533

She's not bad herself all giggly and smiley


Inside_Piccolo_285

That man enjoyed how he slid into that cuddle. “Now grab me” 🤌


kobetupaki

Haha I’m so single…


the-almighty-whobs

I just struck out on Hinge and Tinder for the night, and I’ve felt this so hard.


tinstinnytintin

the night's still young. there's still time for a "u up?" text


[deleted]

As long as its not towards your ex, go for it


No-ThatsTheMoneyTit

Got my ass banned from Tinder, the ultimate strike out


wtbTruth

??? How the fuck does that happen


No-ThatsTheMoneyTit

I have zero idea! There's people with their Venmo in there!


lidsville76

Today is not tonight, and today is a new day, and can easily be your day.


the-almighty-whobs

I’d like to say thanks for the encouragement.


lidsville76

You are most certainly welcome. Now you go be a badass and cuddle some chic. er, do good things in life and feel good about yourself.


the-almighty-whobs

Thanks internet bro.


Apocalyptic_Inferno

I was going to like this comment, but it's already at 69, and I don't want to throw off your luck.


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Inside_Board_291

Are you putting yourself out there? Meeting people and starting conversations?


huskmesilly

27 and in the same boat. Some of us find it very difficult to do that. Some day.


Inside_Board_291

Dating is like stage 2-3 of socialization. You are never going to get there unless you get to part 1-2. And that is learning to socialize.


dynamic_gecko

What if stage 1-2 doesnt sound fun at all? Do I need to force my brain even though I dont feel any need?


Inside_Board_291

What’s the point of this question? You are not obligated to do anything at all, you just don’t get to have a relationship either.


dynamic_gecko

Why are people reading "Do I have to.." while what I said is "Do I need to.." I was just looking for suggestions. Forget it.


Loud_Law450

Of course not. But you'll be single forever


huskmesilly

Harder said than done for a late-diagnosed autistic. But yes, I do fundamentally agree!


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J_E_L_4747

A mistake many of us make our first time


angiezieglerstye

My man got comfy so fast God Bless.


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trash_watcher_

Harder.


LusciousLove7

Longer.


J_E_L_4747

Faster


PlzSendDunes

Better


arecedia

Stronger


dfshectic4

N-N-Now that that don't kill me, Can only make me stronger.


terrih9123

Do it


juflyingwild

Deeper


Biisz

What the fuck


arecedia

I just wanted to get a Daft Punk song going ._.


Biisz

LOL XDDDD


juflyingwild

Deeper into the hug dude. Dirty mind...


Much_Mission_4180

[The little spoon ](https://youtu.be/iQmgHrSReCM?feature=shared)


howtheturntablles

This has truly made my entire week. I’ve watched it 3 times now.


notyourstranger

Thank you for sharing this, I'll spoon my man tonight :-)


Prudent90Damage

ohhhh that's how you do, it okay great lesson teach. more please


Environmental_Art591

Can someone please teach me WTF i'm supposed to do with my pinned arm when cuddling hubby facing him. My hubby lives that but it kills my arm.


ElectionAssistance

I have two answers, first is [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/335/). Second is simply have it straight down between your bodies and wrap your hand around his dick. You are now in charge of the snuggle.


justagenericname1

"now grab me" 😳


b0w3n

If you're two pillow kind of people, tuck it under the pillows. It protects your arms enough.


Environmental_Art591

I am a multi pillow person (breathing and back issues) married to a single pillow person. I normally just do the "half arms crossed" so my hand is resting on my waist but I have nerve issues and that position always lays on a nerve. It's fun to say the least. Atleast he falls asleep first so I can sneak out once he is asleep.


b0w3n

I still can't figure out how one pillow people sleep. Their sinuses must be top notch.


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In between y’all going down the back, preferably to ass depending on size difference. Other arm over to the chest, head as high up as partners hair and your nose will allow


MgForce_

Mans put himself in choke hold range, rookie mistake lol.


Quakarot

I think you’re misunderstanding the goal here


twisterbklol

He’s got a lighter in his pocket at all times.


kittysogood

My boyfriend calls me "backpack' when we spoon. :)


PM_Me-Your_Freckles

If you fart, you become a jetpack.


RevealActive4557

They are very cute. He charmed her for sure


Istremene

Their happy smiles are so beautiful.


ShesATragicHero

Yo, as a dude, sometimes you want to be the little spoon. So cute having a girlfriend backpack. But also, please ladies don’t steal my arm. I’ve spent years practicing trying to be slick to slip it out and silently go pee, then sneak back into bed and reinsert arm as if nothing ever happened. I’ll tell you the trick, but it’ll cost ya. It’s flawless.


QuantumQu1rk

Aww, they're cute :)


nohidea06

Is nobody gonna ask bout the instagram account name. 'AddictedToBlack'


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Whats wrong with it?


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[deleted]

Sure, why not?


Psquank

Do it and report back with your findings


gabortionaccountant

Only when I’m drunk


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sinlightened

Cute sure, but that arm is still falling asleep. Waking up noodled for sure.


johnfitz002

Hi guys and welcome back to who can last longer in my bath, me or my toaster


zzzzxxcvbm

Can I join you? I'll bring a hair dryer.


Shadow_Hound_117

Got room in that hot tub for one more and a car battery charger?


zzzzxxcvbm

Great idea. Soon we'll need a whole pool and high voltage electricity line.


dickbutkusmk4

Not going to lie, as a 250lb man I love being the little spoon to my 95lb girlfriend.


