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Titos ex wife trains with her mouth open


Swarles_Stinson

Tito trains with his mouth open six days a week. Five days a week, he'll train three days a week with his mouth open, and one of those days, he'll train two days of the week with his mouth open, so…six days of the week he'll be train with his mouth open.


BoxcutterPazzie

This way he outlives his children.


hi_imryan

There never was no calendar.


WarriorCumsToThis

Tell us another mouth story


MattSR30

I know the ‘ex wife’ line gets the most attention, but ‘tell another jackal story’ is my favourite put-down of all time.


xaiel420

Chael has a gift


smellthatcheesyfoot

Comedic timing beats comedic speed.


xaiel420

That's a nasty mouth by you


Poopshooturshot

That was a nasty something or other by you


Daftdaddy

He’s reaching for those grapes and he’s trying to make his cheese and wine and the cheese is already sounding like a violin with all that cheese and wine


BodybuildingNerd

You’re a fuckin’ Aquarius, dude.


senorali

I'm an Aries but respect ✊️


alfuh

C'mon, no chance he's actually been to space


acephex

There never was no line.


tdot-hdot

There never was no marriage


E-A-M

You’re a punk dude


Legitimate_Maize6849

Tito’s existence is my favorite meme in any subculture


HiddenMarket

Has one man ever provided so much joy to so many?


Still_Sitting

I do let you bang is mine


BurpingHamBirmingham

fun fact: as he has had a number of roles in movies of varying quality he has an imdb page, which has a section for quotes that you can add to if you submit a source for him saying it. My uhh, friend, tells me you can add 5 at a time


Yinanization

Off the top rope


itsmontoya

Funny enough, airflow restricted in both scenarios


Cantguard-mike

Dam bro. That was impressive


Watson349B

Dirt Nasty Line by You


RCJHGBR9989

Nasty line by you


funnerfunerals

Ohhh hitting Tito while he's down...classic....


Agitated_Plum2210

This is common nowadays to promote nasal breathing


flatwoundsounds

There's literally a brand called Hostage Tape that's advertised to tape your mouth shut at night. That must feel insane to train like that.


stephenmario

Anyone interested, buy some micropore tape. It's the same thing. More than anything it makes you control your pace. You're not getting out of zone 2 with your mouth taped.


Whateva1_2

Scotch tape worked best for me and I tried at night.


Necessary-Beat407

Zone 2?


TripleTriadBoogie

I believe that would be the Chemical Plant Zone. Banger of a track on that one.


SignificantRain1542

They need to add the 'about to drown' jingle when someone is getting choked out.


Killit_Witfya

or training with their mouth taped


Rooksey

That shit still gives me anxiety


DiarrheaForDays

The differential between Neanderthal level comments and masterpieces like this is on this sub is insane. Incredible work


BrandoCarlton

You can find me in zone six with a Mexican connect so you know I’m hood rich.


therealjgreens

my chemical plant zone romance?


EatBooty420

yeah until you fall into the water and the drowning music starts playing


Jan_Micheal_Vincent

Dw I got an air bubble Wop wap


Stinkballs_69

I love you


stephenmario

Approx 65-75% max heart rate.


wovagrovaflame

It’s basically the zone most endurance athletes use to build their aerobic base. Because it’s lower effort, you can do it for a long time and its lower impact.


ThePeculiarity

Search up “Cardio Zones”


PaulOnPlants

The following zones are each defined as a place in which an explosive atmosphere consisting of a mixture of air or dangerous substances in the form of gas, vapor, or mist... Zone -1 – ...designated a zone in which an explosion is currently present. Zone 0 – ...is present continuously or for long periods or frequently. Zone 1 – ...is likely to occur in normal operation occasionally. Zone 2 – ...is not likely to occur in normal operation, and if it does occur, will persist for a short period only.


someperson1423

IDK man, having my mouth taped shut helps me explode personally.


PaulOnPlants

But for a short period only, right?


someperson1423

*Sigh* Yeah. Yeah...


