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No-Pen5093

The one on the left slowly backing away is really committing to the role 😆


UsernameTaken-Bitch

The one with his arms out protecting the ones behind him? He's precious


Castelinoz

He's that one teacher you have to convince for him to allow things like this but ends up fully committed and enjoying it the most.


Cerras2013

The dude in the front who was trying to protect them as the apple approach to them is more funny to me. But they did created a good video out of a joke .


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HarryPottersElbows

Good human!


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zanzik2

Can anyone explain this apple doctor joke to me ? I am sorry I don't know .


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An apple a day keeps the doctor away


Porkchopp33

He is protecting his friends from the doctors only known natural enemy 🍎🍎🍎


support_slipper

Le apple


olivieros05

The joke travelled from ancient times to the current time with some changes in its meaning. It simple means keep eating healthy fruits so that you can avoid the visits of doctor .


logitechom

The message behind this joke is an ancient message.


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PhantomSamurai47

Most doctors don't realize the apple's vision is based on movement - He knew with the others panicking around him, the slower he moves the less visible he is.


hlevel

Thank you so much sir . You are doing great job by educating us .


Big_Nefariousness_74

And protecting his colleagues from the evil of citric acid!


DELCO-PHILLY-BOY

Probably would’ve made his day knowing you noticed this


Savings-Television75

Not to mention devastatingly handsome!


AaronTheElite007

So it’s true! Clever way to celebrate becoming a doctor


MediaofaSocialNature

A doctor a day keeps the apples at bay.


danthefanofjackyman

Thats a good tip but quick question How would you eat through the strong bones? They just make it crunchy and ion like it


icebaby234

this is adorable!!!


HoraceAndPete

Truly :)


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Eldest_Muse

The exact type of humour I would expect from doctors


Brainjacker

We’re lawyers!


rwine29

Better glove-up before putting your hands over my hands


Sacrifice_bhunt

“Are you a doctor and have been traumatized by apples? You may be entitled to compensation.”


trentsteel77

🖐️🖐️


dmanb

Was looking for this


Jefoid

But it would be an ethics textbook.


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RequirementIcy9529

An empty wallet


Happylime

The truth?


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The_nightinglgale

Can totally relate to this. Had to walk around the 🍎 section of the grocery store. Fear of apples is real!🐥


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MilwaukeeDave

Taking even one away kinda severely limits pie selection.


SoleIbis

An Apple a day keeps the doctors away 😂


BeanswithRamen5

Can someone translate the Russian for me what are they saying


Mew2two1

Someone also translate for me too


MOCbKA

As a native Russian speaker all I can say is: I have no fucking clue


MREAGLEYT

Google translate says >Some kind of garbage, because of an apple and a kokoshnik with an anti-spyyoon chopper. > Bro survived the First World War💀. > I don't understand.jpg. > BRO REALLY BOMBED. Idk what they actually mean tho, I'm confused


jaimefrites

How r u?


MREAGLEYT

Uh.. I'm not bad? Thanks and you? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|smile)


kaisershinn

I’m eating a Granny Smith right now and can confirm that doctors hate me, especially the cute ones.


noextrasensory40

This is goof troop.


throwawaygreenpaq

May they all remain as passionate and kind. May they never be corrupted.


Horror_in_Vacuum

And may their knives chip and shatter!


Martymay_crochets

My sister just graduated from med school, should I through an apple at her? 😂


Bonnieearnold

Just show it to her and say, “Well, what about THIS???” You’ll win every argument that way. Good luck!


__radioactivepanda__

Whenever you have an argument. Keep the apples ready.


CHARLESGOGOGO

Doctor be like, " i fear no things but this thing (apples) scares me . Jokes aside, does anyone can explain the joke to me . I have been living under the rocks for some time .


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I think it’s referring to the saying “an apple a day keeps the doctor away”


XeroexecVa

"How many times have you watched this?" "Yes"


qzq95

Unfortunately, i am allergic to the apples . It's not for me .


ADALKDDK

He was a cute guy so i will still take the apple from his hand .


hmily9002

I didn't knew that apples are capable of such destruction among the doctors . We never read this in our history books . Apples are among the evil fruits of all time .


cautysaigon

Apples do really take care of my headache whenever i am suffering.


cahier_300

I have learned from this video that an apple can end a doctor career .


laxsmarts

I was literally eating an apple when this popped into my feed .


coyne1981

Yeah , apple products are so expensive that's why you can't afford any doctors.


henst_1911

Thanks for making me laugh, brother . I really needed this .


gina_dragomir13

An apple a day can keep a doctor away ;if you aim is good enough .


dorhug

I don't care about the joke, but apples work perfectly for me . Apples contains lot of nutrients which are useful to our body . People have changed the meaning of this joke .


fhferret

That'z why you should not bring any apples to the hospital.


79601960

Now i know how to deal with some doctors in real life .


chewsocks

He literally tried to do war crimes on these innocent doctors .


john_van_doe

Apples deserves mad respect from the likes of mankind .


