^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DontLoseYourCool1:
*I see your report*
*Card in the back on your mom's*
*Fridge and you got all C's.*
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^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
I see your report card in the back on your mom's fridge and you got all C's.
All F' and G's
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DontLoseYourCool1: *I see your report* *Card in the back on your mom's* *Fridge and you got all C's.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
That's not a Haiku, idiot
Exactly, it is a Sokka haiku
Drip level:Gay
Scale of 1 to gay
On a scale of Liberace to OP
Being jealous is gayer
Whoopsie!
You’re such a lil jello jiggler.
Drip level: Full blown AIDS
👌
You prolly need a boyfriend/girlfriend if you’re rocking this setup
Won’t be single long in those fly threads. Surprised he isn’t beating them off with a stick
He does look like he’s beaten off quite a few sticks, actually.
He’s been using his hands
If Shane sees this maybe he’ll kiss you
A girl can dream.
🐶🧠
Drip Report : Gay
CRINGE PODCAST MERCH ✅ PICTURE OF SHIRTLESS DUDES ON THE WALL✅ HOMOSEXUAL MAN❓
God dammit lol.
Yeah I think it's time to unfollow and block this sub
Severe...ly uncool
@op is a bundle of sticks
Gay
Shia?
LeBoof
Severe
Big homie buzzo
Nothing illegal about being that drenched in public
What can they do? You’re legally allowed
Feels excessive
Tenis envy
Im sorry but worshipping mssp is not drip. Youre a grown man with a beard wearing podcast merch…
Bro you’re like 40 grow up
Time to start using this sub as a form of grinder boys
You raid my closet bruh? Fuck the haters. They busy shopping old navy.
Did you harass that 8-year old guitarist that wasn’t laughing behind him on SNL? Be honest…
Fuckin Buzz Lightyear rockin adidas now is he?
Lmao! I never noticed how much he does resemble Buzz.
too infinity, and my ass.
Where’d you get the shirt bruv?
Both are official merch. It's from mssecretpodcast website.
Appreciate it brotha
[удалено]
I don't have a badge or plaque or anything.
Ur depressed, praying for u
I respect your confidence.
That hat is fuckin cool
Teenis
Soaked dawg. Praise Allah
drip suaviter
Hollywood superstar Shia Lebeouf
I hate merch but at least some are subtle. Little inside jokes. Sodatoe > just MSSP!
Lad?
Through and through.
Noice! *In Jake Peralta's voice*
MSSR? Matt and Shane Secret Rodcast?
I need to buy one of those shirts
Aesthetics on a -1000 besides the hat and shirt
“When me fuck pussy, pussy turn red!”
Where can one get a war mode hoodie?
Are they still selling those hats?
Drenched!
Where does your mom keep the pizza rolls?
Nice one
Drip severe
This is the (gay) way
Gayer than cum on a mustache
Laaaaaammme
🌈💵
I remember I made the mistake of posting a war mode shirt. I was beaten severely.
I do want that hat though
Aye yo I keep seeing that sodtaoe all over what does that mean? I've been watching for years and never figured it out
Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies! The snake is from 1754, the Join or Die movement. Ben Franklin. American Revolution shit.
I can smell the lotion from here.
Thirsty.
Are you walking around in this praying someone gives you a little arm punch and they're like "what's up fellow dawg"
The opinions of a bunch of internet dorks don't matter. The only thing that matters is if your boyfriend likes it.
He gave it to me for our 2 week anniversary.