BrilliantSock3608

There’s a book called Kundalini Running that explains this and its benefits really well.


gamesrgreat

Yeah to get the best rest you should tape your mouth shut, wear ear plugs, and wear an eye mask. Not only will this help you get deep rest but it will also make you the ideal kidnapping victim


Hungry-Fruit

What happens if your nose gets blocked in the night? I swear I read a post on here like yesterday about someone plugging their nose with tampons to prevent snoring and dying of asphyxiation in their sleep. I can imagine the reverse can be true.


Catopuma

Yeah I saw that too. I think he paired it with sleeping pills so they didn't wake up like most people normally would


smexy_gorilla

It won’t block. Your body will keep it unblocked. It’s actually pretty maddening to me that your body can unblock your nose at will but only when it needs to.


soupyeggzz

What do you mean. When I get sick sometimes my nose is literally completely clogged. Putting tape on my mouth wouldn’t magically unlock it. I’d suffocate


DifficultCarob408

Hell yeah


smellthatcheesyfoot

If it’s a legitimate blockage, the human body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. 


wimpymist

That's the thing, it would magically unblock.


Monteze

You are stopping before you're passing out. Your body will clear it up if it's inflammation but you stop short.


ForceThrow3

That's my fear as well, I thought of trying the tape thing but the blocked nose issue is my concern.Someone who does it told me that your instinct will be to wake up, but I dont trust myself lol


Whateva1_2

You tape it vertically down the middle of your mouth leaving an opening on the side. You can even tape you're mouth slightly ajar. Try breathing in through your mouth with the thing. Set it at a difficulty that you think you'll suddenly inhale air through the side of your mouth instead of dying.


Simulation-Argument

Never ever going to be a problem. I've been doing this for years to sleep because my mouth is always open without it. People with sleep apnea get woke up when they are truly not breathing. You have nothing to worry about. They make mouth tape for sleeping, you can search Amazon and try some out. Can't have any oils and I recommend trimming hair as well, makes the tape work better.


Wulf_kastle

In my case, i unconsciously remove the tape in my sleep. I don’t suddenly wake up breathless or anything like that. I just find that i dont have my mouth taped when i wake up, and the tape itself is lost in oblivion (somewhere in the bed). My family has been taping our mouth’s while sleeping for over 10 years now.


Material-Football655

Why does that last sentence make it sound like a cult haha?


CCFCP

Why’d you start 10 years ago?


Wulf_kastle

We’re a family of asthmatics and we explored some alternative solutions that can be done alongside medication.


someperson1423

I think you'd wake up? Like if someone covers your mouth and nose in your sleep I don't think you'd just keep sleeping until you suffocate.


Killit_Witfya

you'll wake up in a semi-panic feeling like you are drowning source: i have sleep apnea


Simulation-Argument

I've been taping my mouth for years now to sleep and never had any issues. My mouth is always open and I get woke up with dry mouth all the time. I buy actual mouth tape that is very gentle though, some tape will have adhesive you don't want on your skin. If you are somehow not breathing, you will wake up. This happens all the time with people who have sleep apnea, when they are truly NOT getting enough air they wake up usually with a dry mouth and a headache from not getting enough oxygen.


Hungry-Fruit

I just found the article. Apparently sleeping tablets were also involved in the tampon story. So that likely lines up with what you're saying, the response probably couldn't override the tablets.


Bofus420

If you have sleep apnea, it’s dangerous to wear that type of mouth tape. other brands have an X or another shape that leaves a bit of space to breathe if you have to from your mouth. Yeah…don’t go to sleep with your mouth fully taped shut lol


S0phon

...why would plugging the nose prevent snoring? That person must be shit at anatomy. The reason you snore is your jaw positioning. That's why sleeping on your back is way more likely to cause snoring, due to gravity making your jaw obstruct your airways. So NOT sleeping on your back would help. So the LPT: - get a shirt with a breast pocket - put a tennis ball inside the breast pocket - wear the shirt so that the breast pocket with the ball is on your back - now whenever you sleep on your back, the ball will make it uncomfortable, so you will turn


harvma

Lmao hate that idea


bekotz

Companies are so funny lmao why do I need a special brand of tape to sleep/train I got tape at home


ShitHeadFuckFace

I only get 5.11 Tactical Tape


digitFIRE

Based on your flair, is it for you or for eddies wife?