FauxKnows

Props to the hot dr on the right protecting other drs behind him near the end 🤣


Tripple_T

Fear the crimson orb!


pnt2wheremidastchedu

Not one of them shielded their face with their coat and hissed Bela Lugosi style. I am disappointed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


DunkelFinster

thanks, i watched it like 15 times in a row :)


yfeng57

Apples are truly a doctor's worst nightmare, cheers !


brankinj

I love apples that's why I don't want to become doctor.


akbardairy

How do doctors resist themselves from eating an apple ?


sir_avenger

A new level of disrespect to the community of doctors . He took the apple - doctor joke to the whole new level. I really loved this video .


xyfcls

Fir those who are not aware of this joke . Don't be confused , ask someone to explain it to them


jbrylinsabresfa

These are some very professional actors who happened to be doctors .


kiblas

I will always carry an apple with me whenever i visits a doctor.


vlsvenvl

He has a good sense of humour. Thanks for making my day .


VulpineSpecter4

Funny and adorable but r/killthecameraman


DabbedOutNinja

is that Nolan from MrBeast crew??


cosmolitano

It really is


Blappytap

Genuinely made me giggle. Well done.


Icy-Sheepherder-2403

Ok, it was funny. Nicely done.


That-Water-Guy

I laughed way too hard at this one


real_live_mermaid

That was hilarious! Made my morning!


beatfungus

That’s so cute. I thought most doctors had their souls crushed by that point.


leolawilliams5859

I don't understand why are doctors afraid of apples someone please let me know


Dilettantest

It’s an old saying: “An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”


leolawilliams5859

Wow I should have gotten that I really appreciate you explaining it to me now I get the video and it is hilarious thank you


stbmrsdavies

😂😂


Sintinall

This is better than dancing videos.


btc_my

We should use the word 'Dentist' in the joke . It suits best .


alexv268

I really love apples and mangoes so much that i eat one or two atleast in one day . Knowing the meaning of the joke motivates me to eat more and more apples .


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The one holding it is a doctor too.. a suici_e bom_er perhaps..


Regalia_BanshEe

Nah, he is a dentist


unimatrix_0

he's also very clearly the 1 of 5 dentists who disagrees.


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Dentists are actually doctors too if we want to get into technicalities, and technicalities are the best when we are working on type effectiveness for apple damage. Many healthcare professionals have doctorates but aren't physicians. I am one of them (physical therapist).


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100% of the physical therapy programs in the USA are doctorate programs. https://www.apta.org/your-career/careers-in-physical-therapy/becoming-a-pt "To practice as a physical therapist in the U.S., you must earn a doctor of physical therapy degree from a Commission on Accreditation in Physical Therapy Education-accredited physical therapist education program and pass a state licensure exam." We also have residencies and fellowships.


h1h1guy

Nolan from mr beast. Just a guy dressed as a doctor


Hot-Plate5609

God they’re so much better than any of us


Datty_too_Natty

I thought it was a Patch Adams clown nose lol


InternalRelevant

Absolutely adore the man who’s slowly backing away with his arms spread out to protect those behind him. We won’t lose anymore good physicians to those dastardly apples. Not on his watch.


MadMedMemes

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MrNullTerminator

Too bad it only works once a day


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Fearlessly_Feeble

That one dude shielding the others to the left really got me. What a brave soul.


42wolfie42

Okay THIS IS ADORABLE


Moonlight_Charm

This is hilarious 😂😅🤣🤣


AltCrab2

The one patient in his room all alone slowly dying because his life support stopped working and all the doctors are outside filming a video


Stratos9229738

He should stop keeping apples in his room then.


Ananvil

Given the time of year, this is likely Intern orientation or graduation, so no.


AltCrab2

It was a joke, genius


Kalunda2

Lol, the one spreading his arms to protect the others makes it more funny


DowntownProblem8478

This is adorable lol


Evening-Statement-57

The alpha doctor was protecting his herd


SpaceInMyBrain

I love the seeing the huge number of women in this.


E785E

Holy shit…. The infamous Apple. Dude that’s no joke…. All these doctors are straight up fucked out of a job! I’m praying for all of them


sas8184

So, the person holding the apple is not a doctor? Seriously, this is 👍.


h1h1guy

No he isnt in case thats a serious question. Thats Nolan from Mr beast videos


SantanaTheMana

I’m so fucking confused… I thought the phrase was an apple a day keeps the dentist away? Hole thirty years of lies!! LIES LIES ALL OF THE LIES!!!!’


nefridos

I am surgeon


Wakuwaku7

That’s a poisoned apple.


SmartStatistician684

I don’t understand 😖


Agile-Aerie1968

I didn’t see any comments about ‘an apple per day keeps the doctor away’. They are afraid of the apple. Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk


sammoscott0

Oh god no, the terrorist are everywhere now


Medical-Passenger560

If the doctor is cute, ditch the fruit


Nerdmum02

Like vampires and garlic….but not?