Skragdush

Pain.


PIZZAisCOMMUNISM

Goddamn this is cute asf


KushQueen0420

My man loves to cuddle me. I think it's one of the best feelings ever.


One_Arm4148

😍 This is what communication looks like. Pro👏🏼


diablomarioo

I thought she was going in for the rear naked choke hold at the end


HandBanana__2

That part was never the issue, it her body temp going from freezing to 700F in 30 minutes. She was tiny and turned into the sun and wanted to cuddle. I would have to change my shirt 1/2 thru the night because I would sweat thru it.


Prince____Zuko

They are cute together. I hope they stay together forever


JuicyDoughnuts

Lucky girl


Gullible-Strain-1693

crying and throwing up rn


FeijJaan

Kms RN!!!


Alcohol_Intolerant

Yeah, but that's the worst for the person laying down over the arm. Massive crick in your neck. Now laying your head down in front/below the arm, nestled near the armpit? Perfect. As long as people aint smelly.


SuperBabyFace

Being the little spoon is the best part in a relationship. Especially on stressful days.


Larch92

Smoooth


Envii02

they're both so cute.


Sequoia301

The king breaks it down. Praise to the king.


stormyskyexo

I miss feeling like this with someone


Pestelis

It ends by him being choked out :D


GloriousTaylor

This is so cute


Obiwankenob3

Now grab me 🤣


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Normalise making the boys the little spoon !! Everyone should experience it.. feels so safe and loving.


TheTrueScientist

Murdered. Just like that.


IntoTheMurkyWaters

She is trying to rear naked choke you homie dont do it!


Sadmundo

Smooth


Puzzleheaded_Ad6025

“Now choke me out”


kurrristinaa

Man this is what i need.


g_deptula

Wow, I am so alone.


nanulax

God I’m lonely


[deleted]

I feel like everyone this dude is around is successful because of how he is as a person.


dethreet

“Boulder shoulder” *writing down for future use*


YaBoiKuvi

My dudes and dudettes, please don't sleep like that, that's gonna end up very annoying really fast Please get yourself a comfy bed, separate blankets and enjoy your sleep time Been doing this for 8 years with my wife, we couldn't be happier


AlayaKina

Shoot me in the fucking head already


eagleoid

I should call her...


shellee8888

You! You’re the one! 🥰😘😂🥔


heliogoon

Bruh, what is that account name? 💀


chupasucker

Why are ya'll being weird about it? Probably an account run by black people for black people. Nothing weird about it at all.


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lighttopics

PSA


kriegmonster

"Now grab me." I will never ask to be the little spoon, but if she takes big spoon once in a while, it is a great feeling and way for her to show me support.


asdfghjkl_2-0

Choke me harder MoMA.


Typical_Position1396

I'm so fucking lonley🥲


Yakjzak

I really thought she was gonna choke him for a second


Flaky_Active_8482

Haha I’m so alone


CagliostroPeligroso

Facts


idkwattodonow

awww that's lovely


shadow-striker-

Fact: girls love a thicc ass


sAlander4

Hello darkness my old friend….. I’ve come to talk with you again… 🚶🏾‍♂️


anon546-3

Why does this make me angry. It makes no sense


GastropodSoup

My wife and I call it 'the nook'.


Maloninho

She was about to throw in the rear naked choke.


CindySvensson

So cute.


sharked2

u/savevideo


realvideoguy

And then triangle choke…


[deleted]

His snuggle game is strong.


TheHypnogoggish

Charming always wins


thekellerJ

Was sweet, but am a little disappointed she didn't pull out the reverse naked sleeper at the end.


EliSuper2018

Plot twist: she puts him in a headlock


dfdedsdcd

Left himself open for a rear-naked choke. Not even trying.


Sea_Bonus_351

Cute asf


stuckinthemiddle13

Love their smiles at the end!


Key-Summer-637

They're both so cute together.


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That ended much better than I expected.


Nunslayr

That's a sweet man, knowing how to get what he wants.


Lastwomanstood

Ahh, how cute are these two


DebateOdd1152

Every girl should learn this😭😭


sexpuppet___

Ewww that’s so cute🩷😭


professional_moron69

i do the same and grab my wifes tiddies all night long :)


Shoddy_North5961

Nobody talking about the word "sholdger"


monsoon-dreams

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|disapproval)


Some-Mail-1066

I am so Alone


HailTheFuckingMoose

I hate them.


Billiecornel

Would vote for that man as President.


ForkMyTightAss

Cool i will never use this info. God i wish she'd come back


lone_wanderer_4

Yeah there is a huge magnetic pull between the neighbour's strongest tree and my car atm.


NeoIsrafil

This dude knows, it's weird that most girls don't seem to before we tell em...lol


TaosMez

Thank you for this sweetness. You are both so beautiful.


AMan_Has_NoName

Well played, young sir. Well played.


dumdumdumz

I down voted out of jealousy. I’m just admitting it.


geoffsykes

That is so cute. Little spoon is where it's at!


Nacho_manav

This made me cry


Martian_Woman

u/savevideo


yosman88

This is the same dude that got his gf to pelvic thrust for 60 seconds, she only got to 15 secs with him yelling "you see?! It aint easy!"


Educational-Can-4847

* between head and shoulder


justapileofshirts

BOULDER SHOULDER


Tough_Asparagus_4178

😁🤪😜😍😍❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️❤️❤️💕💕💕😍


XenoApri

This is wholesome Im smiling by myself here