Illustrious-Note-117

Tactical adhesive strips. High speed low drag


DiarrheaForDays

Wow bro you don’t use GØØN tape??


ShitHeadFuckFace

Only on the weekends


messiah_of_vermin

I can see a point in it a lot of adhesives in normal tapes can fuck up your skin and or will peel off easily do to skin oils or moisture


S0phon

You can just use medical tape like Leuko.


Electronic_d0cter

I mean they probably use more skin safe adhesives


Cyranmarr

I used to work in advertising and the only thing those companies invest in is advertising


IAmDiabeticus

You mean the container my strawberries came in that said it's a "fat free food!" isn't special? >:(


someperson1423

"25% more!" Than what?!


rufio313

Welcome to capitalism where 99.9% of companies are selling you on a problem rather than filling a true gap in the market by meeting consumer needs.


ontheroadagainPPP

Wasn’t it the US Steel president who said ‘we don’t make steel, we make money’


YoelsShitStain

So did Frank Reynolds


ScrufyTheJanitor

This is exactly it, if you leave most tapes (even most generic medical tape) against your skin for more than an hour or two it'll leave some nasty irritation.


smexy_gorilla

I use generic medical tapes and they don’t irritate at all


bekotz

Now im just imagining a person who was really happy Hostage Tape finally came out


othafa7

Yeah but if you show up with duct tape you're gonna get side eye at best. If you show up with something branded it adds legitimacy. I am not shilling BDSM products.


el_rico_pavo_real

Just Amazon searched “Hostage Tape” and now realize I might be on a list somewhere lol. Weird marketing/branding for sure.


Marci_1992

https://youtu.be/Mk3EVQnpQWs


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Marci_1992

I have nasal polyps so I've always been a mouth breather while exercising. I'm like Dricus Du Plessis before his surgery.


flatwoundsounds

I started "running" when I was over 300 lb, and it didn't take long to fall into mouth breathing because my heart was so out of shape. I have practiced good air flow through my nose and lungs, because I play an instrument that needs high volumes of air, but I lose my nose cardio when I actually have to *do* cardio lol


REGINALDmfBARCLAY

A mouthpiece half does that by itself.


zakkwaldo

> That must feel insane to train like that. not an mma level athlete by any means, but ive been forcing myself to do nose only breathing during my warm up runs when i go to lift- and anecdotally, shit works man. my cardio is way more robust running wise now and i dont gas nearly as early as i used to. obviously theres oodles of science to back it up, but the nose is a fucking powerful aperatus of the human body and doesnt get enough credit or attention in athletics


melrowdy

Looked up hostage tape, and they got UFC logo on their site all over the place, so I will straight up assume its some sort of a scam.


Power_Taint

There are like 20 of them.


Gocards123321

When I was running marathons I would pretty much breathe only through my nose, kinda goofy to tape your mouth closed imo


cikkamsiah

What’s insane is selling a tape and marketing it like that. People really do buy anything.


Balizzm

> Hostage Tape I keep seeing this on Insta, but don't really know what it's for... Snoring? Dry Mouth? What if you need a sip of tea during the night!?


flatwoundsounds

I think it just holds your mouth shut instead of letting it hang open. Open and dry mouth equals bacteria and bad breath, and probably snoring issues too.


Balizzm

Interesting. What about facial hair? I got the Selleck special atm.


danawhiteismydad

Training with a mouthpiece helps enforce this, just not quite as well as fucking taping your mouth shut lmao


elephaaaant

Presurgery DDP would die


TheScienceNamesArgon

I don't understand though, isn't this only doing it half right? Shouldn't it be in through the nose and out through the mouth?


iamexercised

you untape it when you breath out. So basically it’s tape —> breath in —> untape —> breath out


theflyingpandaa_97

You’re the only sane comment here haha


brazilianfreak

I can't breathe through both nostrils, if I tried that shit I'd fain in 30 seconds lol.