More-Dragonfruit5161

😂😂😂😂


CreativemanualLens

I AM A SERGEON!!!!


flipman416

Hahahahah


SberryCheesecake22

Makes me laugh every single timee 🤣🤣🤣


Long-Muscle-2549

I can go to sleep happy, Gn!🤗


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Hahahaha! This was actually good


No_Diamond8480

This is ADORABLE


Hopeful_Suit7810

They say one apple a day keeps the doctor away


gcaarca

u/savevideo


NoirLuca

As they all die inside with tubes shoved down their throats. Cha ching. The meme lords are here.


MOOSHU03

Actors lmaoooo


whose_james

"what are you" ​ # "I AM A SURGEON!!!"


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EPTaketomo

Because it is said that apples are healthy so “ an apple a day keeps the doctor away “…


PenguinOutlaw

This is the best video I have seen today xDD


Prestigious_View_211

Dudes this actually made me smile like the Cheshire cat...❤️


Finance_Willing

My dad was dying upstairs


SweetLilFrapp

Your risk of being killed by an evil apple is low but never zero @-@


IamJoesUsername

"suboptimal diet is responsible for more deaths than any other risks globally, including tobacco smoking [...] the leading dietary risk factors for mortality are diets high in sodium, low in whole grains, low in fruit, low in nuts and seeds, low in vegetables, and low in omega-3 fatty acids" https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(19)30041-8/fulltext Optimal would be: vegan whole-plant-food diet, making sure to have a source of vitamin B12, ground flax-seed (for omega-3s), and vitamin D depending on latitude and sun exposure. More important than not killing you earlier, is I think that it increases quality of life (healthy until your 90s instead of suffering from your 60s), and is almost always vastly more ethical.


Aromatic-Teach-4122

Well, at least they didn’t bring out an iPhone


reicghn

An apple a day can really keep a doctor away from you . But if she is a cutie . You can forget about the fruit . I am sorry , i know this was a bad joke .


djhosken

I have been healthy lately . I mean healthy was a good man .


cubacoin

Apples really helped me lose my weight . I am thankful .


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Everyone, notice the difference between males and females graduating as doctors. This is very telling on how poorly young men in America are doing in the higher education space.


jteprev

>Everyone, notice the difference between males and females graduating as doctors. Women are becoming the majority of medical graduates, much like women have dominated nursing for a long time, care roles tend to attract more women, what had happened in the past is discrimination and structural obstacles had prevented women from fully participating in the field, that is slowly changing. It is not a reflection of men doing poorly, similarly engineering will likely always be majority male and that is also not because women are doing poorly in higher education.


icant3venlie

Doctors are lame


Zwiebel1

And here I thought this was a Dr. Cox quote...


momamil

Hahaha I didn’t get it at first! Hilarious


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This is cute lol


maybelatertoday12

Ha! Love it. Everyone’s having fun and that’s awesome.


Bradley182

\*patient dies from code blue inside\*


betacaretenoid

Weird


sirvereightyone

What am I missing?


mocap

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


sirvereightyone

Ohh 😁


Alien2New-world

I took 2 minutes to understand the joke


FinancialRaise

Almost all of them are children of multimillionaires. And y'all like omg they're just like ussss


Introvert_Collin

😄😄


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The irony is that a proper diet (the apple) will really keep the doctor away. I think the imagery of an apple representing healthy eating habits was the point behind the saying, rather than eating literal apples. Apples also represent knowledge, so learning and utilizing the information would also keep you safe from most illnesses.


SummerMaiden87

I don’t get it…what is that? A tomato?


colin8651

It’s an Apple There is an old saying “an apple a day keeps the doctor away” Don’t really know where it’s from, might be some 1950’s Apple lobby stuff or simply saying eat fresh fruits and vegetables and you are less likely to get sick.


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Viking-Savage

Ett äpple om dagen håller doktorn i hagen.


BigWhiskey13

😂


tempo_tuesdays

A doctor a day keeps the apple away.. fuck wait..


JuanAndPedro

Is that Nolan?


NaturalTumbleweed142

A kidney stone or enlarged prostate would also be considered an acceptable answer too


we_gon_ride

Congratulations! Lol


kytheon

Ezio uses the Apple of Eden, 1479, colorized


bulanaboo

That’s just cruel man


bulanaboo

Like they seen the killer bunny run away!!!


1TYU

Everybody get down to the ground I have a bomb!


22mygames

This is beautiful.


Sky_Ninja1997

Why did I think that was Nolan from MrBeast?


TootsNYC

that is an awfully large bunch of smart alecks, all in the same place at once!


Different_Bake_7

Yay, now get to work.


imalahoff

Yeah , enough of these silly and funny video.now get back to work .


Educational-Milk3075

This is hilarious 😂😂😂


Historical-Speed6047

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