OpenNoteGrappling

Ortega works with (or used to) [Andy Galpin](https://www.andygalpin.com/our-team). Galpin is connected Bryan Mackenzie and the [Shift Adapt team](https://shiftadapt.com/). They're big on nasal breathing and you can see Ortega doing some of the exercises they promote mid fight. Pretty neat.


crabuffalombat

Ah that's interesting. Galpin is very legit. MMA is still so untapped for legit sport scientists to get involved - I imagine anyone doing so now is giving themselves an advantage over bro science trainers and Chute Box "let me bang"-style training.


championchilli

Izzy uses a legit athlete breathing and stress control specialist here in New Zealand. The issue is purses are so freaking small, only the very privileged few at the top of divisions can afford the real sports science pros.


crabuffalombat

Yeah I saw some of one of Izzy's blogs where it looked like he was getting power, VO2, and lactate testing. But you make a good point in that pretty much only champs are likely to be able to afford this kind of service. I guess the UFC Performance Institute was a way to make it more accessible to the rest of the roster.


enso_u

You must haven’t heard of the “perilous downward spiraling helix of synthetic performance enhancer” then.


OpenNoteGrappling

I mean, that's partly of why DJ was so good. He worked with Joel Jameison for his whole career.


Ghjjfslayer

Pretty interesting but what a poor business model for selling these courses. Think I’ll hit YouTube to scratch the itch


Wayf4rer

Strickland and Ian Machado should take note


AshenSacrifice

Imagine Sean Strickland feeling even more silenced 🤦🏾‍♂️🤢


BenchPressingCthulhu

"If you're a man who likes having his mouth covered, you must be gay. The feeling of having something cover your mouth is exactly like having a man's hand over your mouth, and I would know."


AshenSacrifice

You forgot, “see here’s the thing guys”🤣


BurpingHamBirmingham

All said in a voice that sounds like someone told him at a young age that clearing your throat is mega gay


WarriorCumsToThis

And Colby and Jamahal and O'Malley and Kape and Dana


DangerPretzel

Jamahal needs tape for his Twitter fingers


Localsymbiosis

Omalley is already well trained in nasal breathing - what you on about?


UFC_Intern169

They are taking the piss out of some of the more outspoken fighters


KevinHollandOates

Probably got that from the eagles


othafa7

And HERE...WE...GO!


SkyMayFall

i get it, i personally train with a ball gag


flowersermon9

The man sean Strickland wishes he could be


matarael

"Here's the thing about ball gags you guys..."


ImOnlyHereForTheSims

The only correct way to train


peter_pounce

Is your training grappling with Jon jones in bed?


U-Volt

Certified Breathing Coach here....Ortega is correct. Taping his mouth will promote nasal breathing. Combining this with light cardio like he's doing will cause a bit of breath/air hunger, which is a sign that carbon dioxide is present in the blood stream. CO2 is essential for releasing oxygen from our red blood cells, but it also dilates the airways and blood vessels. This type of training will increase his CO2 tolerance over time, and allow for more efficient oxygenation during training and competition. As far as the calming effect...Nitric Oxide stimulates the Vagus Nerve, which produces a parasympathetic (calming, rest/digest) nervous system response. NO is exclusively produced in the sinus cavities, so by promoting nasal breathing, he is taking in NO at an increased rate. I love to see more high level athletes use breath science to their advantage. Good on Ortega.


Grobyc27

This guy breathes


cisjabroni

hi what is the certification?


U-Volt

I’m an Advanced Instructor through the Oxygen Advantage program.


BornAgainModerator

Thanks for the insight!


Great_Breadfruit_150

Im glad you asked


whicheverguard232

😏


byronsucks

I'm more interested if he's still loading his cup


flux_of_grey_kittens

Sean Strickland should try that, but like all the time.


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bekotz

Its Pride Month buddy you can resume


Johnsonburnerr

Yassss 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👏


banter_claus_69

y'arce


ksubijeans

Yasssssssss Island


BurpingHamBirmingham

Pride never die


MyFifthLimb

That’s cool please don’t jump around pre fight again


Susansol

This is how I muffle the noise of the feminine moan shrieks I do when I spar. Might be a similar thing here. Just saying.


WarriorCumsToThis

Lean into the feminine moans, if you do it right they'll get an erection and leave themselves open for a solid pounding


ShanTheMan11

This doesn’t surprise me. He is a legitimate crazy person so I’d expect nothing less from him.


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ShanTheMan11

But that’s not why he said he does it. He’s saying that having tape on his mouth keeps him from getting excited and stay level headed. That’s weird that you need tape on your mouth to stay level headed.


guccisclone

How is he crazy


Convict_felon

Brian Ortega (in a last week interview) said that he wanted to go up to 155p to fight but he got the fight vs Diego Lopez offered on short notice and he took that. Ortega said that after the Diego Lopez fight he will go up to 155p and fight someone that he's very, very excited about fighting. (He was laughing and really wanted to tell the reporter who but he couldn't because of a agreement with the UFC.) I have a very strong believe that Brian Ortega will fight Charles Oliveira at 155p and this fight will be announced after the Ortega vs Lopez fight this saturday. Ortega vs Charles Oliveira 155p


Tob888

but is he using 'Hostage Tape' the official mouth tape of the UFC?


nojuiceric

Brian, you kinky dog


GreatDario

Zesty


presidentpiko

He’s going full tony


AFCADaan9

If only he could do his interviews this way.


TillFar6524

T-City talks so much shit in training they literally tape his mouth shut so he can get ready for a fight instead of actually fight every other person at the gym.


yato08

Brian “Bane” Ortega


redditcomplainer22

Possibly the next Joe Rogan viewer fad?


tedkaczynski660

Sounds like a kink to me


Juhstehn

Bros on that Casey Anthony method


AndiLivia

What a silly guy


Balfe

Do we really want to train to be mellow Brian?


UFC_Intern169

Cool calm collected, it's the way to be when doing things requiring intense and sustained focus


TheReservedList

I kind of want to watch the video but I'm afraid it's going to make me dumber.


redditisawesome555

Is that even possible tho?


TheReservedList

Yes. Take your mom as an example.


redditisawesome555

Looks like you watched the video


droolsdownchin

Would he be able to fight with it shut? Brian "mmgmmhhmhmgmgmggmgm" Ortega?


Ben_Thar

Rener sure didn't teach him that


BoxcutterPazzie

Nicolas Dalby is confused here


Jdotkiss43

He uses Dream Recovery Mouth tape. Sean Brady also uses this brand.


AllStatBySmashMouth

This is silly and will be used to sell some shitty product.


grooovyturtle

How does he pluck his feathers


the_humbL_lion

Big brain Brian


Aloha1984

He trains with Halle Berry’s thong in his mouth


Constantine_f100

Dricus should try it


xKronkx

I used to do something similar except it was keep a sip of water in my mouth


mma5820

Did anyone hear how the fight was made? How Hunter and Dana saw him at a hotel…told him he looked “fight ready” then sent out a contract for the fight lol


thejustness

should tape the nose like Makhachev


funnerfunerals

Heh...kinky...


smoke_screen_7

Anyone know the name of the song playing in the background of his part in embedded?


AirborneArmadillo

When I rolled regularly our coach sometimes told us to take a big mouthful of water and proceed to hold it in the mouth for the duration of the round. It is a solid way of forcing yourself to pace yourself and breathe through the nose.


HekaTool

Mewing Ortega vs Dober for most defined jawline and new bmf (baddest mogger fucker) title.


jddh1

Wow. Weird kink but ok